Khloe Kardashian took her implants to Vegas for a pre-NYE party: tragic?

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One of my favorite stories of the year was my ongoing investigative series “What Is The Pinocchio Butt and Why Does It Exist?” Earlier this year, Khloe Kardashian got some ill-advised butt implants, and they were healed enough to go to travel the world starting in April/May. The Pinocchio Butt went to NYC, Paris, London and beyond. And last night, the Pinocchio Butt was in Las Vegas for a pre-NYE party at 1Oak inside the Mirage. I’m assuming Khloe was paid to host this party. From the neck up, she looks pretty – I especially like her ponytail. But from the waist down… God, those butt implants. I can’t.

Khloe’s starting her 2015 as a single girl, by the way. The thing with French Montana seems to be totally over now. Khloe told People Magazine last night that “I think being single is really healthy for people. I think people who go into one relationship to another, I don’t know if they have a healing process or know what went wrong or how to better themselves.” She also said her goal for the new year is just to be better and “I just want to win. I just wanted to win at everything I do.” Good luck and Godspeed, Pinocchio Butt.

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  1. SnarkySnarkers says:

    It really looks like shes wearing a diaper. I love diaper butts on babies, not so much on grown women. Also, those lips are ready to burst! Stop it Khloe!

    • GingerCrunch says:

      I must ditto everything you’ve said here! Maybe if everyone would refer to these monstrosities as Diaper Butts, they’d STOP? Prolly not, though. The lips are gross as well. The idea she’s selling is so disgusting.

    • lile says:

      That’s Exactly what it looks like : Diaper Butt!!!!

    • Snap says:

      Ditto…can’t stand her anymore…her Kartrashian side is showing and it’s not a good thing. The fish lips look painful on the first pic

  2. MelissaManifesto says:

    I can’t believe there are people who think this type of fake butt is attractive. It’s disturbing.

  3. Skins says:

    That is Gross!

  4. maeliz says:

    That cushion butt must make a long flight comfortable. My butt usually is a little sore

  5. Arock says:

    That has to be a strap on ass or padding, too. There’s no way that can be achieved just implants (right?) tragic….

  6. Ag-UK says:

    Looks like a cushion from your sofa there. What was she thinking???

  7. Jayna says:

    Khloe, what happened to you? You used to be refreshing. Now, all I see are usually blown-up lips in selfies and then this. It doesn’t look real. If you have a big booty naturally, that’s one thing, but going out and getting a Kim fake big booty so you can attract more men seems about as shallow as the rest of your family. I guess Kris K. is next, then Kylie.

    When will they go away?

  8. MAC says:

    What she said about being single does not match up with all the surgery she has had. I actually feel sad for her that she did that to herself. Her outside was pretty to begin with why mess with your body at such a young age.

    Her insides I have no idea about. With a mom like that they all have to have some trauma.
    Just my guess as I do not know.

    The entire family saddens me, I do not watch the show I only ever learn anything about them on Celebitchy.

  9. bettyrose says:

    It’s like she’s wearing a hand towel with sequins, held together with safety pins. Still pics are one thing. I want video of her trying to walk across the room in that dress.

  10. K says:

    Except for the balloon butt she looks fantastic. I wish i had that much money. Beauty treatments, hair treatments, skin treatments, delicious, expensive diet food (not cheap diet food that tastes like chalk), private trainers, fat burning fitness treatments, expensive clothes, shoes……the list is endless. They (celebs) didn’t wake up like that ***flawless, they just love making us “average” women feel like we are failures and need to spend the money we don’t have to mimic them. My favourite lines are the “i eat like a pig and never work out, but i don’t gain a pound, i guess i’m just lucky haha” Right… -_-

    • cr says:

      Ignoring the Khloe part, the rest is spot-on. I see many comments from fans of ‘fashionistas’ and celebs along the lines of ‘they’re flawless! They’re ‘naturally’ beautiful and thin! They have such a natural fashion sense!” It’s like they ignore the fact that while these women are pretty, they’ve got a lot of help getting where they are looks and style wise.

      • sapphire says:

        I can’t believe all that money spent and she can’ t find anyone to alter the dress to fit properly. The hem line in back is at least 4 inches higher to stretch over that butt. Like Kim and her 2 sizes too small skirts.

    • Michelle says:

      I for one don’t feel like a failure because a celeb looks good nor would I want their lives. The ones who cannot ever go out without preening for hours first are the most insecure and the ones I feel most sorry for.

    • ketjo says:

      You know what I think with I look at them and all they have done and have to do to look “flawless” ………………………….”Thank God I don’t have to do all that to be better looking they they are ….” because I am…… without having to do all that…..I’m not bragging I’m saying that most women who take pride in their looks , are clean and fresh and natural and walk and talk with pride in themselves are as beautiful as any of these women….its that inner beauty that shines and glows around a woman whether she is 22 , and 6 ft tall or 60 and 5 ‘nothing and round as a apple that makes women beautiful….Khloe’s eyes are blank and dark and do not shine …they are dead…..she is not beautiful…..inside or out….

  11. Jayeded says:

    She arrives at a destination a whole five seconds before her booty does. Amazing.

  12. Blythe says:

    It’s so easy to criticize Khloe, but then, I think about the hell Lamar gave her. Then, I say, “Go get ‘em, Khloe!” She’s still in the “rebound/showing Lamar what he’s missing out on” phase. She’s a Kardashian whose husband left her, very publicly. You know she’s getting work done on the side.

    • Josephine says:

      “Go get ‘em” includes butchering your own body? That doesn’t seem like confidence, or revenge. It just screams “I’m a sad, sad person with no self-esteem.” And somehow I don’t buy the story line that the Kardashians are always selling – I highly doubt these women are ever victims. They seem like pure poison.

      • Blythe says:

        Khloe has, most likely, gotten a Brazilian Butt Lift. I believe she uses padding, too. At the end of the day, just because you get plastic surgery does not mean you are a “sad person with no self-esteem”. That’s nonsense. And I do feel sorry for the issues that she has gone through with Lamar. How couldn’t you? Khloe was CLEARLY in love and she tried to make her marriage work out. Divorce is something no one wants to go through – poisonous or not.

    • Bob Loblaw says:

      Self-mutilation is not a healthy response to a divorce. Khloe is obviously a sad person with low self-esteem with or without Lamar, thanks to her mother, no doubt. Imagine if your mother told you as a child you needed to “fix” your face, your self-esteem would be in the crapper too.

  13. mernymerlyn says:

    Ok this is just silly. She’s just baiting us at this point right because that thing is just odd looking.
    I know girls with big bootys that when they wear tight jeans anything in their back pocket looks like it’s trying to escape! But this is insanity.

  14. Izzy says:

    Does anyone else think she’s actually wearing butt pads? Because in a couple of the photos it actually looks like there’s a line where the pillows have lifted up a bit.

    Tragic either way.

  15. Lurker says:

    That has to be padding, right? Right? RIGHT? Please be padding. I always thought she was the normal-ish one but I fear she too has had her soul sucked out by Lucifer’s Homegirl.

  16. Carolina says:

    maybe they’re butt pads.

  17. Alex says:

    If those were butt pads, you would have to be wearing ‘granny panties’, to hold them in place. Cause a thong, or bikinis wouldn’t hold anything in place. This all makes me feel bad for Khloe… she doesn’t seem to realize how weird she looks.

  18. elisabeth says:

    Khloe….bringing back the victorian bustle

  19. Pandy says:

    When your clingy dress can’t cling because of your butt implants – there’s a problem lol. Sorry looking @ss aside, I don’t know anyone (except maybe an Olympic athlete) who states their goal for a new year is “just to win”. Win what? What are you competing about? Who says that?? Dumb @ss. Literally.

  20. NewWester says:

    Where did Khloe and Kim get the idea to enhance their butts, lips, etc so much? Kourtney may have had some work done but not to this extent. Kris Jenner has had work done but not as drastic as this. It is just sad on so many levels.

  21. lemonbow says:

    Is it possible that she is wearing padded underwear? It looks like you can see the outline sometimes. Or do we have bikini evidence?

  22. Ag says:

    her lips and a$$ are insane.

  23. Joy says:

    I mean, I guess it wouldn’t be so bad if she hadn’t gone from normal booty to GIGANTAUR. I have a huge butt, and mine is the result of genetics and Popeye’s. I can usually get mine under control with a good spanx though. Hers is just out of hand. And how does that kind of thing age?

  24. RussianBlue says:

    Aw, I think she looks nice. She’s had a rough year.

  25. CH2 says:

    ew… I don’t know who they think they’re fooling.

  26. Byte Me says:

    What is the exact expiration date for this entire family?

  27. Chrissy says:

    Can’t help but notice that her dress is hiked up in the back. That dress was not cut to accommodate that ridiculous ass. What a desperate and pathetic display SMH.

    • Dirty Martini says:

      Thank you~! That hiked up in the back look is driving me bonkers.

    • starr says:

      YES, and if she was hoping to have some semblance of boobs, she can forget about that now. The disproportionate ass makes her chest look flat by comparison in profile view.

  28. jlee says:

    The Kardashian girls have such a strange sister dynamic. Like Khloe, I have an older sister who is exotic looking w/a stunning body. We show up in the same outfits frequently but being a “copycat” is a no no. I would be pissed if she attempted my look & vice versa. Khloes original body was great (tall, long legs)….the huge bum looks aweful on her & I bet Kim doesn’t like being immitated by her own sister. It’s weird! I can’t even!

  29. Dawn says:

    She looks to me as if she would reek of desperation to have someone anyone look at her and think her sexy. Sorry I find the dress to be about two sizes too small due to her back end. I just can’t respect anyone who dresses like that when they don’t have too. If she had just kept her own body and cleaned up her mouth she would probably be the most popular Kardashian but nope she went and got a big one just like Kim and now they both look like cartoon caricatures. Let this be the year that they just fade away.

  30. maeliz says:

    The dress looks like a malfunction waiting to happen

  31. Ruyana says:

    Her figure would be beautiful if not for that ugly honking butt.

  32. rudy says:

    All of the Kardashians have ruined their faces and bodies except maybe Kourtney and kendall.

    Khloe used to be gorgeous.
    Kim used to be gorgeous.
    Kylie used to be pretty.

    They all have ruined their faces and bodies at such a young age. And now I hear Kim is waxing Nori’s gorgeous unibrow. This is a BABY!! I hope this rumor is not true.

    This family is the definition of body dysmorphia.

  33. Jane says:

    I guess she picked the diaper model. I wonder how it feels to sit on that stuff. I mean, does it shift or feel like jello?

  34. Judyk says:

    She looks really thin…had no idea she’d lost so much weight…EXCEPT for that shelf where her butt should be and her larger-than-life lips.

    Remove the damned implants, Khloe, and stop with the idiotic-looking lips, and you’d be a really pretty young woman.

  35. Paloma says:

    I wonder if those inflatable lips hurt? I recently saw a woman with the cheek (facial) implants and big lips, and in person, she looked like a clown.

  36. bored_01 says:

    She was so pretty before.

  37. Frieda Claxton says:

    I really do like Khloe. But the whole “I’m wearing a diaper” needs to stop.

  38. Lia says:

    That family. They go out of their way to be freaks. That kind of desperation is disturbing. Future generations will not look kindly on this one for funding this collection of misfits.

  39. MissWilso says:

    Ok can I just say that I saw her this night it was 2 days ago in the mirage and she had dinner at a restaurant called Stack. She actually really looked beautiful in person these pictures don’t do her justice at all!!!

  40. LAK says:

    I still wonder how it feels sitting on it.

  41. Cc says:

    It looks so wrong O_O