Taylor Swift wants to marry Conor Kennedy in the spring, then get pregnant

Not content to simply CRASH Kennedy weddings, it seems that Taylor Swift is now hellbent on planning her own Kennedy wedding. On the heels of Page Six’s report earlier this week that “no one in the Kennedy family” would be surprised if Conor and Swifty eloped, the Enquirer now reports that Taylor Swift is so in love with her 18-year-old boyfriend Conor Kennedy that she’s now plotting (in her Swifty Lair!) to ease herself into the Kennedy family through marriage. And a baby. Of course. But it’s not all about love… Swifty’s ulterior motive is to become “the next Jackie Kennedy.” But then who will she marry after Conor?

Taylor Swift is storming her way into Camelot, already making plans to marry 18-year-old Conor Kennedy and have his child as quickly as possible. Swift is obsessed with becoming the next Jackie Kennedy, say sources. And while she’s close to Ethel Kennedy, other members of the powerful dynasty are ready to go to war with Swift to keep her out of the family.

“It’s World War III. Many of the Kennedys loathe Taylor and don’t want anything to do with her,” said a Kennedy family insider. “They think she’s using her fame as a singer to worm her way into the fold… Taylor badly wants to marry Conor and have a Kennedy baby. She sees herself as the next Jackie O and aims to become as famous as she was, a style icon on a world stage.”

Conor and Taylor are now discussing a walk down the aisle next spring.

“Taylor’s already looking for the perfect wedding dress… she wants a vintage ‘60s gown. Conor is besotted with Taylor and insists the relationship is for real.”

Meanwhile, Conor’s dad Robert Junior has been caught up in his own red-hot affair with Cheryl Hines – and there is “nobody to sit Conor down and tell him he’s too young and should take it easy.”

“But it’s not wonder he’s so smitten – just think, here’s a boy who lost his mom in the most tragic circumstances, his dad’s busy romancing a Hollywood star and Taylor is not the main female in his life.”

“Taylor is banking on Ethel’s approval for a marriage, and then she’ll have Conor’s baby. She can’t wait to cradle that baby – it would be her passport into Kennedy history,” declared the insider. And Conor? “He thinks they’ll split their time between Massachusetts and Nashville and that they’ll live happily ever after. But he hasn’t even started college yet!”

[From The Enquirer, print edition]

Yeah. You know what? I have a thing about the Kennedys too, and I’ve read several of the better Kennedy biographies, and although I complain about it, I always read those Kennedy stories in Vanity Fair too. But I would still describe my interest as “casual”. Do I think Jackie Kennedy’s life story is interesting, and women can pull inspiration from her work, her grace, her intelligence? Sure. But at some point, that interest, that inspiration becomes… a fetish. I think that’s what we’re dealing with here. It’s time for Swifty to take a step back and really think about her motivations. Is she just manipulating a teenage boy (who just lost his mother) for her own agenda? Yes. Yes, she is.

Meanwhile, In Touch Weekly has a recap of what went down at that Kennedy wedding two weekends ago, but there’s not a lot of new information. Apparently, Swifty and Conor “showed up during dinner” and there were no seats for them. And ITW’s source confirms that the Kennedys are super-pissed about Swifty, and there’s a lot of in-fighting about her. The source says, “Taylor’s bringing unwanted attention. The family is fiercely protective of their privacy.” Mm-hm. I’m not going to cosign that quote, but I do believe that the Kennedys are probably fighting about the Swifty Interloper.

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  1. brin says:

    Hope someone fills Conor in on this so he can run for the hills!

    • Jan says:

      Yeah, like Connor wants to be a teenage dad. What is wrong with Taylor? Does she want to be a Kennedy that badly.

      • ZenB!tch says:

        Could she not find a Kennedy her own age? There are so many. Seriously, where did she meet him?

      • Molly says:

        I really doubt that’s what Taylor wants. She’s a country singer but she was raised by two very smart parents.

        Also, Conor is too immature to be what Taylor wants.

        He seems really weird and messed up from his childhood and his mom’s alcoholism and subsequent suicide.

    • Leelee says:

      “Is she manipulating a teenage boy who just lost his mother for her own agenda?” Give me a break! This post is as overwrought & hyperdramafied as any Taylor Swift lovelorn song. No one knows what her feelings or intentions are, nor Conor’s. You only know what the mags have projected & and said so often you’ll take it as gospel instead of the baseless gossip it actually is.The person doing the most harm to Conor is not “Swifty” but his dad who gaslighted & emotionally tortured his mom til she hung herself. Read the court filings; they tell a more horrifying & accurate story than the one being told abt Taylor & Conor.

      • Ranunculus says:

        I do not agree that Swifty is not trying to get as much mileage out of it as possible -and oh my is she looking crazy, ugly and cheap in those pictures- but his father is allowing all this to happen, which makes me really think that probably everybody involved in this is crazy and shady as hell.

      • Bodhi says:

        You do realized that this is a celeb gossip site, right? And that it is called Celebitchy?

      • Swebs says:

        I completely agree, Leelee. Times a million.

      • Molly says:

        I totally agree. I know it’s okay to be bitchy here but the women who foam at the mouth over Taylor seem kinda nutso.

      • Roxy says:

        BUT, remember Kathie Lee Gifford, whose own step daughter is married to a Kennedy, and she was at the said wedding, confirmed that they did crash the wedding and were asked to not come, as to not take the spotlight away from Franks granddaughters big day. So, it’s true, she is really working this one.

    • Janelle says:

      Yes!! Run Connor run!
      And when he does? I see her going after Prince Harry. Being a princess is Swifty’s wet dream.

  2. hannah says:

    That white/beige dress is the ugliest frock I’ve ever seen!

    • daisydoodle says:

      I was thinking the same thing about the dress. That is one fugley dress…

      • Roxy says:

        She’s lucky she’s 8 ft tall, that dress is very heavy and would weigh down anybody shorter and add 50 pounds! It’s just too much going on. Ugh!

    • jules says:

      Haha aww, I was actually just thinking how much I liked it 🙁

      But, then, it has that sort of hippie/just escaped from a cult aesthetic that I really enjoy (and I know that sounds like an insult, but I don’t mean it that way…)

    • KellyinSeattle says:

      At least she finally took off the clown lipstick. I keep saying I hate her choices of lipstick and someone said it was her natural color…now there’s proof that she just can’t stay away from awful lip color!

    • LahdidahBaby says:

      PLEASE, somebody call Martha Stewart to come get the fugly-arse tablecloth Taylor stole from her clothesline!

  3. cw says:

    jackie was far from intelligent
    she was mean and vindictive and would gossip non stop, making fun of those she was jealous of….i’m tired of everyone painting a rosie picture of her

    • Bite me aka aniston says:

      Bitch knew how to marry well

    • Bren says:

      I agree 100%. The twit actually said that women should get all their political views from their husbands !

      • flan says:

        I didn’t know that, but I never thought she was really admirable.

        The woman who was cheated on numerous times, but always staid with ‘her man’ *yawn.

    • Maya says:

      Yeah, definitely not one of my favorite first ladies.

    • Jo 'Mama' Besser says:

      She married up, they married down. Sunglasses don’t negate that.

      Oh, if Maria Callas and the Beals were still alive.

      • Jo 'Mama' Besser says:

        If… Someone would dispose of them, too.

      • paintr says:

        Jackie did not marry up and John marry down. John was one generation away from a dirt poor (literally) Irish background. His grandfather, Patrick, was the son of an impoverished Irish farmer. Patrick immigrated to the US during the Irish potato famine…a time during which many of the Irish died of starvation. Patrick’s son, P.J. (JFK’s) father, made a fortune in salons and booze then used his money to do some serious social climbing. Jackie was a socialite catch for JFK that his dad was super proud of. The Kennedys are an American success story if you’re looking at everything except emotional stability. Direct descendants of a starving immigrant who quickly became rich and powerful…but they are Not! bluebloods. And love ’em or hate ’em, no one can argue that they’re super dysfunctional (drugs, affairs, suspected murders)–Taylor should run while she can.

      • RdyfrmycloseupmrDvlle says:

        Youve got to be joking right?? If anyone married up it was john. Jackie didnt need the Kennedys they needed her.

    • CW says:

      and just a follow up….this info comes from her own daughter!!!

    • Leelee says:

      Yeah, CW, dumb ol’ Jackie O..that multilingual, well read, exceptionally creative do-do bird…riiiight? Really, she was mean and vindictive? Like the time she she did WHAT to WHOM that YOU actually know of? Yeah, thought so. Lack of intelligence…I guess you just know it when you see it.

      • RdyfrmycloseupmrDvlle says:

        LOLZ!!! Thank you for saying something. Better you than me. Its just unbelieveable what some people say.

      • Roxy says:

        Ok, enough with the Jackie bashing. Jealous haters! Jackie had more class and intelligence in her little toe than any first lady since! She was the one that was considered a catch. Joe knew it, he schemed this all the way. Thats how the Kennedy’s got what they wanted/needed, they planned and schemed. Jackie spoke how many languages? 4! Can an idiot do that? Back off jealous haters. & Taylor wishes!!! She’s a joke. I have a bad feeling about this whole thing and it’s going to end very badly. Just a feeling, a sad ominous feeling. Something about water, Taylor and the Kennedys. Its just a bad feeling I have been having for over a week. Gah! I hate that.

    • ZenB!tch says:

      I thought it was Ethel who was a Royal B and tried to play Jackie and Joan against each other.

      • KellyinSeattle says:

        Love the Jackie!

      • Roxy says:

        Ethel had no class, she was a tomboy. Bobby admired the classy Jackie so much that after his brother was murdered, he stepped in and spent most of his time with her and the children, bascially taking his brothers place. This went on for a long time. Its a well known fact that they had a steamy affair, after Johns death. They consoled each other. Bobby felt it was his place to do so. Ethel was always jealous of Jackie and Bobby’s attentions. Ethel came from Skakal money for sure but her family was a wild bunch, thus her kids always have been. Very dangerous lifestyle, resulting in David and Michael’s deaths. They really do live on the edge.

  4. cw says:

    what’s up with this chicks hair anyway?

    it looks like fake doll hair
    that color is just not natural

    • emmieapricot says:

      That’s exactly what I always think of when I see her! — that her hair looks like doll hair. Looks super fake (pretty but fake!) Actually, she sort of has an overall doll-like appearance. I do like that first picture of her – love the styling.
      Does anyone know if Conor is going to be a senior or junior this year? I know he’s 18, which usually means senior year – but I’ve read a lot of stories which say he’s entering his junior year… which just makes this love story even more creepy!

    • arock says:

      totally agree! thought that for ages, and her wet-n-wild 90’s prom make up. i hope she saves herself and doesnt turn into the next leann rimes.

      • polk8dot says:

        i hope she saves herself and doesnt turn into the next leann rimes’

        TOO LATE!!! That ship has sailed a while ago.
        Swifty is AS NUTTY as LeAnn, only in her own, a bit different way.
        They are both nutjobs, with overinflated egos but zero true self-esteem, obsession with fame, and either negligable (Swifty) or squandered (LeAnn) talent.

  5. Murphy says:

    Vintage 60’s dress? Hey Taylor/Enquirer Jackie got married in the 50’s

  6. Amelia says:

    Completely off topic because I’ve already resigned myself to the fact that we’re going to be looking at another ridiculous album within the next 18 months, but – does anyone else think there’s something very odd going on with her teeth? Surely they can’t be natural.

    • NerdMomma says:

      Veneers, I imagine. They look fantastic but make your teeth stick out a little further…that’s why I opted not to get them and live with my less-than-perfect teeth.

      • NYC_girl says:

        My teeth were badly stained from being given tetracycline when I was a child – I’ve had veneers on my top 4 teeth since the early 90s. They’re made much better now and look natural; you have to just find a good dentist. People don’t know that I have them.

      • Jo 'Mama' Besser says:

        Ugh, tetracycline. I was too old for the stained teeth when I took it, but at least I got to cough up blood.

      • Amelia says:

        That sounds rough, NYC, I’ve got a mate who’s on it for acne – not loving it at all.

      • Esmom says:

        I took boatloads of tetracycline (also erythromycin when the tetracycline stopped working) in high school for my acne but no adverse effects on my teeth. No coughing up blood either! That sucks. I was lucky I guess.

        My now teenage son is developing acne now, too, and I’m trying to help him stay ahead of it so he can hopefully avoid the antibiotic route!

      • NYC_girl says:

        @Esmom – I was given the tetracycline when I was 4 or 5 – and right after that it was determined if it’s given to children that age or younger, their teeth get f^cked – either white splotches or they turn grey. Lovely, right? Regarding the acne, I had cystic acne on my back in my 20s. I was given Retin-A cream both times and it cleared it up. The dermatologist also had a nurse practitioner who treated me – I couldn’t tell what she was doing and it hurt like hell but they cleared up with no scars. Acne at any age is awful, and I remember not wanting my boyfriend to touch my back or even see it, I was so embarrassed. Hope your son doesn’t have such a rough time with it.

    • Esmom says:

      They look like dentures, lol. Between her teeth and hair she is far from natural.

      But despite my growing fear of her craziness, I think she looks kinda cute in the shot with the hat. A little like old school Cheryl Tiegs.

  7. DanaG says:

    Conor is 18 does he want to get married? I think the family don’t like the interest she brings. I think the marriage would last about as long as Kim K’s baby or no baby. But hey Taylor should get a few albums out of it.

    • ol cranky says:

      IDK if he wants to get married or not, heck he’s just starting his JUNIOR year of HS, but even if he doesn’t, I wouldn’t put it past her to try to get preggers so he “has” to marry her (and probably do it quickly so they can claim it’s a honeymoon baby)

  8. Helena Bonham-Handcart says:

    “There’s only one Onassis left, and Athina is already married.”


  9. Dany says:

    She’s using the boy and playing all her little dirty tricks on him… double boo, TS!

    Why does nobody in this big family stop him? I always thought being a Kennedy means certain values and class… well, in a certain way…

    I bet she’s writing this over and over again… Taylor Swift Kennedy, *flower doodling* naaaa, Taylor Kennedy, hmmm… Mrs. Conor Kennedy! That’s it! ;D

    • Esmom says:

      Mmm, values and class? Not so sure. Remember Ted Kennedy and William Kennedy Smith, for example?

      But a disdain for famewhores and publicity, yes.

    • kas says:

      Kennedys= “values and class”?

      What family have you been watching? They’re a classless bunch who live off heavily tax sheltered money, treat women like shit, and think elected office is their God given right.

    • Happymom says:

      Ethel’s kids especially have always run wild. The press has, for the most part, treated them with kid gloves-so a lot of their crappy behavior didn’t get a lot of play. But they’ve had huge problems with drugs, alcohol, infidelity, scrapes with the law (that their name/money has usually managed to get them out of.) They certainly can’t claim any moral high ground.

    • TexTRex says:

      On her Trapper Keeper! Do they still make those?

      • NYC_girl says:

        I had one when I was in junior h.s. in the early 80s. Never liked it, it didn’t hold enough loose-leaf paper.

  10. Leaf says:

    There is something really off about this girl.

    • Tania says:

      yes, yes there is.

      And on a side note, when were the photos of that ugly dress taken? Are they the most recent? She looks significantly larger there than she normally is. Could she have gotten herself pregnant???

    • angie says:

      Really off–she seems like the kind of dingbat who could easily be lured into a cult with a charismatic leader, and then convinced to drink Kool Aid.

    • erika says:

      Hi Taylor…Think highly of yourself???

      This girl’s got an overflated ego! I always thought she was a timid, nice, lil country girl who boo boo cried when Kanye hurt her feelings…

      what a catwoman! Meooow! Seriously? You wanna be the next Jackie O? Watch Lifetime much?

      Jackie O’s image is very much embellished by the times as well, you want to marry a Catholic future president? who rountinely cheats? who does side deals/God knows what? Get’s assassinated? leaves you with two children one of which dies in plane crash?

      girl, you are DELUSIONAL!!! lesson from a 40 yr old who’s walked the walk, Honey, as much as you TRY and TRY hard you CANNOT script your life out exactly the way you want it.

      seek a psychic and fast forward 5 yrs, yeah, that’ll humble you.

      John Mayer truly did a MindF**k on you!

  11. NerdMomma says:

    I have a hard time believing this account. The “insider” sounds like the crazy one. Swifty has quite a checkered history with guys, but some weird obsession with Jackie O just sounds unlikely. Do women really do that?

    • Happymom says:

      She’s admitted that she’s obsessed with the family, read a bunch of books, watched documentaries about them. I don’t know if it’s Jackie in particular-she’s said glowing things about Ethel.

      • grace says:

        Where did you read that? She mentioned reading a book called The Kennedy Women, as well as books on Abraham Lincoln, John Adams, Ellis Island etc etc. That’s the only Kennedy book she has mentioned. Once she was a friend of the family, she was invited to spend the weekend with them at Sundance where an Ethel documentary was premiering.

    • gg says:

      I think people do that – imitate Jackie O. The woman was a style icon. Young girls searching for a persona might latch onto that style. It’s an easy style to copy, as well, especially if you have a little cash like Taylor.

      My once-mousey niece is this age and she’s suddenly shaved off half her hair, bleached it white and pierced everything with a flap on her face, right after she enrolled as an art major in university. Kids take on personas. As for me, I was in a rock band at 22 and thought I was Joan Jett. I no longer do this, thankfully.

  12. carrie says:

    next to her,Miley Cyrus and her long-time engagement look very clever and down-to-earth

    • Green_Eyes says:

      Having both blue bloods & rednecks in my family

      Who knew blue blood wanna be could look like a red neck, while a Redneck like Miley could be classy about a wedding like a Blue blood!

      So can we add Taylor to the batshit cray cray list & vote her off the island too?

      • ZenB!tch says:

        Can we keep her a little longer, she finally got interesting. Interesting in a bad way, but interesting.

      • Anne de Vries says:

        I’m so confused, I thought Americans disdained the whole idea of ‘blue blood’ and here people are touting that term as if it’s supposed to be anything more than an indication that you’re related to people who are related to people who… what exactly? What does ‘blue blood’ even mean in the US?

      • polk8dot says:

        @Anne de Vries ‘What does ‘blue blood’ even mean in the US?’

        Honestly, it does not mean jack sh!t anymore. In Europe it is used in its ‘original’, true connotation, as ‘nobility, a person from a noble stock’.
        Here in the US it is used as a denominator of social standing, social significance.
        Unfortunately, like a lot of other words, it’s now come to mean anything to anyone; whatever the speaker invokes or implies. Since it is being bandied about by people who have no clue what the real meaning is/was, it’s become obsolete and part of the vernacular that only has true meaning to the speaker.
        I find it utterly hilarious yet ridiculously condescending for someone to say ‘I have blue blood(s) in my family’ – Seriously, what era do you think you’re living in? You could not sound more stuck up if you wanted to…

      • normades says:

        I think the whole “blue blood” thing really doesn’t exist in America. Blue bloods are like back to the founding fathers, non? It comes all down to money (and fame) imo, new, old, whatevs…

      • gg says:

        Anne – it doesn’t really mean anything over here. The term might be bandied about if you have really pale skin, but it’s sort of more like just a cliche’ here.

  13. BlackCloud says:

    ugh! its always the goody goods who are secretly psycho !

  14. Sue says:

    Shouldn’t this kid be starting college classes about now?

  15. LeslieM says:

    To everyone taking about her hair, her teeth, and her dress, I want you to get up right now, go stand in front of a full length mirror and look at yourselves. Just look. Now come back and take a look at her in the full length picture. How do you feel now? Now think, what did I accomplish between my teens and twentieth year.

    • Birdie says:

      This site is called CeleBITCHY. We bitch about eveything. Get over it.

    • keats says:

      You’re right. I feel great! And I was getting a degree then! I really am better than lil miss swift! Also I know how to dress myself! Yay me!

    • BlackCloud says:

      i gotta admit im jealous of her skin its like its photoshopped!

    • Amelia says:

      I feel really quite good actually, thanks. And I’ve just got my degree ^^ So it’s been happy days and a happy summer.
      I really can’t stand the ‘you’re not famous, so obviously you haven’t accomplished anything and therefore have no right to comment on people such as XXX’ line of argument.

      • keats says:

        Me too!! I’m working a job I like, commenting on celebitchy, living the dream. Glad others on here are too 🙂

      • Esmom says:

        Yes. I’d argue that there are millions of people who have accomplished WAY more than Taylor Swift. They just don’t happen to be famous, or are even looking for recognition for their accomplishments.

    • emmieapricot says:

      I LOVE what I see in the mirror, especially considering that I’m not a multi-millionaire who can afford the absolute best of everything hair/skin/makeup/clothes/styling/etc. I can only imagine how awesome I’d look if I had Taylor’s resources. And I haven’t even showered yet!
      And btw, this is all in fun – sometimes we compliment, sometimes we bitch. Personally I wouldn’t even read this site if it was all love and kisses all the time. that’s b-o-r-i-n-g.

    • Oi says:

      Alright did what you said, and….I feel pretty good! I’d rather have the emotional and intellectual maturity of the 23 year old that I am than be stuck at 14. I would rather be a financially struggling 23 year old college returnee (go me! drop out no longer!) than have to pander to obnoxious tweeners.

      Swifty, and the people who defend her stunted behavior with “her age” will forever bring my ire.

    • Happymom says:

      At 22 (Swifty’s age) I had graduated from college with great grades, was starting my career, hanging out with a bunch of wonderful girl friends, and dating age appropriate guys. If I had been dating a boy who was still in high school, my parents and friends would have had me committed.

    • minimi says:

      Well if looking and behaving like a lunatic is something to be praised for, then you are totally right, most of us on this website probably didn’t achieve that. Since we are people with real careers/objectives and sufficient mental health to know how to live in society (apart from our bitchiness) we surely not deserve to be compared with the great Taylor! Now that I looked myself in the mirror, I think I will just pick an old tablecloth of my grandma to use as a dress. Thank you for calling us on that, we were definitely needing it (deep case of eyes rolling)

    • LeslieM says:

      OMG! This is so upsetting! I’m checking into a mental health facility with LeAnn Rimes. Seriously you are right. Dating a high school student is lunacy! She has written he own songs, performed them to packed house and made millions and had lots of fun. I’m so glad you all are so happy and accomplished.

      • EmmaStoneWannabe says:

        LOL who are you and where did you come from? You are funny. I think there is PLENTY of evidence out there that famous, successful entertainers are not always the most (emotionally-) mature creatures.

        This is CB. Lighten up. Appropriately comment, or click the little ‘x’ button on the top right of your screen. Thanks and have a great day.

      • OriginalTiffany says:


        Don’t know where you came from, but your posts this week have been amazingly entertaining, you sound like a Perez kind of person, run along…

        Or comment with some thought and good points. Or humor, humor would be good. Snark, etc.

      • TexTRex says:

        Leslie: do you not get the point of how we don’t admire anything about this woman for: dating a high school senior who just turned 18 last month, recently lost his mother who hanged herself, has a dad that disinterred his mother and moved her dead body away from the Kennedy’s, showed up uninvited to a private wedding reception and had her trust company purchase a house on the Kennedy compound across from where he lives with his grandmother.

        No! No one wants to be like her!

    • OriginalTiffany says:

      Between my teens and being 22?

      Graduated from college with two degrees, was already making great money, found the man I would spen the next 24 years with and I looked freaking great.

      Yeah, I’m pretty happy with what I did during those years.

      A hell of a lot more than dating gay guys, man sluts and child dating then writing stupid ass songs about it.

      Go to celenicey-so over it. First you defended Blohan and now Swifty the weirdo. Just think a few months ago she could have been arrested for statutory rape. Awesome Taylor. I know at 22 I wouldn’t be dating a HIGH SCHOOL KID!

      • Genevieve says:


        At that age, I had completed undergrad a year early, thanks to super-loading credit hours and was in the process of buying my first townhouse and buying into a franchise.

        Dating a boarding school kid when I was 22 would have seemed a TAD Mary Kay Letourneau-ish.

      • gg says:

        Hey, I have real boobs instead of foam ones and can keep my mouth closed with no effort at all! 🙂 Among other things… lol

    • NYC_girl says:

      When I was her age, I was finishing college and working full-time. She might have a sh*tload of money, but I don’t want her life. Looking back, at that age, I would not have gotten together with a 18 year old high school kid, especially from that crazy family. The only Kennedy I would have gone near was JFK Jr. My friend worked in the same building where George’s office was and she’d see him a lot – she said he seemed like a really nice guy.

      To be honest, and this is only looking back on where MY head was at when i was her age – she’s probably having great sex with him and finds him wildly attractive and the whole family scene has her starry-eyed. I met someone when I was about to turn 23 who was a few years older and he was the most beautiful man I ever met, and I finally had good sex with someone (I was a very late bloomer). I distinctly remember telling my mother I would marry him. AND he turned out to treat me horribly over the course of a few months and finally dumped me badly. My good male friend said to me, “Good sex does not a relationship make.”

      She looks good in that first pic; she wears too much eye makeup usually.

      • TheOriginalKitten says:

        @ NYC Girl-any news about the job you interviewed for recently?

        @ LeslieM-GTF outta here with the nauseating celeb worship. You act like Swift cured Cancer. GMAFB.

      • Esmom says:

        Cosign on your opinion of JFK, Jr. He was definitely the odd man out (along with his sister), being so relatively down to earth in that effed up family. He was mortified by the antics of many of his family members.

        I’m not a Jackie O fan either but she managed to do something right in raising such decent kids.

        Sorry to veer off topic so far 🙂

      • NYC_girl says:

        @O-Kitt: I had a phone interview with HR last week and followed up yesterday expressing my interest and that I would love the chance to come in for an actual interview. Fingers crossed. Had interview yesterday for a temp position and I’m not interested in it. $$ is much less than my last job and the work load seems horrendous. It’s rough out there, I don’t have many options. I’ve been doing some side work as a personal organizer and if I could get that off the ground, I would be so happy. Thanks my dear for asking! I hope you have a great holiday weekend!

        @Esmom – I will ALWAYS veer off-course to discuss JFK Jr. I had serious delusions of going on a date with him.

      • Esmom says:

        @NYC girl, I can understand delusions of wanting to date JFK, Jr. But I’m guessing you didn’t buy a house across the street from him, did you? 🙂

        Once he married, I was a little fixated on his wife, too. She was beautiful, albeit flawed. And she went about landing him in a much less psychotic way than TayTay and young Conor. They (John and Carolyn) fascinated me as a couple.

      • ZenB!tch says:

        @NYCgirl are you looking too? Good luck! Keep us posted!

        Last week, I had a phone interview where she told me she thought I might be bored with the position, however she called back and called me in for a face to face anyway. She being HR. She called today and basically said she liked me a lot but I was too smart for that job but to call her if I see anything of interest on their job board.

        I haven’t had a real job in 2 years, and they had great benefits. I would be grateful *for once*. I temped through most of that time but that well has dried up this year.

        And why do they want a Bachelor’s for an Executive Assistant position if they think someone with a brain will be bored? =just venting=

        JFK Jr, seemed sweet but he didn’t seem to have much going on upstairs. OK I see the HR person’s point. I would be bored but dang it, I would stay for a while. I’m sick of looking.

      • gg says:

        Keep at it, ladies. This is going to sound cheesy but it’s true: I was out for two years, and never was I so happy to finally find a great job. I got turned down for a few that I’d made it through an interview or two, and that was a bit depressing, but my diligence paid off in spades. I got better at interviewing and clicked with the right person and was begged to come in the next morning. It’s been over a year now and I know it was the right place.

        My best advice is to call the recruiter every week. The squeaky hawtderg gets the musterd.

    • LeslieM says:

      Poor kitty, kitty!

      • TheOriginalKitten says:

        Please stop trolling. Swifty’s not going to see your posts and suddenly invite you on the yacht for brunch with the Kennedys. Nor would Lindsay Lohan NOT steal from you or hit you with her car just because you defended her.

      • minimi says:

        Oh Kitten, better not give any ideas to the troll! She might actually jump in front of Lohan’s car just for the feeling of being closer to these kind of magazine sanctities!

      • TheOriginalKitten says:

        LOL! 😀

      • OriginalTiffany says:

        I really wish there was a troll block function. OTOH, maybe I wouldn’t get so many laughs?

      • Genevieve says:

        Seriously, can we lobby for CB to add an “ignore” button? LeslieH DOES feel like a Perez type of gal, lmao.

        I would be happy to contribute towards a sojourn for this little troll…maybe we can double book her w/ LeAnn during her stay at the looney bin? 😉

    • Chatcat says:

      All of OUR stories of our 22 y/o self will be different from each others which is awesome in itself because it means we have all had or made our own opportunities.

      However, where each of our journey’s to our 22 y/o self are different, they are the same when you compare it to a 22 y/o celeb like Swifty (insert here – Miley, LiLo, Brit Brit etc.) because they clearly has not matured past their fame as a young teen sensations. They don’t get rejected; they are overindulged in materialism and disingenuous relationships because of their fame, not the person they are or they should become. They don’t see themselves as they should when they look into the mirror … not a literal mirro but the important mirror, the mirror that reflects the person as the rest of the world sees you. If Swifty looks in that mirror, I’d hope she doesn’t like what she sees and changes what she needed to change … just like she would an ugly ass dress or hideous shade of lipstick.

    • LeslieM says:

      I’m sorry I came off as such a B$&@! here. When I said I was glad so many people were so accomplished at a young age I was serious. I did not mean it to be taken sarcastically, but see how it could have been read that way. As for the “kitty” comment that was just a scratch for cursing at me. I think that was uncalled for. I do appreciate all of your comments about how dangerous it can be for a drug-addled person to be on the road for example, but stand by my feeling that there is always hope. I have put up my fair share of mean snarky posts especially for LR and Rosie O so I see where you are coming from. When I was 20 or so I was still in college and doing some pretty dumb things, but you are right, by the time I was 22 I had a very good job. I didn’t realize she was 22 not 20 and the dating a high school student is pretty much off the rails.

      • OriginalTiffany says:

        @LeslieM, thanks for posting that. We like to get along here and owning up to our comments is a necessary evil sometimes. We’ve all been there, so I for one appreciate that you came back and said that.


    • pamspam says:

      I’ve accomplished next to nothing. I still like myself more than Swifty. 🙂

  16. I.want.shoes says:

    Now whenever I see a picture of Swifty, eerie creepy music starts playing in my head.

  17. Jennifer says:

    Ok, in the first picture she actually looks really good. Who the hell does her makeup regularly?? They should be fired (and if it’s her, then her makeup should be taken away FOREVER).

    • keats says:

      Yeah, she can really ease up on the eye makeup. That face looks gorgeous in the top photo, no need to overwhelm it with false eyelashes and whatever else.

      • rumbleseat says:

        That picture is photoshopped. She grew saucer eyes. At least the candids with all the makeup are authentic.

  18. holbriken says:

    if swifty plays her cards right, she might get to go to conor’s high school prom AND get married in the same week next spring. girl’s gonna need two dresses. boy’s gonna need a restraining order.

    • WINTERWILDE says:

      Exactly!!!! Man, when I was in high school I thought high school boys were icky, stinky and immature.

      Taylor really must be mentally and emotionally high school age if she thinks this BOY is the MAN for her to MARRY! SMH.

      • ZenB!tch says:

        IKR when I was 18 I was chasing 22 year old men. When I was 16, I didn’t date much because my mom didn’t allow me to chase 22 year old men and I didn’t like 17-18 year old boys.

    • normades says:

      haha! Totes! She’s not getting married, she’s going to prom!

  19. gee says:

    I can’t wait for fallout. I love angry Kennedys.

  20. Mac says:

    I admire her tenacity and determination to go after what she wants.

    The Kennedy kids usually attend law school after college and then practice for a few years prior to a career in politics, so that should be taken into consideration.

    • Evelyn says:

      But she wants to marry a high school boy and have his baby while he’s still in high school. I don’t care if he is a Kennedy and she is a millionaire, that sh*t is creepy and so is she

      • EmmaStoneWannabe says:

        Well hopefully she has yet to conceive..so at least he’ll be a HS grad. Accomplishment.

  21. Daisy says:

    Her dishwater hair really depresses me.

  22. Oi says:

    I think its funny that Swifty’s reputation is so far gone in the “psycho” direction that the NE can publish this and no one thinks its that crazy. She needs to ease off and have her PR team regroup, or fire them completely. Conor will still be in high school when she plans on this happening! Does she really think that having a baby with a dad so young and still in school is a good idea? Or does she really just not care?

  23. Jay Elle says:

    I really bet it’s not “WWIII”… they’re all adults. I bet they just think that they’ll break up just like EVERY OTHER TEENAGE COUPLE and every other relationship she has. They probably think “well whatever, they’re so young, what are the chances of them ACTUALLY getting married”

    I just don’t buy the hype. She’s retarded but the Kennedy’s aren’t (most of the time)

  24. Junegorilla says:

    All of the Kennedy kids after JFK are a mess. Except maybe for Caroline. Drugs, suicide, rape , murder and infidelity. And Jackie O was just like Mrs. Edwards and turned a blind eye to their husbands fucking everything that
    moved to get a shot at the white house.

    • RdyfrmycloseupmrDvlle says:

      Actually her motivation wasnt “for a shot at the white house.” it was a very very very different world and society back then. She was a product of a different world. Im really surprisd that so many women on here seem to be terribly bent out of shape simply because she stayed married to john who, gasp!, slept with other women. I mean, grow up, get over it. The woman was a legend who did many great things and so did he. These to peoples histories are boiled down to if they cheated or not?? Pfft!!!

    • ZenB!tch says:

      She didn’t marry for the White House. She married for money and it may not have been her idea. Her family had social standing but her no-good dad gambled away the money. JFK needed social standing because at the time he was more or less Irish garbage. This country always looks down on its newest members.

      The head Kennedy whatever his name was also married Bobby off to Ethel for some social reason. THAT was not his idea.

      None of those people married for love and JFK was fucked up, too. The whole lot of them were and are. Whats-his-name was evil (kind of like Ethel). You don’t think Rose was happy as the slave to whats-his-name either, do you? Their marriage was an allegiance between two of the first powerful Irish families: The Fitzgeralds and the Kennedys. Hence where the F in JFK and RFK came from.

      Although, I guess in the old days when we were still more or less chattel putting up with an rich pig was easier than dealing with a poor one. At least you had your own room.

      • normades says:

        Great post ZB. None of them were “good people” per se but I do appreciate that politically they did put America one step forward. That doesn’t mean that they were morally superiour themselves.

  25. bettyrose says:

    Does this girl have any loved ones worrying about her mental state? A 22 year old woman wanting to be impregnated by a high school student is not a sign of a healthy emotional/mental state.

  26. Val says:

    Um, 24 years old at NYU law, and I love what I see in the mirror. All five feet nine inches and 150 pounds of it. I worked hard, with no handouts to get to where I am today! Hardwork, dedication and a decent education is what counts. Not having millions to entice young boys.

  27. mel says:

    I love the outfit in the first picture…LOVE IT!!! Gorgeous. This whole story rings BS and I just don’t even think she would stoop to marry someone so young. Eh…this will be over by Xmas…my prediction.

    • polk8dot says:

      @ ‘I just don’t even think she would stoop to marry someone so young’

      And yet she did stoop to dating someone so young, didn’t she? What makes you think one is far from the other? In her addled adolescent brain they may be very closely related, or even logically follow each other.
      She clearly has issues – we’ve seen them develop and blossom over the years, with each failed relationship and corresponding hit record. There is no telling what is going on in her mind, other than it is not what a NORMAL 22-yo would have going on there.
      On top of all her craziness she is obviously addicted to fame, and that factor alone just throws everything out of balance, even for a stable person, let alone a nutso.

  28. Tania says:

    I’m calling it. I think she’s pregnant.

  29. Mercy says:

    Hate her hair color. So matte, drab and dishwater … would look so much better if she got it brightened, shined, highlighted.

  30. tru tru says:

    she looks creepy as HELL!!!

    oh and she can’t SING, I was forced to take some preteens to her concert and it was horrid.

    she looks like a creepy space cadet, RUN Conor RUN!!

    • rumbleseat says:

      That’s why Ethel is the one who thinks she’s wonderful; clearly the woman is completely deaf. 🙂 Had to say it. It’s probably true!

  31. Xantha says:

    While I think the NE story is full of shit, I do agree that she seems to care more about the idea of being a Kennedy than actually liking this guy. A classic case of social climbing.

    The Middletons would be proud.

  32. Katie says:

    As we say in Atlanta, courtesy of the Bert Show, she is stepping in to psycho on this one. The kid is 18. Does he even want to marry, much less have babies right away? Furthermore, they’ve hardly been dating long enough of her to have purchased the house next door and now be planning a wedding. Alarm bells should be going off for Conor.

    • fabgrrl says:

      Well, I don’t know, 18 year olds can be pretty stupid. He may be flattered by all this. A famous adult woman fawning all over him, a high school kid? Teens seem to think that they are grown up and mature and ready for adult relationships (they aren’t). If she were, say, a regular college senior and he a freshmen, cold hard reality would slap them in the face when Taylor has to get a job and support the both of them. But they get to be insulated from all that, and can play out their 12-year-old love/wedding/baby fantasies.

    • grace says:

      She didn’t buy a house though..

    • ZenB!tch says:

      Alarm bells might go off if he weren’t trying to replace his mom.

  33. Violet says:

    Wow, she’s truly morphing into LeAnn Rimes. At this rate, she’ll surpass her in creepiness.

    Conor still has TWO YEARS of high school left, FFS. If this rumor is true, Taylor plans to have a baby before he even graduates.

    • Nikki says:

      Two years? He’s eighteen. Is he learning impaired? Is Taylor marrying a learning impaired, grieving teenager?

      I wish someone could explain why she’s so popular. She’s whiny and is always squinting at me. Taylor just makes me nervous.

  34. grace says:

    Oh come on, this story is from The National Enquirer!

  35. some bitch says:

    This girl seems very vindictive. Something in her eyes really puts me off.

  36. the original bellaluna says:

    Jeebus Taylor, can the boy graduate from high school first? Are you honeymooning over spring break?

  37. kim i says:

    i don’t get teh reference about conor’s daddy being “caught in an affair.” that intimates, if you’ll pardon the expression, that there’s some cheating going on. robert kennedy jr. is a widower. if he’s dating cheryl hines, there’s no “hanky panky” aspect to it, unless cheryl hines’ is cheating on HER husband. really sloppy way to describe things and to imply ugly stuff where no ugly is. bad website. bad. you go to bed without anymore pixels tonight.

    • HappyMom says:

      He cheated all through his marriages. In fact, he hooked up with Conor’s mother while he was still married to his first wife. He has been dating Cheryl Hines for a while. He’s a total creep

      • ZenB!tch says:

        Wasn’t he still married to Conor’s mother when he hooked up with Cheryl Hines.

        Cheryl is a grown woman but I worry about anyone dating a Kennedy.

        People say where is RFK Jr but I say where is Ethel, she raised that creep and now she is encouraging this thing with Taylor. WTF?

        Ethel also raised Michael Kennedy the one who was killed playing ski football after cheating on Vicki Gifford with the teenaged baby sitter.

        And Joseph Kennedy the one who had his first marriage annulled so he could remarry in the church.

        I don’t even keep up with the Kennedys. Imagine what I horrible stuff they’ve done that don’t know?

      • Jayna says:

        From what I read, he began dating Cheryl Hines quite a while after his separation. Divorces with the rich take quite a while. I don’t doubt he’s a cheater. It seems like the Kennedys are. But I have had friends married to alcoholics and I wouldn’t want to walk a mile in their shoes for anything. They all spent years trying to help their spouses and staying for the children. Truthfully, at any given point all of them were ripe for affairs from the sheer depression and loneliness of living with and dealing with an alcoholic. I wouldn’t have judged.

        They all eventually got divorced except one. He has been in therapy with her, gone back to church to get spiritual guidance, threatened his wife with everything, leaving, taking the children, begging. She is yet again in rehab only because he threatened divorce. He never left because this is his second marriage and didn’t want to fail. After the last child is in high school, I wouldn’t be surprised if he leaves her.

  38. Antidoll says:

    Im surprised the younger kardashians arent all over the kennedy boys, u know with all the famewhoring and the kk’s haha

  39. JessSaysNo says:

    This is so creepy and wreaks of Taylor being a control freak manipulator. The boy is 18 and not even famous and she thinks he is ready to settle down? So pathetic of Taylor, she is obviously thinking of herself only. If they get married and have a child right away, I can guarantee they’ll be getting divorced. He (and everyone really) need those college years to be free from marriage/babies to really grow up.

  40. rumbleseat says:

    Picture #1 is the most photoshopped picture of her ever. Or else her eyes have magically floated to the front of their sockets and doubled in size.

  41. Bex says:

    I think this is all totally being blown out of proportion. Everyone is acting like Taylor will be in line to be Queen or something.

    In my opinion, Taylor’s probably doing her usual Taylor thing, falling hard and foolishly, and they’ll be done in a few months. I don’t think there’s any overarcing master plan to become one of the nation’s Elite.


    • esther says:


      she’s got a whole string of fell-too-hard-too-fast relationships behind her.

      joe jonas, jake gyllenhal, john mayer (?) etc.

      same thing over and over. this guy will probably break up with her in a month or two.

  42. midnightmoon says:

    She looks like a tall skinny fancy rabbit. At least Conor is taller than her. I’m sure that was one consideration in her plot to blow up the Gossipverse.

  43. crtb says:

    Is she out of her mind? He is still in High School! He is sooooo not ready to get married. If they do get engaged, they need to wait at least 4 years until he finishes college. Where are her parents?

  44. Kloops says:

    If that doily dress is a candid pap shot, all I have to say is “Famewhore! Thy name is Swifty!… And stop romancing young, emotionally vulnerable boys, it’s fricken creepy.”

  45. Raven says:

    Sounds like Kathie Lee Gifford has the Enquirer on speed dial. Seems like all the privacy issues have to do with the tall tales by the Kennedy insiders.

  46. ZenB!tch says:

    She wants to have a baby WHEN HE IS STILL IN HIGH SCHOOL!

    He isn’t going back to Deerfield, is he? Do they let Kennedys into Harvard with GEDs?

  47. Meg says:

    I really don’t think this story is true. I like Swift{I’ve been to both of her concerts}, but dating an 18 year old is too creepy for me. I am the same age as her and the idea of an 18 year old makes me feel a little ill!

    I also wonder if anyone would care if it was switched, he was 22 and she was 18?

  48. Remi ledger says:

    There is no debate. Taylor Swift is creepy. There is no debate that her praying on the kennedy kid is disturbing.

  49. Jayna says:

    Jackie married a powerful Kennedy, 36, destined to become president. Marrying a Kennedy, 18, who is in high school isn’t quite the same thing, Swifty. LOL

  50. Ravensdaughter says:

    A wedding crashing/cradle-robbing/name grabber. I hope that the Kennedys are encouraging the poor BOY (which he is) to use a condom, Catholic or not.

  51. palermo says:

    She wants to marry a child?? The fact that she bought that house right next to theirs is downright stalky

  52. jak415 says:

    Although I think buying a house right next to this guy is a little much; to make taylor out to be completely psycho because she is dating someone 4 years youger than her is a little much. He is 18 years old. Where was the outrage when johnny depp was in his mid-20s and dating a 16 year old winona ryder? Or brad pitt dating underage juliette lewis? I think there is a huge double standard here. I don’t like taylor swift much but I am not putting her in the pervert category either.

    • Kate (newer one) says:

      It isn’t his age that freaks me out of itself. (I’m British, and the age of consent here is 16.) It’s the fact his mother committed suicide after a brutal divorce bare months ago, on top of his still being in high school, and then the house purchase AND her allegedly being Kennedy fixated.

      He’s very young, very vulnerable, and all this seems very mememe on her part. She should cut the kid a break and back off.

      • Joe says:

        She did not buy no damn house and NE is 5% true stories at best.

      • Kate (newer one) says:

        Well, if that’s true it’s reassuring. Because he’s not a celebrity, he’s just a kid who’s been through hell, notwithstanding some famous relatives, and I can’t imagine his thought processes are that lucid right now.

        I didn’t actually give this latest story credence, which is why I didn’t mention it – did the house thing/the Kennedy obsession stem from the NE, too?

        A nice summer fling is one thing. What the media are suggesting is another.

  53. gg says:

    I used to like her; this relationship is making me wonder a little though. She’s moving too fast and he’s too young for her probably.

  54. normades says:

    At least this time she can’t play the victim…waaahhhh the high schooler played me!!

    • rumbleseat says:

      Honestly you think she’s above that, emotionally or artistically?

    • Lauren says:

      She appears creepier by the day. I am worried about Conor.She played the victim with JM.Dear John Lyrics”didn’t you think I was too young to be played with”.Isn’t that exactly what she is doing to Conor?

  55. Gigohead says:

    I am sure if his mom were alive she would feel exactly how I feel: what is this woman doing with my boy. I have a son the same age and he in not mature enough to be in a relationship like this. Seems to me she is immature and perhaps socially stunted. Grown men don’t want her, so high schoolers are her right fit. But there is no way I want her stunting my own son’s maturity.

  56. ML Matthews says:

    Am I the only person who thinks it is just sick and perverted that a 22 year old woman is dating an 18 year boy who is just starting high school? Yuck…

  57. Francesca says:

    Swifty looks different in the first photo. She actually opened her eyes.

  58. DIANE says:

    You wanna get pregnant by some kid in high school because he’s a Kennedy??? Hey Taylor, don’t come crying to us when that family turns you into a pathetic lush.

  59. TheTruthKid says:

    Why does is she so in love with a Kennedy, if she did read books about them she would know her life is in danger and her number “13” will no longer keep her & protect her with the bad luck.

    I also don’t know why Taylor is rushing things so fast, she wants a “Kennedy” child so bad that she is trying to rush things with an 18 year old who’s mother just died from hanging herself, didn’t she learn? HIS mother tried to kill herself, and he’s pretty much shocked. I guess that’s Taylors chance to use the guy I bet he doesn’t know what’s going on because he’s probably shocked.

    If his name didn’t have “Kennedy” in it, she wouldn’t be acting like this and trying to have a child with an 18 year old! She is so obsessed with his name & family, she doesn’t realize her life is in danger, and no.13 will no longer give her luck or help her. Honestly she wants to get married in the “Spring” and then right after there married she’ll carry “Conners baby” why does she call it “Conners Baby” it’s her child too!

    Another thing is, who knows she might even have a child early enough so it’s expected to be born in the Spring & she can marry him in the spring.

    My god, Taylor you have to run! And what’s going to happen if they do get married & she’s preg? Is she going to dump him after the kid is born? And what happens if he figures everything out and doesn’t want to have a child & get married, she’s screwed because her house is across the street from there’s & looking back at ALL the embarrassing things she tried to do.

    Also you can tell she is trying to have a baby with him already without EVEN getting married to him, in one of there recent news “Taylor swift How to Kiss A Kennedy” > TMZ the guys legs are opened and her under her stomach area is really close to his personal area, she is really close to him and kissing him while he’s holding her stomach. My god, Taylor what are you doing. Another thing is, this wouldn’t be a good things to do for all her inspired fans? Why, because who said it’s good to date a Kennedy and someone who’s 18 and have a child with him and your 22? Like what the heck? And what will she do with her career, she’s going to have to take care of BOTH of them child not “Conners Baby” my god.

    Anyways, I am a fan of Taylor! She is one of my inspirations but I don’t want to hear her “Taylor swift faints during an interview” and lead to the couples child, or 9 months pass, and she’s in the hospital. And her cancelling her concerts, and no longer being heard of ;-( Taylor, wake up! Look what your doing. Your fans are trying to warn you. You are becoming a whore with this guy, a rebel too! Even Miley cyrus is younger then you and she’s getting married but she isn’t having a child with a 18 year old, nor having a child right away and she’s not married to a Kennedy.

  60. TheTruthKid says:

    Don’t worry guys, I am a swift fan and I know Taylor wont go through with this she’s just being silly now. Sooner or later he will dump her & she’ll right a song about him and her plans for getting pregnant & becoming a Kennedy & ‘making history’ and starting a new line of the Kennedy will not happen.

    Or when they are about to have a child she’ll chicken out, and give up OR she’ll wake up and realize all she is doing is risking her life, and she doesn’t need a child yet.

    But I know she wont have a child, and will get dumped sooner or later and be regular normal NOT physco Taylor anymore.

  61. veronica says:

    I just hope she isn’t using him. If he were 22 and a famous singer, would this be appropriate? There’s just an ick factor to it. I tried to not comment! But i would just not want that for my son. No offense to Taylor, i don’t know her. I just think he is too young to date an adult woman who is old enough to have finished University and own a home or 2.