Eh, I wasn’t even going to do this story just because I do feel a little sorry for Mischa Barton. She doesn’t elicit as much sympathy as someone like Britney Spears, and yet I do have more pity for Mischa than, say, Lindsay “Milkaholics Need Respect Too” Lohan. Granted, Mischa’s problems are of the same toxic blend of entitlement, dumb career moves, drugs, alcohol and laziness. But as far as has-beens go, Lindsay actually was something at one time. Mischa never really was… she was sort of famous and pretty for a few years on a TV show, and then nothing. Maybe that’s why I have slightly more sympathy for her? Eh.

Anyway, Page Six has a disgusting little blurb today about Mischa’s drunk, disgusting ass at Bar Marmont, which I assume is the in-house bar at the Chateau Marmont, where all the cool people hang out. Mischa was apparently “totally out of it” and she had to run outside to vomit. Because she’s classy.

Mischa Barton had a rough night over the weekend in Hollywood. A spy reports that the “O.C.” actress, who alternates between being on and off the wagon, rolled into Bar Marmont on Saturday alone and looking “totally out of it.”

Says our witness, “A few minutes after she comes in, she runs outside and vomits everywhere. And then she went back inside and hung out for the rest of the night.” A rep for Barton declined to comment.

[From Page Six]

It’s interesting that there’s no denial from Mischa’s rep, right? I mean, can a girl get a “Of course that never happened” or “It was food poisoning and exhaustion from working to hard on something”? So it’s probably true. Maybe if Mischa was Lindsay or one of the dumb celebrity girls, she could have gotten a food poisoning shout out. But her publicist probably hasn’t been paid in a while – considering Mischa is pretty broke. Sad.