Dina Lohan tries to take 15 year-old Ali to nightclub, gets turned away

Dina Lohan and Ali Lohan
Hardly a week goes by when one of Lindsay Lohan’s parents doesn’t do something to remind us how she was coached from a young age to achieve her unique level of wasteful, underemployed infamy. Dina Lohan’s “why are they censoring me” Twitter account turned out to be a phony, but many people were fooled into believing it was her because she’s not the sharpest tool.

Dina’s latest stunt involves some stupidity mixed with a sense of entitlement and a dose of poor mothering. She tried to get her youngest daughter Ali, 15, into a nightclub. When she was turned away she used the “don’t you know who I am?” line.

When a 46-year-old mom wants to take her daughters out for a special night, a Hollywood nightclub might seem a curious choice. Not so for Dina Lohan, who took Lindsay, 22, and Ali, 15, to Villa on March 25, Us Weekly reports.

“Do you know who I am?” Dina protested when they were turned away at the door because of Ali’s age.

“You’re making a huge mistake. Huge!” Lindsay added.

[From MSNBC’s The Scoop]

Do you think there is any hope for Lindsay to escape the pervasive, lifelong negative influence of her parents? Could she go to therapy and/or another part of the country and stop shopping long enough to have a fulfilling life? She’s probably spent enough in the past few years to fund her entire family’s retirement comfortably, including her brother and sister. Instead all she’s left with are heaps of designer clothing, handbags, hair extensions, a tumultuous relationship, and a tan that’s slightly less orange than it was last year. Is that any more hollow than the rest of our lives due to sheer volume of wasted resources?

You hear stories about moms trying to get 15 year-olds into nightclubs and you just want to protect their children. If it’s too late for Lindsay, maybe there’s still hope for Ali. She’s probably been in plenty of other bars that haven’t turned her away though.

Ali and Dina Lohan are shown on 10/27/08 at an event for Animal Fair Magazine. Credit: PRPhotos

Dina Lohan and Ali Lohan

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  1. Kat says:

    Dina is a pathetic excuse for a parent.

  2. alynn says:

    Oh my goodness…this can’t be true…what kind of mother you are Dina Lohan?? Don’t you have enough with your troubled daughter – LesLo???

  3. GuyIncognito says:

    She’s 15?!?! She looks 35!

  4. Alecto says:

    How come this doesn’t surprise me?

  5. mel says:

    The Lohans need mental evaluations! What kind of parent would take their 15 yr old to a bar.

  6. neelyo says:

    As soon as I saw the headline I knew that Dina tried to pull that ‘Don’t you know who I am?’ crap. She’s insane if she thinks anyone gives a crap about the Lohans anymore.

  7. Roni says:

    Dina Lohan, is a skank whore that didn’t need ANY kids! Even when my child is of LEGAL age…I won’t be going to any bars and clubs with her!

  8. BEEBEEC says:

    Well Dina knows you have to show the young kid the ropes and get her introduced to the right clients and connections before she becomes a used item and the rich and criminal like the young and somewhat naive and will pay big bucks for that. I am sure Alli is begging her mother night and day to get a move on with the career and dating so she can slut her way to riches like sis and toss her mother in a gutter and step on her on her way out to freedom with some sugar daddy.

  9. HEB says:

    I feel like if they weren’t the Lohans they probably would have gotten in. Hey, Hef manages to get his underage girlfriends into clubs all the time.

  10. kmk says:

    This picture shows a 15 year old GIRL with a tattoo, and cleavage that looks like she has implants. What is wrong with her Mom. She had to Ok both of those procedures. What a Loving, caring Mom~

  11. Mik says:

    Next she will get a nose job, so that she can have a Beautiful nose, just like her mom!!!

  12. lilred says:

    Because one child with drug and alcohol issues is not enough. Maybe they can go for the rehab group rate.

  13. ash says:

    I hate to see what Ali looks like when she’s 30. Woof.

  14. yadira says:

    GUY: if you think she looks 35 in that picture that was taken last year, she has probably aged 10 years in a more current picture

  15. Jen says:

    I’m always startled when the girls’ ages are mentioned. 22 and 15…they’re just babies, and yet their mother is perfectly ok with them destroying their lives. Ali always said she wanted to be just like Lindsay, and I have a feeling she’s going to be. Sad.

  16. caribassett says:

    Brilliant parenting. Good grief. How does this lady still have custody of her child?

  17. sarah says:

    Ugh. What a horrible person.

  18. ToddRH says:

    I try not to sya the “c” word but it defines this bitch to a “T”! She’s like the Kardasian sisters. Famous for being related to a non-star. Poor Ali!

  19. Lem says:

    why yes, I do know who you are and that is why you are not coming in here

  20. Zoe (the other one) says:

    Yuk, she really is one of the most abhorrent people.

  21. Blondie says:

    Says it all really. What a good role model!!

    I? wish I could raise my kids like Dina. how well they will turn out!!!!

    Whar is Linz going to do after her threat! The whole lot are deluded and totally unable to see it. They live in Lohanland whereby they are respected hollywood stars…unfotunately they are scum, immoral and a joke! There is no hope 4 Ali

  22. GuyIncognito says:

    Well, she looks like she’s been hanging around pubs for 20 years already and it isn’t a stretch to imagine her with a cigarette hanging out of her mouth and a pint of Guiness in her hand.

  23. aleach says:

    i was so disappointed when i found out dinas twitter acount was a fake…that was amazing.

  24. the original kate says:

    has she learned nothing from that trainwreck, lindsey? jackass.

  25. Cate says:

    That woman is so toxic, I just want to smack her around a touch, but I don’t think it would do anyone any favors. I feel bad for Ali, that woman is leading her straight to hell.

  26. Anoneemouse says:

    The answer to your question: “Do you think there is any hope for Lindsay to escape the pervasive, lifelong negative influence of her parents?” can be answered in the paragraph immediately preceding this sentence when Lindsay says, “You’re making a huge mistake. Huge!”

  27. daisyfly says:

    You know the saying “the apple doesn’t fall far from the tree”?

    Dina invented it.

  28. Blah Girls says:

    Ali is only 15? Dina should stop trying to get her to act like she’s 21

  29. Valensi says:

    That’s just absolutely ridiculous. Really, someone needs to get some Social Workers on Dina Lohan’s back and get Ali the hell out of there.
    Poor girl. What a delusional family.

  30. Lauri says:

    Why does CPS not get involved? There have been SOOOOOOOOOOOOOO many documented accounts of Dina Lohan’s lack of parenting skills. At 15 Alli is still an underaged, minor child and she should be protected.

  31. KateNonymous says:

    Sounds like Lindsay had just seen the conclusion of the shopping scene in Pretty Woman. And I guess Dina had just seen…well, who knows what she sees? Clearly not what the rest of us do.

  32. Kylie says:

    No wonder Lindsay is like she is.
    Why doesn’t child protection do something about Dina?

    Dina – your the one making the huge mistake.

  33. Jean says:

    A story on our local news tonight was about the district attorney’s prosecution of a mother who allowed her teenagers to drink at home. She bought the alcohol. The parents of a friend at the house at the time called the police and the mother was charged because the teenagers are under-age. So, what is the difference with what DL is doing? She is really pathetic, and I am so very sorry for her children. They are growing up to be the punch-line of jokes. As a mother, I cannot imagine another mom doing that to her children.

  34. gossipmonger says:

    Now HERE is a situation social services should get involved in. People rant and rave over Octomom being an undesirable parent. Dina tops her hands down.

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