Justin Bieber smokes ‘burrito-sized joints’ in a customized weed van: LOL?

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I decided not to cover yesterday’s story about Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez getting back together for the 122nd time. Because this has happened before, and it will happen again, and we’re all growing weary of the Jelena revolving door. Selena’s had every opportunity to break free from the Swag monster, yet she always returns no matter what he does.

There are a few Justin and Selena stories making the headlines beyond their reunion. Bieber, who will probably be charged with vandalism this week for Egg-gate, is the topic of a Radar Online article about his fixation with weed. An insider says he rolls “burrito-sized joints” to smoke inside his weed van. Is it even possible to roll joints that big? Burritos are bigger than cigars. This is an odd story:

Justin Bieber loves to smoke marijuana so much that the troubled pop star turned his van into a weed bunker on wheels, and RadarOnline.com has the exclusive photos of him partying in it with on-again-off-again girlfriend Selena Gomez.

According to an insider, the group drank beer and smoked weed on the way to Knott’s Scary Farm in Buena Park, Calif., one September night in 2012, with all the party favors provided by Bieber, 20.

“They hotboxed and drank Heinekens from the fridge Justin keeps in the van,” the source told Radar. “There was no bong or anything, just Justin rolling his own burrito-sized joints. I mean, f—ing huge.”

The photos obtained exclusively by Radar feature Bieber and Gomez, 21, with pals including actress Francia Raisa and one of the “Come & Get It” singer’s backup dancers, Charity Baroni.

“Everyone smoked, including Selena,” the source said. “We smoked at least six joints and were high as a kite by the time we rolled into Knotts.”

As Radar exclusively reported in Feb., Gomez entered into a secret rehab stint the month before after realizing what a bad influence on-again-off-again boyfriend, Bieber, had been on her.

“Selena came to understand just what a bad influence Justin had been on her life,” said one source. “Their relationship left her broken-hearted.”

“I don’t know whether Justin pushed her to drug use, but amongst their close knit group of friends, smoking was common place,” said another insider. “Justin and Selena would smoke marijuana together regularly.”

And while a rep for Gomez confirmed the treatment to Radar — “Selena voluntarily spent time at Meadows but not for substance abuse,” a spokesperson revealed — a source close to Gomez has revealed that in the months before her stint in rehab, she had been “partying very hard.”

[From Radar Online]

I’m not too surprised to learn that Selena enjoyed the burrito-joints too. This happened before Selena’s exhaustion/rehab break, which lasted only two weeks before she was outta there. That seems ominous. Also not a good sign? TMZ reports that Selena had a rager at her house on Tuesday night. Cops were called to the scene because the party was so loud. I’m sure Justin was at the party too. Why wouldn’t he be there? Swag.

Here’s a photo of Selena’s new $3 million home in Calabasas. She moved in a few months ago, and this is the same neighborhood where Swaggy used to live and throw eggs at his neighbor’s house. These poor residents will never catch a break.

Selena Gomez

Selena Gomez

Photos courtesy of Pacific Coast News, Fame/Flynet & WENN

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  1. It is what it is says:

    Uuuuuuuughhhh

  2. jane says:

    They’re both just kinda sad.

    • kri says:

      Selena is a fool, and he and Nori always have the same expressions. I would call him a tool, but tools are useful. He is just a baby turd to me at this point.

  3. NewWester says:

    Does Justin Beiber get payments from Calvin Klein every time he wears pants that show the CK label? Justin must be allergic to belts

  4. Belle Epoch says:

    Not a pretty boy any more.

  5. Sixer says:

    I can beat burrito-sized. Well, not personally (she says, invoking the fifth, or whatever it is you guys stateside say). The Sixer BFF in days of yore was a manager of a recording studio patronised by a well-known British reggae band. Their joints were honestly the size of bloody trumpets. I’ve never seen anything like it. You almost passed out just by being in the same room. Lovely blokes but a definite hazard to air quality.

    • Monkey Towz says:

      I had a group of hippie friends in college who would throw massive parties & they always had joints the size of French Bread. And hell yes I smoked on that thing too. Wish I had one right now.
      What a bunch of amateurs!

    • Nicolette says:

      What did they roll them in? Can’t even imagine it.

      • Monkey Towz says:

        Lots and lots of rolling papers. The guy that always rolled them was a sculptor which was obvious when toking his “art”.

    • Bitca says:

      Thanks, Sixer! Was gonna mention the infamous ganja “spliffs,” ice-cream cone shaped joints rolled in cigar-type paper; those are surely burrito-sized or larger at the ends.

      A mass exodus of postcolonial rastas must have landed in Babylon-London, & brought along their music. Their influence on early UK punk & new wave led to my 1st view of a spliff that’d make the Bieber weep. It was a photo in a 1979 issue of High Times mag (is HT still extant in this neo-puritan era?) which I’d bought ’cause the cover featured The Clash, & when you’re 15 or 16, it is vital to get any magazine that has one of your favorite bands on the cover.

      This was High Times, not NME, so the band’s deft integration of reggae & punk was scarcely mentioned in the brief text. The feature was primarily a photo essay w/pix of Joe Strummer et al puffing on spliffs the size of their heads, & stoner-p0rn close-ups of sticky, resinous, island-grown buds. In 70s Florida, we didn’t need photos of pot, but teen fandom is utterly obsessive, and… The CLASH. Was. On. The COVER.

  6. Kiddo says:

    I guess TMZ is pissed that someone else released the racist tapes, so now a no-holds-barred policy on reporting all things bratty baby Biebs is in effect?

  7. Lucy2 says:

    Hope she enjoys that house now- at this rate she’s going to toss her career in the trash along with her self esteem.
    I guess the bathtub baptism didn’t really take with him? Or was that just a cure racism, not his partying ways too?

  8. bammer says:

    I don’t think Justin’s to blame for Selena’s troubles. Just like Bobby wasn’t to blame for Whitney. They bring the worst out in each other but the trouble is within no matter what.

  9. Dutch says:

    That is so Matthew McConaughey circa 1995

  10. We Are All Made of Stars says:

    Is hotboxing the same as clambaking? Is that what everybody calls it now? Dangit, I’m getting old. 🙂

  11. Bej says:

    I’m more concerned by my inability to work out what’s going on with her under arm boob in the pic with the denim jacket worn over one shoulder than I am with her Bieber addiction.
    I get that she’s braless, but her boob just looks weird to me. Now I feel weird that I’m paying too much attention to this baby faced girls breasticles.

    • aang says:

      It confuses me too. That, and the fact that her 3 million $ house seems to be built very close to a warehouse.

    • ORLY says:

      I think it’s the shadow that makes her boobs look sort of rippled.

  12. aenflex says:

    It’s amazing what 3 million will buy you in these uppity parts of California. I live on the Gulf of Mexico in FL and 3 million would get you maybe a quarter of that house, give or take a little. And almost zero land.
    I’ve tried many times in my younger years to roll a burrito-sized doobie and never had any luck.

    • Snowflake says:

      What part, if you don’t mind? I used to live in Panama City beach and my mom lives near destin, is that close to you?

  13. Nicolette says:

    Nothing new, she’s drawn to him like a moth to the flame for some reason.

  14. Sarah says:

    How is it that I find Selena so much more annoying than Baby Biebs at this point? Ugh…..

    • Size Does Matter says:

      I was about to say the exact same thing. At least he’s still pretty.

  15. Patricia says:

    I love weed. It’s the #1 thing I miss during pregnancy. But I never got the appeal of smoking a shit-ton of it. My friends used to make enormous blunts and I never liked the way I felt when I smoked one, it’s just way too much.
    I like to roll a nice, tight, small joint and smoke it all to myself in two sessions over about an hour of time. Yup….. **dreamy eyes**

    But of course this dumb child does not understand the idea that some things are actually better in moderation. He’s probably such a nightmare to be around when he gets so super stoned like that.

  16. Kara says:

    I’ve already lost respect for Selena tbh. This doesn’t surprise me at all. Also why does Justin always look like he’s constantly perplexed?

  17. Nina says:

    When she puts on a nice little Versace frock everyone is just like “oh she’s so classy! Classiest girl of the year award! What a sweet little angel!” but when she parties with Bieber and makes downright bad and worrisome life choices, it’s just like “Damn Bieber, this is all his fault.”
    She’s 22 and he’s 20 and they’re both adults now. She should know better and he should too, OF COURSE, but he’s too much of an idiot to do so and I feel like… I was rooting for her, you know? I thought she wasn’t that much of a mess. She had good friends and her career was going so well. The one thing that’s holding her back isn’t Bieber; It’s how she keeps letting him in again and again and AGAIN.
    This whole back and forth thing is so bad for everyone involved and if it’s a PR stunt, it’s getting boring. It’s predictable. Bieber posts a selfie on instagram with her, quoting some Katy Perry song, deletes it two seconds later and then the next day they’re smoking weed in vans. It’s boring.

  18. TheOneandOnlyOnly says:

    Does he spend any time on his “music?” Oh, that’s right he has other people to produce that crap. The hippie bands of the 60s and the stadium rock bands of the 70s smoked a fair amount of weed, but they had talent, and they actually had an interest in music for its own sake.
    That’s one main reason why I have no time for today’s junk pop music, these clowns have no interest in music, Yes, great bands in the past wanted to and had to make money, but they actually enjoyed playing it live, if you’ve never seen any of them live, their live performances – not music vids – are all over Youtube. This kid has about as much talent and interest in music as a rat’s arse.
    Notice, you never see pics that aren’t stage of these pop stars just jamming and having fun with music (does little taylor swift do anything spontaneous and that is not staged for paps/pr?); everything is so much more corporate, staged and factitious today.

  19. Sea Dragon says:

    I can’t remember the last time I saw baby Beiber look sober.

  20. Random Person #1580 says:

    I want to like Selena Gomez. She’s a pop star I can tolerate and her songs, bad as they may be, are at least catchy.

    But I just can’t forgive her for dating this… guy. He is, for me, quite easily the most grating and annoying celebrity that has ever existed. Even the biggest dbags are at least fun to hate on, and it’s fun to see what a mess their lives are. I don’t even like hating this guy. I just want him to dissapear from earth and have all of humanity brainwashed so we all forget this guy happened. He makes me feel bad for getting so worked up about a little whiny bratty b¡tch I don’t even know. I totally despise even mentioning his name and here I am writing a whole paragraph about him. Just… ugh. I need a joint now.

  21. Davy says:

    I’m not really seeing the problem. Lots of people in their teens and early twenties experiment with substances. Not that I’m saying this is a good thing, but very common and not everyone develops a serious drug habit out of it. I smoked hella weed for like 15 years, completed 2 degrees and always held a job and have now quit and don’t miss it, got it out of my system. Maybe their usage will progress to worse problems but when I think of how many people I know who were/are exactly like this and functioning and often thriving people, I just think it’s blown out of proportion. If I was 22 and had a $3 million dollar mansion I would probably be getting high with my friends and boyfriend too. Everyone just relax.

  22. Jennabean says:

    He was a cute
    Little boy but I don’t think the man is going to be attractive

  23. mytbean says:

    I can’t understand where these people are getting money? I mean, granted, I’m not in the demographic to appreciate their – well, whatever it is they do… but all I ever hear about is shenanigans. I never hear their music on mainstream radio or see them do any promotions. Who is paying them the kind of money that they can afford 3 million dollar mansions??

  24. DrFunkenstein says:

    Sure he does. Sounds like something someone who’s never smoked bud would say. Never met anyone who could smoke a burrito-sized joint.