Amy Winehouse’s dad catches her in bed with ex Blake, kicks him out

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Just when you think Amy Winehouse was all cleaned up and on the right track… no, that’s not right. Just when you think Amy Winehouse was doing a little better than she used to and has a few positive things going on her life… still not right. But closer. Sh*t was getting better for Amy Winehouse. She wasn’t thrown in jail for hitting that dancer. She’d left the St. Lucia and seemed to be doing alright in London, everything considered. But the problem with London is that ex-husband/world’s biggest loser Blake Fielder Civil is in London, or thereabouts. Rumors immediately started surfacing that Blake and Amy were getting back together, and it appears the worst is true: not only were they caught hooking up by Amy’s dad, but he threw Blake out of Amy’s house like a teenager who’d snuck into her room.

AMY WINEHOUSE’s long-suffering dad Mitch is sick with worry – after finding her back in bed with her no-good ex-husband. He went charging round after the singer’s security guard told him Amy was with druggie and former jailbird BLAKE FIELDER-CIVIL.

The former cabbie, 58 – who suffers with heart problems and high blood pressure – threw Blake out of her home at Hadley Wood, North London, and allegedly threatened to “punch his lights out”. A source said: “Mitch hates the fact he’s reappeared – it’s making him ill. It’ll force him into an early grave. Blake begged Mitch not to hit him when he chucked him out. Mitch was absolutely furious, he still is.

“He can’t believe Blake has wormed his way back into his daughter’s life.”

Back To Black singer Amy’s night with Blake was the first meeting between the pair in 14 months. Our source said: “He thinks it’s the worst scenario for Amy. Just when she’s starting to sort herself out, the man responsible for dragging her into the gutter is crawling back into her life. Mitch is praying history doesn’t repeat itself. He is dreading the day he finds his daughter is back on hard drugs because of him. He’s worried sick.”

Mitch featured on Sky documentary Saving Amy last month. In the show, he said the pair “would kill each other if they got back together”. Amy and Blake wed in secret in Miami in 2007 and divorced last month. Blake has been in a rehab centre at Sheffield battling his addiction to heroin and other Class A substances.

[From the Sun]

In most cases it’s somewhat easy to offer up advice to strangers. I tell Amy Winehouse what to do in order to straighten herself out, Amy ignores me and I yell at her. Easy for both of us really. In this case I don’t feel like there’s any obvious, superficial answers to give. There are no clear cut right decisions left. Amy’s parents (and especially Mitch) are always bouncing back and forth between helping and hurting her. Saying they have to let her make her own mistakes and then rescuing her. And often enabling her. But what’s left? She’s not going to make good decisions. Are they just supposed to let her hit rock bottom, which for someone like her could very well mean death? Or do they keep saving her and kicking Blake out of the house?

I feel badly for everyone involved, but Blake and Amy least of all. Blake should fall down a well. That’s how I imagine bad things still happen in London. He’s skipping along a cobblestone path and whoops! A well! Hate when that happens. A bucket comes tumbling after him. Then it takes a sort of “The Ring”-esq turn, and Blake’s never around to bother Amy again. Um, not because he’s dead, because that would make me a bitch to wish that on him, but maybe because “well” is British slang for “forced rehab/sanitarium combo treatment program.” But he’s out of Amy’s life and she can go on her merry way. Failing that… restraining order. What does it take to get a restraining order in London? I think Mitch should go to a judge and just say “Look, I need an order of protection or I’m going to have to push this douche down a well.” Signed, sealed, delivered.

Here’s Amy and Tyler James at the Good Mixer pub in Camden on August 6th. I can’t stand to post any more pictures of Blake’s smarmy face. Images thanks to WENN.com .

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  1. RubyKaur says:

    Ugh, she makes me want to hurl…..she is so gross.

  2. Popcorny says:

    If I caught those two corroded cadavers trying to “get it on”, I’d quietly sneak up, try not to vomit, and gently build a pine box around them and let them have at it until it was all finally did and done, as they so obviously have a death wish.

  3. ogechi says:

    pathetic

  4. Nikki says:

    Amy will end up like Anna Nicole Smith. She will never learn a lesson… I feel sorry for her parents…

  5. gg says:

    JayBird, hilarious last paragraph of the article, cheers.

    Unfortunately not a hilarious situation for Amy, however. 🙁

  6. Vermithrax says:

    Vile.

  7. saintdevil says:

    Thanks for the nightmares!

  8. lway says:

    Amy is gross and so is her Blake. They desere eachother. Scumbags

  9. Lita says:

    JayBird all the posts you have written today are hilarious – thanks!

    The “deep well solution” – in addition to Blaaaaaaaaaaaake, I can think of a few other festering warts on the buttocks of humanity that deserve that treatment!

  10. BooJoulais says:

    You know, a horse, leading it to drink, blahblahblah. As long as folks keep enabling, excusing, pardoning and basically turning a blind eye, Winehouse will NEVER get better, ever. I wish Amy would learn from Whitney Houston. Cruel coincidence that Houston’s interview w/ Oprah is on Winehouse’s birthday, this Monday.

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  12. nove says:

    Mitch is too much, he is too domineiting and thinks he own Amy.
    Let Amy be with Blake if she wants, she is over 20 years old, she must have rights to her own life.
    I have read somewhere that Mich has spit the Amys family when Amy was 10 years old? Is that a correct news.
    He is not perfect, nobody is.