Melania Trump greets the White House Christmas tree for the last time

First Lady Melania Trump Accepting Delivery of the White House Christmas Tree

We are joyfully entering Melania Trump’s most hated time of the year! Christmas SZN is upon us, and Melania is probably fuming about it, because “who gives a f–k about Christmas stuff and decorations,” her words. She liked to pretend that she was working so hard on all of her dreadful Christmas decorations in the White House, but most of the work is done by staff and volunteers, with the First Lady basically signing off on whatever the color scheme or theme will be that particular year. We’ve already had the stark white branches of Christmas, and we’ve already seen the Blood Trees of Doom Christmas. What will this Christmas’s theme be for her last year in the White House? Goth Christmas? Black satin stockings and skull ornaments branded “Be Best”? We’ll see soon enough!

Yesterday, Melania came out of hiding to do the annual photo-op outside of the White House for the delivery of the White House Christmas tree. I mean, there’s more than one tree. But this is the big tree which gets put in the Blue Room. All of the photos I saw of Mel greeting the tree were maskless, but some people said she did wear a mask at some point. She chose a herringbone houndstooth coat which I honestly like, and I hate myself for liking it. Mel really forced herself to look cheerful. She’s dreaming of a white Christmas divorce. Notably, her loser husband usually greets the tree with Melania, but that bugf-cking coward is still hiding in his baby bunker, trying to pull the world’s dumbest f–king coup.

First Lady Melania Trump Accepting Delivery of the White House Christmas Tree

First Lady Melania Trump Accepting Delivery of the White House Christmas Tree

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  1. OSTONE says:

    Melania thinking to herself: “only 57 more days of this sh*t and then Barron and I can go back to our gold toilets” she cannot wait to trigger the new and improved prenup and GTFO of Washington and Trumpland.

    • atorontogal says:

      She looks happier than I’ve ever seen her!!

      • whatWHAT? says:

        this was my exact reaction! I’ve never seen her smile so genuinely before.

        she knows it’s almost over.

      • Ravensdaughter says:

        Can’t stand her, but I am a sucker for houndstooth! It makes me happy. Maybe it has the same effect on her (along with the upgraded prenup).

      • Mac says:

        Clearly the prenup renegotiation went well for her. She can’t wait to cash out.

      • AnnaKist says:

        I was going to say she looks like a nice person when she smiles like that. Not that I’m fooled…
        Do we think she’s going to stick around when the curtain finally comes down on the trump madness, or will she file?

      • Yes says:

        I’m all down w her over-processed MAGA hair. May she keep it forever as I have the natural Melania balayage of yore. Is it possible to loathe someone but want their pre-MAGA hair??

      • Eleonor says:

        I saw that too!!!!!

      • SM says:

        I know. She actually looks cheerful. I guess all she wanted for Christmas is Biden as President so she would be able to quit pretending she cares.

      • E.D says:

        My first thought too was how genuinely happy she looks!
        She really can’t wait to be out of there.

        And the coat is gorgeous.

      • Snappyfish says:

        Is she blonder or is it just me?

    • Esme says:

      I’m sort of curious about Melania’s Last Xmas – what will she give us?
      And yes, she’s counting the days until she’s back to relative anonymity, she’s so happy

    • Esmom says:

      Yes, exactly. And note that she never holds Donald’s arm as warmly as she’s holding her military escort’s. HAHAHA.

      I also found myself admiring her coat and hating myself for it, lol.

      • SpankyB says:

        My first thought was “Damn it, I like her outfit”. Now I hate myself.

      • lucy2 says:

        She has had some nice wardrobe pieces. Unfortunately we’ve probably paid for them.
        I love that she has to go out there and smile and pretend to care about all this, when we all know how she truly feels about “f***** Christmas decorations.”

      • Seraphina says:

        I loved her coat too. I usually like what she wears and these pics, they show what she is feeling: joy and jubilation at freedom.

      • booboocita says:

        I’m pretty sure that the only things she’s going to miss about life in the White House are the 24/7 security and the opportunities to hang on the arm of a tall, handsome, fit Marine. She certainly seems more willing to hold onto them than her bloated orange husband.

  2. MerryGirl says:

    Saw this on Twitter last night and it cracked me up….
    Melania trump’s thoughts, as she is forced to pretend she likes Christmas for the very last time:
    “Fock Chreestmas and fock thees stupeed focking tree. But I have to do eet because I fock reech old mahn for mahney, right?”

  3. janey says:

    Let it be known I would also like to be escorted everywhere by a young fellow from the Armed Forces.

  4. Roo says:

    I get myself for liking her coat, too. And I’m dying laughing that she looks so happy to be leaving the WH. Why did she go blonder? I think that color washes her out.

    • Tiffany says:

      I saw a joke yesterday saying she dyed her hair so people would think she looks like Dr. Biden from the back. I laughed.

      Yeah, AG James is waiting for her as well come January 21st.

    • lucy2 says:

      Poor Faux Melania probably had to dye hers too.

  5. Insomniac says:

    That is the absolute *happiest* I have seen that woman look in four long years. She cannot wait to be done with all this, can she?

  6. Snuffles says:

    The band sounded like they were playing a funeral dirge.

  7. Lemons says:

    Melania is out here switching up her look and smiling, ya’ll. Trump finally gave up. She is ready to GO! I wonder if we can take bets on how long the marriage will last before she pulls the trigger on the divorce?

    On another note, I would not personally wear this outfit, but in theory, I like the pattern with the boots.

    • Becks1 says:

      oh man we should have a running bet, lol.

      I just cant decide if she will divorce him ASAP, or if she’ll just go back to New York and he’ll go to Mar a Lago (or leave the country altogether) – and they’ll stay married but live completely separate lives.

      • lucy2 says:

        I think they’ll just separate, but if the hammer starts to come down on him (please oh please) she’ll file for divorce to try to take what she can get before it falls apart.

        I think she’d be foolish to go back to NYC though. I don’t think anyone there ever wants to see a Trump again. Ever.

      • booboocita says:

        I could see her returning to NYC without Trump. She was never one of the blue-blooded ladies who lunch, and as far as I know, she has no causes to espouse, no boards to chair (honorary or otherwise), and nothing to do but wear clothes, shop for clothes, plan her outfits, and care for her son. It’s not as if she were ever woven into the fabric of high society, or any NYC society at all. I doubt she’d even recognize if anyone or any group were snubbing her. She’d be perfectly happy to just hang at Trump Tower and wait for her son to come home from school.

    • Darla says:

      I think you’re right but she’s also got a bf there with whom to while away Baron’s school hours.

  8. Dss says:

    She looks happy because she is OUT in January and I’m not just talking about the White House

  9. Tiffany says:

    I had this discussion on Twitter yesterday, all the money on a wardrobe but she nickels and dimes on her wigs and extensions. Just. No.

    How does your wig look like is just came out of the dryer with not a no static cling sheets put in.

    • TeamMeg says:

      How can you tell it’s a wig?

      • amiloo says:

        TEAMMEG – If you look an inch or two past her hairline, you’ll see a second hairline. That’s the edge of her topper.

        Signed, another thin-haired topper-wearer.

        (I cut bangs in mine or pull them all the way forward to help them look less obvious.)

      • Darkmatter says:

        Because her wigglet is poorly blended.

    • sassafras says:

      I thought it was a wig too. She probably has a bunch of them so she can travel in anonymity and fool law enforcement when she crosses the border.

  10. SamC says:

    She does look happy and I also love that coat. But not so sure a divorce is a done deal…doubt her settlement would be enough to live as she’s become accustomed (and doesn’t she support her parents and other family members?). Trump is stingy with his pre-nups and Barron is 14 so she wouldn’t get child support for long. I think they’ll simply go back to living separate lives with the occasional appearance together, with a negotiated post-nup for his next WH run (God help us all!).

    • MsIam says:

      Nah, she still looks good and some rich eighty year with less baggage and more money will think she’s “hot”. Gag. I’m sure her next prenup will insist that the husband cannot run for President.

    • booboocita says:

      There was a lot of chatter in the tabloids at the beginning of his presidency (ugh, the very notion makes me gag) saying that she stayed so long in NYC after he was already in the WH because she was re-negotiating her prenup. He needed a First Lady at his side, no matter how reluctant, for the optics — and she knew it. So she may have everything she needs to make a well-funded exit with her son.

    • Emmitt says:

      Melania Trump is still attractive and has the cachet of being a Former First Lady. She’d have no problem getting another husband with less baggage and more money than Trump.

  11. Hamda Farah says:

    Her wig is so obvious it’s at the top of her head and the hairline don’t align it looks weird like the put the wig on a mannequin and didn’t arrange it

    • amiloo says:

      It’s a topper, and many people do set them back an inch or so from their hairline. Buuuutttt – they usually try to blend it with their own hair so it doesn’t look like it’s just plopped there on top of your head.

  12. Hamda Farah says:

    And Donald trump deffo wears weave 😂

  13. Barcelona says:

    I wish she would mask up completely and hide all her terrible plastic surgery. However, this would have been a great time to wear a cute mask in a nice plaid.

  14. Deanne says:

    Is it me or is the Christmas hating, soon to be ex First Lady wearing a wig?

    • Lightpurple says:

      She usually wears wigs. If you look at pictures from early in their marriage, she had thin hair and a very high, almost receding hairline. And it’s not unusual for her to have the wig on crooked. In the pictures they took with the Pope, her wig was falling forward on her face.

      • Deanne says:

        That makes sense since her hairline is never the same. You’d think with all of that tax payer money she could get a better rug, or at least some hair pins to keep it in place.

  15. NoviceCurmudgeon says:

    Maybe it’s only me, but I think she looks like the girl puppet from Team America world police.

    Oh, how I hate these people.

  16. J says:

    I think the coat is houndstooth, not herringbone, but I agree, I really like it.

    And laughing my ass off at how giddy she looks. Not as giddy as I’m going to be when these grifters are finally out of the White House, though!

    • antipodean says:

      @J, absolutely correct, the pattern on the coat is a houndstooth, not a herringbone which is completely different. Whatever she wears this trull is beside herself with glee that she can give up pretending to be interested in anyone but her and hers! She will only divorce the Mango Mussolini if it is in her financial interest to do so.

    • SomeChick says:

      I’m a big fan of houndstooth (as long as it’s woven rather than printed) and I have to say that the pattern matching on the sleeves is excellent. It looks too big to me tho. Like she could hide her husband under there. Maybe that’s the plan for sneaking him out of the WH!

  17. Leah says:

    Good. This will be the last year we will have to look at one of her Christmas decorating travesties.

    The executive mansion will hopefully be able to shake it off on Jan 20th after being steam cleaned, disinfected, clorox wiped, lysol sprayed and given an exorcism. Lincoln’s ghost will be able to float about happily without running into the mango nightmare at 4am.

    • Babz says:

      They’ll need to bulk-buy some sage and smudge the place, too. They need any and every trump-covid repellant they can find to ready the People’s House before the Bidens move in!

    • holly hobby says:

      They need to throw out the linens. I hope people are keeping track of the tchotchkes. Knowing that idiot and his daughter wife, they’ll be removing anything of value out of our house.

    • ola says:

      Can’t wait to see how Dr Biden will bring normalcy, grace and tradition to the WH Christmas.

      • Leah says:

        I am hoping that Dr Biden restores Jackie’s garden to its beautiful former self. The two respect the history of the people’s mansion which was something that Mango and his gang of despicable’s ignored. I’ll never forget when Trump called the WH a “dump”. I was like “you disrespectful s.o.b., let’s see you survive being burned by the British and 200 years of termites”.

  18. jferber says:

    Are we going to hear another recording of how she fucking hates her one duty a year of decorating a Christmas tree (delegating the task to her staff) and being filmed happily walking in her wonderland? Bitch works too hard! Pity her! The inhuman labor of it all!

  19. yinyang says:

    She looks good here.

  20. BeanieBean says:

    Who would want to ‘pass through the halls’ of the WH during a pandemic, which right now makes it not a ‘wonderful time of year’? And she’s so disrespectful to that marine and the woman with the Clydesdale–wear a mask, wear a mask, wear a mask!

  21. olliesmom says:

    When I first looked at the photos of Malaria I thought that doesn’t look like her at all. Now I know why. She’s smiling for real. Not the usual fake sneer she has on her face when she has to appear with the orange idiot.

    And yes, it does appear that she’s got more highlights.

  22. mish-mash says:

    Great……can’t wait till they’re both gone

  23. holly hobby says:

    I see she got highlights in celebration of her upcoming freedom.

  24. khaveman says:

    Be gone, grifters and wannabes. Get lost. Give the People’s House back. You never deserved it.

  25. ola says:

    Behind this smile, you can hear the countdown to the divorce in her mind: 3… 2… 1.
    She wasted 4 years of her life and 4 years of America. Don’t know how she looks at herself in the mirror (after washing all those layers of make-up). Nice coat, though.

  26. sophieb9 says:

    Mel’s sharing her hubby’s orange makeup. Aaaaand…the horse holding girl, who didn’t deviate from her usual comfy garb for this big First Lady event, is wondering whether she is 6ft away from this unmasked Super Spreader. Other than than, Melania really looks delighted to be there.

  27. Valerie says:

    “Fuck Christmas,” but with a smile.

  28. Nev says:

    ok now get to steppin’ trick!!!

  29. Stelly says:

    I gotta admit I like the coat too. I hate when I like something she wears!

  30. Liz version 700 says:

    Hahaha it was just announced she is skipping it this year. She is making Fuck Christmas her new slogan lol

  31. boobra says:

    she looks ABSOLUTELY ECSTATIC 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  32. lolalola3 says:

    And still no mask. She is a shrew beyond compare. To the dustbin of history, shrew!

  33. Seri says:

    This woman can dress. The rest she can’t

  34. Eleonora says:

    Poor Melania. Guess she will miss the Christmas tree

  35. april says:

    She looks amazing!