Lori Loughlin called her publicist from prison again, this is getting ridiculous

Lori Loughlin is seen out getting a car wash after being offered a plea deal

It is absolutely WILD to me that Lori Loughlin uses her prison phone privileges to call up her publicist. This is the second time in two weeks where a story has been released to one of the major gossip outlets which include quotes from a “source” who must be Lori Loughlin. She’s been trying to narrate her entirely self-made criminal ordeal this whole time, mostly through People Magazine. I just figured that once she was actually locked up, we wouldn’t get the f–king weekly updates on How Is Poor Faith-Based Lori Loughlin? After previously telling her publicist that she was a “wreck” her first few days in prison, Lori wants us to know that she hasn’t had any problems so far.

Lori Loughlin is adjusting to her life behind bars. The Full House star, 56, reported to prison on October 30 to serve a two-month sentence for her role in last year’s high-profile college admissions scandal. She is housed at FCI-Dublin in northern California. Almost three weeks into her sentence, a source who has spoken with her tells PEOPLE that she is adjusting to the daily prison routine.

“She has not had any specific problems,” the source tells PEOPLE. “No one has tried any s— with her. No one is bullying her. The guards aren’t treating her any differently than other inmates.”

Still, the source says, there has been an adjustment period.

“She was a little weepy on her first night there,” the source says. “But she pulled herself together quickly. Now she’s resolved to finish her sentence with her head held high.

Loughlin has resolved to use her time behind bars to better herself, according to the source.

“She is using this time to focus on herself, but she’s also interested in hearing the stories of the other inmates,” says the source. “She realizes she’s no better and no worse than any of them. She feels like once this is over, she can return to real life: wiser, humbler, and better.”

[From People]

I am laughing my ass off at that last line. “She feels like once this is over, she can return to real life: wiser, humbler, and better.” Lori isn’t merely narrating her own criminal ordeal, she’s got a f–king Hallmark Channel screenwriter ghost-writing her thoughts. As many have pointed out, this whole thing does have the feel of a Hallmark Channel movie – someone perky and white gets thrown into a photogenic, low-security prison with tennis courts, and she learns life lessons from sassy, attractive prisoners, and then she reunites with her family on Christmas Eve.

Lori Loughlin pictured arriving at the TODAY show

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14 Responses to “Lori Loughlin called her publicist from prison again, this is getting ridiculous”

  1. MM2 says:

    I’m gonna take a pass when this becomes her Hallmark movie comeback.

  2. Mac says:

    Is she delusional? Does anyone care how she is faring in prison?

    • Lady2Lazy says:

      Yes she is, considering she kept declaring “not guilty”, that’s definitely a big level of delusion. I think she got off easy, 2 months and she will be out in 4 weeks. They should have given her a year or two!!

  3. Keroppi says:

    What’s funny is that with everything going on in the world right now she could just do her time quietly, get out and slowly make a come back (not that I would want her to). Instead she insists on reminding everyone that she’s in prison and why. She’s not very bright is she?

    • Hoot says:

      Nope. She is not!

      Also, I think people convicted of white collar crimes should be made to do something productive during their time of incarceration. Kind of a jump-start on the community service that is a part of their sentence.

  4. Killfanora says:

    Does she know the meaning of the word dignity?

  5. PoppedBubble says:

    Also, in the Hallmark Movie version she’ll have been unjustly thrown in jail, and by the end she’ll be exonerated and a homecoming parade will be thrown to honor her virtue.

  6. holly hobby says:

    She’s in Dublin. A Nor Cal suburb. How bad could that be? It’s not like they stuck her in Gitmo.

  7. emu says:

    I guess she thinks all press is good press. I think she looks pathetic.

    • Digital Unicorn says:

      This is the most press she has every had – GF ain’t letting it slip from her that easy. She will milk it dry and then some.

  8. Also Ali says:

    I feel like there is overlap in hallmark channel viewers and trump voters. She’ll get a book deal and new hallmark special next year.

  9. Silent Star says:

    “She is using this time to focus on herself” lol!!
    Well nothing has changed much then.

  10. Lorelei says:

    I do not believe for one second that she doesn’t think she’s “better” than the other inmates.

  11. AmunetMaat says:

    I just…can not. There are people who serve 15 years in max prison for weed. Bump Aunt Becky.

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