Elisabeth Rohm wore orange to the Spirit Awards last night, and there was no missing her in this Maria Lucia Hohan gown. Her overall look was very Kim Cattrall, and not in a good way. Elisabeth has mixed up her game a lot during this awards season. She even made Marchesa look good at the SAGs! Everyone knows that’s almost impossible to do, which makes this Spirits look even more disappointing. The illusion panels on this dress look okay from the front. Not too bad. Then Elisabeth turns sideways, and the vast quantity of sideboob cannot be forgiven. This is not subtle sideboob. Poor Elisabeth has also taken “beachy” to new levels with too much self-tanner. There’s too much orange here: orange dress, orange lips, orange skin. The weird tan clutch is just confusing.
Brie Larson looked super budget in a black Maison Martin Margiela dress. Can we call this a “statement” dress? Somehow this is over-the-top and still very plain. The cut of the top portion looks like bunny ears, and the silhouette is not flattering at all. This dress is so fugly, and Brie usually styles herself better than this.
Maria Bello tried to pull off a deconstructed tuxedo look, which may have worked on an ironic level in a more formal setting. It also doesn’t help that Angelina killed this look for everyone else at the BAFTAs. Maria’s so gorgeous though. Her smile wins me over every time.
Ahna O’Reilly wore a nightmarish Elie Saab white top and matching pants. This designer is known for embellishment, but this top is a flowery nightmare found in your grandma’s closet.
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Way too orange! Oompa Loompa!
My first thought upon seeing the thumbnail was that Julianne Hough had the gall to wear blackface again so… Yeah. Too much self-tanner.
Elizabeth tsk tsk no no no in every way
I would have thought she was Sharon Stone without the caption.
OMG Yes!! I see it!!!
The tux looks amazing. Better than Angelina.
I think it would’ve looked a lot better if she hadn’t had that chunky necklace on…..just the tie.
I think so too except for the shirt collar. I liked Angelina’s except for the undone tie, but I think I prefer this jacket.
And the hits just keep coming. I have no clue who Elizabeth Rohm is, but holy buckets! She’s orange, the dress is orange and I think her boobs are trying to make a break for it. I also don’t know who Brie Larson is, but I do know this dress is all kinds of wrong….too long and the bodice looks like it was made for a woman with freakish, vertically stretched boobs. Maria Bello – it’s okay, but Angelina did it better. And the Ahna O’Reilly – whoever the heck she is – looks like… I don’t even know. Some kind of mint julep inspired garden party cardigan/pants thingy.
The only things I know her from are Angel & Law and Order. She wasn’t exactly hauling in awards for either of those shows, so I’m not sure what’s keeping her career rolling. I could google it, but not that interested, you know?
I liked her in LO but she looks so different and not in a good way. Isn’t she married to Bobby Flay? Or maybe it’s someone else from LO
Alone with my opinion but I think Ahna’s (who ‘er she may be) top looks like water colours on silk. I think it’s really pretty. I might just be suffering from too much winter. I went to a huge seed swap yesterday. A lot of vendors had seedlings for sale. I just stood there and took in the green for about 3 minutes. They looked so bright. Today, it’s -12C and snowing with an ugly wind. Sigh
I like the cardi too – just not the whole “look”. Probably shouldn’t tell you I am in Florida and that it’s 77 degrees outside.
Gah, my eyes! MY EYES!!!!
Orange is a bold color, a little goes a long way. And the dress should never match your fake tan, Elisabeth. (Honestly, she was my least favorite ADA on Law & Order, so I have a hard time forgiving her for anything.)
Brie, Ahna – I’m sorry, but it’s just not working. Maria, however, is perfect!
Maria Bello is the only look here that didn’t make me cringe, but Elizabeth Rohm really took cringe-worthy to new heights. WTF was she thinking? The tan? The dress, the armpit porn? Not one inch of that look is flattering.
Horrible side view! The shadow (?) under her armpit area looks like the break line on a plastic doll between the torso and arms, The sides of the dress look undone as if she forgot to zip them up giving the dress a sloppy look. her orange skin should not be competing with the dress because they both lost.
I liked Angelina’s tux better. Everyone is meh.
That orange dress is Heinous.
The side view even worse.
She is one step away from looking like Brooke Hogan
YES! I think she looks like Brooke Hogan here. And that is not a compliment.
I’m starting to think the invitation to the Spirit Awards must have said “Attire: Fug.”
Agree. Angie was the only one that I liked.
They must be saving the good’ns for tonight.
With the exception of Rohm, everyone’s hair and makeup looked good. That’s all I got.
Are all the stylist’s so busy with A-listers Oscar prep this weekend that they left everyone else to their own devises for the pre-parties? I don’t think anyone has looked that stellar in the last few pre-events.
Ewww. Armpit boobs. I just can’t.
I actually like the dress Elizabeth Rohm has on… it is the odd netting, side panels, that I find a little off. Yet, without that netting… no amount of double stick tape would keep the girls in place. There would have been more than a little side boob showing.
I am not offend by the spray tan. It looks fine. I tend to think had she had went a little darker pinkish color lip, it would have balanced out her look. I just don’t see her being too tan. For me it is the lip color that is off.
Rohm is a pretty girl and I don’t find the dress offensive, at all. As it seems, to strike everyone else here. 🙂
I am more surprised, that Rohm has not starved herself down to nothing. I am so tired of seeing gaunt looking women with fake tits on the red carpets of LA. It is nice to see a girl who looks healthy and without a big set of fake boobs with matching plumped up lips.
Thank you! Before revisiting these pictures to see if what I first saw was wrong I had to first have my morning pot of coffee then put in my contacts then re read the comments THEN look at that side photo again as i had not noticed the side netting at first glance. Knowing now this is the lining not some strange skin wrinkle giving the appearance of plastic doll parts it is still not pretty to look at.
I love Elisabeth Rohm and think she’s gorgeous, but the dress is awful. Wonder if she wore another color, the excess tan would look softer? Anyway, a shame because I love her and she usually looks fabulous.
Rohm’s fake tan is horrible & the dress looks like it came off an extra in “Spartacus”.
Bello misses by a mile, especially in comparison with Jolie’s from a few days ago.
That black thing may be a plastic tube that never moves. “Caught naked near the PVC sewer pipes, she jumped into one for cover.”
It’s too early in the year for that Elie Saab cruisewear outfit. Either take it to the Caribbean now or save it for Florida after Easter.
When did it become desirable for one’s skin to look like an orange peel? It is *never* attractive.
I didn’t recognize Maria Bello. I kind of liked her outfit.
That gown isn’t exactly occasion-appropriate. Almost all the other ladies are wearing cocktail attire, so the full-on gown (with cleavage!) is an odd choice.
Am I the only one who noticed that Rohm’s dress was designed by HOHAN? Cracktastrophe coincidence? I think not.
I like Elisabeth and she was a nice surprise in AH, but that dress and spray tan is an orange nightmare.