Mila Kunis & Ashton Kutcher are “seriously obsessed with each other.” Gross.

Here are some new photos of Mila Kunis leaving a nail salon yesterday in LA. Ugh, I can’t believe belly shirts are coming back. Why is everything so mid-90s nowadays? Between Miley Cyrus’s grunge aesthetic and Mila’s belly shirt, I feel like I should be watching the first season of Friends right now, in between listening to Pearl Jam. As for Mila’s figure – she’s been working out a lot lately (she keeps getting pap’d outside of her gym), so I guess she successfully shed those ten pounds that were so noticeable several months ago. I’m not being facetious either – Mila is such a petite girl that when she gained a few pounds, practically every blog took note of it. Her face looked kind of puffy for a while too, making me think that perhaps her body was rejecting The Kutcher, but the puff seems to have gone down (perhaps the early Kutcher injections acted as an inoculation). Also: I would love to have her flat tummy. GAH. WHY ARE YOU WASTING IT ON KUTCHER?!

Speaking of… as Celebitchy covered last week, Mila and Ashton Kutcher were photographed together at an LA Dodgers game… with HER parents. Did CB mention that? Gross. I can’t even imagine what that was like… “Mom, I’d like you to meet my new boyfriend… Ashton Kutcher.” My mom would not be impressed at all. Anyway, Us Weekly has some new details on the outing:

Mila Kunis wanted her parents, Mark and Elvira, to bond with old friend turned new beau Ashton Kutcher, and she thought a ball game would be just the trick. She took them to an LA Dodgers home game against the San Francisco Giants, where she scored them seat right behind the dugout.

“They were loving Dodger Dogs and pretzels,” a ballpark staffer says of the foursome, who sang “Take Me Out to the Ballgame” together.

The couple “kissed several times and Mila would cover their faces with his cap,” says a witness. “It was really cute!” After years of staying in the just-friends zone, “things are going really well… they’re seriously obsessed with each other.”

[From Us Weekly, print edition]

“Seriously obsessed with each other”? Gross. WTF, Mila Kunis? Does she even realize that she could do so, SO much better? She seems to have a real problem with dating kind of douchey dudes. Not that Mac was douchey… but Mac had issues, right? And then Justin Timberlake – I mean, I know some of you don’t believe that Mila and JT hooked up on the downlow, but LOOK WHO SHE’S WITH NOW. If she’ll let Ashton Kutcher become her official, she’ll totally fool around with JT quietly.

Mila’s friend is super-fancy, isn’t he? His shorts are… amazing.

Photos courtesy of Fame/Flynet.

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  1. autumndaze says:

    Mila is dead to me. ;0)

  2. TheOriginalTiffany says:

    I can’t get past the horrid shirt. I can’t get with those.

    They remind me of spiral perms and bad decisions.

    Obviously influencing her choice of men.

    • valleymiss says:

      “Spiral perms and bad decisions.” Lol Loves it! ;-)

      • TheOriginalKitten says:

        Yes TIff! Those effin’ boxy-cut belly shirts are all over the stores and it makes me so mad. Sometimes I think the fashion industry is ruled by gay men who don’t understand/care that this type of style makes women look like shit. This just does NOT flatter a woman’s body.

        And am I the only one who thinks Mila would look cuter in that guy’s outfit? The one walking next to her?

      • OriginalTiffany says:

        OKitt, yes. They need to exchange clothes.

        Boston was populated by short shorts and belly shirts this summer.

        Not a cute look, especially on the robust girls. Who wear it anyway.

      • TheOriginalKitten says:

        Well Boston is the youngest city in the country (because of all the college kids) thus it is very much lacking in fashion sense of any kind.
        I can’t even tell you how many fashion atrocities I see on the daily….

      • OriginalTiffany says:

        Here is my take on Boston fashion.

        Tons of college kids in the best shape of their lives-they love the running shorts/workout clothes. Short shorts and belly shirts.

        Then you’ve got the older Bostonians who are really heavy.

        It’s the strangest city mix I have ever seen. Either super fit or super NOT. Lots more casual clothes than I expected.

        Do you know how hard this is when you live in London, then a casual city, then a dressy city?Fashion head spinning!

        Every city/region has a flavor, for sure!

    • ZenB!tch says:

      Weren’t those shirts tighter back then? That shirt is odd – oh and her hair is frizzy.

  3. LeslieM says:

    What’s with her clothes? Every time I see her she looks like she I Goowill clothes in the wrong size.

  4. Jess says:

    I think it’s cute. I know I’m in the minority here, but it’s not like they’re strangers, and it’s not like Mila doesn’t know who Ashton is and what he’s really about. They spent eight years on a TV show together. They know each other well. And really, what do we know of Mila Kunis other than the fact she dated Macauley Culkin? She may not be little miss perfect herself.

  5. ds says:

    I don’t get why everyone think she’s above Kutcher. She’s pretty but nothing extra

  6. diana says:

    Gay-dar bleep.
    Mila believes in the movie ‘Friends with benefits’

  7. Sue says:

    I like the high in the front – low in the back belly shirts. I would totally wear them if I had a flat belly….. That guys shorts on the other hand are just not right and is he wearing Mila’s vest?

  8. NerdMomma says:

    I think she’s wearing a belly shirt to be like, “See? I am not pregnant with Ashton’s baby.”

    And hahaha on her hiding behind his cap to kiss him. I don’t call that “cute.” I call that “shame.”

  9. Barrett says:

    She so pretty, exotic. Crop top, not the look for her! I think Ashton is talentless, I watched a movie w him and Natalie portman and turned it off midway. Go away!

  10. kc says:

    I know I’ll be in the minority but I think she looks cute and casual. If I had a flat belly, if I’d EVER had a flat belly I would totally wear a crop shirt.

    Now excuse me, I need to go dig out my harem pants and “frankie says relax” tshirt.

  11. serena says:

    Yeah his SHORTS… sure. *cough* Anyway I’m totally disappointed in Mila, gross, gross and gross all over.

  12. Lucy says:

    I don’t think they’re that bad of a match *shrug* and I think they’re equal in the looks dept.

    She’s more charming and popular than him for sure but like others here have said, she worked with him for 8 years on the same show and she obviously saw something in him and knows him very well.

  13. Maritza says:

    I think they make a great couple, besides the fact that they know each other well. This relationship could actually work.

    • Alecia says:

      I agree. I don’t think they’re that bad of a match at all. Yeah he’s had issues with Demi Moore but I don’t think they were a good match beyond the initial attraction. They’ve known each other for a long time and also have an understanding.

  14. yellowshaba says:

    I don’t get his allure, just like john mayer.I just dont freaking get it…I’ve always liked mila I think she’s georgous..but I still smdh every time I see their picture together..things that make you go hhhmmm….

  15. Madhubala says:

    Eh, leave them alone. Nothing gross about two single adults deciding to date. Mila’s not some superior princess that so far above Ashton.

  16. lucy2 says:

    Crop shirts need to go away quickly, I think they always look stupid.

    I know she knows him in a different way that gossip readers do, but it still seems like a big mistake. He’s definitely knocked a few cool points off her score.

  17. Diva says:

    Ashton has been and always will be gross and a douche. I would understand her getting with JT at least he’s a talented douche.

  18. francesca1 says:

    Her face still looks weird to me…

  19. Sway says:

    Well hello, Bitch-Face.
    Yes, that’s what I’m calling her now.

  20. howardshome says:

    My wife’s ‘best’ friend is obsessed with me too. It’s hard. LOL!

  21. Oi says:

    Yeah there was always something a little too good to be true about her when all the “black swan” promotion was going on. Guess we know what it is now. I wouldn’t really care about her dating Kutcher if she looked happy about it. i get that she’s not always going to look smiley, but she looks PO’d constantly.

  22. Aria says:

    Bulimia? Her body looks nice (thin but not skinny) but her face is so puffy.

  23. lori says:

    I honestly think she’s just as douche-y as he is. Always wth the snotty look on her face. I think they are a good match.

  24. taylor says:

    Proving yet again this blog is appropriately titled, Mila is looking as beautiful as ever.

  25. libby says:

    I could be wrong here but he’s very much into kabbalah which is a mystical sort of jewish faith. She is jewish and probably has taught him some things about judaism that appeal to him as well. their history on the 70′s show and their shared faith I’m sure are the primary drivers here. He seems to me that he’d be a good roll in the sack too. I don’t agree at all with how he behaved in his marriage but he and Demi never actually WERE legally married! I know it’s the whole principal but I think Demi actually DROVE him to cheat! she is as insecure as they come and that’s such a turn off!

  26. tmnt says:

    i’m no longer attracted to mila kunis.

  27. Shelly says:

    I think that she and Ashton make a lot more sense than Ashton and Demi.

  28. Sunny says:

    I think Ashton’s sh-it behavior was an immature attempt to get Demi to leave him, so that he wouldn’t have to do the dumping. I don’t think that that makes him incapable of treating Mila well, especially since their relationship has years of friendship to support it.

  29. Michael says:

    This story is bullshit. Those were not her parents at the baseball game. It was her managers husband and daughter.

    • bollox says:

      well, yes and no – the guy is her dad and the other woman is indeed her managers daughter Cami. Still, it shows how these stories are made up for the most part. They invent most of the stuff about celebs to get traffic and sell more ads.

  30. HulaHoop says:

    To quote Lainey “Mila, what the F-ck?

  31. Michael says:


    That guy is not Mila’s dad. You can see mila’s dad in the pictures of MIla and Ashton at the cemetary.

  32. lulu says:

    Gross! why is she with him, ugh well , but I still love her

  33. t says:

    opposite signs attract (leo-aquarius), just as with brad angelina (sagittarius-gemini). And, interestingly, justin jennifer (also leo-aquarius). So maybe it’s all meant to be, even if it appears incomprehensible to the rest of us ;)