Donald Trump isn’t going to pay Rudy Giuliani for the Angry Fart Tour

United States President Donald J. Trump and First lady Melania Trump participate in a  National Veterans Day Observance

At the same time of the House’s impeachment vote, Donald Trump was posting another video on the White House’s social media accounts, which have not been suspended permanently. Although I think Twitter and other companies are heavily monitoring everything that gets posted. The video – which I refuse to watch in its entirety – is basically just Trump telling his MAGA terrorist army to stand down, that they shouldn’t be violent. Like every terrorist leader, Trump knows how to say one thing on the record and another thing to his cult followers. In this case, the message he’s sending to them is “don’t do violence but I was totally cheated and I’m really mad about it and you should be too.” Which brings me to this Washington Post story about Trump’s mindset as he is now the first president in history to be impeached twice. Note: within this story, there’s the funniest f–king sidenote.

When Donald Trump on Wednesday became the first president ever impeached twice, he did so as a leader increasingly isolated, sullen and vengeful. With less than seven days remaining in his presidency, Trump’s inner circle is shrinking, offices in his White House are emptying, and the president is lashing out at some of those who remain. He is angry that his allies have not mounted a more forceful defense of his incitement of the mob that stormed the Capitol last week, advisers and associates said.

Though Trump has been exceptionally furious with Vice President Pence, his relationship with lawyer Rudolph W. Giuliani, one of his most steadfast defenders, is also fracturing, according to people with knowledge of the dynamics between the men. Trump has instructed aides not to pay Giuliani’s legal fees, two officials said, and has demanded that he personally approve any reimbursements for the expenses Giuliani incurred while traveling on the president’s behalf to challenge election results in key states. They said Trump has privately expressed concern with some of Giuliani’s moves and did not appreciate a demand from Giuliani for $20,000 a day in fees for his work attempting to overturn the election.

As he watched impeachment quickly gain steam, Trump was upset generally that virtually nobody is defending him — including press secretary Kayleigh McEnany, senior adviser and son-in-law Jared Kushner, economic adviser Larry Kudlow, national security adviser Robert C. O’Brien and Chief of Staff Mark Meadows, according to a senior administration official.

“The president is pretty wound up,” said the senior administration official, who, like some others interviewed, spoke on the condition of anonymity to be candid. “No one is out there.”

[From WaPo]

Okay, first of all, the fact that Trump has finally scammed Rudy is just *chef’s kiss*. We all knew it would happen, that Trump would cut ties with Rudy at some point, and leave Rudy twisting in the wind. And here it is. Rudy’s on the financial hook for his Angry Fart Tour, a tour for which he repeatedly made an ass out of himself, got sued by Dominion Voting Machines, ruined his reputation, and for which he’ll likely be disbarred and charged with crimes.

As for Trump’s isolation… that sh-tbird has been isolated, angry and pathetic for years now. No matter what is happening, the story is always “Trump is isolated and angry.” For four years, they just put him in front of a TV and let him stew in his own diaper juices and rage. WaPo also says (in a part I didn’t excerpt) that Trump is more worried about the damage to his “Trump brand” than anything else – he’s very concerned (and isolated/angry) over the loss of several contracts and business deals, and he’s got a lot of LARGE bills coming up.

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  1. Smile says:

    Donald Trump isn’t going to pay Rudy Giuliani for the Angry Fart Tour- LMAO -Steller headline!

    • Swack says:

      He never was. How many other people had he shafted and not paid.

    • Chica1971 says:

      Another nasty divorce. Doesn’t Trump realize that now is not the time to cut loose the man who knows your secrets and possibly committed crimes with you?
      “Cheaper to keep her”. And spousal privilege ring a bell. Same applies to RG

    • AlpineWitch says:

      I know, hahahaha

      “Trump has instructed aides not to pay Giuliani’s legal fees, two officials said, and has demanded that he personally approve any reimbursements for the expenses Giuliani incurred while traveling on the president’s behalf to challenge election results in key states.”

      Giuliani could really end up working at the Four Seasons Landscaping place at this rate LOL

  2. PunkyMomma says:

    Ah, schadenfreude…

  3. Lightpurple says:

    Rudy’s lawsuit for his fees is going to be hilarious

  4. damejudi says:

    Thank you for making me laugh/spit take this morning, Kaiser. None of this is funny, and these are scary times leading up to Biden’s inauguration, but “Angry Fart tour” is the lol moment I needed!

    • Jane's Wasted Talent says:

      I love how she keeps calling them ‘sh-tbirds,’ like they’re already in prison. Warms my heart every time.

  5. Seraphina says:

    Ha! Jokes on Rudy Tooty, word has it Trump is notorious for not paying his bills in full. But I guess when he was betting on having the autocrat in office, the money would pouring in.

  6. Lucy2 says:

    Sad fart noise.

    Giuliani is finally getting the full trump experience. Lots of big talk, then everything turns to shit, then you are thrown under the bus, and screwed financially.
    He’s done this his entire life. Anyone who has watched it and doesn’t think it will happen to them, is delusional.

    • whatWHAT? says:

      this is one of the many things I DO. NOT. GET.

      he’s got a rep for everything you said. he has demonstrated over and over that he is only loyal to himself. and yet, it’s like people think “well, let me get in on the money train, all I need to do is keep him happy and he’ll be loyal to me and the checks will keep coming” not realizing that it’s IMPOSSIBLE to keep him happy because what he wants to make him happy isn’t doable.

      it’s like the girl who thinks she can “change” the badboy cheater into a good guy.

      • MM2 says:

        There’s that snake story that Trump said during his campaign trail numerous times, which is so ironic now. Projection is a very real tactic for these mofos & he doesn’t feel for anyone who he turns on.
        The story is a woman takes in an injured snake, nurses it back to health, & then it bites her. As she’s dying, she says “I took care of you! Why did you bite me?!” The snake says “You knew damn well I was a snake before you took me in.”


  7. Esmeralda says:

    Well, hopefully they’ll sue each other and destroy each other’s reputation even more.
    Jared is smarter than I thought, he got the pardon for his father and left the country before the attack.

  8. SamC says:

    Biggest surprise ever said no one, lol! Giuliani better have some good dirt if he actually thinks he’s going to get a dime out of Trump. And if he doesn’t, he should have known better than to think he’d somehow be the exception to decades of Trump not paying his bills. No sympathy.

  9. Becks1 says:

    LOL, gee, what a surprise! Rudy has no one to blame but himself if he didnt see that coming.

  10. Original Jenns says:

    He probably CAN’T pay him. He has at least two major world banks refusing him money and most likely calling in his debts. This is just icing on his cancelled grifting cake.

    • Lucy2 says:

      He did rake in a lot of cash to “defend the election“, fools and their money are easily parted, and I’m sure that’s why Giuliani thought he could charge those insane rates.
      But you know everyone in that family got their claws all over that cash as soon as possible, and probably a good portion of it went up Junior‘s nose. There’s probably nothing left already.

      • Courtney B says:

        Except most of that was diverted, per the fine print, to his Save America PAC. More of his grift since rules are pretty fluid on what he can use that for including paying everyone a huge salary.

    • Golly Gee says:

      That was my thought too. He knows he’s going to need every penny for his legal defense on so many fronts.

  11. Leah says:

    I wonder how fast Rudy will turn on him? He knows all this secrets and can sell them to the highest bidder. Trump has to know that when you run a presidency like a mob business you have to keep certain palms greased.

    This is not a smart move by Trump but then again he’s not that smart.

    • MissMarierose says:

      Absolutely, Rudy’s on the hook for some serious criminal activity himself, not to mention the fact that he’ll likely be disbarred for bringing so many false claims in lawsuits. His only option is to turn on Trump.

    • Wiglet Watcher says:

      Rudy has hinted or said outright he has dirt on Trump so if he needs to he’ll release it. But Trump is self incriminating 8 times a day before lunch. Rudy is getting what he deserves.

  12. L84Tea says:

    Angry Fart Tour…Stewing in diaper juices…I just can’t this morning. Thanks for the laughs!

  13. Tiffany says:

    There is this meme that goes around on Al Gore’s internet that I would like to share with Nosferatu.

    I know you are going through a lot right now.

    Just know.

    You did this to yourself.

  14. Mignionette says:

    This is all ending the way any rational observer thought it would.

    Trump’s empire melting like Rudi’s hairline in that picture. I am itching to see DB and other lenders secure charges against Mar-A-Largo and his other sh!t holes.

  15. rrabbit says:

    A Trump never pays his bills.

  16. Lillyfromlilooet says:

    Jared and Ivanka, especially Jared, have a history of swanning away when things get too hot.

    Trump has a long history of not paying. It would be funny to hear Rudy turn on him when he realizes he’s not going to get a dime.

  17. steph says:

    I just laughed and shook my head when I saw this story. No one is at all surprised.

  18. K says:

    Seditious sleazy scammers just being themselves. They deserve each other and jail.We deserve better.

  19. SarahCS says:

    I’m so pleased we’re getting some feel-good stories out of this horror show.

  20. Mabs A'Mabbin says:

    Pay him with bush clippings and p0rn. Quarterly.

  21. Golly Gee says:

    Angry old fart + angry old farter

  22. Jule says:

    I rarely comment on here but Chandra, you’ve outdone yourself with the title and pictures on this one. I’m cackling!

  23. Jennifer says:

    Is “isolated and angry” the new “incandescent with rage”??

  24. Valerie says:

    So, the usual?

  25. Rapunzel says:

    And he personally approved travel expenses… so Rudy can’t get a dime by padding them. Not that he’s likely gonna pay those expenses either.

    So lol.

  26. MM2 says:

    If he’s not going to pay him, does that mean he won’t be granting him a pardon either? (Crosses fingers & toes)

  27. EliseM says:

    Well that stinks!!!🤣🤣

  28. cisne says:

    Trump should also sue Rudy for malpractice too!!! 🤣😂😅
    Those two deserve each other!!!

  29. Liz version 700 says:

    Hymn I wonder if this means the pardon is off the table? ThT would be amazing lol .

  30. Ann says:

    Let’s also reiterate that Rudy charged $20,000 A DAY!!!! I knew he was as b*tsh*t crazy as Trump, but $20,000?!???

  31. shanaynay says:

    Not shocked at all.

    I cannot believe how low Rudy has sunk. He used to be a hero, and now he’s a zero!!!!!