Jennifer Lopez’s Oscar-party look didn’t involve saloon boob-tassels (cough)

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I wondered about Jennifer Lopez on Oscar night, then I looked for her in the Oscar party photos, thinking that maybe she would turn up at the Vanity Fair party looking incredible. In my dream, she would walk right up to Laura Dern and spit on Dern’s Oscar and Dern’s boob tassels. But alas, J.Lo didn’t go to the VF party. She did go to a party though, and she and her stylist posted photos of her sexy Julien Macdonald gown. Which brings me to a few J.Lo related conversations I still want to have! Do you love or hate the fact that Jennifer didn’t go to any of the big Oscar parties to be photographed? I… don’t hate it. They snubbed her for a nomination, and I would have understood if she just avoided all of the events on Oscar night. But if she had to go somewhere, I’m glad she went to a private party (probably Guy Oseary’s party, right?).

Jennifer’s Julien Macdonald dress also reminds me of how Jennifer sort of FROZE fashion-wise when she was getting Oscar hype two months ago. She wore that god-awful Valentino gown to the Golden Globes, remember? And it was like she was trying to tone it down and be more conservative in the hopes of appealing to all those old-fart Oscar voters. Well, they snubbed her anyway, so now she gets to dress how she wants and shake her 50-year-old ass at the Super Bowl and all is well.

Meanwhile, Jennifer reportedly had dinner with the Duke and Duchess of Sussex in Miami last week:

Prince Harry and Meghan Markle are already aligning themselves with American royalty – they bonded with Jennifer Lopez and Alex Rodriguez at JPMorgan’s Miami billionaire’s summit, Page Six has exclusively learned. The Duke and Duchess of Sussex dined with the Superbowl halftime queen and her former Yankee fiancé Rodriguez on Thursday night at Habitat, a restaurant at the 1Hotel South Beach.

One witness told us: “Harry and Meghan got on really well with Jennifer and Alex, and spent some time chatting with them over dinner. J-Lo was overheard inviting the couple and their baby Archie to her and Alex’s house in Miami to spend time with them and their kids.”

[From Page Six]

I think this was probably more about J.Lo and A-Rod being the de facto “first couple” of Miami. They’re basically Miami’s royal couple, so of course they dined with another royal couple. Plus, who knows, Jennifer and Meghan may have even known each other before.

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  1. Kaylah says:

    Pretty sure she went to Jay Z & Beyoncé’s Oscar after party.

  2. Aims says:

    Say what you want about Jlo, but 50 has never looked so good.

  3. Normades says:

    Damnnn jlo. That is good genes and hard work all in one.

    • tiredTreaded says:

      She was a fly girl in her 20′s 30′s- dance keeps the body supple & strong. Good for the soul too :)

  4. Grant says:

    She looks divine. I like Laura Dern but I so wanted J. Lo to win. I thought she was great in Hustlers.

  5. Sass says:

    JFC JLO working it. I love it. 😍

  6. Lillian says:

    Holy sh!t those magnificent powerful-lady legs and guns.

  7. ME says:

    She looks amazing. Also, if J.Lo and Meghan had known each other before, I would have thought she would have been invited to the Royal Wedding. My guess is they just met for the first time this week, though I could be wrong.

  8. Aimee says:

    Alex better not screw her over.

  9. KBeth says:

    Her body is amazing! Fit, toned….clearly works HARD for it!

  10. Goldengirlslover34 says:

    Damn she’s hot! That body! That dress! She should have gone just to stunt on everyone and leave right away.

    They prob went to Jay and Beys after party. Don’t they host one every year with a smaller guest list?

  11. Gaby says:

    Those legs!!! Jesus, she works hard and it shows. Awesome body.

    • doofus says:

      yeah, I was amazed at how good and fit/toned she looks.

      a few folks were like “eh, she’s got a personal trainer and probably a private gym in her house…”

      BUT SHE STILL PUT IN THE WORK TO GET THAT BOD!

      • Annie says:

        THIS!

        Every time I hear ppl qualify with “bUt sHe HaS a PeRSoNal ChEf, tRaInER! uNreALisTic”

        She may have those things, but those things do *not matter* if you don’t put in the work. JLo can’t pay someone to do the exercise for her, JLo can’t pay someone to eat all the healthy stuff & avoid the unhealthy. That’s the PERSON. I can’t tell you how many rich kids I’ve seen have access to even more than JLo to get the bodies they want – but instead they are VERY unhealthy. It’s all about putting in the work. Sure there are advantages like a chef or trainer – but nobody can put in the work to get the results *except JLo*. I lost 150lbs & have kept it off for 6 years. When I hear ppl say those excuses, I see my former self making excuses. It’s because that excuse is comfortable, safe, it translates to “eh it’s all unrealistic anyway” Which is code for “ I don’t have to try”

  12. lucy2 says:

    That dress is great, and she looks awesome in it.

  13. Kesha says:

    Why does her makeup artist make her look orange all the time!

  14. Gil says:

    Wow, that is the kind of dress that suit better her crazy body. I love it.

    Yesterday I watched “Hustlers” and I’m pissed off that J.Lo did get a Oscar nomination. The character she plays is so complex and interesting. I don’t like her as an actress but dammit, she should have got a nomination only for those pole dance moves. She was amazing.

  15. Lili says:

    Pleeease get over it. Jlo is not a good actress

    • Mar says:

      Laura Dern is way more worthy- she’s been acting her arse off for decades. Jenny can’t act sorry

    • Green Desert says:

      Nope. She was very good in Hustlers and has been good over the years when she gets good opportunities. She was also excellent in Out of Sight and Selena. She’s been good in bad movies, too. I do think she has a a bit of a bad picker for projects, but even though she’s beautiful Jennifer freakin Lopez she’s also she’s a woman of color and absolutely does not get the opportunities other actresses get. She’s been so good in certain roles, even if they were a long time ago; she can act.

    • doofus says:

      eh, I disagree. I find her roles to be like Jolie, hit or miss.

      she was GREAT in Out of Sight.

  16. Mar says:

    Why am I not buying this story? Not one pic and you’re in Miami?

  17. Ginger says:

    Queen.

  18. Leonz says:

    she looks great but damn she is thirst as fuc$ And has obviously messed with her face. NOOOOOOOO. Get lipo and boob jobs etc but don’t touch your face!!!!!!!!

  19. NotSoSocialButterfly says:

    That is a gorgeous dress. Can’t say I feel the same about the silver platform shoes.
    Her expressions are the same as my 25 year old niece on her IG!!! 😂

  20. Jan says:

    I think she looks great. However I find her thirsty & weak for her relationship with Arod ….she is doing all she can to keep hi from strippers. ALL SHE CAN!

    Oh & yeah she needs to stop f’n with her face

  21. LaUnicaAngelina says:

    She looks phenomenal!

  22. JanetDR says:

    She looks great but i would prefer a dress that didn’t have such a high slit.