Are Johnny Depp and Vanessa Paradis still together? Are they over? Are they sort of together and working it out for the kids? Have they both moved on to other partners? I really don’t know the answers to any of those questions. People Magazine claimed months ago that Johnny and Vanessa were totally over, but Johnny said last month that the split rumors weren’t true. Johnny and Vanessa are sometimes in the same city, but they do seem to be separated by geography most of the time this year. Plus, Johnny can’t go a month without rumors spreading about his various, alleged hookups. Eva Green… Ashley Olsen… and Amber Heard. Personally, if Johnny was going to fool around I hoped it would be with Eva Green, who is a sexy bitch. But it really seems like Amber Heard is the one alleged mistress who is sticking around. The tabloids have been claiming off and on for months that Depp and Heard had an affair, and that they continue to see each other. Here’s something recent:

Among the more complicated celebrity relationships may be the one involving Johnny Depp and longtime love Vanessa Paradis.

In the wake of reports the “Dark Shadows” star and the French singer had split after 14 years and two children, the couple put out the word they are not kaput, even though they have not been seen together in public for more than a year.

There were indications that a fling between Depp and his “The Rum Diary” co-star Amber Heard may have led Paradis to pull the plug, but that was denied by them, even as “Diary” insiders claim it was true. Making it all even more complicated: Heard recently admitted she is bisexual and is involved with artist and photographer Tasya van Ree.

Yet, there also have been recent sightings of Heard and Depp — though the privacy-obsessed Depp has been able to avoid being photographed with Heard, at least so far.

[From Chicago Sun-Times]

Last month there were also rumors that Amber and Johnny had a hot Las Vegas hookup, and Amber was even photographed getting onto Johnny’s private plane. I don’t even know. My guess is that Amber is bisexual, not full-on lesbian, and that she and Johnny did have something going, on and off, no strong commitments. Of course, I also think Johnny is in the midst of a full-blown midlife crisis, so I’ll believe pretty much anything.

In the meantime, Johnny continues to film The Lone Ranger, which has gone incredibly over-budget and weeks behind schedule. You can read more about it here – it sounds like Johnny is having some issues.

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