I don’t know much about Francesca Eastwood beyond her participation in the Eastwood family reality show of doom. Well I remember that she once created weird “art“ with her creepy boyfriend, sketchy photographer Tyler Shields. Such sweet romance.
I guess Francesca and Tyler broke up though because Francesca has suddenly married someone else. What’s weird is that she’s not wearing a wedding ring in the above photo that was taken at a Golden Globe event on 11/22. She supposedly got secretly hitched on last week in Vegas to … Jordan Feldstein, the brother of Jonah Hill. We don’t have any photos of Jordan, but he and Jonah definitely look like bros. TMZ has a headshot of Jordan and the details on this unlikely wedding:
Clint Eastwood’s daughter got super bad in Vegas last week … the reality star got hitched to Jonah Hill’s brother … TMZ has learned.
We got hold of the marriage license — filed with the Clark County Recorder’s Office — showing Francesca Eastwood and Jordan Feldstein sealed the deal Sunday.
Our sources say vows were said at the Simple Wedding Chapel … a quickie marriage spot that offers Elvis witnesses.
But the marriage is shrouded in mystery! Francesca was out in Hollywood Thursday night and she wasn’t wearing a wedding ring. So was it a drunken escapade or the real deal? Only Elvis knows.
BTW … Jordan isn’t just some Jonah Hill hanger-on, he manages Adam Levine and Robin Thicke.
[From TMZ]
Honestly, I don’t know what’s going on here. I’d never heard of Jordan before, but a quick googling reveals that he possesses an unlikely reputation as a ladies’ man. In at least one instance, an ex-girlfriend has effectively skewered him for cheating on her. (The Dirty has the details and extremely NSFW photos if you care to go looking for them.) As TMZ mentions, Jordan manages Robin Thicke and Adam Levine, so it’s not a stretch to believe that Jordan might be womanizing all over the place too. Maybe he and Francesca had one of those “sloppy” Vegas weddings. I’m sure Clint Eastwood was thrilled to welcome his new son-in-law into the family.
For what it’s worth, Francesca went out to dinner on Saturday night with a dude who was not Jordan. She and this mystery guy don’t look like they’re hanging all over each other in this picture, but they are alone together. That’s pretty weird behavior for a newlywed, right?
Photos courtesy of WENN
TMZ now says it was marriage by intoxication, annulment to follow.
Wtf? Have you guys seen Jonah Hill’s brother? Intoxicated is not a good excuse lol
IKR?! She must have been completely wasted.
And apparently, JH’s brother manages Robin Thicke AND Adam Levine? He practically runs Douche Bags R’ Us? Wow. I’m done.
“douche bags r us”
Hahahaha!
No it isn’t. Beer goggles wouldn’t be enough. I’ve seem one pic of this guy & boy does he look sweaty. I could perhaps get it if it was brad Pitts brother, but Jonah hills brother…!!
That guy looks like a disgusting tub of shit. And she’s a total stunt-queen. She just wants her name out there, I bet she is loving the attention.
TUB OF SHIT. You win the Internet.
he looks kinda like meatloaf
Oh dear God, she married someone who’s not good looking. She must have been drunk. Do you guys realise how horrible you sound?
He’s 35 and she’s 20, I don’t think it need go beyond that. Also she wants an annulment.
NSFLife! *lol*
Got that right! 4-life!!!! LOL!
And I just had to click. The ex gf is bitter for sure – but she puts him on a 3 for looks. A 3!!!! I mean I know it’s a shallow thing to say but that’s higher than I’d have scored him – and that was even before I looked at the little added extra NSFW photo.
She is really trashy and crazy for attention! Like a wannabe Hilton or Kardashian. I don’t know how Clint raised that girl.
He didn’t raise her. Francis Fisher did. She lived with Eastwood and step mom while filming that reality show, although they wanted everyone to believe she was always there in Carmel, she was not. She wanted exposure by being included on the show.
Fisher has long thrown this girl in the spotlight. She wanted her to hook up with some rich aristocratic dudes in Paris when she was part of that pretentious debutante ball several years back. Francis is a pushy stage mom of sorts. Totally let this girl run rough shot over her.
that’s interesting
Gee, kind of reminds me of her role in Titanic as mother to Kate Winslet…..
Intoxication and publicity. It’s a romantic combo.
Congrats to Stewie Griffin and his groom.
Bitter, kitten? She’s beautiful.
No, not bitter at all. I just have a snarky sense of humor that may not be for everyone. Sorry you were offended.
She’s not all that.
Stevie Griffin?
http://www.reactiongifs.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/mj-laughing.gif
🙂
Daddy not around much, off on location equals doing anything for attention. Do any of these celebs’ kids from Hollywood/Malibu/LA ever even think of college?
I should not have clicked on the link. He looks like Peter Griffin naked.
Please don’t insult Peter Griffin!
You are so right. My apologies!!!
One day same sex couples will be able to get drunk and get married in Vegas and have it annulled days later #marriage equality
i´m sorry but after i´ve seen a pic of Jordan all i could think is she’s out of his league and this is just a PR move from her.
LOL@thedirty article. How can such a large man have such a small penis? Ah well, at least he was blessed with…? A sense of humor? Yeah, I’ll go with that.
Annnnnd, just like that…..annulment in the works. http://www.tmz.com/2013/11/25/clint-eastwood-daughter-francesca-jonah-hill-brother-marriage-annulled/
She claims it REALLY had nothing to do with alcohol though. http://www.tmz.com/2013/11/25/francesca-eastwood-marriage-annul-booze-jordan-feldstein/
Mmmmmyeahokaysuuuuuure.
So much for that starter-marriage business , huh?