Miranda Lambert & her husband Brendan want you to adopt shelter puppies

I don’t care for Miranda Lambert that much – I think she would greatly benefit from comprehensive therapy, and I think she’s probably a terrible friend, a terrible girlfriend and a terrible wife. But I do like some things about Miranda, like the fact that she loves animals, and that she’s an outspoken advocate for animal shelters and for adopting shelter pets. Miranda posted this Instagram, above, and you can see that she’s using her young husband Brendan McLoughlin to help sell the cuteness of the puppies who are up for adoption. Smoke and Bandit are up for adoption and they are adorable. Miranda probably has seven to ten dogs already, in addition to cats, horses, ponies, etc. I guess she doesn’t want to adopt two more puppies.

Anyway, this is just a reminder that we said Miranda and Brendan wouldn’t last and… they’re lasting. They’ve been married about five months. I wonder if she’s feeling that itch yet. She might not have that itch because – just my opinion – Brendan is her perfect cheater match. I feel like this younger guy is ALL drama and mistresses and shenanigans. Which will keep Miranda interested for a time. Will they last through the summer? Your guess is as good as mine.

Here are some photos of Miranda and Brendan out in New York last week. He just looks like a total frat-bro to me.

Miranda Lambert and Brendan Mcloughlin are seen hauling luggage leaving their Manhattan apartment

Miranda Lambert and Brendan Mcloughlin are seen hauling luggage leaving their Manhattan apartment

Photos courtesy of Instagram, Backgrid.

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  1. Cinnaber214 says:

    He looks better in her picture when he’s not trying to do that weird part with his hair

    • Tris says:

      Is it a terrible part or an unfortunate scar? Either way it looks awful, but if the latter, I’m sure there are better cuts than this to work with the scar to even look cool.
      She is a gross pig and I love that she has a young golddigger to take her money when she gets up to her usual tricks.

  2. lucy2 says:

    There’s something Tom Brady-ish about him, but Tom Brady when he has doofy haircuts and looks like Lurch.
    But glad to see anyone promoting shelter adoptions.

  3. ariel says:

    May I just note that “I feel like this younger guy is ALL drama and mistresses and shenanigans.”
    is a brilliant, concise encapsulation of this situation.

  4. Tiffany says:

    That is a couple of good looking…..puppies.

    Keep y’all minds out of the gutter ;).

  5. Jb says:

    Always surprises me when trash ppl like Miranda are actually huge animal lovers. Like they have no problem treating human beings as disposable but will save an animal from harm, interesting psychological/emotional behavior there. Anyways those pups are adorable and yasss please stop shopping for pets and instead save a life and adopt from a shelter (my fur baby is a rescue and he’s literally my shadow now!). Miranda remains trash tho…

    • Jerusha says:

      When I’m on twitter seeing a raving trump lunatic and I see they’re also animal lovers/advocates, I’m like, “Jeez, why, how can you support such evil?”

      • TheRickestRick says:

        Don’t forget, some sociopaths are far more sympathetic to animals than people

      • SamC says:

        Especially since the two boy spawns are such avid hunters. And wouldn’t surprise me if they do canned hunts either, they so seem the type.

      • Christine says:

        Because animals can’t talk back. Perfect companions to bigots

    • Sayrah says:

      @therickestrick yes, like buffalo bill and precious in silence of the lambs lol

      • Jb says:

        Hahaha I was going to mention serial killers but thought ppl might think it was a stretch…glad to know I’m not alone 🙂

  6. Jennifer says:

    I think they’ll last at least a couple years. She has to prove everyone wrong and show his baby mama that she “won” her man.

  7. Azul says:

    Supervillain eyebrows.

  8. mara says:

    They sure don’t look like happy, loved up newlyweds.

  9. North of Boston says:

    While “hey, adopt from a shelter, guys!” is great, I’m going to go a little further up the dog/cat supply chain and say “Hey, spay and neuter your animals, guys!”

    Those two pups wouldn’t have ever shown up at their farm and NEED to be adopted if there wasn’t some pet owner (or 2) who didn’t bother with that basic act of medical care for their dogs. There are enough unwanted dogs and cats in shelters; people don’t need to be making more of them due to laziness, ignorance, etc.

    And if you can’t afford to get your pets fixed (I get it, money can be tight for a million reasons) look around for low-cost spay/neuter clinics or events hosted by your local shelter/ASPCA.

  10. Miatagal says:

    I hate when “celebrities” try and tell us what to do with our lives, while theirs is a f’ed up mess. If I want a golden retriever I’ll get one, thank you very much!

  11. Mari says:

    I’m more on the train of promoting spay and neuter your pets but that’s just me. As for miranda, I don’t see the marriage lasting and if it does then I expect there will be tons of drama between them. Then again you never know (shrug)