“Kim Kardashian, master of the lolipop” morning links

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– How To Suck A Lollipop By Kim Kardashian At The Sugar Factory [Hollywood Rag]
– ‘Heroes’ isn’t doing super well. Can the show be fixed? [Television.AOL.com]
Alan Cumming to Play ‘Spider-Man’ Villain [Moviefone]
Beyonce Helps Audience Member Put A Ring On It. Awww (video) [Radar Online]
– Transformers Cliff Notes [Cityrag]
– The Alba-Warrens’ Sunny Sunday [Celebrity Baby Scoop]
Kanye & Amber Rose Do The “Too Cool For The BET Awards” Pose [Bastardly]
Leighton Meester and Blake Lively share an ice cream cone for no reason whatsoever [The Blemish]
Keira Knightley finally gets hungry; snacks on a finger [Agent Bedhead]
Alanis Morissette and Five Other Singers Who Should Act More [Defamer]
– Did Anyone Catch Paris Hilton on Kathy Griffin’s Show Last Night? [Evil Beet]
– Is it worth $144 million to keep Simon Cowell on American Idol? [Seriously? OMG! WTF?]
Drea de Matteo Joins Desperate Housewives Cast [Bitten and Bound]
Bernie Madoff Sentenced To 150 Years, Just In Case He Discovers The Pool Of Youth From Cocoon [Best Week Ever]
Amy Winehouse is equal to 12,500 Legos. Imagine if she weren’t emaciated… [PopBytes]

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  1. PrincessJay says:

    Of course she knows how to suck a lollipop…she’s a wannabe porn star….what do you expect from a person like that?

  2. Miss X says:

    She’s sported that jeweled lollipop all over the place. I have some old IN TOUCH magazines with her sucking on those $20 lollipops there, so she obviously is getting paid. She’s known for the sex tape and being this sex “symbol” (use lightly) so whatever makes her happy…


  3. the original kate says:

    she’s a pretty girl but she needs to scrape off some off the makeup.

  4. Wench. says:

    The ‘Croydon Face Lift’ is looking a tad harsh.

  5. Annie says:

    And that’s why Reggie keeps her around.

  6. Sauronsarmy says:

    The jokes just write themselves.

  7. Leroy says:

    she looks hideous and deformed in that picture

  8. casey.in.co says:

    is it just me or is keira knightly drop dead gorgeous???

  9. Ana says:

    Have you ever noticed that when she talks she can pretty much only move her jaw and just a little of her eyebrows? I realize it sounds normal but her face is obviously frozen…already.

  10. Hieronymus Grex says:

    Too easy.

    I’m sure those mouth muscles are well-trained for that particular action. Now just slide it in and make the producers give you one more season of Keeping up with the Kardashians.