We’re getting to some of the Oscar party photos today, but just know that the bulk of the party photos will be coming tomorrow! Something to look forward to then, because celebrities really do get all dolled up for the parties, especially the Vanity Fair Oscar party. Kylie Jenner was one of the big-name celebrities (I’m not joking) at the VF party. She wore this Ralph and Russo gown which is so tight, she permanently looks like she’s trying to stifle an epic fart. She’s so uncomfortable! But anything for fashion. Jewelry is Lorraine Schwartz.
Here’s Sofia Vergara in Dolce & Gabbana. I mean, she stays with the same silhouette, same fit, same look every time. And I don’t hate it – she’s old enough to know what looks good on her and it’s become part of her “brand.” Also: people should stop wearing D&G. Those designers are horrible people.
Jessica Alba in Versace. I’m kind of surprised by how much I like this very basic “sparkly column dress.” She looks really good though!
Photos courtesy of Avalon Red and WENN.
Why is Kylie grabbing her own boobs in the second picture?????
and why do her hands look so talon like?
and now i can’t un-see the talons LOL
She has long fingers and long nails… I have long fingers too and always avoided long nails because of that but I kind of like it on her.
And why is she even invited?
Vanity Fair loves to have photos from their parties of the “real” celebs mingling with the trashy ones.
When I see really long nails all I can think of is a bunch of sh*t and dirt and viruses underneath *shudder*
She does this all of the time and it’s weird, especially on a red carpet. It’s like she can’t get used to her implants or something. I imagine anyone who gets THAT much surgery must be deeply insecure all of the time, though.
Despite the extensive procedures and complete remake/overhaul of her face, and the billionaire status, the glitzy clothes, she continues to looks uncomfortable, insecure and unsure of herself. Not sure if those hips are the result of a new procedure or the dress, but it doesn’t look good and she looks doubtful about it herself. It’s almost comical.
Show off the rings maybe? I think they get paid for showing off something whenever they step out. She looks so mature, I’m always mildly depressed when I see pictures of her.
Exactly this. She’s working the bling. Not doing it well, but the grift is there. And the talons are props to guide.
She and Sofia Vergara look like contemporaries.
the entire bunch think they are alllllll that and a pack of potato chips. they try too hard. the world does not evolve around the bunch.
I just cannot get over how much Kylie has morphed her body through (what I am assuming is cosmetic procedures) to look like Kim K! I mean come on! Look at the girl several years ago – she looked nothing like this! You don’t “suddenly” develop a huge ass and hourglass figure LOL. I mean her sister Kendall is slender, kind of like Kylie was haha! I don’t know who she thinks she is kidding LMAO!!!
Pretty much all the Karjens do this. Change their bodies and then claim it’s all diet and exercise. We know better !
… or weight gain or lip-liner, lol!
Does she even have any feeling in her butt anymore after those huge implants?
she’s given birth and prioritizes health. there’s no winning some witches, is there?
When I look at the silhouette/shape of Kylie’s body, all I can think is “Why?”
I guess there are plenty of men (and women) who adore that exaggerated hourglass look, but it’s so fake and painful looking.
Lucky for her she has the means $$$ to correct it later in life, if she chooses. Not sure what the after would look like and it makes me sad, b/c I think all of this surgery looks like you’ve chosen to disfigure yourself.
Such a bad role model for her daughter. Kris Jenner has a lot to answer for!
It’s sort of visually stunning, for a moment, for a photo shoot. But wearing it all night means having absolutely no fun.
Jessica Alba looks so lovely! I just wish they would make dresses less low cut so that there’d be no need for illusion netting. I think for gowns like this is it’s really distracting/takes away from the overall effect.
Oh so me too, @Bananie! it’s not even sexy (well, not to me) when it’s so low cut, all I can think of is I hope the netting doesn’t rip. I hope she doesn’t bend over. The dress cups are like oversized boob tassles. I don’t like this new style of separated boob cups …
I hate that swirly boob effect – Scarlett’s pink dress from some other award show (maybe the Bafta’s?) had that same effect and it just seems weird to me. Otherwise I thought Jessica’s dress was very pretty.
Jessica Alba is such a natural beauty. The girl doesn’t age at all. She looks f*ckin amazing even without any make-up.
I saw some IG clips from some event Kylie was at yesterday and she had her butt done again; it’s now about 20 times the size it was. I can’t even wrap my head around how self obsessed she is or how dysmorphic she is that she finds it necessary to keep editing herself into something out of science fiction….
Sofia knows what works for her and always looks great in those dresses. D&G are definitely terrible people as you said!!
Jessica Alba is a style icon for me, I feel like she always looks amazing. Her street style is great also.
I really liked Sofia’s dress – the metallic was a nice change. Too bad it was D&G.
I spotted this too! A few weeks ago she started to post about her workouts which is always a sure fire sign some new adjustments will be made soon. She for sure has a new ass.
“Workouts,” snort.
Love Jessica’s street style too!
Kylie = A plastic blowup doll.
gross
When does she not wear something that is too tight to these types of events?
How would you sit down in a dress that tight even?! Also, girl, what are you doing with your hands? Jewelry contract, maybe?
Why are people comfortable wearing D&G still? Ugh.
I actually really the Kardashian’s dress, but the waist cinching is too much. Her arms look amazing.
I was going to say the same thing. Her arms are on point!
Her arms look amazing like most 22-year-olds’.
You can’t fake those arms – she definitely does some work with weights.
Most 22yolds I know who don’t exercise just have normal soft arms. Credit where it is due!
I guess I’m gonna be the unpopular opinion but Kylie’s dress doesn’t look any tighter than Sophia’s. Everybody’s all “Sophia is sooo beautiful” and the same time “Kyle is plastic garbage”. It’s really easy to tell who we like around here. Sophia does look beautiful but Kylie’s dress is far more interesting.
Edit to note: Obviously I meant *Kylie* and not *Kyle*.
I’d like to see Klyie’s dress on Sofia, actually. To me it’s way too mature for Kylie but I do like the color. It’s hard to see past all of the surgery/transformation. To me, it doesn’t make her a bad person, it’s just depressing. Youth is a beauty all its own and it’s hard to see anyone work so hard to rid themselves of their own precious look and their own youth.
Yes! That dress would be great on Sofia! Kylie has reached full Kimbot with her body. She looks looks straight up deformed.
I agree. Very sad that she didn’t see her natural beauty. The transformation is a bad trade-off.
I want to see an oscar after party where people are hanging out wearing jeans and t shirts,just having a relaxed,chilled out blast!
I would be sooo tired of the dressing to impress for weeks on end ,event after event,exhausting!
I would be like okay,this is finally over,give me comfy clothes and booze.
I know this won’t actually happen,just saying…
That’s the after-after party!! These are still work events, I imagine, and maybe lots of these people are getting paid to sport these looks??
I’m sure it is still work related,so sign me up for the after after party 🥂🍿
Kylie always looks uncomfortable, because her whole body has been tweaked and pinched and stuffed for years now, and then she’s always stuffed into some tight clothes.
All of these dresses are pretty. I like Sofia’s, but hate that it’s D&G.
I like Jessica’s but don’t love the bust area.
Kylie def reupped on the butt shots. She’s only in her 20s. It will be interesting to see what she looks like in her 40s. Crazy
As someone who has had plastic surgery, I can tell you it does not last! It falls and goes weird and has to be freshened up every 5 to 10 years. NEVER go down this path if you can avoid it. It’s the pits, and it is endless.
I have a girlfriend who gets botox and lip fillers and I suspect now cheek fillers and she is only 33! She has been getting botox since her late 20’s. Once you slide down that path, there seems no way away from it. She was a really pretty girl before that and now she looks closer to my age and I am nearly 39!
@Jane What procedures did you have done, if you don’t mind me asking? I’ve heard it said that “structural procedures” (rhinoplasties, facelifts, etc) last better than “foreign body” procedures (stuff like fillers, implants, etc.) Is that your experience, also?
If you are talking about breast implants, yes. My girlfriend is on her third redo. the implant is a heavy inanimate object pulling on your tissue. Gravity wins. If you are talking about facelift, rhinoplasty, brow lift, etc. it’s permanent and does not need to be redone if done right. Shop for an ethical conservative surgeon who cares about the work and not the upsell. They exist. Fillers slowly reabsorb so they eventually need a touch up.
I laugh about the people who say “but you have to keep redoing botox!” I get a haircut 1-2 x year, dental cleaning 4x year, botox 3-4 x year. Laser treatment 2x year. Botox takes far less time then the others (10 minutes start to finish) Part of the routine. Flossing and brushing my teeth. Every freaking day. That one is annoying.
I can’t put my finger on it, but Kylie Jenner just has such a blank stare in her eyes. There seems to be no kind of expression. Almost creepy, like a maniqann? I’ve never watched anything but clips and commercials of the Kardashians show. But when some of the previous episodes are aired, it looked like Kylie looks very different now, than her teenager years. Did she have underage plastic surgery? It reminds me of people who have that dysmorphia type condition, such as Michael Jackson. I feel like she’s not getting the mental help she needs. Every thing seems to be all about the superficial about her. I know that the whole family is pretty much that way; it’s just that she just seems so much vulnerable somehow. I’m not criticizing, just worried about her. To be so young and have so much adoration thrown at you and feeling like it’s all a fake has got to be a very confusing mind space. And her Mom doesn’t seem the least bit worried about it. Perhaps, Mom’s mental health may the Trickle down type. I hope nothing ever happens to any of them, but it wouldn’t surprise me if there’s some secretive self harm happening.
I think that I read on here that Kim Jenner, Kardashian then, had taken a psychologist exam during her first divorce and she was off the charts narcissistic and had a abnormal adoration for fame and fortune. There had been a rumour going around that Kris absolutely wanted Kim to marry Kenye. I mean he really doesn’t seem that stable himself. Mix that crazy pie together and I guess you get loads of Fame and fortune. What a weirdo world.
I remember her from WAY back in the day-and she was always about the crazy family photo shoot (this is much before E and Ryan Seacrest “discovered” them.) She definitely wanted to be Somebody.
Considering she sold her own daughter’s sex tape to make her as famous as Kim’s former boss Paris Hilton, also of sex tape fame, yes I believe that she has an unhealthy adoration (more like desperation) for fame. Let’s say it again: Kris sexually exploited her own daughter to gain fame.
If Blac Chyna can walk the red carpet, there’s no bar anymore for after parties.
It saddens me greatly what Kylie has done to herself.
I wouldn’t feel so bad. She knows exactly what she’s doing, and she’s laughing at all of us all the way to the bank.
Agreed, naomi. No way she’s worth what the K clan is trying to pretend, but she’s still absolutely rolling in it – and rolling it in. She doesn’t need our pity.
I saw both Kylie and Kim not being able to sit down on the ride over there. How did they function at the party I wonder?? How do you go to the bathroom? Dance etc. I would be so unhappy if I couldn’t sit all night. But maybe they only stay for five minutes.
I feel like we are seeing more and more D&G again after a period when people (rightly) steered clear of the brand. Does anyone know why?
I have noticed this…. I loved Mindy Kaling’s look till now spotted the designer…. I guess Hollywood has a short memory?
Way to tight! It looks like if she passes gas that whole dress is going to tear apart.
She may be pretty gassy too from all the poop/weight loss drinks they shill. Who are we kidding? She doesn’t actually use that stuff!
Is she an advertisement for nail art or jewelry as well? It feels like she is auditioning for Mannequin 2020.
I actually really liked all three of these. The wee Jenner looks uncomfortable though
I am trying to figure out if that is a snake or a backwards question mark on Kylie’s dress. And what a strange shape she has bought for herself. I feel sorry for her and her daughter born into the Kardashian mess.
Jessica Alba looks stunning. I love that dress.
She and her sister Kim have the most bizarrely shaped fake bodies. How does one even accomplish this? Surgery, I know but…how? Also, any time I see a photo of her i wonder what it feels like to have butt implants.
Jessica Alba is and will always be one of the most beautiful human beings in the world.
I think they all look so glamorous. Kylie’s dress fits her perfectly (you can tell by the lack of “gush” under her armpits. Sofia always looks beautiful, and Jessica’s dress suits her body type, and is a great color on her. They all knocked it out of the park for this event.
The only thing I can think about when I see Kylie Jenner, is that this is not going to end up well. In 10 years, she will not be making the money she is now and at the rate she spends, she WILL run out of money. I think we all know that she was NEVER REPEAT NEVER a billionaire. It’s all smoke and mirrors, and I have heard rumors about the reality of that make-up “empire” and it was not good. I imagine her actual wealth comes from insta-modeling/product placement and pretending to be a billionaire. I can imagine her standing there at this Oscar party for a while offering scintillating conversation/snappy repartee NOT. You know she’s got nothing to say. What is she going to talk about? Her transformation into a blow-up doll? Where she gets her claws done? Her wigs?
So, what are the rumors about her make-up company?
I saw a picture of the K/J sisters from about 8-10 years ago today and it made me so sad they were so pretty all in individual ways and now they all look like plastic dolls from the same mold
Too right but also cute. Love the dusky blue color. All the dresses in this post look amazing!
They all look amazing!!!!!! Yes , including Kylie.
I’m not a fan of the Kardashians infact i do not admire their lifestyle neither do they inspire me in any way. However I honestly see nothing wrong in Kylie’s body . I really don’t understand this endless prediction of how she’s gonna get ugly by age 40 and blah blah!
Aren’t there celebs who did worse and still look good in their older years???
She has a right to her body and if this is what she wants, so be it.