Your eyes do not deceive you. Miley Cyrus has manged to double down on her already awful hairdo. You’re looking at a photo of Miley outside a recording studio. There is indeed an epic, bowl-shaped haircut on Miley’s head. What on earth was she thinking? Who knows. She probably thinks it’s SO hot. She’s totally on “another level of sh-t.” You couldn’t possibly understand.
Beyond gaping at Miley’s hair, this isn’t a huge news post. These are some freeform stories about Miley that I’m gathering together for fun. Bulletpoints, please.
* Miley is now super good friends with hip hop star Bishop Don Juan. He’s an ex-pimp who has taken to partying with Miley. The Mail has photos of the duo looking wasted together.
* Tish Cyrus has finally admitted that some of Miley’s antics do bother her, but she feels powerless. She doesn’t mind Miley’s revealing clothing though. Except for that one white dress with black nipple pasties. LOL.
* The tabloids still relish Miley’s life of drama. This week’s Life & Style (via Jezebel) has a ridiculous story about how Miley is “humiliated” because Kellan Lutz rejected her love. Supposedly — and this is based on Kellan calling dating rumors “hilarious” during a radio interview — Kellan thinks Miley is “kind of gross.” I don’t know. Maybe Kellan really does think this about Miley, but he doesn’t mind hitching a ride on her private jet though. It’s not like Kellan should talk. He’s kind of gross too! His dumb Hercules movie crashed so hard last weekend. Plus he can’t bother to buy sweaters long enough to cover his torso. Nice man nips, dude.
Photos courtesy of Life & Style, Fame/Flynet & WENN
She looks like one of the Three Stooges.
+100000000
My first thought, too.
Moe.
That’s what I thought! Moe!!!!
Exactly like Moe. I loved her short hair before and even got an “old lady’s” version of it myself…now she looks like a chipmunk.
can’t stop laughing! thanks for the laugh!
Ditto.
O hai, Simple Jack. XD
Nail.On.The.Head
Simple Jack is the first person that came to mind for me too lol!
Simple Jack or Butters Scotch from South Park
OMG Yes!!!! A thousand times yes!I was just going to write the same thing, it was just taking me a moment to think of that characters name. Too funny! Maybe someone should sit her down and have her watch Tropic Thunder.
Hahahaha yes, Simple Jack! That haircut mu-mu-mu-makes me nauseous
+1000000
Exactly my thought: Simple Jack from Tropic Thunder for sure. LMAO!
Is she starring in a Dumb and Dumber remake? Because there is no other logical explanation for that hair.
On another level of horrid.
Oh no, Moe. Just NO.
Wait, what year is this? That haircut is awful, she looks like Moe from The Three Stooges..
Tish has no one to blame but herself. This is what happens when you not only try to be your child’s bestie, but also depend on said child to make the money.
Both Miley’s and Kellan’s hair look terrible in this shots. They are perfect for each other!
My thoughts exactly!!! Her with bowl cut and him with his god awful bleached hair!!!! Apparently his movie really, like really bomb at the box office!
I’m surprised it made 10 million, consider how awful it was ranking on Rotten Tomatoes:
http://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/the_legend_of_hercules/
As for Miley’s hair, it’s Simple Jack/Three Stooges/Boris Becker level of ugly.
Never even heard of Legend of Hercules being a movie until this post. And I like movies! Just the title alone would put me off this one. He’s not a big enough star to carry a movie like this.
Ha ha, I was only thinking of how awful Boris Becker’s hair was earlier today! Been watching the Oz Open tennis and he is the coach of Djokovic now.
Just from the trailer I could tell it was a crappy movie. He spoke like four lines in the trailer and he sounded so hammy, it was awful. Plus they didn’t even follow the story–I’m not some great Greek Mythology scholar, but I know the story of Hercules–that movie has absolutely nothing to do with Hercules, whatsoever.
I just can’t believe that they spent 70 million on that piece of shit.
Funniest review blurbs from that Rotten Tomatoes link:
“Harlin makes the genius move of surrounding Lutz with actors who are worse than he is, so the lead doesn’t look so bad. ”
“An early frontrunner for 2014’s funniest credit: Ironing by Bogdan Lambev. Mr. Lambev could’ve done worse than keeping loincloths clean and pressed. He could’ve been one of four writers who smoothed out this mythology’s coolest, campiest wrinkles. ”
“The only legend this film adds to is that of January’s legacy of awful movies. You just shouldn’t do this to people. ”
“When awfulness reaches a certain point, it achieves unintentional hilarity. ”
Ouch!
it doesn’t look like a new haircut it just looks like she didn’t do anything with it. Maybe combed it down
I think you’re right. She may be growing it out and it’s at an awkward stage.
That’s what I think too…she might be growing it out which is a very good thing. Was not a fan of that partially shaved head look.
Ok, I’m embarrassed to know this but this is Miley’s new weave. She actually confirmed this: I think she instagrammed her new do with the caption ‘ I love my new weave!’
So, yeah, she CHOSE to go with this weird look.
deliberately looking ugly is what hipsters and young people who wants to be perceived as “hip” do. she can afford every kind of hair and she choose *that* because she thinks that’s makes her look so hip.
Same goes to Kristen Stewart kinds. she is a millionare and she deliberately drives some old rusty truck and wear unkept looking clothes, not to mention her greasy hair. they think that makes them look cool.
Except Kristin REALLY does not care . Miley on the other hand, or Moe Howard, desperately cares….
God, she is repulsive .
Deep down Kristen cares…oh she cares…
This is not a good look and even if she’s at the awkward growing out stage, this is still too fug, even for that. It’s just not cute at all. Just dorky and lol-worthy.
She look cray cray.
Completely ugly and unflattering haircut. Nothing cute about it. She looks like a damn fool.
I have questions:
Why is Miley’s upper lip so dirty, on that Life & Style cover?
Why is Kellan walking around with that awful “Sun-In” brassy orange hair?
Does he not have the income to buy a box of “Clairol Nice and Easy” with color control?
And growing out a Pixie haircut. Is never going to be pretty. Ever.
I noticed her dirty lip, too. What’s up with that?
Ok, judgy comment: she is not a pretty girl. She has youth on her side but her face is quite unfortunate. So it would be a good idea NOT to have bad hair. She looks like one of those orange juice squeezers, when you mash the orange onto a round thing to get the juice out.
That’s laugh-worthy!
Belle! For the win!!
Orange juice squeezer!
ROTFLMAO!
LMAO! That is the most creative insult I’ve heard in a while, thanks for that.
Poor Kellan.. it’s kind of sad his career is already over, he should do something else.. like, open a restaurant or a gym, or something.
What about a restaurant gym!! You work out as you are ordering and eating your food. All the chairs will have pedals and the cutlery will be dumbbell sized and weighted for a true work-out-as-you-eat experience. Hmmmmmm… I imagine some of the Hollywood muscle-heads would really go for this.
Yeah, I think he’s nice (although I’m rethinking that after he called Miley gross, but has no issues using her private jet–douche), but dude can’t act. Hopefully he saved his Twilight checks and goes back to school–so he can be a real chemist.
I’m kinda concerned that any man that had or has a career in Hollywood will use her yet call her a dirty slut behind her back and laugh at her advances, desperation and unhappiness. She’s become such a joke and even lutz doesn’t want her. Makes me sad. Loss of innocence and whatnot. Took me a while to come around I guess.
GIMME THE BOTTLE YA PUMPKIN PIE HAIR CUTTED FREAK
Oh, Miley. Just…no.
Love love love Miley. Her haircut is so cute. Let the haters hate Miley is awesome!
Lol this “hater” is laughing her butt off at this hilarious thread so tweet Miley a thank you from me.
I would like to add Dennis The Menace to the look-alike list.
She will do anything for attention.
ER MAH GAWD. That is an awful hair cut.
“Nice man nips, dude.” LOL!
I saw a documentary on pimps and they interviewed Bishop Don Juan…the way he spoke about women OMG, like they weren’t even human! As if he owned their “cookies” and how to slap a b*tch down if she tries to own her own body, because they were only there to him HIM money. He now teaches other men how “to pimp” with a heavy hand, I hate that guy for abusing so many women and it’s obvious he still sees females as a sub-species. I don’t care if he’s now this fake Christian who opened up some “Magic Kingdom church” (which sound as ridiculous as his cheap outfits) I woudn’t even want to be in the same room with that asswipe and even though I don’t expect much from Miley I am beyond disappointed that she (and Christina Milian) or any woman for that matter would hang out with this waste of space. UGH…
*make him money
Can’t say that I see many people who aren’t a waste of space hanging out with Miley. So congratulations to her, she has belittled her own reputation to the point that I can see why normal movie stars would run and hide from her camera phone/selfies/drama schtick 😉
It reminds me of Ernie from Sesame Street, but blonde. Not cool.
It’s even worse than it was before. The biggest problem with her haircuts are the shaved sides- that look isn’t attractive on anyone. And I do think Miley is someone who’s hair needs to be at least jaw- length at all times.
As for Tish, I don’t know anything about her. But Miley is 21- can we really expect a parent to be able to control everything their adult child who lives on their own does? I can’t rate her as a parent because I don’t know her, but I don’t think the fact that she’s not a strict parent means that she’s a bad one. People assume that if someone’s mother is a ‘good’ mother, the daughter will be a ‘good girl’, but that’s not true at all.
Looks like she’s devolving.
My boyfriend thought Miley was attractive pre-hair… oh how he bites his tongue now.
Jeez… maybe she’s growing it out?
OK, I’m going to say it: As someone who was a teenager in the 80s and recalls that hairstyle’s demographic, I know for a fact that it wasn’t a cut the cool kids wore. It was never edgy. It was the haircut the mainstream no-style kids with pop-up collars got at Supercuts in time for their annual high school photo shoot–the kids who had no idea who Joy Division or Ministry or even Billy Bragg were. Fuck, even Echo and the Bunnymen. That cut wasn’t Cool 80s.
Poor kid. One word: research.
/end cruelty
When I saw this haircut I started singing “What About Your Friends” in my head. It’s 90’s in a really really bad way.
Bishop Don Juan isn’t a hip hop artist, he’s a hip hop hanger on.
Fat
Hanging out with a pimp? Didnt think she could stoop any lower. Did she meet him through Uncle Terry?