Jeff Bezos & Lauren Sanchez’s Hot Girl Summer involves octopus shorts & a yacht


Amazon Ceo Jeff Bezos and Lauren Sanchez display some tender PDA during vacation in St. Tropez

Lauren Sanchez cracked the code, I guess. She figured out a way to have an affair with the richest man in the world – who was married – then out their affair publicly through her shady brother, thus applying pressure on Jeff Bezos to dump his wife. Then she waited for their divorces to come through – all the while she kept her hooks in him – and finally, she’s the Established Official Girlfriend. She should write some sort of Mistress-to-Jumpoff Golddigger Handbook.

Jeff Bezos and Lauren Sanchez made their public-couple debut in July, at the Wimbledon Gentleman’s Final. They were seated in the Royal Box, and they acted lovely-dovey for the cameras. But that wasn’t the end of Lauren and Jeff’s Hot Girl Summer. No, he’s taken her away for a late-summer vacation in the South of France. They are partying on David Geffen’s $400 million yacht, Rising Sun, and wandering around St. Tropez as we speak. Scooter Braun is there too, because I guess Braun rolls with David Geffen and Jeff Bezos now. And all Page Six can talk about is how Bezos only packed one pair of swim trunks/shorts and he keeps wearing them.

The richest man in the world keeps wearing the same pair of swim trunks. Since landing in Europe a few days ago for a glitzy vacation with girlfriend Lauren Sanchez, Jeff Bezos has been photographed sporting the same swimsuit three times. The quirky, octopus-print trunks are by the swimwear brand Vilebrequin. While this particular pattern is from a past season and is no longer available to buy, the brand currently has a number of colorful animal-print trunks for sale, including sea creatures ($260), koalas ($290), beach-bum starfish ($260) and turtles ($260).

Bezos’ trunks made their first appearance this week on billionaire Dreamworks founder David Geffen’s yacht, where Bezos and Sanchez were hobnobbing off the coast of Spain with the likes of Joshua Kushner, Karlie Kloss and ex-Goldman Sachs CEO Lloyd Blankfein. As seen in a group Instagram photo snapped on the yacht, the Amazon honcho paired his swimsuit with a short-sleeved, dark-purple button-down shirt, a baseball cap and dark sunglasses.

[From Page Six]

I wonder how Jeff Bezos selects his outfits. Does he… shop at Amazon? Does Lauren Sanchez pick things out for him? Does one of his assistants do his shopping, online or through a stylist? So many questions. I also wonder what it’s like to literally be worth billions of dollars and to walk around these quaint little European coastal cities. Do you think he’s like “Man, I could literally buy this town?”

Last thing… Jeff Bezos’s pecs are… not what I expected.

Amazon's CEO Jeff Bezos and his Girlfriend Lauren Sanchez enjoy a boat ride with Scooter Braun & David Geffen

Jeff Bezos and Lauren Sanchez stroll in St. Tropez

Photos courtesy of Backgrid.

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59 Responses to “Jeff Bezos & Lauren Sanchez’s Hot Girl Summer involves octopus shorts & a yacht”

  1. MattyLove says:

    They’re both shorter than I thought. That’s all I’ve got.

  2. Sierra says:

    She must be very good in bed, that’s all I got..

    • Jb says:

      Nah just different. That’s the thing with these pieces…very rarely are they more attractive, smarter, better, and or more sexually adventurous than the wife. They are just different and probably more than willing to do some stuff his wife would have rolled her eyes at because she has no shame. This man may be the richest man in the world but he’s a fool just like the rest.

      • OuiOkay says:

        I mean it could be any reason! Maybe it’s just a strong emotional chemistry?! Obviously she is not a supermodel type so there’s something special (mentally/emotionally) about her to him. Does it have to be she does more sex acts? Is it hard to find beautiful women who want to do a variety of sex acts in a relationship with the richest man in the world ? I have no experience here so maybe I’m missing something. Is sex acts all men want now?:(

    • Jerusha says:

      He must have a lot of money. Oh, right, he does. That’s all I got.

    • Joanna says:

      I always think that too. But then I think, well, I’m good in bed, why can’t I manipulate men like these women do? It must be something else. Lol . Seriously though, some women are so good at manipulating men.

    • VS says:

      I am sure Jeff has his reasons but why leave his wife for Lauren? She has had so much plastic surgery that she does not even look like her old self

      I guess we never really know what goes on in a marriage!

      I wish them a lot of happiness!

  3. Esmom says:

    I don’t think $260 swim trunks are on Amazon. Nor do they come on the slow boat from China. Most guys only have one or maybe two pairs of swim trunks. Seems kinda Regular Guy in that regard.

  4. Cee says:

    I keep expecting for her face to melt off.

    • Mar says:

      Speaking of face melting – she was the host of the Swan makeover show a few years ago??

    • holly hobby says:

      Yes the fact that she can’t close her mouth is very disturbing to me. Oh well I hope he enjoys sleeping with someone that sold him out. Yeah it’s her bro but still you want to marry her and be related to that?

      • DIRTNAP says:

        Her over-injected lips remind me of Goldie Hahn’s/Elise’s in “First Wives Club” as she says “Dear, sweet, funny, yearning Brenda…”

  5. LouBear says:

    I read an essay recently about how Amazon treats their staff and I was honestly so revolted that I cancelled my Audible, Amazon Prime, and Kindle accounts. I couldn’t in good conscience continue to support this business model (even though it’s so goddamn convenient)

  6. Valiantly Varnished says:

    Bezos started getting ripped some years ago. He’s actually in really good shape. That’s all I’ve got.

  7. Felicia says:

    I don’t understand why either of these sleazebags and their “we’re so I love, it was destiny so-cheating-doesn’t count” your is even worth mentioning on your site. #trashistrash

  8. Darla says:

    I don’t know what this whole “hot girl summer” is about? I am seeing it everywhere now.

  9. Felicia says:

    I don’t understand why either of these sleazebags and their “we’re so I love, it was destiny so-cheating-doesn’t count” tour is even worth mentioning on your site. #trashistrash

    The only code she “cracked” was girl code because she and her former husband were friends with Bezos and his former wife. #barracuda

  10. Chica71 says:

    Would it be mean to say I hope this ends badly?

    • Chollah says:

      It’s less mean than odd.

    • holly hobby says:

      He better have her sign something because I either see palimony or alimony for these two.

      • MilanoTorino says:

        Do you know what “palimony” means?

      • sequinedheart says:

        @MilanoTorino – the term palimony is appropriate in this situation. do you know what it means?

      • WTF says:

        HAHAHAHA
        I had to look it up. But I’m going to have to agree with holly hobby, palimony is the appropriate term.

        Palimony is the division of financial assets and real property on the termination of a personal live-in relationship wherein the parties are not legally married.

      • (TheOG)@Jan90067 says:

        Usually with palimony, you have to be together at least 10 yrs. It’s not a “date for a few mos. or a year, and you have to pay me off” kind of thing.

    • Nadira says:

      Bezos is with a woman who has a habit of leaving her husband for a richer husband. He is actually husband No. 3. It will end badly.
      She hooked him on human growth hormone – just look at his veiny arms. She is hooked as well – look at her legs and her cheekbones and her eybrow-bone area. Human growth hormone makes bones and cartillage grow, too, even in adults. In short: your “bone edges” and your cartillage will become more pronunced: cheekbones, chin, nose, ears, that bone on your forehead right above your eyebrows, hands and finger knuckles and generally all joints become more chunky.
      Easy to see if you know what to look for.
      Oliver Stone and other Hollywood people are known for using it. Generally many men who are above 50 but who have well-muscled sinewy and veiny arms can be suspected to inject hgh.
      Search Oliver Stone’s pics with google and you will learn to see the effects of hgh.

  11. Becks1 says:

    I’m pretty sure my 7 year old has almost those exact shorts (in his size, obviously.) They were like 5 bucks at old navy lol.

  12. SM says:

    And new lips apparently

  13. Giddy says:

    I don’t look at these two and see a great romance. Instead I see a flaunting of a relationship that caused great hurt. Of course his wife was hurt, but so were their 4 children. I can’t stand avaricious women who don’t care about destroying a family unit. I also have no respect for fathers who let it happen.

    • Lena says:

      Not to mention the hurt she caused her husband Patrick Whitesell and their 2 preteen children.

    • Killjoy says:

      Giddy, your comment was very confusing. Are you upset with the women’s fathers for letting their daughters do this? Who are the fathers? Why aren’t you more upset with Bezos than the woman? (I assume you aren’t referring to him as “the father” because obviously he didn’t “let [the relationship] happen as he was the one actually having the relationship).

      Also, whatever hurt McKenzie Bezos is feeling, I’d trade spots with her in a heartbeat. No philandering dude is worth $35B! She’s the real star here…

      • Giddy says:

        When I referred to fathers I was referring to Bezos and the fact that he let it happen…the breakup of his family. I’m sorry I was unclear.

    • VS says:

      So you are upset with the woman but not the man? You do know she was married with Children as well, right?

      Some women are really terrible! because you are definitely a woman; always blaming the woman but the man can ride free……it is really deplorable!

      • Giddy says:

        As I stated above, I was referring to Bezos when I spoke of fathers, and I was obviously unclear. I absolutely blame him as much. He hurt a lovely woman and his children. I didn’t know that Sanchez had children but, these two getting together left a trail of hurt.

  14. Anilehcim says:

    He looks like an earth worm and she looks exactly like John Leguizamo in “To Wong Foo, Thanks for Everything! Julie Newmar”

    Also, I just read the expose that the NY Times did on Amazon’s horrific working conditions a few years back, the one that shed light on the fact that he wouldn’t air condition his warehouses but was cool with paying for EMTs to be in the parking lot for when his workers collapsed. Jeff Bezos is gross.

  15. Aimee says:

    God, that joker face!

    • Liz version 700 says:

      Yes! Every tome I see her I hear the joker’s voice. Joker lips are not cute on anyone I will never understand the obsession to look this way

  16. Patrizio says:

    I know, right? Her face! The wife was so much prettier than this monstrosity.

  17. Nadira says:

    Look at Bezos’ veiny arms. Human growth hormone.
    And judging by THEIR legs and her cheekbones she is on hgh as well.

  18. SIPNBUBBLY says:

    Does he wax his chest? His arms and legs are hairy but I could see my reflection in his chest.

  19. sunshine gold says:

    They’re both so creepy.

  20. oddly says:

    They have so much in common, a matching wonky eye and the same legs.

  21. missskitttin says:

    What is going on with her face? She is practically unrecognizable!

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