Many know Greasy Bear Brandon Davis from his various drunken, drugged out shenanigans and his absolutely horrible taste in women, from Paris Hilton to Mischa Barton to Avril Lavigne. He was also the dude who coined Lindsay Lohan “Firecrotch”. The man is disgusting, and a waste of space. A greasy waste of space:
Anyway, Brandon ran into his ex-grilfriend Mischa Barton at the Nylon Magazine party on Wednesday night, and he didn’t like what he saw in his ex. Meaning, he thought she looked horrible. So he took to his Twitter to insult her (although he’s pulled the message down now): “Omg. Just realized my ex turned in to 1 of the fattest people in the planet. I’m gonna start dating plus sized models. Not! Mischa the Hefer”. Yes, he spelled “heifer” wrong. Here’s more:
Brandon Davis has found another way to bring negative attention to himself, taking to Twitter to call his ex-girlfriend Mischa Barton a fat hefer. He caught sight of her at a party for Nylon Wednesday night in LA and unleashed this message: “Omg. Just realized my ex turned in to 1 of the fattest people in the planet. I’m gonna start dating plus sized models. Not! Mischa the Hefer”.
Brandon is an oil heir who is most famous for his oily complexion, dating Mischa Barton during her ‘O.C.’ days and calling Lindsay Lohan a firecrotch. Brandon was overweight until a couple of years ago. A partygoer said Mischa was upset by the encounter with her ex and left around midnight.
“She was chain-smoking the entire night,” the source told the Daily News. “Mischa was never without a cigarette in her hand — and a puss on her face.”
[From The Huffington Post]
Ugh. On one side, I do think Mischa looks like crap. But I haven’t said anything about her weight, have I? No. Only her drugged out face and horrible hair and crappy clothes. Because those are the things I get judgy about. Has Mischa gained weight? Of course. She recently got heavy criticism for pouring her slightly chunkier booty into some God-awful yellow pants that were at least two sizes two small. So part of this is just that the girl doesn’t know how to dress now that she’s no longer a size zero, for which I say, go ahead. It’s open season on bad fashion on not knowing how to dress for your body. But to call her a “hefer”? Ugh. Team Mischa.
Ewww isn’t he that drugged out loser that hangs out with Paris Hilton? He should be the last person to speak.
If she’s fat, I might as well kill myself now. He’s gross.
Brandon Davis is a piece of crap. I think useless, toxic, waste of oxygen about sums him up. The only reason he’s even infamous (can’t bring myself to use the word famous) is because he used to hang out with equally useless wastes of oxygen (Paris Hilton). Yep, on this one – Team Mischa.
He also stole some money and jewelry from some friends if I remember correct. Probably for a drug habit he can’t support himself.
Wasn’t that his brother not long ago that was using a cane and drugged out of his mind making a video or some crap? Such a loser family.
OMG what a cruel piece of garbage he is. Poor Mischa. I for one took real issue with her last major fashion snafu, but I can’t imagine being called out by an ex like that.
Especially one so greasy and ugly – Is he somehow not familiar with the concept of mirrors?
She looks better than he does any day. He’s just pure trash.
Good job Kaiser. I’m proud of what you said on this one!
like that pig has any right to criticize someone else’s appearance. POS.
Hey Brandon maybe Mischa and many others realized that you are a greasy douchebag!!!
He looks like he’d have major B.O.
I feel bad for Mischa. Hope she can get herself together. Her weight is the least of her issues.
She just has to change her style.
He can’t change his kind of ugly…that stuff sticks.
Take a good long look in the mirror…….Brandon boy!
This is so low. Team Misha.
She looks strung-out honestly, but in no way fat. That Brandon guy sounds emphatically infantile.
What a dick
He is such a shit. And an ignorant shit at that. Obviously, he has a very limited awareness of what is fat and what is not.
If she is fat, I dont know what you would call me then.
Oh Mischa, the only way you could get us to like you again is by putting your greasy ex up to a twitter stunt so that you’d seem like Mother Theresa by comparison??
See how cynical celebrities have made me!
She’s not even fat. Yes, she’s considerably heavier than she was in her O.C. days, but was extremely thin back then. Like most women, her weight gain is not evenly dispersed throughout her body. The majority of it is in her hips and thighs. Her clothing choices just accentuate her problem areas.
I know she’s unhappy and most likely abusing drugs and alcohol. She needs behavioral therapy and to start living a healthier lifestyle. She still has a beautiful face, but if she continues down this path she won’t even have that.
I think Brandon Davis getting any of that OIL MONEY is a long shot.
His trust fund will run out one of these days, he doesn’t work and he is a useless waste of human flesh, and the least of his worries should be about an ex-girlfriend of yrs gone bye.
wow, not only is this distasteful, but it also doesn’t make sense. Is he repulsed or intrigued by her purported “fatness”. He makes it sound like it bothers him and yet he wants to go out and date a plus sized model? This guy is obviously either high or a complete moron… probably both.
She’s just leggy and she looks healthy. He’s a maggot.
Jackass.
He’s a nasty scab-looks like a walking meth lab!
MB has obviously made equally bad bf and wardrobe choices.
Sure, she’s gained weight. To the point where she looks like someone you’d see walking around on the street. She looks like a perfectly normal weight, and if she’s not healthy, that’s one thing, but she is in no way obese. I know everyone said this already, but this just drives me up the wall, especially coming from a greasy pig like Brandon. He’s a blight on humanity.
Many thanks for him for continuing to perpetuate the idea that only negative sizes are acceptable if you want to be considered beautiful.
If this woman is the “fattest person on the planet” then the obesity problem in the United States is OVER!
He’s the one that used to be fat:
http://deceiver.com/2010/04/09/potbelly-meet-kettle-brandon-davis-calls-mischa-barton-fat/
Thanks for posting this, I needed some material today.
I’m not a native English speaker but let me guess anyway – in the planet or on the planet? :-)))
@Me –
You are right, darling, it is “on the planet.” 🙂 In the planet would be molten lava and rock or whatever.
Mischa still looks underweight to me, actually. Her arms are like sticks, and her cheeks are positively hollow. I think Brandon Davis would get along well with Yale Reardon. (http://jezebel.com/5512570/shut-up-bro-she-was-ugly-indiana-u-student-explains-how-to-rate-girls)
His tweet will probably get her more public sympathy than her myriad of real problems.
I would more embarrassed that I was ever desperate enough to date him than a million “fat” comments. Fat can be lost, his stink probably lingers.
And juvenile stuff like this is usually a good indicator of who rejected who years ago.
it’s pretty well-known mischa has battled an eating disorder throughout her life. i’m sure Davis knows this. what a cruel asshole.
and davis is only infamous/well-known because of his granddaddy’s money. i suspect that, like casey johnson, his family has limited his funds in recent years, hence the alleged theft. won’t be surprised if he suffers a similar fate as johnson’s.
Please stop insulting pigs. What have pigs done to you? they don’t deserve to be compare to that scumbag.
Check out this guy’s twitter account:
http://twitter.com/BrandonDavis14
Really, are you 14 years old and in Mean Girls? I almost tend to think his twitter page is fake and a joke, because it is seriously THAT pathetic.
what a douche.
He’s a total moron.
Now she seems human, before she was some kind of invisible ornament.
Greasy Bear Davis is the male equivalent of Boobshit McGee in terms of intelligence, relevance, and common sense. In fact, those two would probably be perfect for each other. At least Boobshit allegedly has some sort of “occupation”, which you can’t say for this douche, who probably spends his days bathing in bacon fat.
If I may loosely quote from the film “My Man Godfrey”:
You (Greasy Bear) belong to that unfortunate category that I would call the “Park Avenue brat”. A spoiled child who’s grown up in ease and luxury… who’s always had (his) own way… and who’s misdirected energies are so childish that they hardly deserve the comment, even of a butler on his off Thursday.
I hate that dirty bastard, take a friggin bath, then talk about others, Misha is fat?? She gained like what 5lbs…she was in psych ward/rehab, they feed ya in there ya know?
Plus she smokes weed and that gives ya munchies. This prick, piece of shit always has something to say, if he didnt have his families money, he wouldn’t get a 2nd look and as soon as he opened his mouth, someone would beat the fuck out of him. I wish they would NOW!!
team mischa indeed
Pot calling kettle? He is fat and greasy and ugly! And he has no money because grand daddy was in debt millions and he has no trust so he lies to people about his money. Get a job and get a life and lose some weight Brandon you fat greasy poor slob
Snort some more coke you greasy drug addict
She’s only 24? poor girl, she looks beaten.
Poor ol jealous Paris is at it again using her greasy boyfriend dealer.. remember ‘fire crouch?’ to critize another ex friend and sharing addict.. He’s a useful putz., and they don’t like it when you refuse their expensive services.
Here’s the thing Miss Davis, if you are going to insult someone do it to thier face not on some cheap ass tweet. That way she can throw a drink in your face and you can blot for a change. You are more of woman than Mischa. Man up bitch.
Ugh, I need a Xanax.
Mischa is thick. I don’t like Brandon Davis. Didn’t he recently do an interview saying “Mischa has insecurities like everybody else..” and now he’s picking on her?
@ fizxgirl
You might have missed that he wrote “NOT!” after the wanting to date a plus sized model comment.
Either way, he’s got no room to talk because he used to be heavy himself. She’s not even heavy!
Ahh, part two of “Lindsay Lohan is one of the poorest people I know”.
C’mon – Why are you guys even reporting on this? He knows exactly what he’s doing when he makes these absurdly false claims – it generates attention. Stop giving it to such an obvious attempt.
I’d imagine that if she has put on weight, it’s probably due to some accidental and unfortunate absorption of some of his residual grease.
Hey, remember that one girl who was heavier in adulthood than she was when in her mid-teens? That was crazy-cakes.
At any rate, no good can come of taking Crotch-Rot seriously, so she shouldn’t.
I always thought she was gorgeous… Beautiful facial features.
She’s definitely no fatty in a halfshell; but has been looking a little rough lately.
if she’s fat I’m a whale!! =) But rather be a whale that look like he does..
Is it wrong that when I read that, the first thing I noticed was that he misspelled the word “heifer”?
http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/heifer
Also, he’s a disgusting jackass. I wouldn’t touch him with a 10-foot pole. Wait, yes I would. Smacking upside the head is considered “touching”, right?
Also, I <3 you Mama Besser. “Crazy cakes” is now my favorite new phrase.
he’s a piece of crap that’s for sure and the comment is beyond mean.
however i do agree that she needs to learn to dress differently in stuff that will suit her current body shape. those yellow pants really did look ridiculous on her.
He’s fucking VILE!
Wow. This guy is unbelievable. Personally, I thought she looked pretty good at this event. I didn’t see the ugly drug face the rest of you were talking about–I thought her complexion looked nice and glowy, and her makeup kind of 70s Cosmo. It’s true that she needs to hit the trails to tone up and get off the drugs, but she is by no means a heifer.
Why did he even feel the need to say that? truly feel sorry for Mischa-way more than say, Lindsay- he seems really sad and just sort of stuck-no way out. To say that about her was unnecessary and intentionally cruel-he is so gross and probably rivals Jon Gosselin in penis size, and therefore feels the need to redirect all neg. attention. BACKFIRE!
What he did was a very bad thing. He is VERY IMMATURE – I’m surprised he’s learned nothing from his prior escapades slamming women in public.
Mischa looks so much cuter without all the dark eye makeup. That shot of her in the polka-dot jumpsuit looks natural and fresh, instead of nightclub.
@Julia: Heh, thanks. I’ve had a long term understanding with both the crazy and cakes: it’s real, and it’s deep.
He’s wearing a backwards baseball hat? Really? Really??
Mischa Barton is disgusting.
That said, Brandon Davis is more disgusting…
If that isn’t the pot calling the kettle fat. That greased up loser isn’t exactly an oil painting himself. He’s disgusting.
what an a$$hole.
don’t you know he makes his RICH parents proud; he and that also worthless brother of his !
TEAM MISCHA!
She should quit crack… her face look like 50…
Him calling her even 5 lbs overweight is pretty rich – considering he looks just like FAT ELVIS!
i think she has a cute shape that could use a bit of toning and better clothing/lifestyle choices..he on the other hand couldn’t give me what’s left of his trust fund to be in the same room as this a-hole
I wish I could kick this guy on the groin! A squashed roach on the bottom of my shoe looks better than this piece of crap. He shouldn’t talk anyway, it’s not like he’s looking like Ryan Kwanten
He’s such an enema-bag.
I have never NOT seen him look like a drunk drugged out greaseball..all he does is insult women. what a punk
that’s all I have to say about that.
Obviously the guy is a douche and his nasty tweet about an ex girlfriend is disgusting but aren’t WE being a little hypocritical?
We’ve all made snarky comments about celebrities being fugly, we criticise them for being too thin, too fat, bad parrents, horrible spouses. Are you telling me that comments like his don’t appear in every gossip site, blog or tabloid? Aren’t we the pot and isn’t he the kettle?
Ooooh, you’re thinking so critically, melina! I will stop talking shit.
This guy looks bloated. I hope he is ok because bloating is unhealthy.
i agree he’s an idiot. but i’m glad to see her fat. she annoys me as one of those ppl who said ohhh i naturally skinny teehee. yeah right biatch. even when she was skinny she was always flabby and gross looking
Pot, kettle, black, Mr. Davis. You’re not much to look at either. 😉
This from a sweaty drug addict.
Proverbial prodigal son. Sigh…
That closeted, self-loathing homosexual should learn to shut his pathetic mouth.
Holy crap does this guy hate women. Stop using women as your punching bag you coward & get some sorely needed therapy.
The best part is that he won’t get nearly as much money as he was supposed to, so all of his arrogant vacuousness is all for nothing!
Just because you are rich doesn’t mean you are incapable of being a loser, you sweaty taint.
he shouldn’t have said it but any one who says she isn’t fat is in denial…or most likely fat themselves..
The rumor was he used to be her main drug supplier when they were still dating. There were several blind items about it.
When he’d visit her on the OC set, he’d order the crew around.
Perhaps she is a few pounds overweight, but she could get rid of them through diet and exercise.
His problem is unsurmountane, however. As my grandpa used to say, ‘Ain’t no cure for stupid’.
poor girl. she is beautiful. just lost.