Jennifer Lopez’s breakup line: ‘You came with nothing, you will leave with nothing’


As we discussed earlier this week, there’s a possibility that Jennifer Lopez might actually be done with Casper Smart. They’ve been dating for two years… two long years without an engagement or surprise wedding or a pregnancy. It’s like I don’t even know her anymore. Anyway, the earlier story was from Radar, and they were hedging their bets and they made it sound like J.Lo MIGHT break up with Casper but she probably hadn’t yet. This week’s Star Mag says it’s already over though, and they credit Jennifer with one of the best breakup lines ever:

Jennifer Lopez’s boy-toy is no more. Jennifer has ended her two-year romance with Casper Smart after they had a blowout fight in early October.

“She threw him out,” reveals a pal. “She didn’t get her way about something and blamed him. She wouldn’t let him take any of his belongings, saying ‘You came with nothing, you will leave with nothing.’”

“She knew from the beginning that it wasn’t going to be forever… he was a good distraction after Marc, and she felt young and vibrant while dating him, but she didn’t intend for it to last.”

The couple also suffered from major trust issues after Casper went to an adult peepshow known as a cruising spot for gay men in NYC in August 2012.

“Everything became worse after his gay scandal… she wanted to know what he was doing at all times.”

Unfortunately, “Casper had gotten used to the glamour that she afforded him… he became arrogant, so she reminded him that he was nobody before he met her.”

[From Star Magazine, print edition]

“You came with nothing, you will leave with nothing.” Damn! That’s like Dynasty meets Real Housewives, right? High melodrama. I would personally donate $100 to Jennifer Lopez if she actually did dump Casper and another $100 if she used that line. I would still pay her if she used any of these lines:

“I made you and I can destroy you.”
“If you disappeared tomorrow, no one would even remember you.”
“I am become death, destroyer of worlds.”
“It’s time to take out the trash.”

Anyway, I do hope they’re over. *fingers crossed*



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  1. Elizabeth says:

    I really hope she finally dumps this loser. She’s a beautiful, successful woman who doesn’t need a paid toyboy! I do think she will give him a nice cash settlement in exchange for a confidentiality contract. Otherwise he’ll sell all her secrets to the tabloids 🙁

    • InVain says:

      Secrets? I feel like with Jen Jen it’s pretty much been laid all out in the open for us….not saying some things haven’t been left private, but I can’t imagine what could be so secretive. I understand these agreements can be standard for these celebs….

      • Erinn says:

        There’s some rumors swirling that there are some big secrets about to come out. Could get messy

      • littlestar says:

        That’s crazy if true, Erinn. It really makes you wonder if the price of fame is worth it. Although there are celebrities who live normal lives and are good people and rarely if ever make it into the tabloids because of that, there are the divas like J-Lo – where their poor attitudes and behaviour make them a prime target for their “friends” to sell their secrets.

      • Bridget says:

        There’s one rumor in particular that’s been around for a long time: that Jennifer Lopez took credit for the voice work of someone else on all her albums. That’s what people are alluding to.

    • Mom says:

      The picture of him escorting her with a too firm grip on her arm is disgusting. Whatever went on, she needs to lose him.

    • Ok says:

      Yeah but if she dumps him, what gross arrogant schmuck is she going to use to jump off??

      It’s not like the girl has learned anything.

      Good god she could choose someone worse.

    • Dana M says:

      He probably had to sign an NDA to date her, so I doubt Casper will open his mouth about anything.

  2. Anna says:

    I feel bad for being excited for all the drama potential of this.

  3. OhMyMy says:

    I would add the classic “Hit the road, Jack” to that list of lines.

    • Evelyn says:

      Hahaha I just imagined jlo and Casper singing that song while they broke up.
      “You ain’t got no money, you just ain’t no good, Casper!”

  4. neelyo says:

    Unleash your inner Alexis Carrington, J. Lo!

    It’s definitely more Dynasty than Real Housewives. Most of those grifters don’t own the pots they piss in.

  5. Lilyvanilli says:

    Well done Jennifer, you finally had and ended a relationship that didn’t involve an engagement or marriage.

  6. EmmaV1 says:

    I read somewhere (and saw the photo) that Casper posted a picture (to tumblr..?) of the two of them posing together for a “date night”…and this happened on Monday of this week.

  7. crab says:

    I might be alone in this but I do not find him the least bit attractive! He kinda reminds me of a tall Mini Me from Auston Powers!

    • InVain says:

      You are so not alone. I’ve strained my eyes at time (and my neck) to try to see him as attractive. All I got was uncomfortable.

    • Christin says:

      He has youth and that’s about it.

    • doofus says:

      you’re not alone.

      I find it painful to look at him.

      • fingerbinger says:

        +1 He’s funny looking. He actually looks better with no hair. When his hair is longer it draws more attention to that face. GD

    • TheOriginalKitten says:

      YES! Mini Me!! that is exactly who he looks like…THANK YOU..couldn’t put my finger on it.

    • LadySlippers says:

      He always reminds me of Duckie (Jon Cryer) from ‘Pretty in Pink’ but w/ a wider face. And not as interesting.

    • mystified says:

      I think it’s the hands. His hands are really hot looking: big, masculine but very agile looking. Sorry if I grossed anyone out.

    • themummy says:

      I definitely find him a little painful to look at…repulsive, actually. I’d wouldn’t touch him with someone else’s biscuit… 😉

    • kitty-bye says:

      I agree, I find him painful to view. Kick me, he must have been an obedient pet.

  8. KT says:

    I have a feeling he won’t go quietly. Any drama he can cause before he leaves…the better for him.

  9. PHD Gossip says:

    I may be in the minority here, but when he was busted by photographic evidence going to a gay peep show, it was Ovah. Jen just had a hard time admitting she was played by a hustler.
    Took a while. No one in her entourage wants to risk her wrath.

    • LAK says:

      To be fair, her manager Benny Medina called him a loser in not so many words in Vogue when they were first dating. Mind you, he soft pedaled and said JLO something along the lines that JLO will go out with anyone who asks or words to that effect which managed to shade both Casper and JLO.

  10. Dani2 says:

    No tears over this break up at all, she can do so much better.

  11. Sabrine says:

    If he wanted to stay on the gravy train he wasn’t very bright arguing with her. Two years sounds about right though. The thrill wears off about then and it becomes a married feel of hum drum and sameness.

    I highly doubt he left with no belongings. That sounds made up.

  12. Frida_K says:

    Her gunt is showing in that first picture and his hairline looks as though it were drawn on with liquid eyeliner.

  13. bammer says:

    She won’t dump him unless she has someone else lined up. She has never been single.

  14. DD says:

    She’s one who always needs a man. That’s why she took up with this obviously gay kid in the first place. If she’s kicking him out, then she already has a replacement in the wings. Watch and see.

  15. Esmom says:

    Lol @ “It’s like I don’t even know her anymore.” So true. But thank goodness she didn’t try to rush to the altar with this guy. It’s nice to think she’s feeling more secure on her own. Go JLo!

    • My2cents says:

      “It’s like I don’t even know her anymore” omg…I spit my coffee out laughing so hard…

  16. Tiffany says:

    If they are not over now, they will be once Idol starts. She knows she cannot have a repeat of that again.

  17. Mar says:

    She is not nice. Had a personal experience with her once a while back.

    • LadySlippers says:

      Oh do tell!!!

    • Pandy says:

      Tell tell tell tell!!!

    • LaLa says:

      I agree. I’m a makeup artist in LA and I had the unfortunate pleasure of meeting a very nasty woman. However, in person dat ass is on point. Not into women, but can certainly appreciate a beautiful woman celebrity or otherwise. Although, comes in all forms. Hence, for all the beauty Jennifer has, she’s ugly her attitude.

  18. Stef Leppard says:

    Maybe she’s keeping him around as her gay manny?

  19. eliza says:

    NotSoSmart is another face I’d like to punch.

  20. gg says:

    Damn she wears the most weirdass outfits since Kim K.

  21. The Original G says:

    Isn’t it time for her to settle down as some billionaire’s trophy wife? Let those dogs rest a bit? Maybe a Vegas residency after another year of Idol?

  22. balehead2012 says:

    OK, I didn’t follow her story and I know absolutely nothing about this Casper person, but I just don’t like the way that article sounded. The line ‘he was a nobody before he met her’ just irritates the hell out of me. He may not have been famous, or had the money (or maybe he was? I don’t know), but that doesn’t make him a nobody! Just because you’re not famous/rich/in the entertainment business etc. doesn’t mean that people can call you a nobody. I mean, come on…

  23. Jackson says:

    Oooh SNAP!! That line is awesome. AWESOME. I hope she said it. I’m no JLo fan but that boy toy needs to hit the road already. However, dude will take his stuff if JLo is smart, otherwise I think some nasty personal details could start hitting the gossip sites. Give him his stuff, a bag of cash and a kick in the pants out the door. Done. Ovah.

  24. klue says:

    Wonder who she’ll hook up with next… George Clooney? That would be awesome

    • fingerbinger says:

      I was thinking Sean Penn. They were in the movie U-Turn and they had some chemistry.

    • Jaded says:

      Hey, I just finished reading the Goop vs. VF post and J-Lo should totally homewreck Jeffrey Soffer’s marriage! I’m sure he’d dump Elle Macpherson’s boney ass for her big comfy one….

    • Nev says:

      Talk about a glamorous couple. Wow.

  25. Kassis says:

    “you came with nothing, you leave with nothing”.

    This is exactly how I feel it should be in most relationships. I know a woman who married for the third time, a very well off man, and the marriage only lasted 3 years; there were no children. And now she wants to take him to the cleaners, and she wants alimony as well. I hope the judge tells her to take her lazy butt out to get a JOB and work for her own money. I am sick of the golddigger mentality amongst women in American society, that is often reinforced by unnecessary entitlements such as “alimony”.

    • Virgilia Coriolanus says:

      I don’t get the purpose for alimony either. Unless you worked to support the person while they went to school or wherever, or you gave up your job to raise the kids–I really don’t think you should get alimony. You need to get a job.

      • Kassis says:

        I think alimony is a relic of a different time period when women had no ability to work, own land, vote, etc….and may have needed alimony back then. But it has no place in society today. Women can certainly do a lot to support themselves nowadays, at least here in the USA.

  26. Maritza says:

    Expect a tell all book or some hidden sex video he might have filmed.

  27. Nicolette says:

    If he didn’t know this day would eventually come, he’s dumber than he looks.

  28. judyjudy says:


  29. Steph says:

    In a perfect world, men would be like library books. You borrow the ones your friends recommend, or the ones that received good reviews, read it and then return it. If you like it, you could renew it or buy the book. If you didn’t like it so much, it just goes back to the library. See? So simple.

  30. Bread and Circuses says:

    Well, she was paying him to be her boyfriend. If he wasn’t socking some of that cash away, he’s a fool. It’s not like he’s a pretty young thing that can easily move on to the next lonely rich woman.

  31. skuddles says:

    Mmm I don’t think so… JLO knows he’d be running to the first “tell all” publisher if she doesn’t cough up the cash.

  32. Claudia says:

    I LOL’d hard at those breakup lines! Hahahah still cracking up 😀

    Oh, if only real life were like a Mexican telenovela– then we could add another breakup line (a favorite of Michael K):


  33. Peggy Hill says:

    I can’t be the only one who thinks she intentionally dates-down so she can walk away with some sort of “triumph?” Damn sad behavior for a middle-aged woman, is what it is.

  34. Snowpea says:

    I find them both repulsive and low rent but I will say this: I LOVE her hairline. It’s the same as Cindy Crawford’s with the cute little baby hair poking over her forehead.

    Ok, I am probably just weird. But it is just soooooo cute 😉

  35. kellyinseattle says:

    I’m the only one, I think, who actually liked them together, while it lasted.

  36. Cary says:

    You have a Casper Smart tag? Do you have a Chris Judd tag too?

  37. Kosmos says:

    I find HER too much to take, which has nothing to do with Casper. She wanted him badly as a boy toy because she couldn’t handle being alone after her split from Marc, surprised? I’m sure Casper made her feel desired and helped a LOT with the kids and everything else. She and her huge entourage are known to be too much in your face for people. She thinks she has real talent, but she doesn’t. Her fling with Casper kept her happy while it lasted. It’s no surprise that he may have strayed since they are YEARS apart in age. I’m not her fan at all, and I never will be.

  38. Cinderella says:

    Not nice to say, but she looks like she could be his mother. I would love to know what kind of dirt he has on her, but I won’t hold my breath.

    If she wants to keep her money in order, she needs to be more selective with the dudes next time.

    • Snowpea says:

      Since discovering the scintillating ‘MV Blind’ over at Just Say Jenn, my money is on it being Lopez.

      I’ll give her this: she is a hard worker. But talent? Nope. The girl is aspirational and has worked hard to get to where she is. But she has had PLENTY of help 😉 (S)

  39. Moi says:

    You’ve made me question my opinion of miss jlo. Is is because I now see her as a Latina Alexis Carrington? A She-Ra? Makes me a bit uncomfortable. Ok, well I’m off to listen to “On the 6”.

  40. anais says:

    she’s smoking in the second pic. you have to hand it to her…she’s one of the few attractive women over 40 in the industry that either hasn’t had so much plastic surgery or has gotten the best one. i would loooove to know who her plastic surgeon is.

  41. Dalovelee says:

    How can any of you criticize his looks when she was married and had babies with Marc Anthony…the entire you came with nothing you leave with nothing is pretty nasty attitude that will bring her nothing but bad karma .. She can now only date and old man who is a wealthy businessman because to go after a young guy again looks ridiculous at age.. Almost desperate. And if she stays single eventually she’ll marry some in the closet gay man who will fawn over her.

  42. NoWay says:

    She has terrible taste in men (except for Ben Affleck) …

  43. xoxokaligrl says:


    Two people with marginal talent that slept with the right people to get ahead…

    Did their ego’s collide and that’s why she kicked him out?

  44. trudie says:

    I don’t get how dating a child makes a woman feel younger. I would be reminded daily I am old enough to be his mother if not grandmother. If you are a mother who needs another child. Most men are children anyway. Even the ones your own age.

    I know this concept works for men apparently but if you are going to date a much younger man, at least find one with some panache and charm. This guy looks like a hood rat.