Jennifer Aniston & Justin Theroux already left for their Bora Bora honeymoon

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As you can imagine, yesterday’s news about the Aniston-Theroux nuptials is still dominating headlines. I actually have to give Jennifer Aniston a slow clap for this one. I really didn’t believe she would ever get Justin Theroux down the aisle. I also didn’t believe that she would ever plan a wedding without tipping off People Magazine ahead of time. But she managed to confound my expectations. Good for her. So, there’s a ton of stuff about the wedding, how they pulled it off and all of that. Some stories:

Photos of the wedding set. While TMZ broke the news on Thursday, People Magazine did get their hands on some nice, clear shots of Jennifer’s Bel Air backyard – go here to see. It seems like it actually was a rather small wedding. People Mag says that there were 74 guests – that’s pretty intimate. I still haven’t heard anything about the food.

The guest list. Many of Jennifer’s closest friends came out, including Jason Bateman, Chelsea Handler, Tobey Maguire and his wife Jennifer Meyer, Jimmy Kimmel, Ellen DeGeneres and Portia, Howard Stern and his wife Beth, plus Courteney Cox and Lisa Kudrow. No mention of the other Friends, like Jen’s former lover (!!) Matt LeBlanc or Matthew Perry or David Schwimmer. Some of Justin’s friends came out too, like… Terry Richardson (ugh) and Samantha Ronson. And of course John Krasinski and Emily Blunt, who are friends with literally everyone in Hollywood. Oh, and Jennifer’s mom did not attend.

The maid of honor. As it turns out, Courteney Cox was Jen’s maid (matron) of honor. Justin’s best man was Scott Campbell, his longtime friend and tattoo artist. I’m surprised those positions weren’t filled by Handler and Uncle Terry.

The significance of the date. Guests were told that it was going to be a birthday party for Justin, who turns 44 years old on August 10th. August 10th would have also been the three-year anniversary of Justin’s proposal. But yeah, I have no idea why they chose August 5, a Wednesday.

Quartzes for everybody! Jennifer Meyer – Tobey Maguire’s wife and Jennifer’s favorite jewelry designer – apparently did Justin and Jennifer’s wedding bands. Considering Justin picked out the cloudiest-looking quartz for Jennifer’s engagement ring, I think it was smart for her to just to go to her friend and pick out some wedding bands.

Jennifer’s dogs were part of the service. Somehow. People Mag says that Jennifer took Sophie and Dolly in for doggie spa services before the wedding.

JustJen already left for their honeymoon. Some outlets have blurry photos of JustJen getting the hell out of LA on Thursday, just hours after the wedding. They left on a private plane. Allegedly, they’re headed for Bora Bora. That’s where Benedict Cumberbatch and Sophie Hunter honeymooned as well.

Why Bel Air? A source tells Page Six: “Jennifer and Justin have been planning an August wedding, but it was very, very top-secret. They talked about doing it abroad, but decided on their home for maximum privacy while allowing their friends to be there.”

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  1. Bichon says:

    Yay.

  2. Kiddo says:

    HAHA! This makes me irrationally happy.

    • mimif says:

      On a scale of 1 to 5150, how insane do you think the comments will get here today?

    • Snazzy says:

      LoL! Congrats to them. I find them strangely well suited, so I’m glad they weren’t part of the #SummerofBreakups #MaryPoppinsIsTheOnlyNannyWorthHiring

    • Mimz says:

      Great News for them. It’s such great news and the Trolls will have the rest of the YEAR to make up some conspiracy theories to explain every little tiny detail they can find.
      😀
      I’m glad for her, hope it lasts!!

    • LA Juice says:

      me too! I love that no matter what personality traits the media and celebrity blogs assign Jen, she just does her own thing. Everyone wants to believe she wanted media presence for her wedding- and she clearly did everything she could to avoid it- I mean a Wednesday wedding in the first week of august- no one who wants the media involved does that.

  3. mimif says:

    PAGING MAYA, Maya are you here yet??

    • Kiddo says:

      Uh…oh, You know you in danger, right?

      #Jen&VonBrow4evah
      #MilesTellerLikeabiltiltyFoundation
      #BoraBoraNOTCabo

    • Jegede says:

      @mimf – Lol.

      And I usually avoid Triangle posts completely, but gave in for the wedding, and yesterday comments were HILARIOUS!

      So here we go!

      • mimif says:

        I just finished reading yesterday’s comments (yay for insomnia) and wow, there’s some next level cretinism happening there. Only thing missing is an appearance from marc . PAGING MARC .!

      • Jegede says:

        Whose Marc?

        And yep its begun. By the same (best ignored IMO)!!

        But still………… *Count Dracula laugh*.

      • mimif says:

        marc . is a fabulous (albeit very sporadic) poster here whom I suspect holds multiple awards from various Men’s Rights Advocacy groups. Ain’t no sunshine when he’s gone.

      • NUTBALLS says:

        mimif, MarK isn’t going to answer if you spell his name WRONG.

        Next time you see him will you send him over to the Hiddles threads? They may go the Cumberbatch route this fall and we need his sunshine.

        and THUNDER.

      • mimif says:

        SHOW YOURSELF MARC/K . AND END THIS QUIBBLING ONCE AND FOR ALL!

    • Maya says:

      I got your message and here I am.

      Don’t worry I have promised to be nice to Jennifer from now on so no negative comments from me anymore. In fact I will slowly stop commenting on stories about her completely.

      • Artemis says:

        If it’s anything like your previous promise then we’ll be seeing you around.

      • mimif says:

        Tapering is good, lessens the withdrawal symptoms.

      • Maya says:

        Umm Artemis that was a new year resolution which lasted around 6 months if I may say so.

        A promise is different because in my family once you give a promise that’s it.

        I know you will be missing me around Jennifer’s threads because you are clearly obsessed with me and my comments but this thread will be my last ever thread about Jennifer I will comment on.

        You can take that to the bank.

      • funcakes says:

        Maya! What are you going to do when The Leftover” come on and they start speculating that Justin and Tyler are having an affair?

      • Artemis says:

        You still broke it and you admitted you have to stop yourself from commenting which makes you obsessed. There are many AJ and JA threads that I read but don’t feel/bother commenting on. It’s not a conscious effort unlike with you. I enjoy reading and occasionally commenting as gossip is supposed to be FUN and a way to escape. You take it so seriously that you admit it has become an unhealthy habit. Chill a bit, you know?

        A lot of the times I think it’s the fact that you know that you are very antagonizing in a community that doesn’t display a lot of the Jolie hate you always seem to bring up in JA threads to justify your presence there. It gets you attention to the point where people look for YOU, a stranger, instead of focusing on the gossip. For that reason alone, you’ll stick around.

        I don’t mind you actually, you’re funny but what you said yourself today is kinda sad.

      • Sullivan says:

        Maya, you be you! No one is obligated to read your comments. If all the comments were the same it would get boring quickly.

    • Emma - The JP Lover says:

      @Maya …

      Don’t feed the Sharks … and have a wonderful day. 🙂

      • Paige says:

        After reading a few of these comments involving the mess from yesterday, I feel like I’m sitting in a high school lunch room. As a frequent visitor, it happens a lot on here.

    • Peggy says:

      She,ll never stop riding Angie’s and Brad’s back, Maddox’s Birthday.

    • Brodie says:

      Hahaha @Maya. A new golden couple has been crowned!

  4. MrsBPitt says:

    Congrats to the happy couple! I read at People.com that Jen’s father wasn’t there either. She really has some bad relationships with her family members! I’m kinda happy Courtney Cox was her matron of honor…at least her friendships last a long time, even if her family relationships don’t….

    • Toot says:

      Yeah, I thought she was at least still close to her father.

    • Jegede says:

      Sigh. Y’all just can’t help yourselves………………..

      • Jegede says:

        @Tarsha *Edit*
        Won’t even bother.

      • Tarsha says:

        Jegede all they are talking about is the parents. I too, thought her father would be there, for sure. In fact I wondered what old Victor was looking like now (can’t get DOOL in my country anymore) and was thinking he may be in a couple of photos. Jumping on people for even the most harmless comment is no less silly and is simply partisan bullying. Edit: Sigh. It’s like banging your head against a brick wall.

      • Amy Tennant says:

        I was hoping to see Victor, too, Tarsha!

    • Jayna says:

      She has a close relationship with her father. She always seems to talk highly of their relationship.

    • Carmen says:

      So what about his family? Have they even met her yet?

    • Luca76 says:

      No Victor Kiriakis at the wedding? Ouch

    • norah says:

      any idea if any of his family people were there?

  5. Maya says:

    Since I have decided to be nice – I won’t say anything about Jennifer except congratulations. I do love wedding dresses so would love to see hers as well.

    But I do have a general question – it has been reported that Chelsea Handler or few more are joining them on the honeymoon. Do people really do that? I personally would never invite anyone – family or friends to my honeymoon.

    PS: Funny that her stans claimed she is private and yet here we are getting information after information.

    PPS: None of Jennifer’s family members including her father attended. I know she doesn’t have a close relationship with her mother but I would have thought her father would have attended.

    • mimif says:

      Who are you and what have you done with The Real Maya?

    • Goats on the Roof says:

      If you’re going to say you’ll stick to saying nice things, you may want to avoid immediately following that up with jabs about a person’s privacy and family issues. Just a tip. Another? Given your posting history, I’m not sure you should be calling out anyone’s stans. Like, ever.

      Would it be so difficult to say congratulations and move on? You don’t have to like Jen, but sermons about all her faults seems excessive.

      • Maya says:

        If I have to stop negative comments then you have to stop taking everything I say as jabs.

        Privacy comment was to her fans while the family issue was a genuine question. I am really surprised her father was not there since they appear to be close.

      • Goats on the Roof says:

        LOL, that’s not how it works. You don’t get to behave in a way that’s generally inexcusable, promise to get better, fail at that, and then demand that everyone just start giving you a pass. People will treat you as you’ve earned being treated until you’ve earned being treated in a different manner. Life lesson. With that said, I sincerely hope you’re able to taper down and spend less time on the negativity. It’s something I have to remind myself to do anytime I see a Kardashian post. “Just keep scrolling, Goats, nothing to see here,” and all that.

      • Tarsha says:

        Goats, I’ve seen a lot more ‘generally inexcusable behavior’ by people other than Maya such as people sneering and mocking slyly which is rather junior hih. At least Maya was good enough to offer to try to be nice, so far I haven’t seen others do so, so credit where it’s due.

    • Abbott says:

      That vow to be nice lasted about two paragraphs.

    • funcakes says:

      Good job, Maya. 🙂

    • Red Snapper says:

      What a lovely sentiment.

    • tracking says:

      Maya, I feel confident she was stalking Jolie in the whole not inviting her father thing.

    • Artemis says:

      Most celebs claim they’re private but info about private events still get released.

      Maybe her father was there and it hasn’t been reported or maybe he doesn’t want it to be reported. I’ve never heard gossip or statements from her dad.

      • Amy Tennant says:

        I remember her dad walked her down the aisle at her first wedding. I was hoping to see him since I know him from Days of Our Lives. I’m not going to judge on her wedding though. I assume she and Justin did it the way they wanted to do it. For me, personally, if I ever have another wedding (I hope not), I’m going to do it very casually. I already had the big do, and so did Jen. I’m also not going to judge people who have big splashy, 2nd, 3rd, 4th etc weddings. You do you.

    • funcakes says:

      They’ve been together for a while and they’re an older couple. Maybe them being alone is no longer such a big deal.

    • NUTBALLS says:

      Maya, They’re using the Ryan and Blake tactic and once again, it works:

      “When it comes to publicity moves, a secret marriage is perhaps the most brilliant: You appear as if you’re avoiding publicity at the very moment you double interest in the event. You appear humble, private, and exclusive, even as you generously release information. Instead of one magazine cover, you get weeks’ worth; instead of one story, you get dozens of them, each divulging a newly discovered detail.”

      http://www.vqronline.org/articles/rules-game

      • funcakes says:

        Like Ashston Kusher. The public had no idea until his wife announced it on a talk show.

    • minime says:

      calling out the “stans” is kinda funny giving your own behaviour…

      I still remember when you spread in some thread that I would be 1) mimif commenting with another nickname b) a “fake commenter”, just because I had the nerve to say something positive about JA (when actually I’m not even a fan of her…but hey, it’s true I can’t follow crazy!).
      People like you take the fun away from these threads…what a level of investment and everything that Artemis said upthread.

      I’m totally traumatized since you mixed me with mimif.

      • Kiddo says:

        I would be honored to be mistaken for mimif. *shrugs*. I’m gonna mimif-stan.
        mimif is the only celebrity who has howling moon dogs and a free drone account at Amazon.

        #mimifoonie

  6. NewWester says:

    I am waiting for the headlines on In Touch ” Brad and Jen have a tearful phone call on her wedding day” or “Angie furious over Brad’s phone call to Jen”

    • funcakes says:

      They will have gossip for years to come:
      ” Justin involved with co star. Jen calls Brad for comfort. Angelina storms out into the arms of……..Chelsea Handler!
      Zahara files for emancipation! “

  7. Jayna says:

    I read Robert Downey, Jr., was there also.

    Jason Bateman adores Jennifer. That’s his crush if he had been single.

  8. lucy2 says:

    That’s sweet Courteney was her maid of honor. Sounds like a small, nice wedding.

    • Jegede says:

      Yes. But I really really want to see her dress.

      Aniston’s body during the Friends series was the bomb!
      Helen Bexendale could never stop commenting in interviews on how on point it was.

  9. Esmom says:

    Good for them. As I said yesterday I think it feels extra sweet because of all the breakup/divorce/nanny news leading up to it.

  10. Mara says:

    How many pregnant speculation headlines and magazine covers will there be now?

    • Colette says:

      I am sure some tabloid will have a “Honeymoon Baby” headline in the coming weeks.After that they will start the” Poor Jen” divorce stories.””Poor Jen” realizes she made a mistake getting married.They are living separate lives.”

  11. Astrid says:

    I never thought I would see the day that Jen would actually get remarried!

    • GoodNamesAllTaken says:

      I will have to eat my hat. I thought they would never get married, and said so several times. I’m shocked. Congratulations to both of them!

      • Greyson says:

        Yea, me too.. I’m shocked the wedding actually happened. One can hope this will be the end of the uncool bermuda triangle!

    • sills says:

      Ditto, I have to eat my words because I was sure they were headed for a break-up. I’m pleasantly surprised to be proved wrong. Many happy years to them.

    • Lucky Charm says:

      Like I said in the other thread, he doesn’t seem the type to finally get married and not have his family there; so I wondered if they actually did in fact get married, or was it just a big party to throw everyone off the scent, so to speak? I wouldn’t put it past her to throw a pretend “secret wedding” just to shut everyone up, and then she and Justin can continue as they have been without any more questions of when are they getting married, etc.

  12. tracking says:

    Bora Bora, nice. Didn’t they gp last year? Maybe scoping it out for wedding and/or honeymoon purposes, suggesting the planning has been in the works for a while.

  13. Jessica says:

    They probably chose the 5th because they wanted to be close to Theroux’s birthday/their engagement date, but didn’t actually want to celebrate his birthday and their anniversary on the same date. Plus it gave them the element of surprise, TMZ didn’t scramble fast enough to get overhead pics of the ceremony taking place, probably because they initially thought all the set up and people coming and going was planning for an event on the 10th. They obviously got some paps at her gate taking pics of the guests arriving, but they couldn’t get a chopper (or drone? it’s probably a drone these days right?) in the air quick enough to catch the actual ceremony. I’m betting on the 10th they would have had ‘eyes in the sky’ all day.

    I’m glad Cox was maid of honour, hopefully now everyone will drop the idea that there’s some kind of feud between them.

  14. Eleonor says:

    Hello Mr. and Mrs Thanniston !

  15. funcakes says:

    Wishing the happy couple the best.
    Glad Handler was not matron of honor. And I hope to heaven she did not make the toast.

    Wish her dad could have made it. I think he has health issues. He always look frail when I see him on tv.
    I also wish that her mom could have attended. I would have hired a minder to escort her. But it sounds like her mom was too much of wet blanket by all of Jennifer’s accounts.
    Good luck everyone!

    • Jessica says:

      I thought the same. He’s 82yrs old, he lives in NY and he still works. There’s a pretty good chance he wasn’t up to making the short trip if he had to film this week.

      • Jerry says:

        Her father doesn’t live in NY. He lives in , Calabasas. CA. Days of Our Lives is shot in HW.

        Color me surprised that he wasn’t there and color me surprised that this wedding actually happened.

        Congrats to them.

    • Tarsha says:

      By her poor mother’s accounts, it seems her mother could say the same thing about Jennifer. And I get that she is not a family orientated person, but couldn’t she have held the wedding in New York for her father, if he was that important to her? She seems rather cold and unfeeling, to me. I wonder if her brother was there?

      • Colette says:

        Where was Justin’s family? Were they there? This is first marriage.Jen’s dad attended her other wedding.

      • funcakes says:

        I thought about that after making my comment. No one ever reports on her brother. Maybe that’s a good thing so he can have so on privacy.
        I know there’s two sides to every story but I believe it was reported that Jennifer’s mother had a hard time telling her she was pretty. Then she went to the paper to discuss Jennifer which did not go over well. Either way I hope they find closer one day.

      • mimif says:

        She was married before?

      • Kiddo says:

        mimif Oh you.

        #iliveforthemimiftroll!

      • Abbott says:

        @mimif apparently to some dude named Bart. Not sure what happened to him.

      • Tarsha says:

        I recall her mother Nancy Dow was being interviewed about a hobby she had, but it turned out they edited it to be about Jennifer. Aniston was understandably upset, but she should know how these tv reporters and editors work. She blamed her poor mother for it, and it wasn’t even her fault! Her mother tried to reach out to her, but Aniston just ignored her, and then started dissing her in papers. So Nancy was left with no choice but to tell her story. I felt for her. Even worse, Aniston called her a disease, continuously, then called her a cancer, and previous to that, barely visited her when she had a stroke and was in hospital. I’d be devastated if my daughter turned out like that and treated me that way. Nancy was really done wrong by her own daughter.

    • Wooley says:

      Yeah him not being there doesn’t mean they are on bad terms

      • sophie says:

        I read on one site (People, maybe) that Jen & Justin’s table was family only. Aside from the fact that Star/Radar called her mom (I think they have her on speed dial) there has been no mention yet of what family members were there. Since they were trying to keep this a secret, I can see why they didn’t want her mom there since she can’t keep a secret.

    • Jegede says:

      @ funcakes – I think you’re observations are spot one.

      As opposed to it being Aniston being cold and unfeeling towards her pops.

    • doofus says:

      I see so many people bash her for not having a good relationship with her mother.

      news flash folks…some folks just DON’T. some people have toxic families and it’s better for their own mental health to not be involved with/engaged with one or more family members. I wouldn’t bash anyone for that, except for Cruise who does it for his cult.

      I don’t think most of the folks bashing her really care about her familial relationships and express this faux concern about it (or her “poor mother”) so they can constantly point out how “cold” she is. people don’t choose their families, they’re stuck with them unless they decide to avoid them and not everyone is lucky enough to have good relations. I think this issue is not something to hold against her.

      • Esmom says:

        Yeah, family relationships can be such delicate, complex minefields and there’s no way to ever really know what’s going on. Heavy stuff in many cases. Who are we to judge anyone’s family/parental ties?

      • Tarsha says:

        I would agree with you if it was only her mother not her entire family. Usually a person is on speaking terms with at least one family member. She had Thanksgiving with a woman she met 2 months prior. Now to me at least, that says something. I’m not blind to reality that some family can be toxic, I have personal experience with that with an aunt and 2 uncles on my mother’s side. However she never associates with any of her family, and never has even acknowledged that she has a brother. I think, after awhile, to be fair, you really have to start realising where the problem is.

      • doofus says:

        “I’m not blind to reality that some family can be toxic,”

        though you sure seem to be with this woman.

        “Usually a person is on speaking terms with at least one family member.”

        and she is, with her father. it’s likely he didn’t attend because his health is not so good right now, so the story goes.

        “However she never associates with any of her family”

        except her father…

        to add, you know this how? you have a camera on her 24/7? this surprise wedding proves that she can go under the radar when she wants, so who’s to say that she doesn’t associate with her other family outside of the pap lenses?

        yeah, I know where the problem is…it’s with judgy mcjudgersons who have no idea of some people’s family dynamic and judge them for it.

        I know you don’t like her, and you’re entitled to that opinion, but I just think this is one area where people should lay off her.

      • Jegede says:

        @doofus.

        Gurl you’re on it.

        Agree with every single one of your points along with the ‘faux concern’ line.

    • Carmen says:

      Is he completely alienated from his family? None of them seem to have been in attendance.

      His family is quite literary. His two uncles, Paul and Alexander Theroux, and his cousin Marcel Theroux, are all famous novelists. Another cousin Louis Theroux is a news reporter. Justin himself is a screenwriter. Aniston has said she doesn’t read anything but self-help books. I’m getting a visual of the whole family sitting around the dinner table discussing books or current events while Aniston is staring emptily off into space twirling her hair.

      • DiamondGirl says:

        How would you know if they were not there? Out of the 70something number mentioned, only a few names are specified.

        I think Jennifer even said once that they would elope but Justin’s mother would be so mad if they didn’t have a wedding.

      • Carmen says:

        Don’t you think, if his family had been there, they would have mentioned it? Especially since they mentioned her family was not present.

        Actually, I don’t think Justin’s mother or his other relatives would have cared one way or another.

  16. Heather Muntean says:

    Congratulations!!

  17. Nessa says:

    I mean, good for them! No snark or criticism… Just a simple congrats. I’m not an Aniston fan, but I am glad for her that she finally is settled and happy in her life.

  18. Olive says:

    i hope we get at least one picture of her wedding dress. I don´t care for the guests or him, i just want to see wedding dresses 🙂
    It was a beautiful summer/garden wedding. So i would choose a long flowing dress, something slim and light… maybe one shoudler or thin straps. Perfect for a summer night.

  19. Insomniac says:

    Good for them (meant sincerely). I don’t suppose this will finally put an end to The Eternal Triangle?

  20. The Original G says:

    So, it’s the end of an era. She’s finally ridden her post divorce identity to the end of the road and taken a hand at writing herself a new storyline. It’s been a long time coming. Hope they’ll be happy.

  21. Hethre79 says:

    OK, so I am guessing that the way this was written and some of the comments are in direct relation to JA’s victim act and likely her relationship with JT, but I can’t help but be skeeved out by the “She finally got him down the aisle” rhetoric. It’s feels so sexist and 1950s. I don’t follow them closely enough to know, is it common knowledge that she was pressuring him or something?

    • chaser says:

      Yup I agree. That and the whole “so glad she finally settled down”.

      Ladies, can;t be happy and settled without marriage right?

  22. NGBoston says:

    OK– so since this really did happen… I do truly wish the best for her.

    Wonder how long she will let him continue with his rumoured dalliances on sets/production with other females? This has been out there a long time.

    She deserves better if these rumours are facts.

    ((Sigh, Oh, Jennifer!))

    Am I the only one hoping the Media will just leave her alone with the kids thing and cease with the baby bump false reports? I do believe that ship has already sailed and it is a Woman’s Right to change her mind if she does not want to have children.

    This does nor make Anniston insincere, either— at one point and time I am
    sure she really did desire to be maternal. She is older now and more comfortable with herself and her lifestyle so don’t think it’s fair for the Public to pass any critical
    judgement of her on this one! Stay out her her Womb and all of our Wombs for that matter.

    And lastly— I get the vibe this dude is only around for a future meal ticket. Maybe I am off there but don’t think so. May I say also I finally got around to watching CAKE and do think Anniston was underrated. Oscar worthy– Probably not but .. surprise– after years of predicatble Rom-Coms and even some Comedy– girl can act. She did a good job in that picture, I liked it and was pleasantly surprised.

  23. db says:

    Congratulations to them, especially for pulling it off. 70 guests really is on the small side, which I like. I’ve never warmed up to Justin though. There’s something sleazy about him, but that’s probably just a reflection of the sickly glow cast by Terry Richardson.

    • funcakes says:

      Yeah, that friendship makes me give Justin the side eye. Like water seeking it own level. Hope I’m wrong.

  24. Liberty says:

    imaginaryChickenRancher: —– where? But, that’s not Mexico! You said our glamorous five star honeymoon surprise destination had four letters in its name, my cinnamon-hued oily-tummed caged fighter of legal lust-bouts!

    imaginaryBrowShepherd: Oui, oui, and, eet does, my babe — twice! Now, pardonne moi, my well-brushed watery wonderminx, I must hie away to make zis call I forgot to make, before zey have us board zee seelvery rocket to love!

    iCR: Well, okay, my shoe-polished sweet potato of passion. I’ll be waiting here, I was going to polish my engagement ring with this mountain dew anyway.

  25. FingerBinger says:

    Justin and Jennifer are full of surprises. They get married and they honeymoon in Bora bora not Cabo.

  26. norah says:

    thank goodness she is married now – lets hope that there wont be any headlines for a while at least

  27. nani says:

    It was high time for both to get married. I don’t understand why so many focus on thier marriage. JA seems fat and old in all those photos. Not pretty anymore. And we all know that TMZ had already some kiind of information about the party.
    So, not so private as their PR is trying do sell.

    • Carmen says:

      Oh good heavens, 46 is not “old” and she is in good shape for a woman her age. And while I am definitely not a fan of hers, I will give her props for (finally) dressing more her age instead of trying to still look like a 20 year old ingenue.

      That tired hairstyle is a whole other issue I’m not getting into.

    • WillowS says:

      Wow. I guess it’s a crime to be a 40+ female. Fat and old? Please! She’s definitely neither. It really bothers me when people who are objectively not even chubby are called fat. Maybe I’m more sensitive to this because I used to be anorexic-I don’t know-I think it’s mean and unhealthy.

      In term of the “old” comment…@Nani I’m guessing you are in your teens or 20’s? Guess what-if you are lucky you too will be “old” one day. I’m 42 and you wouldn’t believe how quickly time passes-it seems like I was in my 20’s just a few years ago. If you’re alive, you age-that’s life.

    • E.M. MAXX says:

      First …get your eyes checked
      And if that’s , ” fat and old “, then sign me up !!!!!!!

  28. iheartgossip says:

    yawn. que the divorce.

  29. Adaobi says:

    I really don’t get this jenifer Aniston hate. I mean you guys practically worship brandi because someone wrecked her home but no Angelina is an Angel and jennifer the devil. Why can’t you guys be happy for her? She got married yesterday and you guys are already predicting doom. Celebitchy and co, can’t you wish her well and move on? Must you be sarcastic and negative about everything jenifer? Give it a rest already. And what do you mean by “she got him to marry her”? Are you their room mate or something, that you think you know the dynamic of their relationship. What if it’s Justin that really wanted the wedding, why do you enjoy portraying her as a clingy needy female? Just remember that you don’t know these people personally and what you think you know is based on assumptions. Mchew.

    • Amelie says:

      I don’t like Brandi and it is Aniston’s fans who are attacking Jolie instead of being happy for her. Why can’t you go to those sites that are attacking Angelina when she hasn’t done anything wrong instead of celebrating for Aniston? You realise you are attacking the wrong people? Aniston’s fans come here to troll, that’s ok with you? Why can’t people just be happy for Jen, and leave Angelina alone already?

      • Lissanne says:

        First of all, I haven’t seen one person on THIS site attacking Angelina or Brad on the threads discussing the Aniston/Theroux wedding. I don’t see any Aniston fans “trolling” on this site. I’m not even clear whether the people saying nice things can be classifed as Aniston “fans.” Maybe they are just nice, normal people who like to see other people be happy. And all of this talk about, well, Aniston fans say all of this horrible stuff about Angie on these other sites – give it a rest. Using that to justify anything, that you or other posters do, well that is the true essence of troll logic. There’s nothing that can justify some of the nasty attacks on these two women-and certainly not the “well, XXXs fans were mean first” crap.

    • Carmen says:

      Look on the positive side. If she did “get him to marry her” she can chalk up quite an accomplishment. After all, he didn’t marry the woman he lived with for 14 years previously. (Of course, by this time Heidi has probably realized she dodged one helluva bullet. At least, I hope she has.)