It’s been years since Brad Pitt has needed to go on a multi-country promotional tour for a film. Going from memory, the last time was probably Once Upon a Time in Hollywood, in 2019. So, the first time in three years that he’s done this. He was actually prepared for the Bullet Train tour. His stylist scoured LA for all of the expensive hobo fashion they could find. Pitt has toured Europe in an array of breezy linen skirts, thin cotton blouses and oversized linen-blend pants. Then at last night’s London premiere, Brad wore… a somewhat normal-looking ensemble? No skirts, no linen-blends. I don’t know what to think. Also: Brad apparently chipped a tooth recently and he went on this promo tour before he could get it fixed.
This week, I’ve been talking about how Hollywood stylists were completely unprepared to send their stars to Europe during Europe’s historic heatwave. The cast of Bullet Train has looked especially sweaty, and Joey King absolutely needs to fire her stylist for putting her in an array of black turtlenecks, black leather and now GLOVES. At the London premiere, Joey wore a particularly fug Marc Jacobs dress and paired the ensemble with Paula Rowan gloves and Le Silla boots. My God, would it have been the end of the world to put this poor young woman in a breezy sundress? She needs to fire her hairstylist too.
Aaron Taylor Johnson and Bryan Tyree Henry looked nice though. Sweaty but nice.
Photos courtesy of Avalon Red.
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- Aaron Taylor-Johnson seen at the Bullet Train UK Gala Screening on Wednesday, Jul. 20, 2022 held at Cineworld Leicester Square .,Image: 708685288, License: Rights-managed, Restrictions: , Model Release: no, Credit line: Julie Edwards / Avalon
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- Brad Pitt at the Bullet Train UK Gala Screening at Cineworld Leicester Square in West End, London, United Kingdom.,Image: 708697047, License: Rights-managed, Restrictions: To licence this image, email info@sidetrack.london for more information., Model Release: no, Credit line: Cat Morley / Avalon
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- Brad Pitt at the ‘Bullet Train’ UK Gala Screening at Cineworld Leicester Square in London, England. UK. 20th July 2022.,Image: 708716107, License: Rights-managed, Restrictions: Editorial Use Only, Model Release: no, Pictured: Brad Pitt, Credit line: JWP / Avalon
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- Kelly McCormick, Brian Tyree Henry, Joey King, Brad Pitt, Aaron Taylor-Johnson and David Leitch at the Bullet Train UK Gala Screening at Cineworld Leicester Square in West End, London, United Kingdom.,Image: 708722539, License: Rights-managed, Restrictions: To licence this image, email info@sidetrack.london for more information., Model Release: no, Credit line: Cat Morley / Avalon
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- Brad Pitt attends ‘Bullet Train’ UK Gala Screening at Cineworld Leicester Square in London, England. UK. Wednesday 20th July 2022. -,Image: 708784327, License: Rights-managed, Restrictions: NORESTRICTIONS, Model Release: no, Pictured: ‘Bullet Train’ – UK Gala Screening, Credit line: James Warren / Bang Showbiz / Avalon
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- Joey King attends ‘Bullet Train’ UK Gala Screening at Cineworld Leicester Square in London, England. UK. Wednesday 20th July 2022. -,Image: 708784368, License: Rights-managed, Restrictions: NORESTRICTIONS, Model Release: no, Pictured: ‘Bullet Train’ – UK Gala Screeni, Credit line: James Warren / Bang Showbiz / Avalon
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- Joey King attends ‘Bullet Train’ UK Gala Screening at Cineworld Leicester Square in London, England. UK. Wednesday 20th July 2022. -,Image: 708784391, License: Rights-managed, Restrictions: NORESTRICTIONS, Model Release: no, Pictured: ‘Bullet Train’ – UK Gala Screeni, Credit line: James Warren / Bang Showbiz / Avalon
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- Brian Tyree Henry attends ‘Bullet Train’ UK Gala Screening at Cineworld Leicester Square in London, England. UK. Wednesday 20th July 2022. -,Image: 708784513, License: Rights-managed, Restrictions: NORESTRICTIONS, Model Release: no, Pictured: ‘Bullet Train’ – UK Gala Screening, Credit line: James Warren / Bang Showbiz / Avalon
Joey, then Pitt, then Aaron.
I actually love the long, flowy dress.
They are all wearing sleeves or jackets but nobody is breaking a sweat. I would be visibly sweating.
Maybe Botox? Doesn’t that keep you from sweating or something or is that something I’m making up in my head? If it’s true, if I was a celeb I’d probably do it, at least before big promotional stuff like this during the summer. But I would be an absolute puddle in any of these outfits in the heat.
Brad looks well a lot better on this tour than that magazine cover that’s for sure. Joey actually has been looking good on this tour I think (but not this ensemble). Seems like everything by the stylists was picked out ahead of time and the stylists can’t pivot to something else.
Joey looks young, but she is a grown woman. She could have nixed the gloves if she wanted to, right? Too bad it’s not September. All her outfits have been fantastic, just not appropriate for the season—let alone a heat wave!
they must have deals with designers to wear that stuff, right?? otherwise, i can’t imagine why the stylists can’t pivot. it feels like we’re seeing a fall runway, so I’m thinking promises have been made even though they all look ridiculous in the middle of the summer and a heatwave.
Again with a turtleneck!!!
How hard is it look at an international weather site.
If I was Joey I would have taken one glance at that ass ugly future cleaning rag and sent my stylist for an eye exam. She could have popped over to Marks or HM and found something better. Hideous.
Agree. Her outfit looks like it came from charity bins of uncoordinated pieces. It begs to have some kind of mishap (major food or bev spill? encounter with wet paint? fall in a mud puddle?) necessitating a last-minute dash to a store for new duds.
If I was Joey, I would have just not worn the gloves. Kind of a cool look, I think, although I’m not a fan of that hair.
Why does Aaron pose like a douchebag in every photo? He looks so silly
He does, bless him. Closely followed by Pitt.
I suggest she fire the whole team, the stylist, hairdresser and make up artist seem to hate her. This is awful and I feel so bad for her.
Joey King’s stylist must have some kind of vendetta against her because that is the only reason for this happening.
Since somebody on the linen skirt-boots combo post mentioned Pitt’s lifts I can’t unsee it. Silly little man.
His “official height” is 5’11” so I’m betting actually 5’7″-5’8″ and then 2-4 inches of lift.