Last month, the Atlantic dropped an exceptionally well-sourced article about FBI Director Kash Patel. According to FBI and DOJ sources, Patel drinks to excess constantly, and it’s seen as a huge problem within the FBI and outside of the FBI. He’s also paranoid and stupid. How stupid? He sued the Atlantic for $250 million, claiming that the story was false and defamatory. And yet… he ordered FBI agents to investigate the Atlantic’s Sarah Fitzpatrick, the journalist who wrote the stories. If all of Fitzpatrick’s stories are false, why are you investigating her or her FBI sources? Well, soon after the news about the FBI probing Fitzpatrick, she had another huge exclusive in the Atlantic. Apparently, Kash Patel created his own Patel-branded bourbon, which he passes out to civilians and work colleagues. It’s all part of the way he’s “merching” the FBI.
President Trump’s FBI director has a great deal of affection for swag. Merchandise for sale on a website he co-founded—still operating, nearly 15 months into his term—includes beanies ($35), T-shirts ($35), orange camo hoodies ($65), trucker caps ($25), “government gangsters” playing cards (on sale for $10), and a fight with kash Punisher scarf ($25). One thing not for sale is liquor, because liquor is something Patel gives away for free.
Last month, I reported that FBI personnel were alarmed by what they said was erratic behavior and excessive drinking by Patel. (The FBI director has denied the allegations and filed a defamation suit against The Atlantic and me.)
After my story appeared, I heard from people in Patel’s orbit and people he has met at public functions, who told me that it is not unusual for him to travel with a supply of personalized branded bourbon. The bottles bear the imprint of the Kentucky distillery Woodford Reserve, and are engraved with the words “kash patel fbi director,” as well as a rendering of an FBI shield. Surrounding the shield is a band of text featuring Patel’s director title and his favored spelling of his first name: ka$h. An eagle holds the shield in its talons, along with the number 9, presumably a reference to Patel’s place in the history of FBI directors. In some cases, the 750-milliliter bottles bear Patel’s signature, with “#9” there as well. One such bottle popped up on an online auction site shortly after my story appeared, and The Atlantic later purchased it. (The person who sold it to us did not want to be named, but said that the bottle was a gift from Patel at an event in Las Vegas.)
Patel has given out bottles of his personalized whiskey to FBI staff as well as civilians he encounters in his duties, according to eight people, including current and former FBI and Department of Justice employees and others who are familiar with Patel’s distribution of the bottles. Most of them spoke on the condition of anonymity out of fear of reprisal.
Patel has distributed his self-branded bottles while on official business, including during at least one FBI event. He and his team have transported the whiskey using a DOJ plane, including when he went to Milan during the Olympics in February. One of the bottles was left behind in a locker room, according to a person who was there. (I reviewed a photograph of the bottle.) On the same trip, Patel was filmed drinking beer with the gold-medal-winning U.S. men’s hockey team—behavior that officials have said did not sit well with the teetotaling president. Patel defended himself at the time, saying he was just celebrating with his “friends” on the hockey team. Patel’s use of DOJ aircraft to transport cases of alcohol has been the subject of discussion among FBI staff.
The FBI did not dispute that Patel gives out bottles of whiskey inscribed with his name, but in response to a detailed list of questions, a spokesperson portrayed the gifts as routine within the FBI and the broader government. He added that “the bottles in question are part of a tradition in the FBI that started well over a decade ago, long before Director Patel arrived. Senior Bureau officials have long exchanged commemorative items in formal gift settings consistent with ethics rules. Director Patel has followed all applicable ethical guidelines and pays for any personal gift himself.”
The spokesperson declined to clarify which ethical rules Patel was following, when the bottles were engraved with Patel’s name, or whether any bottles had actually been reimbursed as personal gifts. The FBI also declined to provide images of bottles bearing the names of past directors. When I reached a former longtime senior FBI official to ask whether he’d ever seen personally branded liquor bottles distributed by a previous FBI director, he burst out laughing.
Generally, senior federal officials can create and hand out “challenge coins” to friends, supporters, veterans and visitors. Presidential challenge coins are extremely popular, but other Cabinet-level officials might have their own challenge coins. This is something else entirely – the FBI Director lugging around a case of bourbon so he can hand out personalized “Kash Patel-branded” bottles to complete strangers? It’s not just an ethical dilemma, it’s tacky as f–k. Incidentally, Patel did design challenge coins. The coins have the “Punisher” symbol on them.
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- Kash Patel, Director, Federal Bureau of Investigation (FBI) looks on during a roundtable on antifa in the State Dining Room of the White House in Washington, DC, USA Featuring: Kash Patel Where: Washington, District of Columbia, United States When: 08 Oct 2025 Credit: Francis Chung/POOL via CNP/INSTARimages.com
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- Kash Patel, Director, Federal Bureau of Investigation (FBI) looks on during a bill signing to award Congressional Gold Medals to the 1980 US Olympic men’s ice hockey team in the Oval Office of the White House in Washington, DC, USA, December 12, 2025. Featuring: Kash Patel Where: Washington, District of Columbia, United States When: 12 Dec 2025 Credit: Francis Chung/POOL via CNP/INSTARimages.com
















We are being run be a drunken demented circus 🎪 I’m so tired of all of this absolutely unacceptable and extremely unprofessional behavior. Sadly I don’t think sanity or normal will ever return at this point.
And illegal. This is illegal behavior. He’s running a merch shop online?!@?@??! Making money off his federal job?!?!?! Using taxpayer funding to make personally-branded booze?!?!?! ‘Cause you know that stuff comes out of his budget. J. Edgar Hoover would slap this guy silly.
Career government employee here and I have NEVER seen branded merch for sale. I can’t give gifts to anyone or accept gifts or payments from anyone. Full stop. Once when a family asked if they could send my team a thank you gift for a challenging legal case we handled, we politely said no, but thank you for thinking of us. Despite our decline, they sent us a beautiful potted blue hydrangea. We were told to put it in a common conference room for all to enjoy. We were told that plant better not end up in any of the team member’s gardens or our a$$ would be out on the sidewalk. I watered that thing until it gave up the ghost. Ka$h is a douche bro clown and an embarrassment to the FBI but why would we expect anything else from this regime.
I just said today that it’s like being stuck in a car with a driver that’s a self-destructive, drunk addict. If we got hurt or died they’d laugh. It’s all so horrific. They’re stealing from us, making our lives worse, and destroying the country.
“ka$h”? The Punisher logo? What is he, fucking 12?
They’re all facking 12.
And they’ve never actually read the Punisher or listened to Springsteen or Rage Against the Machine.
Dumbasses.
Along those same lines, my husband’s MAGA cousin once wrote an essay arguing that the Empire in Star Wars were actually the good guys. I never read it myself, but Mr. Miranda says it was incoherent. I’ll take his word for it, because how could such an argument be otherwise?
I don’t even know what to say. Even if The Felon finally decides to fire this fool, he will probably appoint someone far worse.
I can’t wait till this lunatic gets canned and we get to see his WH portrait sitting in a trash can like Bondi’s.
Also, their obsession with The Punisher has always struck me as very bizarre–MAGA has nothing in common with that comic book character.
I don’t even know what The Punisher is. People read comic books, but does anyone IDENTIFY themselves with the character? I mean, unless you’re three and dressing up for Halloween? Also, it’s so gross that he puts the dollar symbol in his name.
I’ve seen the Punisher logo around these circles for years. It’s been heavily used on military patches – especially among special forces and Navy SEAL-type units and usually by the more hardline “bada$s” groups. It started as a Marvel character, but the symbol really took off during the Gulf War era and became embedded in a certain military culture.
Now you see law enforcement using it too, which honestly always gives me a bit of a giggle, considering what the Punisher character actually represents.
as for KP – I mean, …. he screams bullied kid at school living his best pretendarian life now. He’ll be able to access the mental health and psychological supports in jail.
This man is unfit, unworthy, extremely stupid and ridiculous. I’d laugh but it just makes me want to cry.
He is such a goofy bug eyed fruitcake!
Seriously, he seems like he has a real problem and not just booze. Trump seems to prefer folks with character flaws. He can bully them better and bend them to his will.
YIKES!
“ He is such a goofy bug eyed fruitcake!” @810mama that hit me right in the giggles!!!! Hahahhahaha thank you!!!!
“If everyone else around me is drinking, nobody will notice that I am a drunk.”
Ka$h Patel has almost made me nostalgic for J. Edgar Hoover. Hoover was a Nazi but Patel is a Nazi, a fool, and a drunk. The Biden administration gave out challenge coins. How boring!
The incompetence, corruption, and fascism are never a problem for Trump. But drinking is outrageous and can get you fired.
What a loser. Does he even know what the FBI does. He is a walking security risk.
I’m old enough to remember when a Secretary of Defense nominee could not be confirmed because he was known to be a heavy drinker. John Tower in the late eighties.
And yet, this guy got confirmed by a Republican Senate. Rules have certainly changed!
Because nothing says PARTAYYYY like the FBI.
Nothing surprises me with this bunch of fools anymore.
They should be completely embarrassed by the fact that most of the time they have no understanding of the lyrics (usually without permission from the artist) in the music that they use at their rallies or the images that they use in their memes. But they are not.
This moron (and the rest of them) doesn’t even realize the Punisher loathes the FBI, the DoJ, and ICE. It’s not even hidden. The character is very upfront about how anti-law enforcement he is.
exaccccccctly
Trump lets his “important” minions spend lavishly, as he himself does. It’s all a big trump sump or pigs at the trough. Truly disgusting.
🤨 ‘Senior Bureau officials have long exchanged commemorative items in formal gift settings consistent with ethics rules.’ Bullsh*t! You know what the limit on gift-giving is for federal employees? Ten dollars. Ten dollars! Those bottles of booze cost way more than ten dollars. Standard commemorative item is a coin–I have one from when I worked for the Park Service & one from when I worked for the Navy. Branded bourbon, my a**.
And he spells his name KA$H … with the dollar sign … like tacky moron he is.
Also the Pentagon is handing out contracts to anyone who pays enough. Hopefully when we have the next competent Democratic president he sends all these corrupt aholes to the Hague.
Is the American public paying for this sh—James Comey will spin in his grave.