Stealth-mode Prince Harry will arrive in the UK today, or maybe he’s already there

I’m patiently waiting for the stalkers at the Daily Mail to publish their exclusive timeline of Prince Harry’s arrival to the UK and a giant map of the path he will take to get to the WellChild Awards. There’s only one sort-of good thing about the attention Harry’s brief visit has gotten: it feels like it would be pretty hard for the Windsors to organize some kind of stunt to harm him. Like, this isn’t a quiet visit, Harry has deliberately told everyone where he’ll be and why he’s coming to London. I hate that I even have to worry, but the last time the people knew where the Sussexes would be, it was a huge catastrophe involving a “paparazzi swarm” and what felt like a paramilitary exercise designed to harm them.

So, fingers crossed that Harry is able to move around and attend the event with little to no drama. It’s actually a good thing that the British papers have no idea when he’s arriving or if he’s already in town. It shows that Harry is perfectly capable of going stealth-mode whenever he wants. It also shows that the Sussex team isn’t leaking. Speaking of, you know how TMZ reported that the Sussexes toured a six-acre lot in Malibu this past weekend? It was only a matter of hours before the British media had photos of the property. Which pretty much tells you that the Sussexes won’t move there. In case we needed it emphasized, Page Six got a denial from the Sussexes’ spokesperson?

The “Princess of Montecito” isn’t going anywhere. Prince Harry and Meghan Markle — who currently reside in a $14 million Montecito, Calif., mansion — are not planning to move to Malibu despite reports that they recently toured an $8 million plot of land, a rep for the pair tells Page Six exclusively.

“There is no truth to them moving to Malibu or anywhere,” the spokesperson said Tuesday, adding that the Sussexes were not even in the California beach town over the weekend.

Instead, the duke and duchess spent their weekend attending high-profile events in Los Angeles, which is about 29 miles east of Malibu.

[From Page Six]

Okay. So they’re not moving to Malibu, nor were they looking at Malibu properties. It’s very weird that TMZ got that story. It’s even weirder that the Sussexes were apparently in LA the whole weekend and no one has any idea where they were staying! As I said, stealth mode. I’m so happy that they’re able to travel and do whatever the hell they want.

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  1. Yes Harry is very good at stealth mode. I hope he will be safe. I’m sure the insane are looking everywhere to find him. Glad I waited to hear from their spokesperson about looking for properties was very suspicious of tmz and their sources.

    • Wannabefarmer says:

      Isnt tmz owned by murdoch? I dont believe any of it, never did. Why would H&M move to Malibu of all places? And leave their joined at the hip palm trees? Remember H’s response when he saw those trees. “That’s us my love’ or something like that. Pls.

    • Mary Pester says:

      @susanCollins, me to Susan, you can bet your last wage slip that they will have a rent a mob to try and boo Harry so they can write page after page that Harry isn’t popular in the UK. Plus there would be another car chase. Stay safe Harry, and get out of this toxic country as quick as you can. Fly low and fly fast

  2. ThatsNotOkay says:

    What spokesperson would speak to Page Six? Like…

    • Polo says:

      They’re not leaking to page six. Page six went to ask for a comment and they responded. This is custom for all celebrities and politicians.

      TMZ most likely got that story just like they got a similar story last year. Remember that? Or where the hotel story came from.

    • Jan says:

      The spokesperson might have answered the question, because page six called it an exclusive, does not mean they didn’t answer the question.
      The days of ignoring are over.

  3. Snuffles says:

    In my head, Harry and Meghan were staying with Beyoncé and Jay Z and you can’t tell me anything different! 🤪

    As for Harry in the UK. My bet is that he’s already there, has been there for a few days and is probably quietly meeting with Wellchild families one on one before the actual event.

    • Slush says:

      Maybe he left from LA after the Beyoncé concert!

      • Wannabefarmer says:

        Which would explain why he wasnt at the birthday concert?

      • ML says:

        And the Beckhams (David owns the Miami team) are British and have a private plane, right?

      • Amy Bee says:

        @ML: What does the Beckhams have do with Harry and Meghan’s movements?

      • ML says:

        Amy Bee, Short answer: potentially nothing.
        The Beckhams attended the Sussexes’ wedding. And they travel between the States and the UK regularly (though I don’t know where they are at the moment). Harry was in LA for the soccer game and closer to the airport than Montecito and he wasn’t seen at Beyoncé’s bday concert.

    • Wendy says:

      @snuffles.. OMG I love you! in my head they were staying with Bey and Jay too! .LOL

    • Debbie says:

      So, once again it seems like a realtor was using their names as a shortcut to move a property or plot of land. Disgraceful. And as for possibly using a plane owned by David Beckham, it may be just me, but I would not trust Beckham for anything like this. He is way too eager to kiss up to the English crown in an effort to get a title. He’d likely go behind Harry’s back and report to Chuck or William when Harry would be landing, etc., “just to be upfront,” of course.

  4. Harla A Brazen Hussy says:

    I pray that Harry will be safe in London and that he’s able to get in, out and around without any hassles.

    It must be so satisfying for Meg and Haz to be able to deny stupid stories when they feel like it. I know that Kaiser thinks they should push back more often but I listened to an interview with Ari from WME and his take on false stories is to ignore them, don’t give them any air. Now that he’s repping them, I could see them taking this advice.

    • Maxine Branch says:

      And I think this is very good advice. The more you respond the more they will create gossip to get a response from you. Allow them to create their own stories and have to deny them without your input. The best way to kill a beast is with silence

      • ML says:

        Was this a “test?” Much as I despise TMZ, they’re often right about their gossip. Did H&M tell someone that they toured the property and now know they can’t trust that person, for instance?

      • Eurydice says:

        @ML – I was wondering this, too. TMZ is usually good at ferretting out info. OTOH, they tend to get their info directly from sources that want to leak their side of the story.

      • sevenblue says:

        Wasn’t the source the realtor? This did happen multiple times now. When a realtor wants to increase the value of the property, they just use Sussexes’ name as a potential buyer. I think we are gonna continue to see this kind of stories as long as it gets clicks.

  5. girl_ninja says:

    I’m glad that Harry is so careful, I think their security ramped it up after the stalker swarm in NYC. Doesn’t Tyler Perry have the house in L.A. that they stayed in when they first moved to the states? They probably stayed there all weekend.

  6. Amy Bee says:

    It’s seems like the realtor who spoke to TMZ was trying to drum up business for his plot of land by using Harry and Meghan’s name. And yeah, if there was any truth the story, it’s no longer going to happen because the location has been made public. As for Harry being in the UK, I think he’s already there. Remember when he showed up to court earlier this year and nobody knew he was in the country. Not only does Harry know how to travel in stealth-mode for all the reasons Kaiser outlined but it’s clear that Harry doesn’t inform the Palace of his travel plans. If he did they would be leaked to the press.

  7. Kingston says:

    I hv an idea where H might be staying for the 24 hours (or less) that he will be in the UK for WellChild. But I’m not gonna say it……..only that, it’s mentioned in Spare. And it plays a very special role in H&M’s personal mythology..

    • Afken says:

      Heheh I also have an idea. There are two places in England he could stay at that paps or tabloids would hesitate to publicise.

    • Julianna says:

      Their personal mythology? I’m confused on who this could be. I want to say a family member but I’m assuming your referring to something else entirely…?

      • Lady D says:

        “hesitate to publicise” I ask myself, who is the press afraid of and nothing comes to mind. There is no one in the royal family they would help hide this information, they mention his Spencer aunts anytime they’re seen, it’s not like they care what Sir Elton says, or what the govt and Scotland Yard say, so who are the press afraid of that they would back off on a story that would make them large coin?

  8. Jais says:

    Princess of Montecito😂. I mean it’s got a nice ring to it.

  9. Iz_Q says:

    Oh what a shocker…Will posted some video about a “surprise” visit somewhere about the Homewards thing. He apparently showed up and took selfies and even put on an apron at a business. Yeah…they are so transparent. Just on the same day Harry is in UK to attend Well Child Awards. Smdh.

  10. Becks1 says:

    I love that he can move in stealth mode now. the british press only knows he’s going to be at wellchild and nothing else and it is driving them insane.

  11. YeahRight says:

    It makes sense that a man who doesn’t have proper security there wouldn’t announce his whereabouts to the world. Even the police who would be assigned to him can’t guarantee his safety because they’re too busy sending each other racist texts about his wife and kids.

  12. Jb says:

    Maybe they already have a place in LA? That what I am wondering….

    • ArtFossil says:

      A video! Harry looks so confident and full of life. And so attractive . . . .

    • Mary Pester says:

      @Laurad YES and he looks bloody gorgeous, hot and healthy @quitecontrary, they can say what they bloody well want. WE know Harry is healthy and happy, and God soooooo hot, but obviously these poor little derangers have never seen a well tailored suit in their tiny little lives

  13. Lady D says:

    I clicked on your post twice in one minute, @Laura. The views went up by over 1000 in that one minute.