Gwyneth Paltrow is getting married, haven’t you heard? So I’m actually a little bit surprised that Gwyneth didn’t walk the carpet of the LA premiere of Avengers: Infinity War with Brad Falchuk. Where was Brad? Will Gwyneth and Brad (2.0) still do the “we don’t want to exploit our love by walking a red carpet together like peasants” thing? The thing about that is… the jig is up. Brad makes regular appearances on Goop covers and on her Instagram. Which is fine – but walk a red carpet with him too!! Anyway, Gwyneth is showing off her pre-wedding body in this Retrofete dress. You know what? Um… I don’t hate this? She looks really good. Her body looks great, the dress is cute, her hair isn’t a f–king mess and she actually seems happy to be there. Well done, Gwyn.
Robert Downey Jr. doesn’t have many more f–ks to give with the Marvel franchise. He didn’t even bring his wife Susan, which is shocking! Susan usually accompanies him everywhere. I like that he’s growing out his hair – it makes him look younger AND more distinguished, if that’s possible.
Here’s Brie Larson, aka Captain Marvel. She arrived with her fiance Alex Greenwald, but she also posed solo. This Carolina Herrera dress is a very bridal look! It’s not bad but it’s not the best either.
Photos courtesy of WENN.
Straight out of the Heidi Klum style guide.
I actually thought this was Heidi Klum when I saw the pic on Instagram.
Same plastic surgeon probably
My thoughts exactly!
Just coming down here to say something similar!
Oh my god – totally! I don’t like it. It looks like a top that’s missing a bottom piece. The hem rising on the sides makes it worse. She’s a bit too old for it. Sniff.
Yep! Came here to say that! Same colour s worn, same hair coloring, same surgeon (?)
It’s been a MINUTE since I’ve said OR thought this…but GWINNIE LOOKS HOT AF!!!!! I would…however…PAY HER GOOD MONEY to let go of that middle part…which looks good…ON NO ONE (hint…Jennifer)
I really like that dress on her but I do agree with the first comment that it is Klum-esque.
She would look SO much better with a side part and some loose waves or curls. I think some people can pull off a pin-straight center part but she isn’t one of them. She doesn’t have Sofia Vergara’s hair, you know?
Ladies in their 40’s love the middle parting because it hides the eye wrinkles on both sides of the face – from a lady in her 40’s who uses the middle parting for exactly that purpose.
I think the super bleached blonde does her no favours either, she needs a bit of a darker/warmer blonde tone.
She has really great legs – no one does micro minis quite like Gwynnie.
I came here to comment on her legs. They are strong and shapely – I am here for it. I want to see more women embrace muscle rather than have twiggy boney legs.
Hasn’t Gwyneth worn that dress before? Or something very similar fabric-wise? Like a longer version of it?
That’s actually one of Brie’s better looks.
Brie’s dress in a different color would be great. It fits her beautifully.
And I like Gwen’s dress but would like it better with another inch or two. It’s retro and she looks good in it – much better than her usual structural cuts.
I agree it’d be better a little longer. I like the fabric and styling, though her hair never looks good to me.
Is she in these movies or just Iron Man adjacent now?
Yes, another two inches and it would be great.
She forgot her pants.
Yes. She’s dressed like a nightclub hostess.
Exactly!
Brie Larson always looks so pissy. Girl, your life is pretty darn good so act accordingly. I would like Goop’s dress better if the hem was straight but she does look pretty overall. RDJ is my bae.💞
I think that is just how Brie’s face looks. I have a case of resting b*tch face myself, and I hate when people tell me to cheer up. I am fine, that is just how my face looks! Maybe she is the same way.
Yes goop!
I can’t stand Goop but this is a win in my book she looks fantastic
Yeah, she wears 1970s era fashion really well.
She’s always had amazing and sexy legs. She looks great.
+1 Her legs are beautiful and obviously make this outfit.
RDJ looks like a lil boy who got to go thru his dads suits and try them on. The suit is just so ill-fitting and makes him look bad
I’m a RDJ fan but I am so sick of seeing him wearing those tinted glasses. It was ok as a phase but I’m over it. They’re ugly and it just screams “I’m QUIRKEEEEE gize!”
Yes – that plus the glasses and the hair, not a good look overall.
Is this the same Alex Greenwald who was a former model and singer? He doesn’t even look like the same person! What on earth has he done to himself?
It is the same Alex Greenwald!! He was SO beautiful in those Gap commercials. Sigh.
I feel like this is 2 different outfits. The top is vintage Halston and the bottom beach wear.
All of them look really good, I must say. RDJ’s presence makes me smile, for some reason. Maybe it’s because he was really smiley? And Brie and Alex make a lovely couple.
RDJ needs to lose those glasses. I’m all for quirky glasses, I own some myself, but these aren’t working.
And Gwyneth looks fine, but that stick straight parted down the middle hair look is SO dated.
I have to say Goopy looks good. Her hair is looking slightly less fried but she still needs to cut some off, ditch the center part.
Can’t stand her, but really like this look.
People forget how banging Gwyneth’s body is. Her legs are insane. I usually hate dresses like this but she looks amazing. I watched some of her Instagram live from the premiere and the way the dress moved and sparkled was amazing.
Goop looks good. Love RDJ, but what is he wearing? Velvet pajama pants and a velvet blazer? Yes, zero effs!
I know. Yet he dyes his hair. I’ve always found him a bit much.
That’s a J-Lo outfit.
She does look really in shape, I have to admit.
I’m getting IVF hormone vibes from Gwyneth.
Oh god, could you imagine getting pregnancy advice from the Goop…
Yeah, we’d have do a side by side comparison with Gisele’s insufferable comments on pregnancy and child-raising.
She has a great body, but I hate that dress. Her makeup looks nice…that’s all I got.
She does look good for once with the exception of that lame az middle part.
She has an incredible body, but that hair and skin…it’s like she’s part health nut, part over-sunned beach bum.
RDJ’s style is horribe
Those are some crazy Elton John-looking specs!
Am I the only one who read retrofete as #covfefe? Yes? I’ll show myself out.
@soja Thank you for a good morning guffaw…lol
Yes, I agree – she looks really good. The dress and shoes look good; as does the make-up. A couple inches off the ends of the hair and a side part would make it great.
I give Gwyneth credit for resisting plastic face/tits/ass. She may have had treatments and some work, but she left her lips and her body alone.
[*She still looks like herself.*]
I know many on here do not like Gywenth but I think she looks really good and is a very pretty woman.