Ivanka Trump cheerfully went to The Hague & people got their hopes up

Ivanka Trump during Global Entrepreneurship Summit 2019 in The Hague, The Netherlands. 05 jun 2019

Ivanka Trump made an ass of herself during her father’s state visit to Great Britain. First of all, she had no business being there. She had no business being included in the state dinner or the 10 Downing Street meeting. But there she was, baby-whispering and looking all kinds of ‘80s busted, like the worst Diana-drag effort ever. She barely got photographed with Prince Harry, and she didn’t get a photo-op with any other royals except… Prince Andrew! LOL.

As it turns out, Ivanka figured out a way to skip off for a day in between the D-Day events in Normandy and the UK state trip. So she went to The Hague for the Global Entrepreneurship Summit 2019. These photos are from her appearance there. What was funny is that Ivanka breezily announced it on Twitter and everyone made the same joke.

I mean… my first thought was “at least someone is paying attention to the fact that this administration is still PUTTING BABIES IN CAGES, thank you International Criminal Court.” Turns out, everyone else thought that too.

Perhaps this is the secret, this is the plan. We don’t really need to outsmart the Trumps because LMAO. We just need to pretend that we’re inviting the whole family to The Hague for a conference or something, maybe something about Aggrieved White People, and we just tell ‘em that the conference is at the International Criminal Court and then we just wait.

Ivanka Trump during Global Entrepreneurship Summit 2019 in The Hague, The Netherlands. 05 jun 2019

Ivanka Trump during Global Entrepreneurship Summit 2019 in The Hague, The Netherlands. 05 jun 2019

Ivanka Trump during Global Entrepreneurship Summit 2019 in The Hague, The Netherlands. 05 jun 2019

Photos courtesy of WENN.

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  1. Laughysaphy says:

    Omg, I full BELLY LAUGHED at this article’s title! Thanks for that, Kaiser, this week has been sh*t and I needed that.

  2. MaryAnn says:

    LOL and the comments and replies on Twitter! Can they please keep her?

  3. minx says:

    Dying.

  4. Harryg says:

    I still don’t understand why the Trump kids had a holiday in London on taxpayers’ money? Why?

    • runcmc says:

      Because they do whatever the F they want and nobody ever stops them.

      I’ve stopped asking myself why. Just counting down the days before our long national nightmare is over.

      • Original T.C. says:

        @RUNCMC

        Exactly. Grifters, thieves, no moral compass, rude, entitled and corrupt as hell but the GOP is backing him and the Democrats are spineless so we are out of luck.

    • Jerusha says:

      Because the trumpanzees who will scream loudly about a single mother getting SNAP benefits don’t give a 💩 about multi-millionaires ripping us off as long as they feed them the lies they want to hear.

    • Baltimom says:

      I don’t understand why his adult kids went. I don’t think any of them were even invited. If any of them should’ve gone, it should’ve been Barron. Thanks for hammering home the Ugly Americans stereotype.

  5. Lizzie says:

    i’ve seen better blonde on a scarecrow. her colorist is obviously doing it for the resistance.

    • bros says:

      hear hear!

      I hate her idiotic vapid posts. like, ‘en route to the Hague!’ wtf does that even mean. ‘En route to Wholefoods!’ ‘En route the pub!’ it’s completely meaningless for her to say that. She can’t even specify what she is DOING at the HAGUE. it wasn’t just his entire extended family that came (in his eyes, he is american royalty so all the next in line to the throne had to come), but his desiccated harpie kellyanne and the waterlogged cashew Sarah Sanders had to come too. it’s absurd.

      • Seraphina says:

        @Bros, en route to TJ Max. Baw ha ha. You made my day. I’ll be thinking that all day long. And it really ticks me off that she attends these events when she has no business what so ever being there. Nepotism at its finest. Let’s see what would have happened if Obama brought Michelle (an attorney and First Lady) hell, looks how Bill got crucified when Hillary got involved and everyone went apeshit. But a blind eye is turned to Yellow Whopper. Ugh.

        Ok. Done with my rant. En Route to the kitchen.

  6. Megan says:

    Her dress is so ugly.

  7. whitecat says:

    Half of the world’s leaders are criminals, the joke isn’t even funny because there are dictators who have committed so much worse and yet don’t get nearly as much ink in the press. I think Ivanka is a terrible human being, but on the scale of world government criminality, she wouldn’t even make it in the top 100.

  8. Susannah says:

    It was so crazy, Ivanka trying to be 80′s Diana and Melania going for the Eliza Doolittle look, it was like they were doing some sort of cosplay.
    The tweet with the names of the dead migrant children is so incredibly sad. Unidentified Guatemalan child aged 2? That’s heartbreaking. There’s needs to be some sort of reckoning for everyone in the administration, from Trump all the way down, for what they’ve done to this country and especially all of those children separated from their parents who died in cages.

  9. boz says:

    For a quick sec, I thought she was wearing the most hideous culotte romper in the world. Which, ahem, would be fitting.

  10. Lightpurple says:

    And, as always, Nagini is inappropriately dressed. That vintage 1990 floral would be fine for the annual awards luncheon of the Long Island garden Ladies garden club or even a day at the office that doesn’t involve outside meetings but it is totally inappropriate for an international business conference at which she is the featured speaker. And I say that as a professional who prefers to wear dresses.

    • Harryg says:

      She’s the Princess! She’s there to be decorative! A soothing little flower! Bringing sparkle and joy to all the gray, drab business people!

  11. historybuff says:

    Yes, she’s a grifter with bad hair and a predilection for who-shot-the-couch couture, but what do you think about the effort to provide capital to poor women entrepreneurs around the world? I don’t know much about this sort of thing. Does anyone think it will help?

    • Lightpurple says:

      As much as she pretends that this was her brilliant idea, it is actually an older program started during W Bush’s first term. While she’s slapping her name and face all over it, Trump is simultaneously reducing funding while increasing overhead – flying Nagini and her staff of 27 to Africa isn’t cheap. It works out to “here’s 50 cents, go start a business.

      • historybuff says:

        I thought I recognized it from years ago started by an Indian banker. I wonder if there had been any real study on the results yet.

  12. Tiffany says:

    The more she dresses herself, the more she is morphing into her mother.

  13. lobstah says:

    Did this family get a 5-for-1 deal on their veneers? And who told them that huge teeth that don’t fit in your mouth are the thing?

  14. Léna says:

    The choice of pictures are so on point lol
    Brilliant article

  15. Darla says:

    But her neck…

  16. JennyJenny says:

    I went over to her Instagram account, just to see what photos she posted.
    Then reading the comments became extremely frightening.

    So many commenters encouraging her to run for president…
    Complementing her and the great job she’s doing for America..

    I am now truly sick to my stomach.

  17. TheOriginalMia says:

    She’s delusional, but the Twitter responses more than made up for my annoyance with her. I doubt she saw them, but the ratio of mocking to fawning was greatly tipped towards laughter.

  18. T not for Trump says:

    As sickening as Trump is (and yeah he is) trust me Ivanka and Jared are worse! Egads, man, we need to get the Senate blue and lose these losers. Fast! One way or the other, they gotta go :-)

  19. Sapphire says:

    She has such a mean look in her eyes.