I’ll admit that I didn’t even notice that something was amiss until the Daily Mail pointed it out! These are photos from a few days ago of Amber Rose and her ex-husband (estranged husband?) Wiz Khalifa and their son Sebastian out and about in LA. Wiz and Amber fell apart rather spectacularly in the fall of 2014, with both Wiz and Amber throwing a lot of shade at each other, and both of them hurling accusations that the other cheated. So far, it doesn’t look like they’ve finalized the terms of their divorce, but it’s good to see them publicly playing nice for the sake of their child.

But the controversy! Amber is rather famous for her extreme hourglass figure. Her booty is really her most well-known asset, and she’s basically built a modeling career/celebrity persona out of the sheer fact that she has a huge, round butt. “It’s a living,” Kim Kardashian would say. But what if, like Kim, like Pippa Middleton, like Khloe Kardashian and so many women before her, WHAT IF Amber Rose’s ass was made of lies?!?! You can really only see it in a few of these photos, when the light hits her body at a certain angle, but yes, it certainly looks like… Amber Rose is wearing butt pads. Somewhere in LA, Pinocchio Butt just scoffed! Butt pads?! HOW GAUCHE. Seriously, though, look at this photo:

That’s not a visible panty line. That’s not some kind of lingerie. That’s a butt pad. Whoa. Amber has an ass of lies, y’all.

Photos courtesy of Fame/Flynet.