Cardi B & Offset are basically back together, one month after she filed for divorce

Offset and Cardi B arrive at The Recording Academy And Clive Davis' 2020 Pre-GRAMMY Gala held at The Beverly Hilton Hotel on January 25, 2020 in Beverly Hills, Los Angeles, California, United States.

About one month ago exactly, Cardi B filed for divorce from Offset, her husband of three years. I feel like an idiot, because when she filed, I was all “FINALLY, she’s finally done with him!” I thought Cardi had finally found the strength to drop his cheating ass. But one month later… yeah, not so much. They’re back in each other’s lives. She had a birthday party and they kissed and now she’s telling people that they’re reconciling, sort of. It sounds like she really just wants to get laid.

Cardi B is confirming what our own eyes have been telling us — she and Offset are back together, and to hell with that pending divorce. During the rapper’s birthday celebration last weekend and another outing in Atlanta together this week, they seemed way more like a happily married couple than exes moving on … and Cardi says the reason is pretty simple.

Cardi denies she’s gone back to Offset for attention, instead it’s just that she’s a “crazy bitch” who can’t make up her mind. She says one day she’s happy, the next day she wants to beat him up … and then she starts to miss him all over again. She adds … “It’s hard not to talk to your best friend. It’s really hard not to talk to your best friend.”

Of course, there’s also a sexual reason too. Cardi put it bluntly — “It’s really hard to have no d**k.”

Cardi also responded to haters accusing her of only taking her husband back because he bought her a brand new Rolls for her 28th bday. It’s not an outright denial, but again it sounds more like Offset just has what Cardi wants … in his pants.

Cardi also casually claimed she’s not bipolar and even took a test to prove it.

[From TMZ]

I should have known that Offset would find a way to weasel his way back into her life. But it’s not even Offset’s fault entirely – she’s clearly more than willing to continue this melodrama. She’s showing him, over and over, that she’s okay with how he treats her (disrespectfully) and that she’s okay (implicitly) with his side chicks. This is a common cycle with emotional abusers and their victims too – I hoped that Cardi had broken the cycle, but I guess not.

As for needing sex… girl, there are literally thousands of men who could provide any sexual service you need, all within a 50-mile radius. And why do you even need a man with a pulse? Just buy a vibrator with a “pulse” setting, for the love of God.

Cardi B and Offset share intimate moment at dinner in Los Angeles

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29 Responses to “Cardi B & Offset are basically back together, one month after she filed for divorce”

  1. Vote Science says:

    What a tangled web we weave.

  2. Chica1971 says:

    This schtick is tired already.. He will be cheating yesterday

  3. ThEHufflepuffLizLemon says:

    Kulture is adorable in that Burberry classic plaid. Hopefully she grows up with strong self esteem and a good environment. As for Cardi, *sigh* I really like her and want better for her than this mess.

  4. BlueSky says:

    She really needs to just leave us out of this. I’m tired of her doing this publicly and then getting mad and defensive when people are critical of her.

  5. NM says:

    Traaaaaaaaaash

  6. Noki says:

    They are both adults,and are both idiots.She aint no victim,some naive brain washed teen so let them carry on.

  7. Nanny to the Rescue says:

    If you’re so desparate for a dick, you can get it from a man who doesn’t cheat, too.

  8. ItReallyIsYou,NotMe k8 says:

    As Kaiser said,buy a vibrator or find a sex-only partner with no emotions involved. It’s Cardi B for goodness sakes, there must be 1000 guys lined up her door for that arrangement.

    • enike says:

      most guys are useless in bed, so she sticks to what she knows is good in that area. She is too young to use the vibrator alone, imho
      She will fall out of “love” with Offset one day, I think sooner than later. I think she experienced lot of abuse (and gave some herself) in her younger years, so maybe being with Offset is a walk in the park in comparison.
      Doesnt make it right to stay with him, just understandable
      I didnt believe they would divorce anyway, I mean, not now

  9. VS says:

    This is not going to end well

  10. Noki says:

    And he wrote ‘I Won’ on his insta strories, he also knows how easy she is, she needs some self respect.

    • Onemoretime says:

      When I saw the “I won” I was like are you a moron? An elementary school child? Then I thought that’s an insult to kids.
      Keep your private life private, if you are not going to leave him. I know women like Cardi who have lost friendships behind men. Always complaining about him & taking no action. Then gets offended when friends tell them they are tired of hearing it & instead of taking constructive criticism they cut their friends off.

  11. Sigmund says:

    Ugh. I know she calls him her best friend, but how much can he care for her when he repeatedly, willingly hurts her? I like Cardi and wish she would open her eyes and stop being such a dumb-a*s when it comes to Offset. She can do better.

  12. Jungle says:

    Wow, no mention of Cardi’s Large maskless Vegas birthday Party?! I guess the rules don’t apply to these two degenerates.

    Cardi actually replied to a commenter on Twitter that offset isn’t the abusive one in their relationship and that she’s the one who hits and yells, so she has made it clear she doesn’t care about anyone’s compassion towards her situation.

  13. Murphy says:

    Good D will imprison you.

  14. Slowdown says:

    This is why I was not into Wap or whatever that song was called. When someone’s life is all about what the man wants… and trying to convince yourself it is what you want… nope.
    Also trying to convince yourself that what the brands want is what you want is no bueno. If I see another Gucci brand pattern or Burberry’s tartan I swear man.
    All that said, and while for some reason she gives me second hand embarrassment, I like her. Be happy Cardi. You’re too clever for this.

    • Starkille says:

      “What the brands want is not what you want” care to elaborate on that? Sounds elitist and best and borderline racist at worst.

      • Slowdown says:

        I don’t know where you’re going. I was going in the direction of fashion having become a capitalist empire taking over our lives and convincing us that wearing patterned logos is good for us and that it is beautiful. For a huge price. Personally, I’m out.

  15. Nicole says:

    I was kind of hoping she’d see the light when she had her daughter…..ala Keri Russell in Waitress (great movie!).

    • Turtledove says:

      That movie is so incredibly adorable. It’s kind of sappy and almost makes me embarrassed to say I love it, but I do. Her husband in the movie was SOOOOOOOOOO
      well played. Complete jerk, but the actor did an amazing job.

  16. Sunny says:

    Cardi needs intensive therapy.

  17. Valiantly Varnished says:

    Someone pointed out that they think Offset is emotionally abusive and I believe it. He has textbook behavior for it. And the people around Cardi condone it and think it’s “romantic” when really it’s gaslighting and control. I feel sorry for her. She reminds me of a lot of women (especially Libra women – sorry don’t come for me lol). They are terrified of being alone and so staying with the douchebag husband is easier

  18. smcollins says:

    I say let the countdown begin for her getting pregnant again, or him impregnating someone else. Or both.

  19. Lulu says:

    Her relationship is just as terrible as that Jana Kramer’s. Offset is a loser and treats her like garbage. I can’t imagine having all the success that Cardi B has and then having to go home to man who constantly betrays, lies and cheats on you. He doesn’t care about Cardi B, she is fooling herself. No one who cares about you, would hurt you and humilliate repeatedly like he does to Cardi. He likely only cares about himself.

    Sad life.

  20. Elizabeth says:

    I just feel so bad for women who don’t realize they could do so much better and be so much happier, either single and/or dating or hooking up casually, or finding a better man who won’t hurt you and who wants what you want, I understand it’s hard inside the relationship to see other possibilities, but there are other men in the world.

    • Melissa says:

      Some women truly can’t be single for just about any length of time it truly is like a death sentence to some, smh.

  21. Amando says:

    I knew it wasn’t real. She played the same card a year or two ago when he cheated. She is trying to “tame” him and will lose in the end.

  22. Lilitel says:

    Unpopular opinion : cardi B is dumb as a bag of rocks. Offset it not the guy she needs but it’s certainly what she deserve.

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