Divorced dude Tom Brady is ‘dating around… he’s shopping, he is out and about’

Back in February, Tom Brady tried to thirst-trap and it went horribly. To be fair, the real reason Brady posted a very awkward underwear selfie was some kind of lost bet-slash-underwear promotion. But let’s also be honest: Tom hoped that the reaction would be “wow, he looks hot!” That was not the reaction. The reaction was “wow, Tom is the most divorced guy ever.” Well, Tom is still sadly trying to thirst-trap by posting some beach photos with his kids and his dude friends, including Gronk (see below). Were some of these photos taken by a professional photographer? Perhaps. Speaking of, Page Six dropped this item this week:

Single ladies — hut hut. Newly available Tom Brady — who split with supermodel ex-wife Gisele Bündchen in October — is starting to get his feet wet in the dating game after 13 years of marriage.

A source tells us the quarterback “is dating around.”

“He’s shopping,” says the source of the newly eligible bachelor. “He is out and about.”

A rep for Brady, 45, did not respond to requests for comment.

[From Page Six]

Their divorce was finalized over four months ago, and Gisele is clearly… mingling with other men. Maybe those men are just friends, maybe not. But I am surprised that Gisele has seemingly moved on before Tom. Now, I bet Tom gets remarried before Gisele. I also think that his next serious girlfriend/wife will probably be blonde, American, at least fifteen years younger than Tom, and she probably won’t get along with Gisele. That’s my prediction, let’s see if I’m right. As for dating… he’s totally joining Raya, right?

Photos courtesy of Tom’s IG and Backgrid.

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  1. Flowerlake says:

    I had no idea who this is, but he came up in a quiz question yesterday.
    Thanks, Celebitchy. Now I know who this is 😉

    Is he the most famous American football player?

    • Brassy Rebel says:

      No, just the most obnoxious. Patrick Mahomes of the Kansas City Chiefs is the most famous.

      • TwinFalls says:

        I’m no Tom Brady fan but the man is a way bigger star than Mahomes. The movie wasn’t called 80 for Mahomes.

      • Bananarama says:

        It’s delusional to say Mahomes is more famous than Brady. Brady was the most famous name in football for nearly 2 decades, was married to one of the world’s biggest supermodels, and was known globally as a brand. Mahomes has had a solid 5 years but, if you’re not an American Football fan (aka: a fan of hand egg, irrespective of where you live), you would have no or minimal clue who Mahomes is.

      • Lady D says:

        O.J. waving hello from his prison cell.

      • girl_ninja says:

        Patrick Mahomes is not more famous than Tom Brady. His brother Jackson is definitely more notorious as he is a sexual assaulting douche bag tho.

      • Gennessee says:

        Peyton Manning would like a word…

    • ML says:

      I’m no (American) football fan, so I’ve been trying to rack my brains to think of great players, especially ones that might be known outside of North America. Yes, he’s probably the biggest (though supposedly recently retired. Again). He’s won the most championship games, had an internationally known wife, and I’ve seen his name with crypto ads on the internet.

    • AnnaKist says:

      Flowerlake, I am in Australia and I only learned about Tom Brady on this site. American football does have a lot of fans here, but it’s not often covered in sports reports, and fans know how to access it. Until reading the comments above, I had never heard of Patrick Mahomes. He may not be as famous as Brady, but I’ll bet he’s not as big a wanker, either.

      I am with you on his future, Kaiser, except I was being way too specific: tall, blonde, thin, “model”, beautiful in that generic Barbie-look that a lot of young women have nowadays, aged 22. Not TOO young, but he reminds me of Robin Thicke…

  2. Carrot says:

    Anyone serious would have to get along with Gisele and Bridget and their kids and put up with Tom’s food issues. I’ma gonna say 20 years younger, maybe some of the women who graduate from Leo?

    • ML says:

      TB’s entire raison d’être was fueled by football, and he’s (supposedly) re-retired. His ex-(good)witch helped him win a bunch of superbowls, and he did not want to get divorced. She’s also on fairly good terms with his other recent ex and all the kids. He’s involved with crypto issues… this guy is an emotional mess. Good luck to anyone who wants to take on that situation. Personally, he’s not my type and I would not.

      • molly says:

        Tom is like any other person who’s been rich and famous their entire adult lives. He has no clue how to function as a regular person who eats regular food, can do about regular things, and can have regular conversations. They have no skills for that. They’ve never had to!

        Even if you remove the NFL infrastructure of coaches and schedules, he’s still micromanaged by his personal trainers, nutritionists, publicists, agents, handlers, etc. I can’t imagine getting into a relationship with a team of people like that. A messy mess indeed.

  3. Ceej says:

    There is a special gross place for men who think of women as purchases and willingly describe dating as “shopping”

    If this is Tom, Tom’s rep, Tom’s friends… side eye to Tom and every person in their sphere who accepts this kind of misogyny.

    • North of Boston says:

      Agreed! The “shopping” phrasing is bad.

      Also, if you’re a guy looking to date or wanting to build an image of sexy guy playing the field, invoking wet feet is about as sexy as that bad awkward underwear pose. i.e. not sexy at all.

      There’s something about him, especially from the neck up that just seems really off and is off putting- like he’s always holding his head up with such tension and with a weird expression on his face, even when he’s just hanging around or playing with his kids. It’s like he’s over-trying in order to seem like he’s *something* that does not come naturally to him.

      It doesn’t make him more attractive, it makes him come off like someone if you saw him out at a bar, you’d give him a wide berth because he’s fidgety and intense and looks like he’s going to act unpredictably (and not in a good way)

    • TwinFalls says:


    • Elsa says:

      I came here to say that exact thing.

  4. Digital Unicorn says:

    I don’t get his appeal – great bod but he comes across as a not very bright bore.

    If he’s ‘shopping’ then these photo’s are clearly his ‘advertisement’.

    • ML says:

      I don’t understand it either.
      His “advertisement” is basically full of…mostly guys doing stuff at a beach. Seriously, does this scream, “I’m looking to date” at anybody? Romantic? Sexy?

      • Nina says:

        I am listening to an audio book and there was a very funny bit about how a dating app had a filter that would let you hide pictures of men with guns or fish. I would add, and footballs!

    • Bam says:

      Compared to the other dudes in the pictures he is the least attractive. He just seems so old, I’m 35, and his body/face just makes him seem sooooo much older especially compared to the others in pics. Maybe it’s the lean muscle tone or work he’s maybe done to his face but it’s a hard pass.

      • Chaine says:

        Even though he looks fit his body is weird because he has no pecs, and the blindingly whitened teeth are a huge turnoff. And the whole “bros throwing around the ball at the beach” thing that is going on, yuck. He will definitely be with a lot younger woman with a passing resemblance to Giselle, a gold digger for sure, and he will not recognize her as such because he is not smart.

  5. HandforthParish says:

    He’s… shopping???

    Why is that such a horrible expression?

    Is it an American thing because I’ve never heard it before and it is so depressingly sexist.

    • ML says:

      This American has never heard that and totally agrees with you, HandForTheParish.

    • Carrot says:

      Hahaha! You need grandparents with a record player! Motown The Miracles 1961

      • BeanieBean says:

        🙂 “My mama told me, you’d better shop around, shop shop, shop, shop around.”

    • Turtledove says:

      My foolish self thought they meant it literally, as in he’s been out BUYING clothes to wear on dates!!!

  6. markie17 says:

    DeuxMoi (re)posted something hinting that Brady and Reese were dating. Obviously there’s no way that’s true, but can you imagine?!?

    • Lens says:

      I wrote about that in another thread. She acted like it was a big scoop and it would be on her podcast tomorrow. Imma gonna admit it had me intrigued. Especially didn’t think Miss Southern manners (don’t @me I’m a southerner) would jump into dating the minute her divorce was announced. Even if she’s thought of herself as single for the past few years it’s the optics y’all.

  7. hangonamin says:

    ladies run away. far away. tom the robot brady will continue to love himself more than you.

  8. Brenda says:

    That underwear picture makes me want to vomit every time I see it.
    To me, it reeks of all the wrong things.
    But seriously, did anyone think he was going to say hey why don’t I go to a lot of therapy and work on being healthy as myself before I get into it with another person?

    There should be a dating app where a therapist has verified that you’ve gone through sufficient therapy to viably enter another romantic relationship in a healthy-enough manner.

  9. Lady D says:

    Hey Tom, I hear Olivia Wilde is free.

  10. HeyKay says:

    Oh, you guys, no.
    I’ve not been well this week.
    I can’t think of Brady and Reese OR Brady and Olivia Wilde together.

    I predict TB will be with a 22 year old who looks a LOT like G.
    New family on the way, in under 4 years.

    Man child with a big bank account.
    Btw, that underwear photo is terrible!

  11. Pocket Litter says:

    TB will always be a despicable cheater to me. Yuck. Is that Gronk losing his shorts? Lordy!

  12. Normades says:

    She will look like that Affleck nanny that wore his rings (similar age too).

  13. Side Eye says:

    Every time I see his face I think of 2 things:

    1) the nanny with the footies wearing his Super Bowl rings on that private plane;

    2) that nazi hat in his locker that no one ever asked about because they were too busy coddling Mr. White Fragility asking him why he doesn’t eat strawberries instead. Maybe they should have asked him why the hell he didn’t support his Black teammates, why he was completely silent on Black Live Matter, why he supported a White Supremacist President, why he affiliated himself with MAGA when his wife is an immigrant herself. But yes, let’s hear ALL ABOUT why you don’t eat strawberries Tom. Inquiring minds want to know!

    Anyone see that Ted Lasso episode where Sam protests the sponsor by blacking out with tape the Dubai Air logo on his jersey, the Nigerian players follow suit and then Jamie Tartt, a White player, asks for the tape, and Sam asks what the hell he is doing? Jamie responds: “we’re a team, we all have to have the same gear on” Translation: I support my teammates!

    Even Jamie Tartt got what Tom couldn’t get through his thick head. It’s why I’ll NEVER call him the GOAT. GOATS stand for something – and it’s not their bottom line. Doing the unpopular thing (at the time) takes courage and this dude is a slimy coward.

    Punk ass loser. And a Trump supporting one at that. Jackass!

    • Duo says:

      He’s also supposedly friends with Ron DeSantis. During DeSantis reelection campaign last year, he visited Wisconsin to stump for Governor Tony Evers opponent, who took him to a Green Bay game. The media reported that at that game, DeSantis showed off to whatever that loser’s name was (he lost, lol) and some donors that has Tom Brady’s number and texts him quite frequently. He apparently texted him in front of them and got a quick response back from Brady.

      Yup, he has always been trash.

  14. Wanda says:

    Whilst being out and about, could he maybe pick up a pair of pants? I’m sure he could afford it.

  15. LOL says:

    “Were some of these photos taken by a professional photographer?” OF COURSE those photos were taken by a professional photographer! And he photoshopped those photos.

    No, his ex-wife is not dating. You didn’t read her interview? She said she is not dating…