ITW: Miranda Kerr & Orlando have separated, ‘they’re not on the same page’

All month, I’ve been on Kerr-Bloom Watch. Orlando Bloom and Miranda Kerr haven’t been seen together in a while, and there’s steady gossip that something is wrong in their marriage. Miranda has been living it up in NYC, getting flirty with Leonardo DiCaprio and clubbing and partying into the wee hours, all while Orly toils away, filming a movie in South Africa. Sources even claimed that Miranda was supposed to visit Orlando over the weekend, but I don’t think she made it – instead, she flew to Madrid for a pose-hard photocall for her new Mango gig. So… what’s really going on? Star Mag says that Orly and Miranda have quietly separated, and they’re trying to figure out what to do next:

Over the past month, there’s been something missing from Miranda Kerr’s high-fashion outfits: her wedding ring. Sources tell In Touch that after two years of marriage, Miranda, 29, and Orlando Bloom, 35, have decided to take a break.

“Right now, they’re separated,” an insider says. “They’re living apart and figuring out what they want to do next.”

But while the split comes as a shock, sources close to the couple say they’ve been drifting apart since the birth of their son, 23-month-old Flynn.

“Neither wants the drama of a split,” says the source. “But they have very little left in common.”

“Orlando works all the time and Miranda only cares about being a mom,” a source adds. “They’re not on the same page anymore.”

[From In Touch Weekly, print edition]

“Miranda only cares about being a mom…”… and flirting with Leo DiCaprio, and partying, and being in NYC. Our resident Orly-loonie says that Orly’s career is definitely on the downward slope, and that Miranda is probably the big money-maker of the couple now too. There’s nothing wrong with that of course, although some of the Team Orly people believe that Miranda has an Uptradey streak, and that she might be looking to upgrade to someone more powerful/famous/rich. For what it’s worth, Gossip Cop wasn’t even able to get a hard denial from a named source or one of their reps. GC got “a source close to Bloom and Kerr” who says that this story is “totally false, and that the couple will be ‘spending the holidays together.'” Um-hm.

So… in the end, I guess the only thing we really know is that Miranda’s grandmother is made of lies. Miranda recently claimed: “My grandma said, ‘Men are very visual, so don’t forget that. She said, ‘Every day, put a little makeup on, put on some nice underwear, and you’ll keep your husband.’” Looks like it might take more than that?

Photos courtesy of Fame/Flynet and WENN.

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  1. Miss Kiki says:

    If this is true I can’t say I’m surprised. Kerr does seem the time that trade up in a heartbeat, poor sad OrBlando. I give it until early new year until Miranda is papped with Leo.

    • T.C. says:

      Miranda is 29, well past Leo’s age requirement in women. I think she is looking for a jumpoff but it won’t be with Leo.

    • V4Real says:

      @ Kiki Just like you said if this is true; I’m not surprised as well. There have been rumors of her wanting to break free for sometime now. Even though it could be just rumors a blind on CDAN reported about a VS model on vaction w/o her husband and texting photos to him about how good of a time she was having; reporteldy with another man. One of the readers provided a link of Kerr on vacation during that time w/o Bloom and son. But like I said it could just be a rumor.

    • yoyo says:

      Agreed, I never understood how these 2 were together. i mean she seems really high maintenance and I didn’t see him going for that…go figure: in his interviews he just sounds like a low key pretty decent guy. Not the kind to go for a high maintenance model. So yeah, doesn’t surprise me.

    • ZenB!tch says:

      Being older myself, I don’t keep up with models anymore. They haven’t been on any magazine covers for what seems my entire adult life. I remember the so called “cover girls” from my tweens and teens.

      Miranda, I know nothing about other than she married Orlando Bloom. Who did she date before was she tradeupy before Orlando or is this new? He was already on the way down when she came in to the picture so I never got that vibe from her. She may be tired of supporting him in the style to which he became accustomed on a careerpath that will only last her 15 more years if she is very lucky. 5 if she is not.

    • Polk8dot says:

      She definitely is into glamour, high-life and partying. I was shocked when she married Orlando, but then at that time he was one of the hottest actors out there. He was coming off the LOTR and POTC franchises, and his earning and fame potential seemed to only go up.

      And then something happened, like WTF? And he turned into a 57-year old, smelly-looking, pants-drooping, undies-showing, sweater vest wearing (!) average looking (!) boring English guy.
      Can there be any greater sin against her love of fashion and style? (*eyeroll*)
      Two things:
      1. I think there never was any real love in that marriage, only hot chick chasing on his part, and fame chasing on hers.
      2. Maybe she would not have been so eager to dump him had he retained his heartthrob status, but he apparently does not care about that.
      Talk about having nothing in common in a long run…amazing it lasted as long as it did. I guess there is truth in this old joke after all: ‘How’d you stay married so long?’ – ‘We’ve spent most of the marriage on different continents’. Too bad it is not funny anymore.

      • junebug says:

        I think Leo likes to have young pretty models around but I don’t see the love for women long term. So if that’s the route Miranda’s going, she will be disappointed. As a side note, not sure why Leo is still making big bank in leading man roles. Saw photos of him in Wall Street Wolf that make him look less handsome than the guy that does the Gangnam style vid.

    • nicoletta says:

      Sure, she would say “yes” to Leo, but Leo wouldn’t want to be with a married woman. He is richer and more successful as an actor! … automatically “she” would become richer and more successful as a Victoria Secret model! That’s sometimes how this business work! I say sometimes, not always. You people don’t really believe that “real love” is everywhere in the streets. No, it is very hard to find! She ist 29 years old and still everything is about her, the look and how she handles it to be healthy. He isn’t much successful nowadays and works in South Africa, a country with lots of social problems. Maybe it changes his view of the world, the fluffy thinking model business? Who knows?

  2. Beth says:

    I’m a big fan of Orlando Bloom and I hope he keeps making movies. I never cared for this girl. I can’t stand Victoria’s Secret models. Their commercials make me want to barf.

  3. rose says:

    I had a feeling this might happen a few months ago when she did loads of nearly naked photoshoots for magazines. I’m not surprised, so sad for Flynn though

  4. gee says:

    But they’re SO PRETTY together!!!

  5. megs283 says:

    ITW = ?

    I Totally Win?

    For some reason, I feel sympathetic to Orlando. But who knows. Maybe he wasn’t into keeping the marriage either…

  6. Agnes says:

    I feel bad for him for some reason.

    • tracking says:

      Yeah, me too. I guess because he doesn’t seem famewhore-y?

    • Trashaddict says:

      I feel bad for their KID. People have an appallingly bad level of commitment to marriage these days. Which is one thing if a child is not involved. But there is something to be said for a kid having two stable parents. Pretty pathetic.

      • Morgan says:

        As opposed to parents who hate each other but stay together bc of judgment from people like you? I assure you, that won’t teach a child about healthy adult relationships.

      • Jess says:

        I think what Trashaddict was trying to say is that people seem to enter into marriage and having children fairly lightly these days – it wasn’t meant in a judgemental way.
        And of course, there are exceptions to every situation.

  7. Christina says:

    Well, there’s a shocker (not!) This always seemed like a strictly business relationship to me. She’s milked it for every photo op it’s worth, and is now seeking to upgrade.

    • Annie says:

      A photo op with Orlando is worthless. It’s not 2001-2003. Dude has been over for years. He never had what it took to stay because he’s really not a good actor. He was awful in Troy. There’s only so much sword yielding you can do in movies without boring folks.

      I think they always had their issues and tried hard to make it work. While relationships take work you shouldn’t force anything or fight for anything, otherwise you’re just prolonging the inevitable break up. If a relationship is very hard it’s just not meant to be.

      • GoodCapon says:

        His career does look a bit depressing when you put it like that. His main job in LOTR was to be the hunky side-kick. Even with the Pirates franchise under his belt, he never really made it big. Most of his films are forgettable. He doesn’t really stand out from other B-C list actors.

      • ZenB!tch says:

        I’m hoping whatshisface from Twilight goes away just as fast.

  8. Riana says:

    His shoes are adorable in that pic of him leaning against the wall.

    I’m not sure I get the fascination, they were a rather quiet and dull couple when they were together and happy and if they’re separated they seem determined to maintain that. Good for them.

    Call me old fashioned but I wish people would grow up and stop putting babies in their bodies. It’s like the kids don’t even stand a chance because ‘Mommy and Daddy’ didn’t have the sense to test things out a little longer and wait.

    • cr says:

      “test things out a little longer and wait.”

      They were together some 2 1/2 years before she got pregnant.

      • Riana says:

        I’m aware, but 2 1/2 years for a relationship that may have already failed and now has a child in the picture isn’t saying much.

      • Annie says:

        It was off and on. They’ve always had issues. It was the typical “a marriage and baby will fix our problems because we’ll magically feel different afterwards.” Our brains are designed to make us see our future selves as different people. Like we will be better, or with our current issues completely fixed or gone. It’s an awful brain trick.

      • belly says:

        @Annie, that totally explains why I hang onto all those clothes I no longer fit into. Because, you know, my ‘future self’ will, for sure. LOL!

  9. not Leo says:

    At 29, Miranda would be WAY older than any other girl Leo dates. I also can’t see Leo with a single mom of any age. Soooo, she may get papped w/ Leo, but he’ll have a 20-23 yr old on the side- & Lucas H to chill with

  10. Maria says:

    Lol he isnt working all the time and she isnt only about being a mom. the rest though i believe.

    I can totally see Miranda trading up. i dont think Leo would take her , not with a little boy. he would be a good choice for her though. if leo doesnt do anything heavily criminal he will be A-List for the rest of his life.

    • EmmaStoneWannabe says:

      Leo might be a smelly, narcissistic control freak, but dammit, he’s A-list…that’s all that really counts.

      • andy says:

        Do you know him?

      • Alexandra Bananarama says:

        Andy The “Do you know them personally” argument has been shot to death on these forums. He doesn’t bath often and isn’t shy about it = he smells
        He acts like he loves himself by numerous actions that scream narcissism = narcissistic.

        I agree with emma

      • ZenB!tch says:

        How did I miss the he smells part? Note: I am not questioning it.

        The one I knew didn’t bathe or use deodorant was McConnaughey. That is the crux of why I don’t like him. I have no idea if this changed once he became respectable husband and father vs bongo boy.

        Do tell about Leo’s hygiene. I want more info and THANK GOD I NEVER THOUGHT HE WAS HOT!

  11. Hautie says:

    Wasn’t there a blind item about this?

    Something to the effect that the female/Mother of the couple had not seen their child in months. That the Father had basically been doing the hands on raising. While the model Mother/wife was being single.

    Did anyone else read that item?

    • brin says:

      Yes…I saw a CDAN blind a while back about a model stepping out on her husband and everyone thought it was them.

    • carrie says:

      they probably broke or took a break before his filming in South Africa so now they share the child custody
      (i don’t know since how many time he works in South Africa or if he finish his movie)

  12. stellalovejoydiver says:

    Yeah, huge surprise, not.
    She should have been a little bit more discreet. Her whole fame is based on being Bloom´s wife and her wholesome good girl who loves her family image. Now only VS has to dump her, and they will eventually, given the bad rumors about her makes it a lot easier and she will fade into oblivion.
    I think this is a case of hubris. If she thinks she can be famous on her own she is delusional, same if she thinks Leo is serious about her. If she really dumped Orlando for Leo she is stupid, I don´t think Leo will make official, he might get labelled a homewrecker which is bad for his image, and even if he does, he won´t be game for pap friendly outings and sooner than later dumb her fake ass.

    Also LOL@”Orlando works all the time and Miranda only cares about being a mom,” a source adds. “They’re not on the same page anymore.” It is the opposite, in spite of saying she will be working less and focus on being a mom, she never worked as much as after Flynn was born(mainly because she couldn´t score gigs before that, did anyone ever realise that during all her HF gigs, Orlando was in the front row, I doubt she would have got them if he wasn´t there), Orlando is the one who didn´t work in a long time and just started getting back to it.

    • Christina says:

      Miranda’s pushing the big 3-0 – over the hill by model standards. Plus, it’s not like she has the gorgeous bone structure of Linda Evangelista or Helena Christensen, both of whom have no problem getting work into their 40s. She’s really a very average model with a very much above average PR team – her fame is mostly due to her relentlessly pimping her family out, not to her exceptional looks. So if she’s looking to upgrade, she’ll need to do it pronto, before she’s just another ageing knicker model.

      • stellalovejoydiver says:

        Yeah, but considering what she is working with, she made a pretty good career out of it, she was on the way of establishing herself as some It-girl with a great casual style, comparable to Alexa Chung, and she is along with Adriana Lima, Alessandro Ambrosio, Doutzen Kroes and Candice Swanepoel the most famous VS model, but she gets a lot more exposure(due to calling the paps) than any of them, she is the one who gets printed in fashion magazines.
        Looking for an upgrade, ok quite reasonable for a famewhore, but Leo the modelizer diCaprio of all people, like I said I doubt he would ever make it official, and even if he does it will only last a couple of months.
        Everything she built up with her hands, she tore down with her arse.

      • Christina says:


        I agree. You certainly can’t fault Miranda’s marketing skills. But then, being a succesful underwear model is really down to luck/good PR – there are any number of young women out there who can look great in a bikini, especially with a bit of help from photoshop and the friendly plastic surgeon.

        But yes, this split (if confirmed) will do no good at all for Miranda’s brand. She had carefully cultivated a wholesome, organic image of the sexy (but not TOO sexy) girl with the sexy (but not TOO sexy) husband and the cute kid to whom she’s such a wonderful mother. Not sure how she can patch this one up especially, as I’ve said, she’s approaching old age in the modelling world.

      • stellalovejoydiver says:

        @Christina: She will be Goop 2.0. She already has her KORA skin care line and she is equally judgemental and insufferable.

    • Miss Kiki says:

      I don’t know with these 2. I’ve just checked his imdb and he’s currently got one film in post production for next year and 2 for 2014 and that’s basically it. I get a vibe from Miranda, the type to hitch her wagon to a rising star and then uptrade if things go south. I’m kind of believing this new Leo rumour but I don’t know where it’ll get her.

      • stellalovejoydiver says:

        It won´t get her anywhere, if it is turns out she will be leaving Bloom because of diCaprio. Her whole brand is based on her good, wholesome, family focused but sexy image. She will get labelled a cheater, her good girl family oriented image is gone and destroy her whole brand.
        I get looking that she might be looking for an upgrade, but di Caprio of all people, she should look for someone like Ran Gosling, who is more relevant when it comes to her target group and also has this romantic ah shucks public persona.

      • Miss Kiki says:

        Well a lot of what you’ve said is why I’m conflicted about her. On one hand the ‘good girl’ schtick is her whole image so why would she want to jeopardise it? On the other hand I feel like she’s very calculated and as I said an uptrader and now that Orlando isn’t working as much and his star is kind of starting to fade she wants to move onto a bigger fish. Leo isn’t exactly the one you’d attach yourself to if you wanted a wholesome image, you’re right someone like Ryan Gos would be perfect.

        I definitely think she has some sort of a game but I think she’s limited in her options because she has a baby, so she has to be very careful and a serious false step would wreck her whole brand.

      • stellalovejoydiver says:

        Yeah, it doesn´t make sense but maybe it just has to do with pure lust and getting back at Erin Heatherton for some reason(again why Leo, yuck) and not thinking, involving a game plan at all. She would discuss a move like this with her people, and I doubt that they would advise her to dump Bloom for diCaprio given his reputation, I don´t think she and her people are that dumb, considering where she is now.
        They will wait this out and then in a couple of months announce the split, when the rumors about her and Leo are forgotten.

    • Annie says:

      Victoria Secret doesn’t care about age when you’re a supermodel. Tyra Banks, Claudia Schiffer, Heidi Klum, Gisele Bundchen and many others have modelled for VS in their thirties. When you’re a supermodel it doesn’t end at 30. Those supermodels with staying power continue to model long after 30. The rest are gone at 25 when they’re just basic models whose names nobody knows. I don’t see Miranda going anywhere.

      And people need to stop saying that she used Orlando. He’s irrelevant now. He was irrelevant way before they got married. And they always had issues.

      • Calimero says:

        Yeah brands don’t care how old are supermodels, but Miranda Kerr and all the others angels are not supermodels for me, and I don’t think Gisele Bundchen and Heidi Klum are/were supermodels, they aren’t Cindy Crawford, Eva Herzigova, Naomi Campbell, Kate Moss…

      • Christina says:

        @calimero. I agree. The term ‘supermodel’ is so overused. How many US or UK Vogue covers has Miranda been on? How many contracts with big fashion houses does she have? Miranda’s basically a catalogue model who got lucky.

      • littlestar says:

        I have to disagree with this. Love her or hate her, Giselle Bundchen is probably the biggest super-model to exist. Compare her net worth to someone like Cindy Crawford – it’s not even close. She makes way more money than her football player husband, who is a top player himself. Yes, Cindy Crawford is the “iconic” super-model, but Giselle is EVERYWHERE and has been for the past decade. She isn’t going anywhere anytime soon.

      • Calimero says:

        @littlestar : yes Gisele makes more money than the others but I never saw her in anything in France except that she was Dicaprio’s girlfriend, on the contrary, I saw/see Claudia Schiffer and others in ads.. Bundchen is not that well known in Europe, idem for Heidi Klum

      • @Calimero says:

        Not true.
        I’m European and I know Gisele.
        Anyway her not being well known according to some is beside the issue. I’m sure some Europeans don’t know of Stephanie Seymour, Christy Turlington, or Elle Macpherson that does not negate the fact that they ARE supermodels.
        Gisele is in the record books for the number of HF runways she covered in her career. Her return appearance at Givenchy in Paris FW 2011 set twitter ablaze. She has repped some of the biggest houses in fashion and she has graced every Vogue cover on the continent. Some posters not knowing her is mute. She is very much the LAST supermodel.

  13. brin says:

    Yes, she is now on the DiCaprio page.
    I thought she and Orlando were a good match, guess not. Poor Flynn.

  14. Nev says:

    He is soooo YUM!!! Hope he’s okay!!!! Never really liked her for him. He seems like a good guy too.

  15. Nilber says:

    I am not surprised but a bit disappointed. I liked this couple a lot. I think that most men get irritated if the woman pulls in the bigger income and it can causes problems. I still like them together so maybe there will be a holiday miracle. Not to mention Flynn is adorable.

  16. Erinn says:

    Sigh. I never got the Orlando love. I originally disliked the LOTR movies when they first came out… didn’t like him in POTC either. My fiance loved him in Kingdom of Heaven though.

    I finished re-watching the LOTR movies last weekend, and I have to say the guys really grown on me. I find him better looking now than I used to, I guess.

    I’m rooting for the guy. He has two movies in post production, and one in pre-production, so maybe he’ll get an upswing of work.

    • j.eyre says:

      I have always found him attractive in a hanging-on-a-museum-wall way. His face looks like someone thoughtfully sculpted it. But I, too, did not get the squee-worthy devotion of others.

      However, then I saw him on an episode of Ricky Gervais’ ‘Extras’ and he was really funny. A beautiful man that can make me laugh usually worms their way into my heart in some form.

  17. carrie says:

    wait! it’s STAR MAG ! no Aniston’s pregnancy today? whereas that could be true!

  18. Jess says:

    I hope they work it out and remember why they fell in love in the first place. Miranda’s career has changed so much since they met, and they added a baby, and Orly’s career is all but dead. I’m sure it’s hard, but I hope they try to make it work… for the BB!!!

  19. Bbulle says:

    I totally believe they’re a fake couple and have an agreement, my guess is now Miranda think her husband is not big enough to fufill her ambitions, and I guess OB is tired of her famewhoring ways plus his career is going nowhere ATM, sad they put a child into their mess.

  20. Emily says:

    >> ““My grandma said, ‘Men are very visual, so don’t forget that. She said, ‘Every day, put a little makeup on, put on some nice underwear, and you’ll keep your husband.’” Looks like it might take more than that?”

    It also bad for your marriage to leave your husband for another man. #pippatips

    • Jae says:

      OMG, this is hillariuos.

      Is #pippatips a meme already?

      If not, it has to be, like, right now.

    • Agnes says:


    • Abby says:

      anddd #followed. Thanks for that!

    • smiley says:

      u have just officially made my day,thank u ,i shall follow them religiously

    • Bitca says:

      Not sure it’s a matter of Miranda’s “grandma” being made up of lies—seems more likely her grandma is a Marketing Director at Victoria’s Secret.

      I always assumed they hooked up to encourage the public to view Orlando as straight (seeing as how, w/his female leads, he projects the simmering sexual chemistry of a gay male model). He may just lack charisma, but in a dubious situation, a VS model wife & photo-op perfect baby are important accessories.

    • Liv says:

      It’s so ironic, that these ridiculous comments about how to keep your husband came out and now the separation rumours. Bad timing! 😉

  21. Ally says:

    Orlando’s Mum says ‘they’re perfectly happy’ but hey what does she know, obviously Star Magazine is more likely to know the truth….sigh.

  22. Abby says:

    Aww this makes me sad. 🙁

  23. mln76 says:

    I just want them to make another perfect looking baby.

  24. DeltaJuliet says:

    He always appeared to be WAY more into her than she was him. So I wouldn’t be shocked if she just lost interest and started looking elsewhere. Sad.

  25. Talie says:

    There were a lot of rumors/blinds that she had been cheating on him. She seems shady to me.

  26. Tiffany says:

    When a story is leaked to People, I will believe it.

  27. Annie says:

    These two have always had issues. It’s hard for them to stay together. She’s not a famewhore because she has ambition and she’s in the spotlight. He’s an actor, if he had success again you wouldn’t call him a famewhore. They’ve always had their issues.

    I don’t get why people force things so much. If you’re not happy and it’s not working let it be and move on. Do you seriously believe one day it will be different? It won’t. You won’t wake up one day without those issues, they will always be there. If you can’t fix your issues now, why are they magically fixed everytime you imagine the future? Just let it go. My sister and her husband are still holding on to each other eventhough it’s not working. They’re completely incompatible, they fight a lot, they’re never happy and they’re miserable in their marriage. What’s the point?

  28. Micki says:

    “…they are not on the same page”
    He should buy a new book-an abridged version and she should put some more make up on.

  29. serena says:

    Oh no.. this is sad, I really rooted for them! Sigh.. hope Orly would do some big successful movie..

  30. Whatever says:

    Didn’t I read somewhere that she named their son after an Ex. I’m sure that was the beginning of the end. No matter how legitimate her reasons. That had to be a blow. She also seems a bit self involved.

    • Ohdear says:

      Flynn’s middle name is Christopher, he was named after a boyfriend Miranda had who died in an accident when they were both teenagers

    • Luxe says:

      Yes, I believe it was an ex-bf who died in a car accident (?). When I first read that, my eyebrows went up. Not something I would do, but I figured that wasn’t something that they’d done lightly. But you could be right. Maybe that was a sign.

      Anyway, I don’t follow models really aside from the ones we may see for other reasons professionally and otherwise (Tyra, Cindy C, Gisele, Heidi, Gabriel, etc), so I didn’t know who she was until she started dating him. So he’s more relevant for me (huge LOTR fan).

      When I heard about the Leo story, I figured this was coming (if true).

  31. DesertPoppy says:

    As for her grandmothers advice about men being visual creatures for that to work, Orlando would have to see Miranda regularly.

  32. telesma says:

    He works all the time and she’s only into being a mom??? That sounds like EVERY marriage with small children that I have ever encountered.

  33. RobN says:

    People who don’t figure out a way to be in the same country at the same time, do not last. If you don’t care enough to make the effort to do that, then you didn’t care that much to begin with. So they all move on, except the baby, of course, who gets to pay for everybody else’s selfishness.

  34. Gwen says:

    Poor Flynn if this is true 🙁

  35. epiphany says:

    But Miranda’s on the bullet train to 30 (horrors!)- isn’t that too old for Leo?

    • ZenB!tch says:

      She’s also got a kid. Unless she is dumping the kid along with Orlando I don’t see Leo being interested.

  36. Scarlet Pimpernel says:

    He always seemed way more serious about the relationship than she did. Sad for Flynn if true.

  37. Rita says:

    God I hope this is just gossip crap reporting. Mirranda’s been putting herself out there way too much this past year with no substance or direction to the publicity. Is Flynn nothing more than a female fullfillment device? Yes, she’s an incredibly beautiful woman but if she doesn’t work on her substance and loses the grounding of family, she’ll just be past around each year like a college football bowl trophy. I’d hate to see that.

  38. jasmine says:

    in this case, he’s the bore and she’s the one who’s too hot

  39. Louise says:

    I always thought Orlando & Kate Bosworth were a match made in Heaven. I’m sure if Miranda hadn’t got preggers he wouldn’t have married her.

    I’ve noticed Miranda changed instantly she married Orlando, constantly pushing herself in the media and appearing everywhere. It’s like she saw it as a big business venture.

    I also was super suprised Miranda had anything to do with that hugely suspect weirdo Terry Richardson (yuk I had to write his name) never mind parade in her underwear while injecting his butt. Super gross. No doubt she does things with Terry, as they all do. Disgusting creature. Sorry but there’s something really OFF about Miranda, and Orlando gave up his career to be with her too!

  40. shewolf says:

    I thought his thing with Kate Bosworth was “it” as well. They just looked right together but what do I know.

    Miranda didnt ever really seem in love with him, but again, what do I know!

    • Louise says:

      I agree, they seemed so right together. Not a fan of any of them in particular, but Kate seemed totally devastated when they broke up.

      • ZenB!tch says:

        Not a fan of Kate’s at all but ITA. She was totally in love with him. She lost soooo much weight when they broke up. She was obviously devastated.

        This always seemed like a shot-gun wedding to me.

    • violet says:

      Although I’ve never seen Kate Bosworth in anything she and OB did seem like a good couple, eavenly matched, both doing what they do (which happens to be acting) quietly without pushing themselves into the media. Both nice people. Too bad that ended. I’ve always been a bit put off by MK, something just not quite right about her with OB.(not a nice soul, her friendlyness seems fake) They don’t seem to have anything in common. He’s into alternative music and she is more Essex Girl than It Girl. Parents pushing her to be a teen topless model and taking any opportunity to become famous. She wants to be an actress, why doesn’t she go to drama school? No depth to her what so ever – wants to be famous for the sake of it. I feel sorry for the kid (conceived before they got married and OB did the honorable thing that may well have been her plan. so I hope they stay together for his sake and that she becomes a deeper person. Orlando made his bed, he should have been more careful but they have a kid now.

  41. OhDear says:

    Awaits happy family pap shots in 3, 2, 1…

    ETA: I get why people dislike her, but she strikes me less of a famewhore and more “striking while the iron is hot.” She probably knows that her modelling career isn’t going to last forever.

    • Rita says:

      Striking while the fire is hot is the way I see her as well but she has to become something more than just visual.

      Also, on the Daily Mail, her mother all ready shot down this story.

  42. babythastarsshinebrite says:

    It’s not like you have to get married…

  43. The Original Denise says:

    Hahahah; she is vapid and useless and he is a has been. Maybe he can locate his missing career now that he no longer has to be her escort.

  44. EscapedConvent says:

    Wow, that is some hysterically perfect advice from Grandma!

    Put on some makeup–check
    Put on some nice underwear–check

    If someone with her body, in those undies, is worried about keeping her husband—well….*throws in the towel & the knickers*.

  45. Ally8 says:

    Their street papping is weird, in that they seem to be at odds with each other or the situation. There was that TMZ video of him yelling at her to come back to the car, and even in this photo above, he seems to be pulling her along.

    (a) She’s happy posing for the cameras and he’s not.
    (b) She’s a bit of a self-centred airhead and he’s a bit of a cranky controlling jerk.

  46. skuddles says:

    Ironically, I was just thinking the other day how she’s really making a big point of being seen a lot lately – like she’s hungry for attention. And posing for that sleezoid Terry Richardson is never a good sign.

  47. Mandy says:

    Orlando is a cheater. Before their kid was born he was spotted all over London partying with friends and leaving with girls.

  48. Grace says:

    He caught her cheating again and bailed. He cheated beforehand because he thought she would change with motherhood. She didn’t. She probably was always a cheater because she thinks so highly of herself that she doesn’t care about anyone else. She lost a good thing because she’s not blonde enough for Leonardo. He doesn’t tolerate kids either.

    • Christina says:

      I read an interview with her where she said that she reckoned Orblando wanted her so much ‘because he could’t have me’.

      Umm Miranda… it seems he could have quite as much of you as he wanted, when he wanted.

  49. just sayin' says:

    I’ve met Miranda and she was lovely. She was in South Africa with her son a few weeks ago, visiting Orlando. She posted some pics with Flynn on Instagram or Twitter. She is magnetic in real life, so deserves a good career and high profile work.

  50. Scarlett says:

    I knew they had split. They haven’t been seen together in weeks.I think dollar per dollar she is now the money maker. He is trying to regain a little traction on his career. Infidelity probably played into this. I do see her trading up significantly. I don’t know if she’ll try for another actor but I see her landing someone older and moneyed ala Salma Hayek and her billionaire husband. Orlando doesn’t have the money or image careerwise for her to stick around.

  51. Milla says:

    Unlike Doutzen and Adriana, Miranda is all about exposure. That is why I never cared for her and I do think of her as a fame-whore. As for Bloom, that’s what you get when you marry someone who wants to be in the spotlight. He seems like a guy who likes his privacy, so no wonder they are hitting the Splitsville. But she has a great PR team so I believe they will do everything to make her look like a perfect wife and mother, so I doubt she will be seen with Leo again.

  52. Chrissy says:

    I don’t know why Orlando’s career isn’t bigger. I think he chooses the wrong movies for the most part. If she “only cares about being a mom” why is she always working and partying? That doesn’t sound accurate as the reason for the split.

  53. JFerber says:

    I agree with Mandy. From what I’ve heard, he has cheated in every single relationship he’s ever been in. I think Miranda just got fed up with him and decided it was over. And now she’s taking the blame for the failed marriage? My guess would be that after all these years with her and then a child, he was back to his old ways. She probably put up with it for awhile or tried to get him to change/go into couples therapy, but she couldn’t get him to keep it in his pants. I see her as very down to earth (she’s Australian, after all) and committed to the marriage. But enough’s enough.

  54. Scavenger says:

    She is gross. I have hated her ever since she made those expert comments about child birth. I hope he moves on. He deserves an upgrade.

  55. Crackberry says:

    “I see her as very down to earth (she’s Australian, after all)”

    wtf does that mean?
    i am australian and they are just as high maintenance as anyone

  56. Maria says:

    when you have a child you do all you can to make it work. selfish people who don’t know each well enough prior to marriage.any wonder why the world is such a mess?

  57. kimcheee says:

    She gave birth without an epidural or pain meds……I’m in awe. I don’t think this is true – the break-up (gut reaction – no thinking).

  58. ZenB!tch says:

    I know I’m late to the party but… “Orlando works all the time and Miranda only cares about being a mom,” a source adds. “They’re not on the same page anymore.”

    What are they smoking? When was the last time Orlando Bloom was in a film? And when was the last time before that? His career is deader than dead. They cut him out of that dreadful Pirates 4. On the flip side jetting off to Madrid and partying with Leo does not sound like she cares much about being a mom.

    If she is “uptradey” she is not very smart because he was on the way down when she got him.

    And yes, I do like him but that doesn’t mean I can’t see his career for what it is.

    I always got the feeling this was a shot gun wedding and those don’t last.

    • Janet says:

      One of my oldest friends was in a shotgun wedding and was happily married for 25 years before her husband passed away.

      Shotgun marriages are like any other marriage. Sometimes they work out and sometimes they don’t.

  59. Mew says:

    Miranda has “the sweet girl” kind of face, which makes it so to say difficult to see that she’d be famewhoring or being high and mighty, which she just as well might be.

    Orlando does actually have a career and he’s been working steadily through the years, he’s done more than “just” LoTR and PotC.

    I don’t know why the blame game has to start the very second someone mentions “they’re not on the same page anymore”. People can grow apart and generally BOTH are to blame.

  60. Hookup with skarsgard says:

    I bet she will try and snag or hookup with swedish god Alexander skarsgard he is single from trueblood all the girls will go crazy if that happened Mkerr seems really into her looks clothes and dollying herself up.
    Alex is really laid back kind of guy, few beers and parties with his pals

    • Isabel says:

      What is more likely to happen is that Kate Bosworth comes running back to Bloom. She claims her new fiance is the love of her life, but it all seems to try hard. She was better with Bloom, more natural.

  61. Amanda says:

    I didn’t see this lasting. I always felt they got married because she got knocked up.

  62. Eric says:

    Se has a very odd face for a model, I never saw her as anything more than Victoria secret overhyped trash. She has cheated on Orlando before Leo came into the picture. Orlando made a bad choice,in marrying her..

  63. Snowpea says:

    I always thought this was am arranged marriage.

    There was a BI a while back that said he was gay.

    They dont have any chemistry whatsoever.

  64. lisa2 says:

    I think she is cute in the face. Kind of like that Selena Gomez. I don’t know much about her but I noticed that she was photographed a lot with her son. Everyone was going crazy over how cute Flynn was. Now I see her more without him. I think she used the fact that people loved that baby to get attention. and it worked. She is papped a lot now and gets way more attention then a lot of the other models. I don’t believe in all this contract relationships. And the Blinds on CDAN are fake and have been proven such.

    Time will tell if they are still together or not.

    • Claire says:

      Yes – completely like Selena Gomez! I always tried to figure her out. I think she always seems harmless, but I never could figure out her appeal really.

  65. mimi says:

    Didn’t she “get pregnant” which prompt the “marriage”?

    These “tactics” never work. See Jen Garner for reference, how you can force the marriage, but it will suck.

  66. Ari says:

    I always felt like Orlando might have more under the surface than Miranda and although they were probably really in love I doubt she stimulated his mind and he probably got bored. I know I would.

  67. Jessica says:

    Didn’t they get married because he knocked her up? If I remember that correctly, then I’m not actually surprised that they are not exactly compatable and are seperating. I mean, they got married because they felt like they had to, not because they really loved one another.

    • Littlewood says:

      This rumors come from several reports and eyewitnesses of Miranda’s flirtation and partying with Leo and the fact they haven’t seen together in ages. And after reports they were going to be spending Christmas with his family in England, they were actually seen on a flight to LA so people don’t take everything their publicists say as gospel truth. I also don’t believe you’re his aunt as it would be highly unprofessional to have your family speaking to the media and I always saw Orlando as a private person who always seemed to be professional about his career.

    • Littlewood says:

      Also this is Celebitchy, a celebrity gossip website where people tend to be (you guessed it) bitchy. If you don’t want to read it, you don’t visit the website. It’s that simple.

    • paul mccartney says:

      oh shut up. do you not think that members of his family issuing statement about his private life are a bit OTT? let him deny the split rumors if he so wishes, let her deny she has been effing around if she so wishes, but guess what, neither of them have done that so what makes you think you have the right to speak for them? i dont care if you are or arent who you say you are its pathetic that a bunch of old ladies come to HER defense when he can speak for himself. if miranda was so sweet she would have quashed the rumors in a heartbeat and she would stop being so sexual with other guys but no. nice you say the split rumors arent true yet dont say her cheating isnt true haha, 1-0!

    • Lulu says:

      Oh Penelope, and trust me this is her, she is online elsewhere defending her “sweet” Miranda, even though she hasnt a clue if Miranda has cheated on Orlando or not, even orlando isnt privy to that information. Where did the rumors come from you ask, well the very first lot (the non Leo ones) came out months ago so you are very late, and it is from people who actually KNOW it to be fact, I also think that maybe your sweet Miranda is behind the Leo one, she is such a famewhore that she is of the old “any publicity is good publicity”. Penelope, you say it is nobody business yet you come on a CELEBRITY GOSSIP SITE and tell people their business!! PRICELESS, you and your sister are crazy running to the public telling them all is well, what a joke, I feel so much pity form Orlando having you lot as a family, can you fuck him up anymore like Sonia did telling him who his real father was at such a dangerous age? You are all selfish idiots. Maybe thats the below the belt, but if you are going to come into the public arena you will take it, and tbh miranda could have quashed the rumors from day one, only MONTHS later here we are and we STILL havent got a denial that she has cheated!! You all use him and his celebrity so no wonder you love Miranda, how wonderful you think she is a great a woman who degrades her own gender for mens sexual gratification, thats such a sweet lady, a great wife and mother-yeah! SOO Hilarious, keep on spinning.

    • Trendy suckling says:

      You are being mocked on the internet for doing this and the other pathetic rant you did, wow, poor Orlando having you lot as family, I am sure he doesn’t know you have even done this. So you aren’t denying that Miranda has cheated on your poor walked over Orli? Not that it matters because as has been said even Orlando can’t know that. You know nothing about their relationship apart from what they want to tell you and the snippets you see when you see the, together, added to which what the hell would you say “Oh she is a cheating, slut, a terrible mother and horrid wife we all hate her and yes they are going to split”, because thats not something I presume is the party line being towed right?? Maybe you should concentrate on your own children, your son sold his wedding photos for godsake, what a famewhore he is and his wife, and wan’st he once married to brigitte Nielsen, did you think she was “sweet” too, if thats the case why didnt your sebastian stay with her then? You truly are a mad bunch, no wonder Orlando is in such a mess, most probably trapped by a woman who got pregnant probably on purpose to keep him- what a sweet woman though huh?

  68. Lulu says:

    Oh Penelope, and trust me this is her, she is online elsewhere defending her “sweet” Miranda, even though she hasnt a clue if Miranda has cheated on Orlando or not, even orlando isnt privy to that information. Where did the rumors come from you ask, well the very first lot (the non Leo ones) came out months ago so you are very late, and it is from people who actually KNOW it to be fact, I also think that maybe your sweet Miranda is behind the Leo one, she is such a famewhore that she is of the old “any publicity is good publicity”. Penelope, you say it is nobody business yet you come on a CELEBRITY GOSSIP SITE and tell people their business!! PRICELESS, you and your sister are crazy running to the public telling them all is well, what a joke, I feel so much pity form Orlando having you lot as a family, can you fuck him up anymore like Sonia did telling him who his real father was at such a dangerous age? You are all selfish idiots. Maybe thats the below the belt, but if you are going to come into the public arena you will take it, and tbh miranda could have quashed the rumors from day one, only MONTHS later here we are and we STILL havent got a denial that she has cheated!! You all use him and his celebrity so no wonder you love Miranda, how wonderful you think she is a great a woman who degrades her own gender for mens sexual gratification, thats such a sweet lady, a great wife and mother-yeah! SOO Hilarious, keep on spinning.