I’m kind of surprised by the lack of tabloid reporting following People Mag’s Team Aniston-approved story about Jennifer and Justin Theroux’s postponed wedding. Where is all of the drama? Oh… you know what I just now realized? That People Mag cover was Team Aniston’s attempt to hijack Brad Pitt’s World War Z promotional tour. It’s literally taken me this long to figure that out. I have to give Aniston credit for that one – she was much more subtle in her message-hijacking that time. I guess it didn’t even occur to me because even though the People Mag cover story last week was Team Aniston-approved, it still wasn’t good news for Aniston. The message definitely seems to be that Justin and Jennifer aren’t on the same page and they have “issues” they need to work out before they get married.
So what are those issues? Well, the People cover came out shortly after Justin signed on to do a pilot for HBO. The show is called The Leftovers, and he’ll be playing a sheriff dealing with a community in crisis after the Rapture happens and all of the bad people are “Left Behind”. So does one little TV show stand in the way of Jennifer’s happiness? Perhaps.
Jennifer Aniston’s wedding is a no-go – due to fiancé Justin Theroux’s booming career, a source says. Justin, 41, is starring in the HBO pilot, ‘The Leftovers,’ and now he’s saying he’s too busy to walk down the aisle!
“Jen and Justin’s marriage plans are on hold,” said an insider. “Justin swears up and down that he loves Jen dearly, and he’ll make her his wife, just not right now. But Jen isn’t a happy camper over taking a backseat to Justin’s career.”
The couple had reportedly set a spring wedding date and settled on designs for their wedding bands. But between dealing with extensive renovations on their $21 million mansion in Bel-Air, and his packed work schedule, Justin told Jen he’s too swamped to think about a wedding, said the source.
“Justin has always felt insecure about not being as successful or as rich as Jen… so he started gunning for high-profile acting projects. When he landed the HBO pilot, Justin told Jen that he thought it’d be best if they postposed their wedding for a while.”
“He’s hoping the HBO show catapults him onto the A-list, and Jen is beginning to wonder if he’s getting cold feet. She’s even accused Justin of piggybacking on her fame to boost his career. Justin is trying to soothe Jen’s insecurities, but what she wants more than anything is to become Mrs. Theroux as soon as possible.”
[From The Enquirer, print edition]
You know what’s cracking me up? “She’s even accused Justin of piggybacking her fame to boost his career.” Gurl… you didn’t think about that at all when he followed you and signed on to your agency? You didn’t think about that when you finagled a place for him on People Magazine’s Sexiest Man Alive? But, if The Enquirer is to be believed, this sounds like Jennifer wants to be the only thing in his life. If he goes out and gets a job, will she read that as “abandonment”?
Oh, and Liv Tyler just signed on for a role in The Leftovers too – Liv Tyler and Justin Theroux? That would be interesting. Liv even sort of looks like Heidi Bivens too. Cough.
Photos courtesy of Fame/Flynet.
of course he is. he is a hipster poser less famous than you not the ambassador to france.
I love how there is always the picture of him and his brother in their twin leather outfits. Love it!!!
i like the brother’s gloves
And in related stories, the sky is blue and water is wet.
+1
aahaaa….thank you, that comment made my Friday :)))))
duh…..
Yep.
Exactly. But she knew that when she bought/stole him from his gf of 14 years.
I am not worldly or sophisticated like Jen, but JT isn’t the marrying kind. I wonder what lame excuses he told Heidi for 14 years to explain why he didn’t want to marry her. I hate when men use career as an excuse! My dad had a career and married my mum when he was 17..because he Wanted to! They are still together 52 years later. If a man truly wants you, he will do everything in his power to marry you. Jen is a fool, and I predict Justin will eventually cheat on her.
So right. If his ex wanted marriage but hung around waiting that’s pretty awful. However since we do not know that for sure I love some juicy speculation. 🙂 Most women want the ring at least the first time around. If he was wily enough to string the ex along (who knows maybe she didn’t want to get married) for 14 years then he’s definitely going to outwit JA. Her romantic mishaps after Brad have taken on a life of their own. She just can’t seem to get it right. Or maybe that’s her PR people’s storyline or the tabs running with some half witted premise that we wags love to lap up.
That said, can’t JA just chill the hell out. Maybe adopt a child to love and support to gain some perspective and fill whatever is ailing her. JT is not a catch but I must say he looks a lot damn better these days. I guess she cleans him good.
Adopting a child would mean that the child would get all the attention and we know she couldn’t handle that.
Plus, if we look at her history, family is definitely not her strong point.
I read the title and thought, “really Jen? that only JUST occured to you?” lol
Didn’t even read the article, the title itself just made me snort once with laughter.
Exactly…she just figured it out now??
poor sad little thing she is just dumb isn’t she?
hehe me too. Huvane’s paving the way for round 342 of “Poor lonely Jen” when they inevitably break up and the wedding really isn’t happening.
I think they are still together and probably a perfect match for each other.
I think the lack of talk is because Justin is an unknown. Sorry Jenfans but true. Please don’t give me the he wrote this or that. Because there are hundreds of screen writers that nobody would recognize if they walked in a room. It is hard to create drama when most of your write up is to explain who the other person is. And the vast majority of the world is tired of the never was triangle. We have all had 8+ years of it and I am glad that it seems to be dying.
beside Jennifer and Justin are not going to outdo a Brad Pitt Promotional tour. Brad is still very much an International Star. Look at those crowds at his premiers. And I am not a fan of hers at all, but I really hope she and Justin get married. That will be the final straw and the break from BA totally.
at least I hope so.
Justin younger brother is totally a hottie.
Wait a minute..
If this was another couple people would be saying that her team was putting out stories to trash him. look at Miley and Liam or Johnny/Vanessa or any number of couples. I just now thought of that. Wouldn’t he be offended by this and his friends as well.
hmmm curious to see how he or his people react to these stories; because they are coming more and more frequent. And when did shooting a pilot that has not been picked up yet become a Booming career. Jennifer I believe had a couple of pilots that never made it. Well so have many many actors. I think they should wait for the show to get picked up for a year or two before proclaiming a Booming career.
I thought it was reported that they were moving into the house a weekend or so ago. So what happened?
but good luck.
I totally think that too! I think this is about her team trying to turn him into a “bad guy/user” so that when they break up without getting married, she’s once again the victim. Especially after that People cover basically saying the wedding is never happening, I just don’t think this report can be taken at face value.
I’m confused. Doesn’t anything the rags print have to obtain Huvane’s permission? Especially the People Magazine spread? This is obviously an attempt to start portraying Justin as the bad guy so when the break up occurs, and it will, it will be all Justin’s fault. We will hear the usual “there were problems in the relationship” yada, yada, yada, and it will be all Justin’s fault. And no one Heidi is gonna take him back. Also, what happened to his “being a successful screen writer worth $10 million?”
No offense, but if JustJen breaks up, I doubt that Aniston would use Theroux as her scratching post; she will go back to ole reliable – Brad Pitt.
Not only does Brad have a bigger name, but Theroux does have powerful friends in Kimmel and Stiller. Kimmel could potentially become Theroux’s Handler and dog her out, left and right. And Stiller, although not as high-profile as Aniston, has pull, even on Aniston’s career, and if prompted, he could dry out some potential opportunities for her in supporting roles, which is her primary function in film, since she can’t carry a film on her own.
Personally, I want JustJen to work out, just so everything that is wrong with Aniston’s life won’t be Brad and/or Angelina’s fault. Mind you, I am curious to see how Aniston fans/apologists would twist JustJen’s failure into another diatribe about how Brad ‘ruined’ her life.
@Lisa2, who wrote: “Wait a minute..
If this was another couple people would be saying that her team was putting out stories to trash him.”
I totally believe Jen’s PR Team is setting Justin up as the bad guy because they’re about to announce one of two things: either the marriage is off, or the relationship is over.
Jen ‘has’ to remain the innocent victim, y’all.
“If this was another couple people would be saying that her team was putting out stories to trash him. ”
+100
That was my first thought, too.
You actually believe anything from Star Magazine? You actually believe aniston paid people magazine for a cover saying they are postponing the wedding – how does that benefit her and deflect from wwzzzzz?
Why did she get the cover after the Oscars?!
There is no doubt in my mind that she paid for that People cover. Why would People give a cover to someone, just so they could say that they’re busy and are going to put their wedding on hold. Why would People be so interested in that tidbit, especially when there’s not any real gossip revealed in the magazine. If she had said she’s putting the wedding off, because she has some sort of illness, is adopting/having a child…that would be a real scoop.
As to your second query, how does it benefit her? Eh, it does set up Justin to be the bad guy if/when they break up…also did it benefit her to do that stupid “Jennifer, 5 years after Brad! Fun and Flirty at 41” People cover. No. In fact, that and her friendship with Chelsea Handler is probably what made people start paying more attention to what she says vs. what she does.
Really, you can buy a People cover? Seriously! You all have entirely too much time on your hands. If The Enquirer put out a negative story about the Brand, the majority of you would be saying it was total BS. But since it is about Aniston, it is the effing GOSPEL…. Bawahahaha!!!!!
@Eli
Yes, you can buy a People cover. People magazine doesn’t print anything without the permission of the celebrities. Anything they print, it went through the publicist first.
Why would Jennifer’s derailed wedding plans be exciting enough for a cover? All that was said was that she was busy and putting off her wedding (after she bought another cover the day after the Oscars and pushed the actual winners to the sidebar, about her wedding being that spring). Why would People put that on, unless it was bought and paid for.
@eli – there’s a reason People magazine is commonly referred to as “Kneepads” – do you get the inference? They are basically a shill for whatever celebrity wants to spin a story, and ONLY publish the celeb’s side of things, so it’s never critical in any way. And yes, you CAN buy a cover with People – they commonly trade a cover for promise of an exclusive interview in the future, photo ops at personal events, etc…
I’m in the ‘didn’t know you could buy a People cover’ bunch too. I believe it and it makes me wonder – what else don’t I know and where can I find out more info about the tab industry? Anyways it just occurred to me that maybe this cover is a move on Jen’s part to push Brangelina to go ahead and walk down the aisle. Why haven’t either of these couples gotten married yet? They know their ceremonies are going to be compared. I think they are waiting to see who’ll do it first so either the out staging or “intimate ceremonying” can begin. My only other guess is that the cover is a red herring and they are really planning to get married soon.
@ZL1
I sure hope so…although this latest tab report doesn’t look promising. I don’t get why they didn’t get married when they said they would. I can get why Brad and Angelina waited, what with her surgeries, but Jennifer and Justin don’t have that kind of an excuse. If anything, she could’ve gotten married in the million times they’ve been in Cabo.
That hipster douche better keep his hands off of Liv. I love her and won’t have her tainted by his ickyness.
I hope that she either gets back with Joaquin (whom it doesn’t seem that he’s had a real relationship since they broke up) or find him someone. Dude looks sad. I’d be his friend, go over and cook him some *sob for me* meatless, vegan dinners, and some vegan cakes. He always looks so sad.
Oh no. The cheek fillers. Jenn. NO!!! She looks like she’s implanted ping pong balls in her face.
I don’t get chick fillers. They look HORRIBLE. She looks pretty bad. I don’t see the appeal in looking bloated.
Yeah she got cheek fillers AND threw him under the bus. He will leave her just like the last 8 guys did. On one hand I feel sorry for her but on the other hand she must come with a lot of issues. Have heard over the years she is really needy, insecure, and not the brightest.
I think she broke up with her The Break-Up costar, Vince Vaughn. I do believe the story he asked her to marry him and she turned him down. He was rebound, not her type, and no way was she going to live in Chicago. I think he really loved her.
Fillers? I can’t get past the nosejob. How many does that make? This isn’t the nose she had when ‘Friends’ ended, and she had the “deviated septum” surgery done while still on the show, plus the 2 previous surgeries – so 4, altogether?
I read that she had nose job prior to doing Friends, then one during Friends, and two after Friends ended. But yeah, definitely 4 nose jobs.
The more I look at photos of them together, the more I notice they look like brother and sister. Just dye his hair blond like her’s is and give her a beard. Is no one else creeped out by this?
I’m more creeped out by the last picture. He looks like a young Charles Manson. So scary and creepy!
I just don’t think people really care about Justin and Jen. Justin isn’t all that famous or interesting and now Jen has moved on and isn’t pathetic my man got stole from me Aniston people have lost interest. Like her career which hasn’t been great for ages.
Yeah I don’t get how FORTY YEAR OLD HIPSTER=GENUIS SCREENWRITING/INTELLECT. He has never said or done anything to make me think that he is this amazingly smart guy…not in his work or life. Although the smartest thing he ever did was hook up with Jennifer. Before her, he was that hot guy on Charlie’s Angels. And it’s not like he writes these amazing screenplays either-his biggest claim to fame is Ironman 2 (which I hate with a burning passion) and that piece of crap, Rock of Ages. He ain’t Steinbeck or Hemingway for sure.
I think he also wrote the screenplay for Tropic Thunder
Roxy, he was one of four or five co-writers on Tropic Thunder…..same with a lot of the movies that he “wrote”…the only two I can think of that he did on his own was Ironman 2 and Rock of Ages. I didn’t think much of either of them.
If he is actually smart, that makes a legitimate interest in Aniston seem all the less likely. She seems like a fairly dim bulb. Might argue for the “using” argument re: the motivation for the relationship.
You don’t say. Shocking in that not really shocking way.
No, he’ll NEVER!!!
On another note:
…”Justin told Jen he’s too swamped to think about a wedding, “…
What has he to think about? That’s the wedding planner’s job.
He only has to shower, cut nails, clean ears, brush teeth, put on clean clothes and be on time.
Exactly. There’s a whole lot of people who get married and (gasp) they both work! And have to take time off from their jobs for a honeymoon!
Exactly! When these types of excuses come out, the simple issue is that they just don’t want to get married.
May I also suggest that maybe they ended their relationship already because he is not the marrying kind and now Jen’s camp is planting stories so it will look like she dumped him.
That’s why I think happened. They’re trying to clean it up.
Arwen and hipster elf starring in what’s leftover of a hobbit’s elevenses!
where can i get this in my country?!
So what’s wrong with giving your spouse’s career a boost?
BTW, the lack of response to Jen’s people cover is just confirmation her star is fading.
She only had star power because Brad Pitt left her and went with Angelina. That’s all she’s known for. On Wendy William’s show, they were talking about her people cover, and they mentioned Brad and Angelina. What did that have to do with the fact that she was putting her wedding off? According to her, and some of her fans, it has nothing to do with it.
But I would just find it suspicious that she is literally the only person in Hollywood still tied to her ex. We don’t hear how Demi Moore is Bruce Willis’ ex, Amy Poehler and Will Arnett, and so on…their divorces are splashed around every tabloid and isn’t mentioned every single time a piece is done on them, especially for years afterward. I wonder how it goes, in Hollywood, where you meet her, and you know without a doubt that she’s piggybacking on her ex. Do you admire it? Or do you just think it’s pathetic?
Hollywood can’t have any respect for her. But actors really never say anything too negative about their colleagues. Bad business. It’s obvious she’s a user. That’s why she’s being used. She’s got to be some kind of industry joke by now.
I was also surprised at the lack of interest or gossip blog coverage in the People cover. In general, I just think there is a lack of interest in this couple, no matter how hard People Magazine tries to convince us to the contrary.
As crazy as Kim and Kanye are, they generate more because of their craziness, the Royal couple are awaiting a baby, so they get buzz too, and Brad and Angelina, well, not much more needs to be said, so this couple just don’t gets lost and folks just shrug their shoulders when there is a story.
in a parallel way, all the couples you have mentioned are providing a reality show. They regularly add new and sometimes unexpected storylines to keep the audience interested.
The trouble with Jen is that her storyline hasn’t had a decent update in 8yrs. The Justjen pdate looked like it might be a decent update, but is as boring as usual, no improvements in ratings.
A showrunner would have cut this one loose a long time ago for boring the public.
(blowing off some steam after clothes shopping with my mom for three hours..it’s gonna be a long day)
I think that they are just boring. The only noteworthy thing that they have done together is when they went to Italy, to see the Vatican. Other than that, all she/he does is work or go shopping. They don’t show that they have interests outside of themselves (I don’t mean this in a nasty way, it’s just that if they aren’t shopping or tanning, they’re working-nothing else), and their movies range from awful to mediocre.
I honestly think that if she had focused more on her production company, and did what I suggested (about producing/directing films about cancer,etc), right after her divorce-so instead of being lonely,sad Jennifer who isn’t over her ex-her “Jennifer-5 years…” People cover could’ve been “Jennifer-5 years into her greatest passion in life: Direcing/Producing”. That would have been amazing, and I would have a great respect for her.
HEer publicist would not have had to make her into tabloid fodder, in order to be paid attention to, but she would have had the respect of her peers for making it, and being one of the few women in Hollywood who calls the shots. If she put half as much effort into making her own movies, as she does going to Cabo every year to show off her latest bikini-then she’d be a very wealthy and respected woman right now.
She wouldn’t need Brad or Angelina…she probably wouldn’t hate Angelina/what recognition and popularity Angelina has, as Brad’s partner, fiancée, and mother of his kids.
Could be she has abandonment issues going back to her childhood. Or, I still think this will be one of those engaged but never marry Hollywood
love stories.
Sounds borderline.
If its true makes me wonder if she will ever marry him??? Give up the title of the best role she had had since Friends.. The poor scorned wife, a loving heart broken wife… That role fave her more publicity and magazine covers/articles for years than any other role in her life. In real life we all move on..
If they wanted to get married, they would. No career moves or house moves or any other ‘delaying’ factors would make the slightest difference to their plans.
This wedding is not going to happen. Which is a shame. Not for them, but because the thought of having to read about their break-up and the resultant unlucky-in-love Jen drivel is already sending me into a coma.
Funny. Hang in there, I think she’s almost over.
Exactly. When you have as much money as they do, anything can happen, in any timeline desired. They could have easily been married a dozen times over by now if that is what they had wanted.
Ummmmmm her fame? If she hadn’t been married to Brad Pitt would she even be in the news? Didn’t her last few movies tank? She is famous for 3 things:
1) Friends—over
2) That hair cut—gone
3) Brad Pitt—over
This. Her ‘acting’ is so one dimensional and boring. How she’s had a career this long, I don’t know. And this wedding will never happen.
After 5 min of JA film my husband decided to watch rerun of…Fantastic 4!
It’s the same reason she captured the public’s imagination in the first place; the moderately pretty but not beautiful girl lands THE hottest guy (at the time) on the planet. Everyone was asking themselves (but not out loud, of course) ‘how did SHE get HIM?’
Then, the dream came crashing down, when the hottest guy left the not beautiful girl for a siren. That was 8 looonnnng years ago, but it’s still what the average person thinks of when they think of Aniston – that “poor girl” with the funny nose who married Adonis then had him leave her – poor Jen will she ever find true love?
Why her gossip stories always involve “issues” she has to work out with her current partner?
because the tabloids have chosen her plot line to be poor unlucky in love Jen. so they have to stick with the same storyline.
what a dumbass!
she already had the huge circus celeb wedding. why be so gotdamn greedy?
hop to Vegas with your crew (we all know Chelsea will be down 4 that!) get Elvis to officiate, then jet to Cabo and stay shitfaced for 3 weeks as per like usual.
she is Queen of making things harder than necessary. 🙁
They are NEVER getting married.
she ain’t got no true girlfriends to smack some sense into her head? wth?!
NOW you get the piggyback thing?
Piggybacking her career? Seriously? What would that be? Too busy to plan a wedding? Is she kidding? This isn’t her first rodeo… Maybe he’s tired of shopping 24/7. Just go away, please?
I mused last week, that if he scored a bone fide HBO hit it might really change the power dynamics between them?
The accommodation in this relationship seems like a one way street. He’s mostly adopted her life style and it’s almost like she’s erased his individuality.
No kidding.
Booming career? Justin Theroux? *snort*
This is the same rag who reported Brad Pitt called off the wedding when he found out Angelina cheated on him. It’s all BS.
People Mag is not usually BS. It’s the official publicist’s go-to to announce news.
Shh, stop being so sensible! Like Lainey says “gossip is a buffet”, and if you don’t like someone you’ll be much more likely to believe every negative story about them with extra gravy on top.
It’s the national enquirer, and it’s pretty obviously nonsense, but plenty of people with dig in anyway.
The Original G – The story’s quoted from The Enquirer….check above.
Yeah Gina, the buffet thing did go through my mind, but I figured as so many are responding with such passion and conviction, it might be best to remind people this is all fiction.
Yes, the NE, but the “wedding on hold, pending resolution of issues, schedules and home renovation contracts” is People Mag and Jen’s publicist through and through. I agree, the details are speculative.
But this post is about the Enquirer story. The People Mag story was covered the other day.
As I said The Enquiry story is BS just like the one about Brad calling off wedding because Angelina was having an affair. I never mentioned the People Mag story, I’ve no idea why you keep bringing it up.
Remember a few years back when a rag was proclaiming Brad and Angelina on the verge of a break-up (drawing up legal papers for custody, etc.)?
Yeah. I thought so.
you mean like she piggybacked off Brad Pitts fame???? she was nothing but a tv series actress when they married. Brad is why she is even as famous as she is!!! where are the other friends actors????? well except for the lady that plays on cougar town…
I recently watched the Friends episode with Brad guest starring. He stole the whole damn show, was funnier than all 6 Friends combined. I was crying because he made me laugh so hard. Brad is not the most verbally eloquent dude, but damn, he can act. He was also hilarious in Burn After Reading-portraying a dim-witted personal trainer. Brad has such a vast range of characters in his resume. Jen was never in his league. Hence, Brad was bored to death- Angie lit his fire, intellectually stimulated Brad and gave him a gorgeous family. Jen is still in limbo with a hipster who won’t marry her. Isn’t she embarrassed?
Besides the Kadashians, Jennifer Aniston has one of the best pr teams or she is a genius. Wedding engagement smack dab on the People Magazine Oscar cover, chance to compete with and snatch the lime light from the Brangie on wedding and engagement. She has been promoting that wedding thing and getting publicity from it ever since,the date, postponement, hair, baby, dress all leaked stories keeping her self relevant. Both are in cahoots, JA got what she got and he got what he now has fame.
Smacks of low self esteem compensated by over inflated ego, doesn’t it? If it wasn’t for the old “Brad left me” saw, her career would have died a few years ago.
Oh Kaiser, The Leftovers is not about the Rapture but a “Rapture-like event.” There is is no rhyme or reason as to who disappeared (I.e. Jennifer Lopez disappears). The story is about how communities and individuals react in the aftermath. It’s a truly intriguing story, I think you would like it. It is not propaganda in any way.
It does sound interesting!
Get out!!!
Whats with the sudden influx of rapture movies/shows?
I could get into a long convoluted explanation of that, but the short story is when people think things aren’t going well, stories like that tend to engage people.
Ever since Kim Kardashian concieved a baby at the Vatican with Yeezus and PMK agreed not sell the baby photos the End Times seem palpable.
lol @ The Original G!
well no shit.
Damn, get outta my head…Lol!
Damn the guy next to Justin is hot!!
He left his previous live-in love after 14 years together and no marriage. Did JA think she was more “worthy” of marriage? Does she really like that ugly chunk-o-quartz engagement ring he got her?
Well, duh! Not to be mean but I think we all knew that already lol. I think she also has this unexplainable need to outshine Brad and Angelina’s happiness. I feel bad for her partly because that has to suck- your ex husband is with Angelina Jolie and has all these kids now.
He strung his last girlfriend along for FOURTEEN years until he found someone more famous. Her star if fading. This wedding will never happen.
how did he string along his last girlfriend? if she couldn’t figure out after 5 years they weren’t getting married, she’s an idiot for staying 9 more years. plus, maybe she was the one didn’t want to get married. not all women want to get married and have kids.
Ahem, maybe they didn’t get married because *whispers it* he’s not the marrying kind. Neither of them were/are. And maybe he only proposed to Jennifer because she wanted it. I do think that they are/were happy together but it’s a little suspicious with the way his profile has gotten bigger-ever since he signed on to her pr firm-once they got together.
So he’s going to go out of his way to keep her happy. My thoughts, anyway.
Oh, I hear you! Kind of like Pitt had an affair while still married to Aniston. What is the saying… Once a cheater always a cheater!
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Why aren’t Pitt and Jolie married? I mean they have been together for what, 9 years, and he FINALLY put a ring on it what, 2 years ago?
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An ENQUIRER story and such BS…
“Jennifer Aniston thinks Justin is piggybacking on her fame to boost his career”
….says the woman who piggybacked on Brad f*ing Pitt’s fame to boost her own!!!! And even that didn’t work, LOL The jokes write themselves with these two.
As an Aniston fan I very seldom post on Celebitchy – I know the wind prevails against her here.
However, I tend to call shenanigans on this story. I think Jen and Justin are pretty well suited, although I doubt they will ever get married. It just doesn’t seem to be a priority and they could make it one if they chose.
May I ask why you are a fan of her? I’m curious as to what type of person would be attracted to be a fan of hers. I personally do not understand it. I would never admit to being a fan of hers, any more than I would Lohan or Hilton or Kardashian. I mean, she is shallow, spiteful, manipulative and talentless imo. I don’t see any redeeming moral characteristics in her. I do agree that her and cheater Theroux are very ‘morally’ suited to each other, er, deserve each other.
Sure.
You know, it’s kind of like when people are fans of Kate Cambridge. I’m just a superficial fan, I don’t know much about her. But I do think she is pretty, that she’s made the best use of her assets in her career, and that she can pull off comic timing when she’s in the right roles.
I think she’s an astute businesswoman – she’s worked hard and invested well. I think she lives her life as she sees fit, and even in the face of those who are all “all stars must have marriage/baby/conventional values” she continues to do what she wants.
I kind of like that.
She’s no Mother Theresa. She isn’t even an Angelina Jolie (of whom I’m also a fan). She just someone who has made her choices and done pretty well in her life.
And I know her PR machine plays the victim card, I know she uses the celebrity press, but I sort of admire the way she does it. I don’t believe a lot of it, though.
I usually do not follow Jen. Justin made it sort of interesting. I wonder why they have not yet gotten married? Does her pr always need her to be innocent? I do not think it works. I would like to see Justin in a movie with Liv it might be good…
Well, Justin is now doing to her what she did to Brad. Her fans will never admit it but Jennifer Aniston would have Lisa Kudrow status if she hadn’t married Brad Pitt. She is now the bigger star in this relationship and that isn’t much compared to JT. He was with his ex for 14 years, what made Jennifer think she so special. The man seems afraid of marriage. I still hope they get married, so the triangle could finally end. Maybe this is the year,2013 when we finally have to stop hearing about poor Jen that can’t keep a man. Pleaseeeeeee get married so it can end
Brad was no where near the star he is now when he married Jennifer but yes he was a bigger star than her. Brad would not be as big a star now if he wasnt with Angelina. He woul dbe a big star but not like him and Angelina together are.
JA: So I —
JT: Moment, my babe, I’m texting the producers at HBO, where my show is happening, I love HBO, you should watch more it and like, buy some books —
JA: — I know where your —
JT: You’re fabulous, my babe, but can you go brush your hair or something for like thirty minutes? Oh also, I need more lip gloss if you’re out.
JA: I thought we were going to lunch to talk about the wedding press with —
JT: Babe, babe, a series is a demanding thing, I’ll explain later — it’s different than it was back in your day — pour me more coffee? I mean, I am like the Hamm of HBO now, so, I don’t have like “retired in Hollywood” free time like you –
JA: — Why, you totally got that job because I –
JT: Oh by the way HBO is interested in a movie script of mine, about this American governor who gets in scandal but it’s not his fault but so he goes to like get away from it all in France and like he somehow becomes mayor of this like super freaky village and it’s super funny right, Parks & Rec meets Downton Abbey but with more existentialism and contemporary social heft addressing the socio-economic euro-schisms, but with like maybe Will Farrell as the one other American ugly expat thorn in his side right, so haha, and HBO is like, Awesome, dude! and totally ready to sign and I would direct too but it depends on the lead —so could you like make one little call for me — because I said like you know, “Brad Pitt is my man!” to them, and they were all like, Oh my God YES! — so, just be a good babe my number one fan girl just one more time for me and make the call then, really, you and Chels can go to Cabo for like the rest of summer, you deserve it and like, i know you understand I can’t really think wedding now, it’s not really right for my character or my brand — I mean, I’m like America’s French Jason Statham if he were like more from New York — but I can totally keep on living here with you. Also I mentioned John Mayer for our theme song if you can text him too?
Bingo! So great! Justin should get you a writing gig on his HBO thingie.
Liberty-
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! ROTFLMAO.
You’ve got Squiggy down to a science. Who knew he was more narcissistic than Jen?
Bravo, Liberty. You know they both think of what Pitt (or even Angie) can do for them…besides all the coat-tailing/stalking thing they do.
liberty I was like totally enjoying all the comments as I was scrolling but was also thinking omg liberty has got to nail this one-you did not disappoint, you never do. thanks for bringing life to this non dynamic duo:)
Liberty you need to do one on Brad and Angelina…maybe how he asked to start a relationship/family with her? I can imagine that one real quick.
BP: Look I can balance a room service menu on my –
AJ: — incredible, darling! As i told the council on world hunger, being peacefully farm-fed truly creates Thors of men — but can you wait, I am on this little call with a field staffer in a flooded war zone, telling them how to resuscitate an orphan —
BP: Like god you are freaking awesome with kids! We should like have some too! And like that’s not just this awesome B-40 talking!
AJ: —now clear her throat again while I respond to my new journey partner? — Yes, darling, I would find that appealing as well. Look into my eyes — deeply —
BP: Like this?
AJ: — that was perfect. I’m pregnant now.
BP: — freaking intense! How do you DO that?
AJ: Time management is essential when one is both a star and responsible for the world’s welfare, so I learned to achieve parallel lives in Tibet. We were just beautifully tantric in the space time continuum.
BP: Man you rock so hard, dude! Can you like, make a puppy? Or turn this newspaper into nachos?
AJ: Of course, but I must first complete this resuscitation and fund a college in Kosovo. Then I shall mind-portal you some snacks. It’s like telepathing chickens to the Sudan…no biggie, just something that feels right.
BP: Six-foot-sub jesus, I can’t believe I wasted a bunch of time on a sofa hearing about the history of tanning and helping people iron their hair when I could’ve been watching your magic show like all the freaking time! Like, could we change the world with like just our glances and some mind-locks! Like, boom, World, now you feel better, and some people got saved and here are some houses and sandwiches, boom! And like, save monkeys and pandas and things too? While riding motorcycles and helicopters too, so we can like save things faster?
AJ: If you wish. But, you can tell no one. And the transference to my plane may require strength….
BP: Oh, wow, this must be why I got so into Achilles’ head! It’s like so Joe Black karmic! Let’s kick some world ass together! I’m totally going to design us some shields for us and our world baby army when I get home! Dude!
Liberty, I think I love you….I’m a writer (or trying to be one anyway) and I wish I could be funny. I’m not and that makes me a little sad….
Nonsense. You write beautifully with such a distinct viewpoint, and there’s always a unique wittiness about your comments. We all love reading your thoughts. Your voice is your own. Nurture it! Keep going. 🙂
Aw, thanks, Liberty! I’m going to need a lot of confidence, as I’m trying to write a story about my great grandma…she was raped at 14, got pregnant, forced to give him up (this was in the 1930s), and couldn’t speak of what happened to her to anyone. We didn’t find out until after she died.
So there’s nothing really witty about that, but I’ve already tried to write a draft of this story (I have it posted on a fanfic site) but it is awful, so I’m going to try again this summer.
It’s really starting to show quite a bit. I honestly hadn’t noticed it so much before, she’s looking pretty old… Wow
It’s The Enquirer; however, I would understand why she would be nervous about a potential coat-tail riding scenario. Two words: John Mayer.
Yes, dude wrote about his past relationships, but with Aniston, it was the first time he conducted an impromptu press conference about why things didn’t work out.
Given that Theroux is being promoted as an up and coming writer, it’s understandable that the relationship may inform his art. After all, he could’ve been the one responsible for that bit in TT about a deluded movie star ‘adopting’ a foreign child, which could be interpreted as a dig against a certain someone; can you imagine if he had a ringside seat to her dysfunctions and if he winds up bitter and vindictive, what he could do?
Gahhhh! His face! His stubby, deformed little legs!!! Too much ugly.
did she realize she could no longer be the ‘abandoned’ wife if she married somebody else? this is shaping up like an exit strategy… albeit a nice one, where he gets to be the serious guy who just has to choose work over love and she gets to be the sensible, selfless good girl who would not ‘hold him back’ from a ‘booming career’
See, I don’t get why/how people look at her dating history and say “oh, she’s looking for love and a family RIGHT NOW”. She was 36 years old when she and Brad were divorced. She said in interview after interview she still wanted it all i.e. marriage and kids. But 36 ain’t no spring chicken, especially if you’re wanting your own biological kids. I’m not saying that she had to be really serious about getting remarried right off the bat, so I’d cut her slack for dating around for a year or two with douches.
But almost every dude she’s been with has not been marriage or kid friendly (either with no one or just with her). Vince Vaughn didn’t want to marry her, especially after she went around with a fake engagement ring. John Mayor…douchebag extreme, broke up with her twice AND trashed talked her AND talked about how he liked to pee on women during sex. Gross. Gerard Butler was the one who stuck his finger up her a** in front of the paparazzi, and he played coy about dating her…although I think they were just booty call.
In comes Theroux, who hasn’t been married or had kids at 40. Is she honestly trying to portray that every guy she runs into is a douche to her, and that she can’t find a good guy. It’s not like she has to only date in Hollywood either. Or just date actors.
She is a woman who is content with her life the way it is, and there is nothing wrong with that. However, using marriage and babies as a way to garner goodwill and to make someone feel bad for you 8 years after your divorce is a little too far.
The problem is, she never owns up to how she really reels, and what she really wants. The mini-van soccer mom group that made her popular in the first place want her to want the same things they want – marriage, kids, etc… She knows that, so continually harps on how much she still wants a family, blah, blah, blah. The truth is, she doesn’t want those things, never did, and would earn a good deal of respect if she would just come out and tell the truth – “I don’t want kids, never did, I like being free, traveling, drinking, not answering to anyone.”
Wouldn’t that be refreshing?
He is not ugly, nor with stubby legs. Lol. He knows this. Jen will be running after him. $$s never mean much in matters of self-possession vs self-projection.
I like her but she needs better taste in men
If he is the only one postponing its a huge red flag. He is definitely using her for fame. He isnt all that at all – she could so so much better. Even alone she is better.
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if they really want to get married, they would find the time. I understand schedules. but tons of people get married with crazy schedules and I am sure they could have a weekend to get married. they have people to plan most of it.
I have nothing again JA. I don’t understand negativity against her. she seems nice, works, is independent and takes cares of herself. I get very tired of people talking how old she is. she is still young enough at 44 to get married and have a family (if not bio. then surrogate or adopt , if she wants kids). men become new fathers at all ages. !
Justin seem Icky for some reason. I haven’t seen interviews with him. don’t know his personality type. but the hipster ish dress and his look just are a turn off and ditching is last GF suddenly.
Jen the last year has started to really age. I don’t know if it’s the tanning etc. she should really quit the blond hair. a long bob in a medium brown would work sooo much better.
Jennifer has already said (when promoting The Switch) that she doesn’t want to adopt. So if she wants to have kids, she gonna need to get a move on, especially since I think that she will rule out surrogacy as well, since she didn’t want to adopt.
i didn’t know she was a true blonde
She isn’t a true blonde. Aniston is Greek. She’s completely erased her heritage in favor of the “California Girl” look. Or at this stage, maybe I should call it the “Beverly Hills Housewives” look. She was an impressionable child during the Christie Brinkley years, so it’s not surprising that look appealed to her. Then add to that her insecurities with her looks at a young age and the comments her mother said about her not being classically beautiful when she was a child. She’s got a lot of issues.
I don’t think that just because she dyes her hair blonde means she has tried to erase her Greek half. Most of Hollywood doesn’t have their true hair color (even Angelina Jolie). I do prefer her as a brunette though. I have a deep abiding suspicion that we all look our best with our natural hair color.
i was being sarcastic, guess she’s a little slow on the uptake.
I hope he’s not counting on her star power to elevate his career. Aside from a couple of movies years ago she hasn’t had anything worth seeing in years.
OMG! So, annoying!
She’s accusing him of piggybacking on her fame to boost his career? Talk about the pot and the kettle… where in hell would she be without Brad Pitt?
Yeah, I don’t see this marriage happening. Ever.
I say this as a NON fan.. I don’t see a problem with them not being married yet. You don’t have to get married the minute you get engaged. If what she says is true she really has only been in a relationship with this man for 2 years. He was with someone for 14. Again I don’t rag on them not jumping into it.
But if this relationship ends without a marriage It will not be a good move for Jennifer. Not at all. I see some of her fans looking at her in a different light. Many of then are already.
I said from day one he will never marry her. Too many delays and excuses
Well, DUH. She’s just figuring this out NOW?
My friend was right – Aniston IS a dumb as a box of rocks.
I do NOT feel that she is in a contest with Brad or anyone. If she and Justin weren’t doing fairly well, this relationship would have ended long ago. It does puzzle me why he lived with his former gf for so long without a future in mind, and if a guy does that, it appears he probably is fine without marriage. It would be a shame if this didn’t turn out well for her, though, geez, but she’s got fame and money already, so she’ll be totally okay. She just needs to find her prince charming.
I believe they are already toast. Look at the stories lately. I give it a month maybe two they will be announcing Aniston heart break over Justin. Then you’ll have the ridiculous stories of Brad reaching out to comfort her, and Angie is pissed crap. Justin was always a paid decoy and like Katie Holmes was to Tom Cruise, his contract is up soon.
PR fiancé or not, there was no reason for him to give her that absolutely tacky, gaudy monstrosity that is being called a diamond engagement ring on her finger.
Is it a diamond? I haven’t heard what stone it is, but it doesn’t look like one. It looks to me like it could be prehnite.
http://www.sundancecatalog.com/product/code/57030.do?code=OVLYCLK
Example of a gorgeous prehnite ring. I’d wear that as an engagement ring in a heartbeat. I dislike diamonds for all kinds of reasons.
@Usedtobelulu
I looked and ironically enough, I like all the colors of the rings except the clear one…it looks too cloudy. If this is the same type of ring, then Justin still needs to be taken to task. There’s a way to do giant engagement rings and this ain’t it….should’ve gone Richard Burton style with the Krupp Diamond. Even in black and white pictures the ring sparkles. I’ve never seen a good picture of her ring…not even at the Oscars.
I think if it hadn’t been so big, maybe half the size that it is now it would’ve worked, but I just don’t like it. For a self professed hipster, it doesn’t look like he put much thought into that ring.
Has any jeweler stepped forward about the ring?
@Virgilia: Now that is interesting. As far as I know, no jeweler seems to want to be associated with that cheap-looking bauble.
right, because she’s so ugly and broke and fat, she could never get a man on her own. obvs, she has to buy one.
She bleaches her eyebrows???
I hope she’s over the phase of wanting to be edgy. I actually picture her with someone more clean cut, sort of like the new man of steal even.
Justin is great, but he’s deeper I think and has potential of being sort of a scholar since he’s a writer of sorts. I hope she/ he don’t regret getting married, but sometimes opposites also clast eventually when they begin to feel bored by not having their equal.
I personaly would rather be alone, or just date someone instead of taking a huge risk with so much money at stake. If she was poor, I would say go for it. You can always get a divorce if things don’t work out, but when your as rich as she is, it’s risky, not to say that he can’t amount to as much money on his own.
I think he has a better chance at making more money alone, then being her shadow. Life is a risk anyway. If they love eachother then good luck. It takes a weekend to get married. You need a dress, food/ drink, music and invitations. Not a huge deal unless you want extravagant, but if that’s the case then one can hire someone to do all that.
I feel as if I just showed up to my weeding. I did nothing, didn’t even wash my hair that morning, it was like going out to dinner, but surprise. Everyone and everything was there. Did nothing, so work shouldn’t be reason.
Who knows, none of our business, just hope she thinks about her choices. There are always choices, always, and always…Good luck girl…
I don’t want to be rude or come off as b*tchy, but that is a horrible way to look at marriage. I get that sometimes things don’t work out and it’s for the best that a couple splits, but a person shouldn’t go into a marriage thinking that at the first sign of trouble that they can just leave and get a divorce.
I don’t think that’s what lee is saying.
Oh and lastly, I honesty don’t think Anjie, or even Brad, really care what she does. When one has six kids, a long time relationship as they have, work, wordly duties, friends, family and more life stuff there no time to think about what an x thinks or does. The media is what keeps this alive, but Anjie I’m sure couldn’t care less and the media kind of hers her also by making her the queen who’s capable of taking a man away from a so called boring wife. When two people no longer are in love it’s obvious they/ or one will be bored not to say she’s boring, but it’s a fact even with the most fun person. If it’s not meant to be then it becomes boring, I would think for both people. Anjie doesn’t seem the type to resent Jen or care what she does. In fact I would bet Anjie wishes her well, but from a distance thought…
I agree, I don’t think Brad and Angie care atall what Aniston does; however, I doubt the reverse is true. As you point out, The Jolie-Pitts have a multitude of things – kids, charities, film projects – that occupy their time. Jen doesn’t seem to have anything substantive in her life, or any really passionate interests. I think she’s still bitter over the divorce, and (I hate to agree with John Mayer) still wishes it was 1998.
The media are still obsessed with “the triangle” because the Aniston/Huvane PR keeps it alive. It’s Jen’s only real lifeline to fame, so she and Huvane make certain we never forget about “poor Jen.”
If Jen is in a constest then she’s alone and will only look like a fool especially when her so called friends butt in. It seems onesided and it can only harm her more and the result is that it looks as if her relationship now is a joke, which it might or not be depending how far she lets this resentment last, either by her own doing, or letting others to do it for her. No difference. I wouldn’t care to be friends with the Chalsey girl. She’s made Jen look needy, desperate and not good. She’s being labeled as this kind of person and it will be harder to cast her as anything else since all people see now is the resentful x wife who can’t move on. No one belongs to anyone, not even in marriage. Wish her luck, but watch your friends, or not friends if they bash the x especially his family. Not fair game…
In my weird way I’m actually trying to help Jen. I think she’s been through enough and time to make a silent splash. Actions speak louder then words, like a humble life and no one will suspect game play. Breath, have fun, take day by day, do only what you wish to do, and before you know it life comes knocking in a good way. Ok, I’m done with my sermon. She can send the bill. I take checks.
Jen Hire Tayolr Swift fashion stylist for casual, stop wearing the jeans, the black even the fancy clothes. Leave the gowns for the red carpet. Buy a place in New Englad, hang out with a woman friens who says Zero and wants Zero from press, even cut your hair short, very short and change the entire look. Yes, your beautiful, but if you want the great roles you need to let go of the same old same old. Be chic and sazzy on your own if career is what you seek, if not then it doesn’t matter. Having smart people as friends with interests besides hollywood would do you good also. It’s your trun to shine without turning on the flash ligths. Be proud, but not loud…
rambling due to my own boredom and needed break from constant sudying for a huge state exma, so sorry for taking time to butt in, but mean well…OK, I’m done for sure…
the man IS hot. remember him in charlies angels? Well, if you did watch that ..he was HOT. and this one is reaching.
these stories about JA about ridiculous. and the comments are even more ridiculous!
So true … totally ridiculous!
What is so ridiculous about the tabloids speculating about the narrative she put out there. If she hadn’t put a People cover out there saying she was going to get married the Spring of 2013, then there wouldn’t have been any need to put out a cover this past week or before about how she’s busy and is pushing off her wedding.
Jennifer is not some twenty something girl who doesn’t know what she’s doing, nor is her publicist. When it comes to pr they know what they’re doing.
Don’t you find it a little odd that Jennifer is going out of her way to let people know when her wedding is going to take place and when it isn’t. She’s not that busy. She could’ve gotten married already.
So could another couple that have been engaged even longer. Why the numerous comments on someone you obviously dislike? So weird!
Because it’s gossip, it’s fun to come on and snark. I also didn’t start having an “obvious dislike” when she became friends with that drunk racist, Chelsea Handler. That’s what started this all for me.
Plus she’s giving us something to snark about. Despite my dislike of her, I hope she gets what she wants out of life. I don’t really care when she gets married. But she makes it our business when she gets/buys 2 People magazine covers, the first one talking about when she’s getting married, and the next one talking about how she’s “too busy” and “is happy to wait, for now”.
IF she didn’t want us speculating on her wedding date, or if she was going to even marry this guy-then guess what? She would’ve kept her mouth shut about the wedding date and could’ve just talked about how happy she was.
And by another couple, I’m going to assume you mean her EX and his PARTNER….well, I don’t know if you’ve been paying attention to their news lately, but Brad and his partner have (insinuated) that they’ve been planning around her double mastectomy surgeries for a while now…I’d guess at over a year or two….maybe after the birth of the twins. They’ve been engaged for I think a year and a half, maybe a little more. I’d say that’s a legitimate reason to push off a wedding-especially since they haven’t spent most of this year telling us that they’re getting married this past spring.
Yah. I can’t fathom the level of outrage and negativity that some people seem to have on tap at all times.
speaking of piggybacking…World War Z is a hit! Just another one of the many reasons it sucks to be a teamjenhen.
http://www.forbes.com/sites/scottmendelson/2013/06/22/friday-box-office-monsters-university-and-world-war-z-scare-up-29m-and-24m-respectively/
So whatever lame way Jen was trying to cut in on his attention, it didn’t work. Her little 60 watt star power is nothing compared to his (and angies) supernova!
A friend of mine saw it a few days ago and said that it was a really good movie.
A friend of mine saw it last night and loved it. So far it’s been getting good reviews and very positive feedback. I’ll probably go see it next weekend.
I know this a Jennifer thread,
but I’m still so glad for Brad that the movie is doing so well. There were people on this site wishing for it to fail. Not sure why but sometimes ugliness goes in the opposite direction.
I saw it last night. Really like it. Not perfect but a good fun movie. Solid B for me maybe B+ because Brad really looked great.
She has about three facial expressions:
Confused.
Confounded.
Searching the far off planets,
with her wrinkled eyebrows pressed.
Wonder what her love making
must be limited to.
Weeeeeee.
Now, stop THAT!!!!
You are just disgusting!!!
There was a hilarious story in Star magazine that rated celebs in bed based on what their bed partners said about them. According to the article, Aniston lays there like a bump on a stump and waits for her partner to do all the work. I realize this is from Star mag and therefore to be taken with several bushels of salt, never mind a grain, but given her egocentricity I could totally see this happening.
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AJ: Time management is essential when one is both a star and responsible for the world’s welfare, so I learned to achieve parallel lives in Tibet. We were just beautifully tantric in the space time continuum.
@Liberty. I don’t know if you’re guy or girl but please marry me? (My husband will just have to understand) That was freaking hilarious.
I remember when his cousin did a bemused interview implying shock that the more cerebral Justin would date someone as vapid as Aniston. Since then I have assumed that this wouldn’t work. I think Justin is a permanent bachelor. If he wasn’t, he would have married Heidi Bivens. He won’t marry Jen. The point of this People interview is twofold. On the one hand it’s a last ditch effort to shame him into marrying her. On the other hand, it’s a face-saving strategy to put her in the victim role when and if he abandons her, sob sob. This woman is a boss manipulator.
Link please?
JA getting married is a waste of time. Who needs to get married when you have so many millions of dollars? If she loves JT, she should just date him for the rest of her life. Why deal with a big stupid wedding, pre-nup, division of assets if something goes awry, and all the rest. Marriage is for regular Joe’s (like me) who need combined incomes to survive. If I had millions of $$$ there is no way I would marry someone. I would have a life partner and that’s the end of it.
Jen is beginning to look bad. She never should have had that last nose job. Her greek nose balanced her face.
Well duh-she finally figured that out? If nothing else, he has taken to her uber wealthy lifestyle. I know that sounds sexist on the surface -“shouldn’t role reversal be okay?”-however, he has been increasingly opportunistic in my view-not okay for any partner in a relationship.
Btw, who is the leather coated hipster buddy?
DUH!