Lindsay Lohan is living it up in London for New Year’s: how is she paying?

I am profoundly sorry, English Celebitches. I’m sorry that Lindsay Lohan, the American Crackhead, is in London for New Year’s. I’m sorry that she cannot be contained, legally or spiritually. I’m sorry that the CDC (Centers for Disease Control) have not issued a crack contagion. These are photos of LL last night in London – she’s staying at the Dorchester, I guess, and she went shopping at Harrods and she went out to eat at C London. There were several costume changes involved, and LL stopped to pose for the paparazzi several times.

Considering Lindsay is super-broke and the IRS crack-jacked all of her bank accounts, and considering that Lindsay is facing a slew of criminal charges in LA and NYC and her probation has already been revoked, you might ask yourselves: why London? Why now? And how did she afford to fly there? How does she afford to stay at The Dorchester? My guess? She’s in London for a “job”. And her john is paying for everything. Maybe it’s some sad, nasty English millionaire, maybe it’s some Saudi or Bahraini prince who wants to “spend time” with some nasty American “star”. This makes sense, especially given LL’s insistence that she is not going to be “partying” for New Year’s – she’s being paid to be the “guest of honor” at a private party.

The UK tabloids have a few other theories, though. Some tabloids claimed she had flown to London to crack-stalk Max George of The Wanted again, but no one seems to think that they even ran into each other, and The Wanted will be in NYC for New Year’s. The tabloids also claimed LL might be in town because she had been cast in the UK show Celebrity Big Brother. Apparently, the new cast is going to be announced soon or something, but Lindsay informed TMZ that she’s not doing that:

Cameras follow Lindsay Lohan everywhere she goes, but she’s not about to live with them … telling friends she has no interest in doing “Celebrity Big Brother.”

With LiLo arriving in London yesterday (see above), the rumor mill spun into overdrive … saying Lindsay was in town to film the super-popular British show.

But according to our sources, the idea is “completely untrue” and total “nonsense.” As one source pointed out … how could she lock herself in a home for a few months when she has a court date next month?

If anyone locks up Lindsay Lohan, it won’t be TV producers … it’ll be a judge.

[From TMZ]

Yeah… not yet. She’s not going to do that kind of reality show… yet. Give it another year, I think. Speaking of career failures, there’s a new trailer for The Canyons. The language is NSFW, but even with the language, it’s just… stupid.

Photos courtesy of Fame/Flynet and WENN.

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  1. Birdix says:

    she looks like Elvis, in his later years.

  2. carrie says:

    Sugar Daddy? Charlie Sheen? she’s hooker for rich guys?

  3. Pam says:

    I think that she is call girl and I’m not joking because it’s not even funny. I’m sure that she thinks it’s the easiest way to keep her lifestyle. It’s really sad.

    • lucy2 says:

      I think she’s been doing that for some time. There’s no other plausible explanation.

      • akua says:

        Agree, can’t imagine how she’s able to afford things otherwise. But can’t imagine why anyone would want her and want to pay for it with her!

    • DreamyK says:

      I think she’s hooking it, too.

      I actually had a dream about her the other night (not a nightmare!)and she had died. The media ended up turning her into a Marilyn Monroe type icon after her tragic death. Dina and Michael were loving it and had written competing memoirs about their lives with Lindsay.

      Her siblings were jumping into the crapfest, too and regularly hawked intimate photos to the paps to pay for their partying lifestyle. Everyone said how misunderstood she was and her icon status was cemented.

      Can you imagine spending the next few decades having Lindsay shoved down your throat as that poor, dead, tragic actress? Ugh.

      • Brittney says:

        I do know how sick and twisted this makes me sound, but that is pretty much the only reason I hope she’ll pull herself together enough to stay alive.

        She’s a lost cause as far as being a decent human being, but children do NOT need to see someone like her glorified.

    • e.non says:

      there are photos of the morning after from earlier today being escorted back to her hotel and she looks like shit; she’s wearing different (and dirtier) clothing and her hair is greasy and tied back. it makes you shudder just imagining what she’s doing to earn that money..

      • kimcheee says:

        She looks stoned out of her gourd in those pics of herself returning to her hotel right before midnight.

        She could to be a girl at that sheik’s palace…the one who recruits actresses and playboy models to service his friends at parties for mega-bucks!

  4. Boo says:

    She stole at lest three fur coats for this trip. What a pig. Except I think pigs are really cute…

    Is there anyone in her life who will tell her to stop with the “blow a kiss” pose? I don’t care if these same people help her get off drugs, obey the law, pull herself together…all of that doesn’t interest me as much as the END of the BLOW KISS POSE. Please, for the love of god.

  5. Mia 4S says:

    Well if she were hosting at some club I would assume it would have been announced and advertised…so private “party” it is!

  6. aud says:

    Why is she allowed into these countries with her criminal record? She shouldn’t even be allowed past the border, honestly.

    Any “normal” person with her record would be sent back

    • Debz says:


      She owes the IRS how many dollars and STILL has a valid passport? I know that people cannot travel/lose their passports if they owe back child support….I’d think she would be one of the biggest flight risks!

    • gg says:

      I know people who couldn’t even drive over the border from the US into Canada because they had an old DUI on their records. Why is the entire world enabling this stupid little cow?

      • Sandy Pandy says:

        Good point. I know people in that situation as well. How is she able to move around at will like that??

    • lucy2 says:

      I was wondering this too. Didn’t see break her probation or whatever? Why is she allowed to travel out of the country?

      • Madisyn says:

        At one point, when on FORMAL probation she couldn’t leave the state of CA or the country, that was lifted at the end of March when her status changed to INFORMAL or SUMMARY probation. She’s free to spread her legs and std’s all over the world!

  7. Amelia says:

    She’s staying at the *Dorchester*?
    In what room, the broom cupboard?

  8. elceibeno08 says:

    Wow, Lindsey is too poor to pay her bills but she has lots of money to wear fur coats, and to travel to Europe! Question: why would any rich guy summon Lindsey for some company when they can get someone locally?

  9. serena says:

    Dear god her face… not even the world’s top make-up artist would be able to turn that crack-disaster into something normal and decent.

  10. erika says:

    i’m going to KILL her if she’s wearing real fur. She is isn’t she…? Damn it. Damn it. she’s the human equivalent of a COCKROACH surviving a nuclear war. we’ll all be dust and she’ll be picking our pockets.

    How and why is my hatred for her transcending just normal ‘Hollywood Gossip’? I truly despise and WANT her to be punished! I cannot stand the sex for pennies smirk and dirty bathwater stench she carries around in her soul and being.

    of course she’s doing a job. she prob got paid upfront to ‘clean up’ (buy some furs, color the hair, take a shower) cause this perv doesn’t want to peel off a the layers of nicotine/vodka/STD and sweat that’s caked on to her scaly skin.

    It just blows my MIND! a court date, and IRS fiasco, facing jail, a career that is a national JOKE and all over general HATRED for who she is…! But no worries! She just keeps trotting along…

    it reminds me of a really early childhood memory, 4 or 5. I’m w/ my mom on her errands/grocery shopping and at the mall some kid my age comes out of Baskin Robbin’s ice cream and right infront of me he’s just licking and grinning away, like “I’ve got an ice cream cone and you don’t!”

    I beg and plead with my mom to buy ME and ice cream cone TOO! “But that boy has an ice cream cone and i want one too! I WANT ONE!”

    and I’ll always remember this, “Well sweety, you can’t always get what you want.”

    She IS that boy w/ the ice cream cone! HOW does Lilo ALWAYS GET WHAT she WANTS!?!?!?!?!

    • HotPockets says:

      I am pretty certain it’s real, so is the other fur coat from yesterday or the day before. LL don’t give two $hits.

    • the original bellaluna says:

      Crackroach, love. CRACKROACH.

    • Mich says:

      :-) Take a deep breath, Erika!

      The visceral feel of disgust is perfectly natural when digesting Essence of Lohan. She is unrepentantly repulsive.

    • Kim says:

      With all of the other crimes she’s committed against humanity, wearing fur is the least of this as*hole’s concerns. Bitch should be spending NYE and the next ten major holidays in jail but apparently she’s the cat with nine legal lives. Although by now that should still mean her luck is over.

  11. Tiamet says:

    The comment about her not being able to be in the show for ‘months’ is bizarre as the celebrity version takes about 3 weeks (much shorter than the non-celeb programme).

    However, there is no way LL would or could do even 3 weeks being filmed constantly – her addictions wouldn’t allow it (and depending on what she is taking, I doubt she’d pass the medical. I’m sure she is physically addicted to something).

    • LAK says:

      i want her to be given special treatment so that she passes the medical so she gets in. I would totally vote for her everyday to keep her in for entire 3wks just to see the epic breakdown ala Vanessa Feltz. *evil laugh*

  12. brin says:

    I hope she has a designated driver/handler.

    • Cathy says:

      That wouldn’t stop her from driving. Look at the disater from when she was filming Liz and Dick. She had a designated driver and was by contract not to drive and look what happened then.

  13. HotPockets says:

    She would almost look ok if it weren’t for that quadruple chin of hers. Where do you get that many chins? I know the popular go to answer is coke bloat and booze, but I know people who party hard and still don’t have 80 chins.

    • Lisalou says:

      I think she got a chin implant or some other procedure that was botched and got worse after she gained weight. That double chin seemed to appear out of nowhere and it doesnt look natural.

      • Jess says:

        It’s called cocaine. It bloats your face and destroys your collagen. It kills your looks in the end. And when you have fair Irish genes like Lindsay, and you smoke and drink and abuse the sun on top of it, you’re doomed.

      • Miffy says:

        You’re right, nowhere near natural, especially when the rest of her is slim. It baffles me.

      • HotPockets says:

        I agree lisalou, I don’t believe it is just a result of drug use, I think it is more so some sort of plastic surgery, collagen, chin collapse and botox combination. There are plenty of pictures from LL partying hard with a normal chin.

        Charlie Sheen is the king of coke, he is gross in every way, but never looks this bloated.

      • Jayna says:

        Maybe. But I had a friend whose double chin noticeably appeared about the age of 26, 27. She was on the slim to normal size weight for a very short girl and stayed that way with the double chin noticeable at certain angles from then on. She would mention it. You never really noticed it from straight on. It was at other angles.

        But Lindsay’s cheek implants and duck lips have made her look harder and older and less attractive.

      • Annie says:

        Cocaine/crack doesn’t directly bloat you (stimulants are dehydrating) but it sure can destroy connective tissues like collagen which causes sagging that can look like a double chin. She’s thin with a double chin because that chin isn’t fat or bloat, it’s more sag. It’s also possible she might have damaged her kidneys causing water retention.

      • Jess says:

        Lara is a huge cokehead as well. And I hate to say this, but I think Mila Kunis has done her fair share. Eight years with Macauley Culkin? Come on. It’s what happens to some, not all, cocaine users.

    • gg says:

      Lots of booze will generally produce these effects a lot faster than coke, from the partiers I’ve seen. But everybody’s different so who knows.

  14. Victoria1 says:

    I wonder how many articles will be written up how Lindsay stayed in and then how many items will be “missing” (stolen) from her party? I expect an even hotter mess in 2013 from this twit

  15. Izzy says:

    FTLOG, STOP with the blowing kisses for the cameras $h!t… You don’t look like a star. You look like a fish.

  16. dorothy says:

    I agree with the prostitute post. I believe she is a trick-for-hire. It’s really all she has left to do for money.

  17. Shelley says:

    Why would we doubt that these are real fur? She cares nothing about any living being other than her own scummy self. She’d run into/over you or me without thinking a thing of it, so the horrific suffering of the animals slaughtered for those coats isn’t even on her radar. She’s repulsive on so many levels, and her choice to wear real fur – and her ‘look at me’ smirk while doing so – tells you exactly how dark her heart is.

  18. Nanz says:

    She’s 26, huh?

  19. Sisi says:

    My sis is going to London, I’ll tell her to pay extra attention when crossing the streets

  20. mommak918 says:

    Wouldn’t it be amazing if 2013 she gets her act together?

    She takes a shower.
    Cuts her hair.
    Donates her purses/sells them to pay back taxes.
    Gives up twitter.
    Stops boozing, clubs, pills, drugs.
    stops stealing, lying to cops.
    Stops hitting people with her cars.

    What if she goes to charity drives, soup kitchens…third world countrys to give her time.
    What if she publically apologizes for all her crack drama…
    What if…
    What if?!?

  21. Devon says:

    I’m not crazy about her being in the UK ATM but as long as she stays far away from Scotland, I think I won’t catch anything. She’s so gross.

  22. SolitaryAngel says:

    Every time I see her in that kissy pose I feel like she’s blowing unspeakable STDs my way and I have to struggle mightily with the urge to run and take a Silkwood shower. I don’t think it’s *just* my OCD, either. Please for the love of all that’s holy, STOP with the kissy pics!! (Or just keep them thumbnail-sized)

  23. Miffy says:

    I love how her hair is the same colour as her skin.

  24. bluhare says:

    Isn’t she friends with Victoria Hervey?

    • LAK says:

      i know right! She appears to party with Lilo alot and not just as part of her entourage.

      Every time i see Victoria trying to pretend to be the superior being that she thinks she is, i just think Ha you run with Lilo.

      Which makes me hate her personal observations of WK because i feel like if she runs with Lilo who is a liar, than Victoria must be one as well. It’s just as well others have verified what she has said.

  25. daisydoodle says:

    Great, I stay at the Dorchester when I’m in London, remember to ask for the non lindsay lohan room…

  26. Cathy says:

    I’d like the slap the lips right off that kissy face pose. Those kissy face poses are disgusting. Time to stop that crackenmonster, it doesn’t look good at all.

    • Annie says:

      The worst of it is she’s not even being ironic with those air kisses, she genuinely thinks she’s the hot shit.

  27. Stuart Horsely says:

    Vile. She is VILE. That is all.

  28. the original bellaluna says:

    THAT FACE! THOSE FURS!! The asinine “kissy face” poses!!!

    I just can’t with her anymore.

    She a ho. Plain and simple. The fact she’s in London (and not Dubai or St. Bart’s) speaks to the *ahem* down-leveling of her clientele, at the moment. ;)

    Amelia, you have any more of those cracktini-filled orange cones?

  29. Kat says:

    The first few sentences of this post are hilarious. I’m still chuckling. And the photos … oy. She looks like hell. Who would pay good money for that? You can probably buy much more attractive, sober call girls with a fraction of LL’s STDs and dysfunction.

  30. Emma says:

    My question is does she really look that awful, all of the time? or are the scary/gross ones the only ones being sold?

  31. Arie says:

    I’m sorry, but I think LL thinks that just because she has long hair it’s like, automatically pretty? Ugh her hair is so dead, I really think she should cut it… That’s the least of her problems but MAN her hair really bugs me!!

  32. jojo says:

    maybe she is pulling a Halle Berry. You know, that strategy to to move to europe to get away from the American Papparrazzi, which is supposedly the worse paps in the world.

  33. Newtsgal says:

    The only thing I can figure is the person/John that hired her to be “guest of honor” at a private party, is BLIND & has NO SENSE OF SMELL!!!!

  34. zilly says:


  35. Crissy says:

    I hope Customs stops her on her way back into the country. You know she will have over $10,000 in cash on her (for services rendered) and she probably won’t declare it on her Customs entry form. That would be hilarious.

  36. emmie_a says:

    Lindsay is one of those people that make expensive luxury items look like dollar store crap. Everything she wears looks cheap and tacky.

    • TG says:

      I so agree. I was wondering when someone was going to point out how cheap she looks in fur. Why does everything she wears look flea bitten? She needs to be dipped in acid or something to get all the cooties and whatever off. She is so gross.

  37. Longtimereader1stimeposter says:

    She is obliviously paying for her cracken ways with her side “jobs” and, yes i know i’m posting a link to the dailyfail but the pictures of littlelilolost are noteworthy. “As she wandered into the hotel, Lohan, who seemed to be wearing an middle-aged man’s jacket, was helped by a security guard who guided her past stunned onlookers.Her striped top was uncharacteristically baggy and had an array of odd stains which surely weren’t picked up in plush department store Harrods, where she had been earlier.”
    Read more:

    • rightgrrl says:

      Those pics! Ole girl looks rougher than usual. Is her liver shutting down or what?

      • iheartjacksparrow says:

        I don’t know if it’s what she’s wearing, but she appears to have put on some serious poundage in those photos.

    • Sugar says:

      what is it about that “pink bag”? Let me think something about a porsche-accident on the PCH yeah that’s it.
      Happy New Year awesome CB gang!!!

  38. swack says:

    The third picture (where she is holding on to a metal pole) looks like she is very unsteady on her feet. Did anyone else notice the pair of hands behind her that look like they are there to catch her or hold her up?

  39. bangarang says:

    So basically she going to a NYE orgie

  40. some bitch says:

    Oh man, that fur! I came across a silver fox headband I received for Christmas about 15 years ago in the back of my closet, and it’s in better shape than any of what she’s wearing. You’d think somebody with so much money (or once HAD so much money) would be a bit more discriminating. Better fur can be found by supporting local hunters and trappers. I’m willing to bet she spent thousands on those furs too, assuming she didn’t steal them at a nightclub.

    Happy New Year, Celebitchy! I have to say that I LOVE commenting here and reading what everybody else has to say- this is probably the only gossip site to feature such intelligent discussion on a daily basis. This year has been the worst of my life and CB has helped me to laugh through the sadness and stay positive.

    • SolitaryAngel says:

      Hey there!
      I found Celebitchy the exact same way–4 years ago. The people here are so intelligent, witty, and deliciously snarky that I cannot begin to count the number of drinks/water/soup I’ve spit out while laughing at the comments here. Some days, this site helps cheer me up so that I can face my own life. I mostly lurk, but I’m here every single day. Some stories are sad, some funny, some awful–but they’re ALWAYS compelling. I sincerely hope your 2013 is SO much better than your 2012. Welcome to Us, move that cone, and come on in, sweetie!
      *pats empty space next to me*
      PS: I hope you like cracktinis!!!

      • some bitch says:

        Thanks for your welcome, SolitaryAngel!

        LOVE the Cracktinis! Can I offer you a Percocet Pastille?

  41. Kathryn says:

    Maybe its just me but you can see the coke in her nose.. she needs to stop doing the coke-nose pose likes she wants everyone to see whats up there.

  42. Asdfg says:

    Who does she think she is? She blows kisses every time she’s photographed! It’s hilarious but sad at the same time! LOL xD

  43. skuddles says:

    She looks like an old, unwashed hooker.

  44. Michelle says:

    In the photos where she is blowing kisses, she looks a lot like Marysol from the Miami Housewives!!

  45. goodquestion says:

    She brazenly wears the coats of foxes/minks/rabbits etc… In a few years, someone should make couch out of her leather face.

  46. Madisyn says:


  47. logan says:

    How is she paying? Why with coochie dollars of course.

  48. Mollination says:

    I have to say, and it’s not by much, but she looks SLIGHTLY better here than she has in any photos for the past three years. Like, the bloat and disgusting hair color are ever present, but her skin looks slightly healthier and her lips don’t look like they’ve been recently stuffed. They still look like two sad crack worms, but you know, like they haven’t eaten much today.

  49. Jules says:

    What are the UK’s extradition laws concerning american citizens? Just sayin…

  50. SayItIsn'tSo says:

    Well, it DOES seem like she’s hooking. For one reason, alone, this says it all: It seems like EVERY time her purse gets **cough, cough** stolen, or ends up missing, she always, always says, “I had thousands of dollars in there, I want my purse returned” (or something like that) — Just like this last time in NYC, when she hit that psychic, the one Gloria Allred is representing. She said, “I thought she took my purse/they took my purse, it had $16,000 in it.” — SERIOUSY, who the phk carries THAT much cash in their purse, unless their slore benefactor JUST paid them. She’s a wh*re, plain and simple.

  51. Crackinotti says:

    Anna Nicole’ish Ghoulish.