Amy Winehouse & Blake Fielder-Civil are “married” again

That was the sound of a million crack pipes being sparked in celebration. According to OK! Magazine, Amy Winehouse and Blake Fielder-Civil (aka Blake Incarcerated or Blake Paroled) have reunited, and are now “married” according to their Facebook statuses. Amy and Blake formally divorced earlier this year after lots and lots of chaos, drugs, alcohol, and very few baths. Over the past few weeks, there were some rumors here and there that Amy and Blake had reconnected… and now it looks like they’re really back together. For real. Some will say their love is based on mutual addiction. Some will say it’s true love. I say that Blake just wanted to see Amy’s new boobs.

AMY Winehouse and Blake Fielder-Civil have sparked speculation they have remarried.

Less than two months after their divorce was finalised, the couple – who are both recovering from drug addictions – have changed their Facebook profiles to read “married”.

Minutes after updating his relationship status, Blake posted a message on the social networking website reading: “Can’t argue with true love. What’s the point?”

The post prompted dozens of the couple’s friends to write messages of congratulations on the social networking site.

The reunion is likely to infuriate the singer’s father Mitch, who blames Blake for his daughter’s problems with drugs and alcohol.

A family friend said: “Amy’s family, especially Mitch, will be furious. They have been so happy with her progress and are terrified that if she gets back together with Blake she will fall back into drugs again.”

Blake, 27, divorced Amy, 25, in July on the grounds of her infidelity.

Since then, they have been communicating via the internet, using Facebook to reminisce about their relationship and profess their love for each other.

In one rambling post, Blake – who nicknamed Amy ‘Lioness’ – wrote: “Love you too innit and vairvair proud of youse, know dis lioness civilishous. X (sic).”

Amy also posed as her cat to send secret online messages to Blake and weeks after their divorce, Mitch caught the couple – who married in2007 – in bed together.

[From OK! Magazine UK]

I always love that part of the divorce proceedings – that Blake divorced Amy because she cheated on him. How weird is it that infidelity is what ended their marriage? Not the drugs, not the liquor, not the whole “living in a crack den and not bathing” thing. It was that Amy slept with some other people. So. Sketchy.

Amy and Blake are shown in 2007. Credit:


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  1. Firestarter says:

    Uh, okay, whatever.

    I never really thought that they were not together.

  2. Sigh. says:

    Her crack-y times are more predictable than even remotely interesting at this point.

  3. viper says:

    what a waste and what a shame

  4. birdie says:

    thats sad, I thought she had cleaned up her act

  5. gg says:

    It was the boobs.

    Also, not bathing is not standard grounds for divorce; maybe it should be though!

  6. Kaboom says:

    Stupid is as stupid does.

  7. me says:

    I sooo hope this post is wrong and we’ll see an update to tell us what a lie it is.She was doing great (well, for Amy, this is as good as it gets).

  8. Firestarter says:

    Well, it was updated on Facebook, so that doesn’t mean it’s the gospel.

    I could go on FB now and change my status, doesn’t mean it’s true.

  9. Kelly says:

    Doesn’t he have some chick knocked up???

  10. YoMomma says:

    Worst news of the day.

  11. Susette says:

    Who are we to judge? Obviously love is blind…and has no olfactory senses.

  12. Bec says:

    Clearly he’s jonesing to get back into her bank account and bored with the new chick. This will be over soon enough.

  13. jaundicemachine says:

    Oh Amy . . .

  14. Westender says:

    So they both changed their Facebook profiles to “married” That does not mean they married each other….

  15. elvisgrace says:

    Um, I don’t speak crackhead. Can someone translate this for me?

    “Love you too innit and vairvair proud of youse, know dis lioness civilishous. X (sic)


  16. Jo 'Mama' Besser says:

    Well, that’s not her anymore.

    Also: 25?! Did my eyes just go deaf?
    Doesn’t he have a baby? Biologically, hopefully not physically.

    If she wants to zoom her way into her own perdition, all I can say is, ‘Godspeed’. In the spirit of human grace, I hope she fixes herself up, but if not? I don’t know, it’s on her.

    Just say ‘nein’.

  17. BooJoulais says:

    Well….like my dear departed papa used to say, “You can’t explain logic to a brick wall.”