Mitch McConnell has been hospitalized for over six weeks. In June, he collapsed in his Washington home, an ambulance was called and, in the 911 call, it sounded very much like McConnell had a cardiac event. Kentucky’s Gov. Beshear heard rumors (from federal officials) that McConnell passed away, and it absolutely looks like the state GOP is pulling some Weekend at Bernie’s situation around McConnell’s Senate seat. Two weeks ago, McConnell posted a health update and a proof-of-life photo. No one believed any part of it – the photo has uncanny valley vibes and the health update was a joke. Well, McConnell’s office just announced that they’re not going to bring that empty turtle shell to Congress to vote on anything. His doctors haven’t medically cleared him, which is absolutely a medical euphemism. McConnell’s office released a “fresh” proof of life photo too. LMAO.
Senator Mitch McConnell, the former Republican leader from Kentucky, who has been hospitalized for six weeks, said on Monday that he would not be returning to the Senate this week as lawmakers work toward their August recess.
In a statement from his office, Mr. McConnell, 84, also said that he would not be at this Saturday’s Fancy Farm, an annual state political picnic that he has attended for more than four decades and is a must for politicians in Kentucky.
“I’m still working hard to get back to my full schedule of work in the Senate and in Kentucky, keeping up with intense physical therapy per my doctors’ orders,” Mr. McConnell said in the statement. “Unfortunately, that means I won’t be able to make it to Fancy Farm, Kentucky this Saturday.”
The statement from Mr. McConnell’s office also included a photo of him smiling broadly and seated in a chair propped up by a pillow alongside his wife, the former labor and transportation secretary Elaine Chao.
In an accompanying statement, the office of the attending physician of Congress said that Mr. McConnell was continuing to recover from a fall at his home on Capitol Hill last month but that he was “not yet medically cleared” to leave the facility where he was being treated and return to the office.
The statement also said that physicians from the congressional unit visit with Mr. McConnell every day, “discussing all aspects of his rehabilitation care.” It added: “Since his discharge from hospital care, he has maintained a strenuous course of physical therapy and rehabilitation, including multiple sessions a day designed to rebuild strength and reduce the risk of future falls. His bout with childhood polio continues to be a significant factor in his mobility.”
For argument’s sake, let’s say that all of these health updates are honest and above-board. If McConnell’s health and mobility is truly this bad – bad enough for a prolonged two-month hospitalization and zero medical clearance for work – why not step down for the final months of his term? You know what I mean? He’s not running for reelection, his party has moved past him and grown even more unhinged, and he’s miserable in every sense. Just “retire” early. But they can’t do that because all of these people are in too deep with whatever this is.
Photos courtesy of Cover Images and Mitch McConnell’s Senate Office.
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- United States Senate Minority Leader Mitch McConnell (Republican of Kentucky) speaks to the media following the weekly Senate policy luncheon. McConnell stopped speaking in the middle of his opening remarks and was escorted away from the podium before returning to answer questions and saying, “I’m Fine” in the US Capitol in Washington, D.C. Featuring: Senator Mitch McConnell Where: Washington, District of Columbia, United States When: 26 Jul 2023 Credit: CNP/startraksphoto.com
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- United States Senate Minority Leader Mitch McConnell (Republican of Kentucky) speaks to the media following the weekly Senate policy luncheon. McConnell stopped speaking in the middle of his opening remarks and was escorted away from the podium before returning to answer questions and saying, “I’m Fine” in the US Capitol in Washington, D.C. Featuring: Senator Mitch McConnell Where: Washington, District of Columbia, United States When: 26 Jul 2023 Credit: CNP/startraksphoto.com
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- United States Senate Minority Leader Mitch McConnell (Republican of Kentucky) speaks to the media following the weekly Senate policy luncheon. McConnell stopped speaking in the middle of his opening remarks and was escorted away from the podium before returning to answer questions and saying, “I’m Fine” in the US Capitol in Washington, D.C. Featuring: Senator Mitch McConnell Where: Washington, District of Columbia, United States When: 26 Jul 2023 Credit: CNP/startraksphoto.com
I didn’t know there was such a thing as “the office of the attending physician of Congress”. ….begging the question, why isn’t that type of medical care provided in every workplace? I had a work assignment in France a number of years ago, when I was much younger, and there was a doctor whose job included consultations with local employers. All of them had to have a doctor working in a liaison capacity and one of the doctor’s regular duties was to interview new employees about their health and take basic info to create a patient profile. I was astonished at this practice, it was like being a kid going through the yearly checkup before the start of school, but it’s absolutely normal in the EU. …..the more light they have to shed on this situation, the more it highlights the class divide between Congress and the rest of us.
They certainly have better care than us peons. But I think this “office of the attending physician” is mostly a legal fiction to provide cover for members in situations like this. Ever since I learned about Ronny Jackson (who was President Obama’s doctor in the White House!), I have been side eyeing all these government doctors. Now, Jackson is a Republican in Congress after being outed as a predator and a coke head. Trump’s current attending physician is another example of how they are willing to lie about the health of their alleged patients.
This whole thing is so irresponsible! I do not want to wish summer and fall away, but I can’t wait for the midterm elections!
Dead or alive, the air around McConnell reeks of sulpherous fumes with a nice tang of brimstone.
I’ll believe it when it when I see a live video, thanks.
It’s weird that they think this op is working.
I think it’s quite sweet about how Mitch and his wife got matching facelifts for the proof of life photos.
Right! The work on his face is incredible; takes 20 years off.
I just think the level of scrutiny inflicted on women in general and mothers in particular is striking, especially in the US, in contrast to the hands-off attitude of — to paraphrase — whoa, let’s let the man have his dignity, space, and time. Let the poor guy breathe. I mean. Women’s health is woefully and horribly neglected, menopause is massive wrench that is dimly understood and even experts treat it like a delicate health issue and not a compelling public health challenge with effects on employment, career prospects, family care, personal equilibrium, etc…. Pregnancy and birth are treated like pretexts to invade a woman’s privacy, undermine her autonomy, question her sanity and sabotage her agency. None of this is about healthcare. They literally don’t care if women bleed to death in parking lots because their doctors risk jail if they perform medically indicated terminations. So everyone who’s big enough to request — and expect — forbearance in this instance, can take a good, long, lifetime look in the mirror. It’s like the last days at Versailles when everyone was dropping of smallpox because they were all cooped up in that rabbit warren ripe for contamination.
The epistemiccrisis guy pointed out that if he looks this well, with this much color and control of his face, he should be more than well enough to have a press conference or call in to somewhere. But this isn’t real so they can’t produce him talking to someone live on camera. He’s just going to have a setback on Aug 4 and unfortunately, will die immediately.
Wherever he is, he can’t show up to vote in the Senate, and that’s all that matters. He can stay in whatever facility he’s hiding him in. He’s doing us a favor.
Several people on Musk’s hell site were pointing out that a woman in Elaine Chao’s position would never wear a black bra under a light colored shirt. It’s “just not done”