New couple: Charlize Theron & Jeremy Renner?

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Honest to God, this is the first I’m hearing of it, but it looks like this rumor has been floating around for a few weeks. It involves Charlize Theron and her recent (as yet unverified) split with Stuart Townsend, and how she and Oscar nominee Jeremy Renner have been spotted all over Los Angeles looking very close. Bitch! I can’t believe Charlize is trying to steal my man! In truth, there’s just a hodge-podge of anecdotal reports about Charlize and Jeremy hanging out, and there’s absolutely no proof that they’re anything but friends. But still, when you look at these photos, it totally seems likely.

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So here are the basics: Jeremy and Charlize have been friends “for years” – probably ever since they filmed North Country together, back in 2004-05. Charlize, being a good friend and an Oscar-winning actress, decided to hostess some events for Jeremy and The Hurt Locker team, most likely events for Academy voters. People Magazine noted that at one of those events, a guest said that “Charlize and Jeremy palled around and hung out for a while.” People also noted that Jeremy and Charlie “recently stepped out for drinks at The Foundry on Melrose in L.A., where they were ‘extremely comfortable together,’ an onlooker says. So, are they an item? According to a source, ‘they’re just really close friends.’”

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Next piece of information? The denial! Jeremy told People (via Starpulse) that he and Charlize are “just friends. We’re crazy about each other. I can go hang out with her and play her piano and sip Scotch.” Goddamn it! He drinks Scotch?!? I bet he watches NCIS too! He really is the perfect imaginary boyfriend, minus the whole “he’s probably bangin’ a blonde Oscar-winning bombshell who would likely shank me” stuff.

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Anyway, the final piece of information that I am obsessively collecting to “prove” that Jeremy and Charlize could be a couple: Charlize is going to the Oscars as a presenter and as Jeremy’s cheerleader, according to PopSugar. They think something’s up too! Damn it, why does Charlize get the hot guys? Oh, right. That whole blonde bombshell thing. Right.

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  1. creol says:

    she’s wearing the ring from Stuart

  2. Dorothy says:

    She goes from extremely HOT Stuart to fugly Jeremy??

  3. Granger says:

    He isn’t my “type,” but I kinda get Kaiser’s obsession, cuz he’s cute in a little boy way. Gall darn, Charlize is gorgeous. That woman would look good in a paper bag.

  4. Rianna says:

    She broke up with Stuart??? Omg! Has the woman’s brains fell out of her head?

  5. meme says:

    Jeremy is NOT fugly and get yer hands offa him, Ms. Charlize cause he’s MINE LOL

  6. Just a Poster says:

    I don’t know about everyone else, but that last picture.. Looks like they have gone into “Couple” territory to me!

    I really liked Jeremy in “The Unusuals” that was on ABC for a nano second. And I think they look cute together.

  7. Toe says:

    She must be a fool to drop Stuart Townsend. But hey, Stuart asked her for marriage, she said no (i think more than once), so she’s not getting “everything” she wants there.

  8. canadianchick says:

    She’s looming over him-kinda looks like Big Sis/bff vibe to me, I mean what guy wouldn’t brag about being with her? He’d be shouting from the rooftops.

  9. bros says:

    I do not think he is anywhere near tall enough or good looking enough for her. he is not an attractive guy. blech. come on charlize! she is one of the most beautiful women in hollywood. this is what you call slumming it.

    and why is she still wearing the little ring from stuart on her left hand if they broke up?

  10. elina says:

    all i care about is that stuart is free and available:)

  11. meme says:

    gee, i didn’t know qualifications for dating charlize included being tall enough and good looking enough. she probably didn’t know either. HEY maybe Jeremy is tall enough and cute enough for HER. jeesh, shallow ass people.

  12. Maritza says:

    I find Stuart better looking than Jeremy, besides she is way to tall for this guy!

  13. Sumodo1 says:

    Jeez, he’s a little feller, ain’t he?

  14. L says:

    I mean, this woman did date the lead singer from Third Eye Blind for a long time, so whoever she’s dating is still a ‘upgrade’ from that.

  15. kaila says:

    This woman is gorgeous. No offense but Stuart Townsend and Jeremy Renner are both trolls in comparison (height/unusual features). It doesn’t mean I think they are ugly, they just really aren’t suited to stand next to her.

    Yes this is a totally shallow commentary and no, it does not take into account what kind of people these guys may be. However, she is gorgeous and she seems like a good person which is a rarity in L.A. (I live there, and it is most definitely hard to find).

  16. bubbles says:

    eeww. he looks like something grown in the petri dish of a mad scientist. she definitely tradede down.

  17. MMS says:

    Oh, people, you fools. But he’s too short! But she’s to tall for him! But he’s too ugly! But she’s so much beautiful than him! yarayarayara… he must be laughing at you so bloody hard, and so is she. I can’t understand why is so difficult for people to believe it, when you look at it empirically it makes perfect sense. Good friends for years, she breaks up with boyfriend of many years, he gets an oscar nomination, she spends quality time with oscar nominee, a piano here, 2 scotch there, bam! bob’s your uncle. And a perfect publicity- machine cover if you ask me, ‘no I’m just hosting some events for my good friend who’s just being nominated’ ‘we are just such great friends’… crazy about each other? I love my friends but you’ll be hardly press to find me ever saying I’m crazy about them, hello? Freudian slip anyone?
    I have no proof and cannot follow them around LA, but I know other people have end up in jail for less circumstancial evidence. Although Kaiser, thankfully jury’s still out. You and me baby

  18. Camille says:

    Now this is a couple I can get behind. I can’t stand Stuart T, and if its true that Charlize dumped him then about damn time!
    I think these 2 would make an interesting couple, hope this is true.

  19. TG says:

    Not if I get Stewart first Ellin! Charlize looks like she could manhandle Jeremy. LOL

  20. the other mel says:

    They look completely into each other in these pics. He’s hot, she’s hot, and they look like they have chemistry. I could see it.

  21. Lway says:

    Aaah for fuck sakes. – WTF? She spent 9 years with Stuart and she can just move on to this fugly in like 2 months? What a moron!

  22. Bre says:

    If this is true I am really dissapointed in Charlize!! To be in a relationship for nine years and just hook up with someone right away is wrong. Karma is a beotch Charlize just remember!! But I still love you:).

  23. mexican says:

    Charlize theron intrigues me. There is a sadness in her, an emptyness that no money in the world could fill. She needs GOD in her life.

  24. Leanne says:

    What a cow,moving on so quickly.She was prob sleeping with him behind Stuart’s back.Don’t forget there were rumours about her with Will Smith too.
    She’s too snooty for my liking,Stu was always too good a person for her.Her new bloke is ugly anyway.

  25. Ella says:

    Renner’s a frickin’ great guy – I hung out with him once when they were shooting in our town. Really a lot of fun and pretty sweet – totally worth it for Charlize, great pick!

  26. Glow says:

    If she was cheating on stuart what a beotch!! Watch out Charlize cause what goes around comes around!!!KARMA BABY!!

  27. Tyler says:

    Man people will believe everything they read. Charlize and Jeremy are friends. That’s it. She’s still with Stuart to date.

  28. A_dean89 says:

    Wow, good job Renner. That’s my kind of woman you scored there. She’s gorgeous, tall and elegant enthralling beauty. Caught you staring her boobs, hahaha

    P.S she’s taller than Jeremy

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