Louis Tomlinson of 1D broke up with his pregnant gf, is dating an actress

louisdanielleLouis Tomlinson and Danielle Campbell

Whose turn was it to watch the 1D boys this week? Was it you? You by the fern? First Liam Payne cuts his long time girlfriend loose, then Niall Horan plays kissy face with Selena Gomez and now this: dreamy-eyed Louis Tomlinson, who accidentally knocked up Briana Jungwirth, a “very” close friend (or was for about 12 minutes 8 ½ months ago,) has callously dumped her! To make matters worse, the always-accurate Life & Style says he’s taken up with a Hollywood floozy. Somebody fetch me my pearls because Mother is gonna need to do some serious clutching:

“He dumped her,” a source tells Life & Style. Even worse: Briana — who’s due in January and had hoped he’d propose to her before their baby’s birth — didn’t see it coming.

“They had been trying to work things out the past few weeks during his One Direction tour. He even introduced Briana to his mom, Johannah,” the insider shares.

Although Louis doesn’t see his relationship with his baby mama working, he has “promised to love and support their child financially,” the source adds.

[From Life & Style]

He was supposed to propose! On the way to delivery room – it was going to be perfect! The hussy seen making time with Louis is Danielle Campbell from The Originals, according to MTV. The speculative couple were spotted together at Millions of Milkshakes in Hollywood… *record scratch* Uhm, there was a milkshake orgy in Hollywood and nobody called me? Anyway, these two strumpets indulged in not one but FOUR milkshakes that night; they might as well paint the receipt scarlet and wear it on their breast.

Speaking of receipts, Danielle paid because she has her own career and doesn’t need boy band cash – can I get a double snap?

So let’s recap: Louis spins the random roulette wheel one night and comes up with Briana who gets pregnant as a result. Either she got impregnated because she is a wanton gold digger set to destroy the greatest singing group since Boyzone or Louis forgot to wrap it because he has always wanted to be a human ATM.  Either way, they tried desperately to make this a Hallmark movie moment until he heartlessly tossed her to the curb to hook up with the Flavor of the Month.

Or

These are some fairly young, moneyed-and-famed folk who ended up with a little more on their plate than they had anticipated. In the midst of trying to define their new relationship of about-to-be-co-parents, one of them fell for a really cute and fun actress who is open to the fact that Louis is about to become a father and they are enjoying getting to know each other while Briana and Louis prepare for their imminent arrival.

I have no dog in this race – my stilettos have always been pointed in the Direction of Harry – so I am willing to think that everyone is handling this as well as young, suddenly famous people can.  Hopefully all involved are taking the baby seriously and that Briana is not getting the short end of the stick (again.)

The only thing we know for certain is that this is all Zayn’s fault!

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  1. NewWester says:

    Hecate, this was the funniest write up about 1D I have read in ages!
    You made me laugh so much this morning!

    • TeresaMaria says:

      +1

    • LadyMTL says:

      Seriously, this was so good! I am in a very grumpy mood this AM and this article has just improved my morning 10-fold.

      “…dreamy-eyed Louis Tomlinson, who accidentally knocked up Briana Jungwirth, a “very” close friend (or was for about 12 minutes 8 ½ months ago,) has callously dumped her! ” I see what you did there, lol.

      • Rachel says:

        I’m not sure what made me laugh the hardest – the 12 minute comment or the baby mama actually thinking he was going to propose.

    • susiecue says:

      LOL agreed! Thanks for the morning giggle. I have a young cousin who is a fanatic lil 1D’er. That sh*t is creepy.

    • Shambles says:

      Hecate is a jewel.

      I literally could not care any less about Huey Dewey Louis or whatever his name is, but this write up is giving me life on this dreary, sleepy morning.

    • kai says:

      Came here to say the same thing. Hecate’s awesome! “…. the greatest singing band since Boyzone”. Hee.

    • t.fanty says:

      Ummm, no. I take MASSIVE offence at the dissmissive nature of her comparison to Boyzone. WTF??

      #stephengatley4eva

      • Miss M says:

        I really liked Boyzone. But Westlife was part of my generation, loved them! hahaha

      • Beth says:

        I liked Boyzone too, and same, Miss M, I had a Westlife poster and all their cassettes/CDs back in the day!

      • Nilber says:

        I still love Westlife. When the debacle went down down with 1D it reminded me of McFadden leaving Westlife.

      • Beth says:

        Saaaame except on a larger scale like Robbie Williams leaving Take That. There were those suicide hotlines (I was too young but still remember that). And remember Geri leaving Spice Girls?

        Brian McFadden’s been such a dickhead in interviews after leaving though! Sounds really ungrateful.

      • delphi says:

        I see your Boyzone and raise you a Take That. Robbie was, is, and forever will be my man.

      • Other Kitty says:

        I am so completely clueless in this discussion of all these boy bands! What years were these!? Boyzone? Did I miss something, or are these all after my time? Duran Duran was my time… Maybe I’m too old LOL

    • Insomniac says:

      Seriously. I started reading and then scrolled back up to see who wrote this, because it was hilarious!

    • I Choose Me says:

      Right? You and me Hecate, we go together. Here I am giggling like a loon in my office hoping nobody asks me what’s so funny.

    • MoxyLady007 says:

      Is he Norman reedus’s little bro/clone?

      • EscapedConvent says:

        OMG! I see Norman Reedus too! Wondered if it was just me. His hair is awful, but looks cleaner than Norman’s.

        Also, this post was hysterical. I barely know who these people are, but I didn’t care because I was busy laughing. I hit my head on a pillow. Thanks, Hecate!

      • Carol says:

        Ha! Good call. I didn’t really see it till you mentioned it and yes, so Norman.

    • Lama Bean says:

      +1
      Digging your writing Hecate!

  2. Sixer says:

    “they might as well paint the receipt scarlet and wear it on their breast”

    Made me laugh out loud. I have no interest in 1D and associated shenanigans but y’know. Gotta leave credit where it is due!

    • Janiebelle says:

      I don’t know what made me click on this because I don’t even like 1d but I’m so glad I did!

  3. InvaderTak says:

    OMG that was awesome! Proposal on the way to the delivery room! Ha! Human ATM should be used regularly!

  4. Minxx says:

    LOL! I don’t know anyone involved in this triangle but I did enjoy your write up :)

  5. Yoohoo says:

    I don’t think they were really together when she got pregnant so I don’t know why they’d be together now.

  6. Size Does Matter says:

    I kind of believed it till I got to the four milkshakes part.

  7. Elisa the I. says:

    Hecate, you are on fire! :*

  8. littlemissnaughty says:

    LMAO That is how you cover 1D! Love it.

    Also, were they even dating? I thought they were just baby-having friends?

  9. Louise177 says:

    I thought they weren’t together anyway. So I’m baffled about this break up story. When they announced the pregnancy Briana was called her a friend. Seems like a a one night stand that they are making the best of.

    • KendraWM says:

      He flew her to London for the shows they did there and to meet his family. Some took it as they are together they are going to work. I took it as, Mom here is the girl I knocked up and who you will be face timing with if you want to see your grandchild.

  10. Allie says:

    This girl’s family has tried to cash in on this pregnancy the whole time. It was a brief hookup when she got pregnant, so why would she hope for a proposal? And of course she met his mom, she’s having his baby!

    Also, this girl is a dead ringer for his ex girlfriend. Team Eleanor.

  11. Erinn says:

    Well – that’s the thing right? He has no obligation to date her, or marry her, or anything like that. His only obligation is to be a fair co-parent, and a good dad. That’s it.

    I hope that she wasn’t really expecting a proposal over the pregnancy, because that makes it seem a lot more gold-diggery. I hope that it’s just another sexist spin.

    The “he even introduced her to his mom” part had me though. NO SH*T. She’s about to give birth to her grandchild – I feel like it’s just common decency to introduce yourself prior to popping up in the hospital room.

    • Louise L says:

      Well written Erinn.

    • Louise L says:

      I really think it is mean calling someone so young a ‘floozy’ in an article. It’s not funny.
      Louis is gorgeous (especially when he wears his hair differently to the above photos) and has a lovely personality who is very loyal and affectionate with the people he loves. His mum truly has done a wonderful job raising him. He will be there for his child! As for Harry and Louis – they are just best friends. I wish I had a beautiful friendship like that in my life. Give their new album a go – you will be surprised. I am only a new fan of ID and love their new album. They are actually nice guys. Sass Louis you need to forgive a bit easier though!

  12. pretty says:

    this guy and zyan? are the hottest! and wow he really does look like norman reedus!

  13. Lindy79 says:

    Bonus points for the use of the word “strumpets”

  14. vauvert says:

    Meh. Teen drama. The only one to feel sorry for in this mess is the baby. Even if this floppy haired muppet who has no business being a father provides financial support, that still doesn’t make up in any way for the child growing up with these two as parents: one who by accident or design got pregnant with a rich, successful boyband-er and saw it as a good way to get cash, and the other who is careless enough and stupid enough to get a one night/very casual hookup pregnant and thinks that sending her a check every month will make it all ok. I hope I am very wrong, and she will turn out to be a loving and wise mother, and he will remember to call, visit, and be present in the child’s life but I am not holding my breath.

  15. Herzog says:

    Boy, he is some ugly fella, this beard and hair, he looks like a homeless

  16. Nicole says:

    Best recap on 1D lol
    I always feel sad for anyone that feels a baby means you get the ring. Babies aren’t band aids and ultimately the baby is the biggest loser in the mess

  17. Mia4s says:

    Oh FFS! Look no shame on the casual sex but seriously when did sex education stop covering condoms and the pill?

    They’re both idiots. She will just have to make due with child support and no one giving a damn.

  18. easi says:

    I just feel so bad that in this day, they still have to closet pop stars. It’s really not necessary. I saw him and Harry together once and they seemed nice.

    • Beth says:

      Agreed! They’re a lovely couple and it’s a shame about the closeting. Maybe because their target is teens who want to marry them?

    • WinnieCoopersMom says:

      I dont really follow the band that closely..but I have heard rumblings of this. Is this true? Is there any proof? I did Google Image search these two and there are a lot of pics of them holding hands LOL..I want to know more about this.

      • Beth says:

        Yeah it’s an open secret, at least in the UK industry. They have a home together in London that I know of (I won’t say where) as well. I remember Harry getting an injunction against paps taking photos of and near the house.

        I don’t really know where to point you to but tumblr is usually where these things are if you want to know more.

      • caroline says:

        No, it is not true. There is a part of fandom called Larries and they are just as scary and intense as the Supernatural fandom with Jared and Jensen. J2 tinhats and Larrie tinhats are exactly the same.

        Harry and Louis when not performing lead completely different lives.

      • Fluff says:

        Seriously, no. I couldn’t name a single One Direction song but I live in London and work in the entertainment industry (not music, but TV/film and often work with the same entertainment journalists who cover music) and I’ve literally never heard a whisper about this except on fanspaces online. I’ve heard gossip about Harry with other men, but never about them together.

        Honestly I’ve heard people say “oh it’s an open secret” about so many stan conspiracy theories. I remember someone once insisting that a relative of my partner (one of the guys from the reality show Queer Eye, if anyone remembers that) was actually straight and it was an open secret. Nope.

      • Beth says:

        Really? They looked super coupley to me although I may have misunderstood. It was earlier this year, when I saw them.

        I heard ‘open secret’ about the Gerrard scandal and then it went public so maybe I’ll wait this one out.

    • ghorbanifor says:

      keep dreaming. gay guys don’t impregnate groupies

  19. Bex says:

    I was hypothesising about this the other day with the Ronnie Wood becoming a father story. There really aren’t that many mega-rich male or female bands out there at the moment. If a gold-digger wants to go the pop/rock star route there are really only the wrinklies such as the Stones left or One Direction. I think that any gold digger with sense would now go the Miranda Kerr route to Silicon Valley billionaires.

  20. Jc says:

    Don’t be sad about missing Millions of Milkshakes. It is very tacky, overpriced and owned by former/current paparazzi. They named milkshakes after the likes of Lindsay Lohan so they would make photo ops back when it opened.

  21. Miss M says:

    This post was gold! hahahha
    “… Uhm, there was a milkshake orgy in Hollywood and nobody called me?”
    “… he has always wanted to be a human ATM”
    “…she is a wanton gold digger set to destroy the greatest singing group since Boyzone ”
    “,,,the always-accurate Life & Style… ”
    “The only thing we know for certain is that this is all Zayn’s fault!

    Escape can be smart! Is Hecate officially a CB writer?!! I hope so!

    • Naya says:

      Yep. Hecate killing it – and me.

    • GingerCrunch says:

      There was so much in that post I KNOW the stiletto comment just slipped your mind, Miss M!
      😉

      • Miss M says:

        GingerCrunch: you can’t blame me… Too many gold comments on it. I didn’t mention the receipt scarlet too, lol
        Naya: She is killing us all with laughter!
        What a riot!!!

  22. Anna says:

    Seriously. Whenever I see a picture of him I just laugh and laugh at the ridiculous hair.

  23. GlimmerBunny says:

    I might be a traditionalist but I didn’t find the writing on this post that good. Felt a bit try-hard. I hope the original CB writers aren’t leaving, they are the best :(

    • GingerCrunch says:

      Idk. I think if you’ve got that many 1D jokes, you really oughtta share ‘em.

    • Miss M says:

      GimmerBunny: writing style is something so particular. But…What do you mean by original? If it was meant to say the first writers in the site, only CB is the original.

    • Lou says:

      Genuinely thought i had mistakenly stumbled onto DListed by mistake

    • Farhi says:

      Try hard and lacking compassion.
      I feel the whole of CB is shifting in that direction last few months.
      Maybe that is what of people like and writers deliver what customers want , but it is not my cup of tea.

    • lobbit says:

      Yeah, it was a bit try hard but “A” for effort, I guess.

    • EscapedConvent says:

      More than one P.O.V. is a ~good~ thing, y’all. Should everyone have the same voice and style? How dull that would be.

  24. mimi says:

    Ha, awesome post!! keep it up hecate

  25. Norman Bates's Mother says:

    12 minutes? You’re giving him too much credit.

  26. Mrs Fonzieface says:

    Awesome post, the greatest singing band since boyzone gave me a big LOL

  27. I don’t find it funny cause its creepy, and his hair.

  28. Mimz says:

    Shame I do enjoy her on The Originals, although they’ve been giving her very little screen time lately. And she’s crazy beautiful.
    I’d advise her to stay away from baby drama, and crazy 1D fans but, this is probably some PR move to raise her profile, Cuoco Style (let’s hope she doesn’t get married to him for 72h). And I always thought Louis was the less .. everything from 1D (not that i care about the boy band but i lived for a year with a college housemate that was totally obsessed and had Harry styles’ face tattooed on her body. She wasn’t even 18…)

    The writing is funny but it took me a while to get it, but hey, i enjoyed it!!

  29. Butter Pecan says:

    This entire article was wonderful. Kudos to you, Hecate. Awesome name, btw. This is certainly giving Ms. Campbell some exposure, especially since she stars in a film that I think is still trying to get released. Personally, I’m waiting for the “Louis is not the father” story to break. Probably from People, shortly after she gives birth (if the baby is a girl named Elizabeth I will lmao).

  30. Farhi says:

    Don’t see what so funny in this situation.
    The whole mess is extremely sad.

    • Beth says:

      I wouldn’t worry about it too much. The way his team is handling it (irrespective of his feelings on the matter) suggests that they don’t believe the baby is his. There is no official rep confirmation, no family confirmation. Just half-hearted responses when directly cornered.

      She may have denied to take a paternity test until birth, in which case the whole thing should be over in a month (two months? IDK the timeline keeps changing every article).

  31. me says:

    Wow that’s f*cked up. I feel bad for the baby…no one else.

    • caroline says:

      It is sad because he’s been going out and partying, clubbing and with various women throughout the year. His family have been the ones who really has been handling the soon to be baby. He’s acting like a lot of guys who get a girl pregnant that they met in a club. He’ll be there financially, but emotionally???

  32. Snowflake says:

    Wow. She’s really naive if she thinks getting knocked up is going to make him marry her. Glad I’m not that young and dumb anymore

  33. Green Is Good says:

    Dude has Kate Gosselin’s old hairdo. Fugly.

  34. Argirl says:

    I really enjoyed the wit today. Well done!

  35. tealily says:

    He “even” introduced the mother of his child to the child’s grandmother?? Well, that has successful relationship written all over it!

  36. Leah says:

    Hahaha! Top post! Especially the bit about the greatest singing group since boy zone and how it is all zayns fault!

  37. Sarah says:

    She was in some movie called “Starstruck” that’s on Netflix, where the regular, everyday girl meets a pop star who falls for her.

    Funny how life plays out.

  38. John says:

    It’s promo… the dude is gay, he is not having a baby. Awful that he had to be closeted for 5 years when he didn’t want to be.

    • Sandra says:

      lmao you must be one of those Larry crazies who believe in the “mysterious management” and fake babies. Cumberbitches has been there few months ago too and they woke up to very unpleasant suprise.

  39. moira says:

    Great post Hecate. I hope to see more. Boyzone reference was hillarious.

  40. Jellybean says:

    I have no interest in 1D, I know quite a few people in the real world who have had opps! babies and, on the whole, they have done the best they can to sort the mess out for the good of the child and without going bankrupt. I can’t imagine how difficult it must be with the vultures circling and so much money on the line. So I have no comment to make on this specific case.

  41. Hooboy! says:

    I am going to celebrate the day this group no longer has to have this crappy PR machine spewing out tales for the unquestioning! Louis is a great guy who has been skewered by his own PR company (Thanks to Simon Cowell!) and I hope he sues when they switch over! There is no baby, no affair just paid participants. Free Louis!

  42. Sandra says:

    He has no obligation to date or marry an one-night-stand, however, Tomlinson is a great example of “apple does not fall far from the tree” saying. He is exactly like his biological father, good only for conceiving a child and leaving it later.