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Celebitchy Archives: Brandon Davis
Jun
06
Is Brandon Davis making Lindsay Lohan cum freckles?


Lindsay Lohan and Paris Hilton made up at a party, with Paris later calling Lindsay "sexy" for good measure. Lindsay may have also made up with her verbal attacker, Brandon Davis, in spades, because his grandmother claims she's dating him:

IN a desperate bid to extinguish the "firecrotch" furor that has burned the oil-rich Davis dynasty in Beverly Hills, family matriarch Barbara Davis is telling friends that her bratty grandson, Brandon Davis, is now dating Lindsay Lohan, the subject of his vulgar tirade last month.

At sappy saxophonist Kenny G's birthday party in Malibu Saturday, Barbara [Brandon Davis' grandmother] was overheard inexplicably telling party guests, "Brandon is dating Lindsay now!" A rep for Barbara agreed, telling Page Six that Brandon took Lohan out to dinner last weekend.

But chief Lohan-dler Leslie Sloane responds that Davis has gone daffy: "It is unfortunate that Barbara Davis is desperate enough to make up a lie about Lindsay dating her grandson.

"Lindsay took the high road and accepted Brandon's apology last week, but they are not dating and they did not go to dinner together.Lindsay is dating several men who live overseas." (That's several men, lest any of Lohan's foreign suitors think they have the freckle-faced phenom all to themselves.)

That's hysterical. Old people get confused and think that youngsters are dating whenever they hang out together. In Lindsay and Brandon's case they're probably just fucking.

Lindsay's publicist says she's dating "several men," though, so how can she keep up?

Here's Lindsay with Karl Lagerfeld at the CFDA fashion awards and with Kevin Klein, Meryl Streep, and Lilly Tomlin at the Prarie Home Companion premiere. She is shown with her little sister at the movie's after party. [via]

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May
24
Paris lets 50 Cent feel her boob; Lindsay makes out with Stavros


Paris Hilton was seen sitting on 50 Cent's lap in Cannes. He checked out her tiny cans and put a hand on her boob . She later got cosy with scum-bag director Brett Ratner, who is Lindsay Lohan's ex f*ck buddy. Lohan and Paris missed each other in Cannes, though:

According to the Mirror, while at a party at the Hotel Du Cap, Hilton and rapper 50 Cent were getting hot and heavy.

A source told the tabloid: “They looked very friendly. Paris was sitting in Fiddy’s lap ad when she leaned over to talk to a pal he sneaked a looked down her top.

“Later his hand was resting on her boob and she was loving it!”

However, Fiddy was just one of Hilton’s conquests that night. She quickly moved on to Brett Ratner, director of ‘X Men: The Last Stand’ and a romantic interest of Hilton’s latest rival, Lindsay Lohan.

The source added: “She was absolutely monopolising Brett.”

Monopolizing isn't the same as making out, unfortunately.

The Mirror could have easily made up that story based on photos that came out of Paris with 50 Cent at the party, shown below.

Lindsay Lohan was making out in public with Paris' ex, Stavros Niarchos, and also spent the night at his hotel. She seems to be spreading the fire-y love.

A source revealed to the New York Daily News that Lohan was spotted leaving Niarchos’ hotel.

Lohan and Niarchos openly "kissed and held hands" while out at Butter earlier this week according to the source who added: "Lindsay went back with him that night to his hotel room,"

"He was staying at Soho House, but her room was crosstown at the Mercer."

Here is Lohan getting swag at the GQ Celebrity Poker Tournament. She seems to be dressing from Nicky Hilton's clothing line. Paris is shown at the De Grisogono party in Cannes on 5/22. Kimora Lee Simmons, Tommy Hilfiger, and Brandon Davis are also pictured. [via]

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May
23
Longer Video of Lindsay Lohan fan striking back at Brandon Davis


A longer video of a Lindsay Lohan fan confronting Brandon Davis for his "firecrotch" rant has been posted on YouTube. You can even see the woman's face. She first yells at Brandon when he enters the club, and again confronts him when he comes out to smoke a cigarette. The video makes it seem as if she annoys Davis so much that he's forced to leave in a waiting limousine, but maybe it's just edited together to look that way.

The woman makes a good point when she tells Davis that Lohan earned her money while he got his from daddy. According to people dishing about the demise of Davis' relationship with Mischa Barton last spring, he had to ask his family for money constantly, which may explain his vile for "self-made" teen star Lohan.

Thanks to PhoenixComplex on the JJB board for posting the link to this video.

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May
19
Lindsay Lohan takes the high road with Davis; admits that she's slutty


Lindsay Lohan shows how self-aware she is by admitting that she can't be monogamous:

'Mean Girls' star Lindsay Lohan says being a one man woman is impossible for her. The 19-year-old, who has been linked to a string of Hollywood hunks including Bruce Willis, Jared Leto, and director Brett Ratner told Britain's OK! magazine: "I've learned recently that I'm not into being in a monogamous relationship. I just can't be monogamous right now."

She also took the high road while at a party with bloated Brandon Davis and Paris Hilton, and did not confront the pair or say anything about Davis' famous "firecrotch" rant about her:

Lindsay Lohan refused to bite back at her name-calling ex-pals Paris Hilton and Brandon Davis at Wednesday's Maxim Hot 100 party at Buddha Bar despite whispers through the crowd about the lewd insults Davis spewed, much to Paris' amusement. ...

We feel kind of sorry for Lohan now, and will work on that. She's sure to say something arrorgant soon that we can latch onto.

Here she is at the Parasuco Launch Party last night in NY.

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May
18
Everyone's talking about Brandon Davis' rant on Lindsay Lohan


The NY Post reports on the video on TMZ you've most likely seen in which Brandon Davis goes on a creative drunken rant on Lindsay Lohan. Paris Hilton and Caroline D'Amore giggle in the background, but Paris doesn't add much except to say that Lindsay's movie bombed. Near the end of the footage she asks Davis "Whose movie bombed?" to get him to say "firecrotch" yet again.

Davis repeatedly refers to Lohan as "firecrotch" and makes bizarre declarations about her personal hygiene and private parts, all while Hilton eggs him on.

Perhaps most grotesquely, Davis sneers of Lohan, "I think she's worth about seven million, which means she's really poor. It's disgusting. She lives in a motel."

But Lohan found a unique way to exact revenge upon her former friend Hilton at Bungalow 8 early yesterday morning. She was spotted making out with Paris' ex-boyfriend, Stavros Niarchos, when she wasn't hanging out with Barton and pirate-costumed fashion designer John Galliano. Take that, Paris!

As we've mentioned here, Davis decided not to be friends with Paris a while ago and claimed it was because Paris was a racist, citing her use of the "N" word and bigotry against Jews. The Post notes that Davis is a hypocrite because he jokingly asks in the video if Wilmer Valderrama is "in a mariachi band."

Davis dated Mischa Barton for about a year until she broke up with him in the spring of 2005. People say Barton was annoyed by the tight control the oil heir's family had over his finances, and how he had to ask for money for everything. He was most recently tied to Camilla al-Fayed, the daughter of Harrods owner Mohamed al-Fayed, but it's doubtful that they're still together based on the way he's been acting.

The Gallery of the Absurd has a new illustration of Davis as shown above, picturing the bloated oil heir with unflattering adjectives spewing forth from his oversized head.

The video reminded me of college, in which liquored-up do-nothings would talk smack about each other after going out to clubs. No one cared what my friends had to say, though.

Davis is rather gross and stupid, but you have to admit that "firecrotch" is a pretty clever nickname for Lohan and we will enjoy referring to her as such in the future. As the NY Post notes, she was seen yet again with Stavros Niarchos, Paris' ex. She also spent the night a few days ago with Paris' other ex, Paris Latsis, but he must not have been on hand for a quick revenge screw when she needed him.

Here's a non-censored and slightly different version of the video. The paparrazi are calling Davis "Stavros"!
Someone added a classical intro and "Firecrotch" title. So great.

And here is Paris on the night in question, in which she attended Janet Jackson's 40th birthday party [via]

Update: Paris' publicist has responded to the incident, emphasizing that Paris was not the one bashing Lohan.

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May
16
Lindsay Lohan Paris Hilton cat fight!


TMZ is reporting that Paris and Lindsay were in each other's faces at a Hollywood club Friday night. Paris' rep can't deny it, but tries to play it down:

It was a drama filled night Friday at Hyde, a Hollywood hotspot packed with celebrities. Sources inside the club tell TMZ there was a ton of trash talk between Lindsay Lohan and the Hilton sisters. At one point, sources say, Lindsay and Paris were literally face-to-face in a heated spat.

Paris' rep, Elliot Mintz, plays down the incident. "Inside the club," he says, "Paris was having a conversation with a couple friends. Lindsay approached her table and at that moment Paris felt she was being interrupted and didn't wish to speak with Lindsay. A couple of words were exchanged and Lindsay went back to her table. I can understand how other patrons in the club could have thought it had been a bigger deal then it actually was."

Sources tell TMZ that the root of this apparent tension may be because Lindsay has recently been on a publicity campaign for her new film, 'Just My Luck.' Sources say Paris is upset because during the campaign Lindsay has mentioned Paris' name in interviews with the media. They say Paris feels as if Lindsay is using Paris' name to further her career.

Our own Josh Levine caught up with Nicky, Paris and their friend Brandon Davis leaving the club, who had a few choice words of his own to say about the redheaded star.

Lindsay's publicist told TMZ, "Lindsay doesn't need to drop names to get publicity. She has talent, great style and beauty."

In terms of Lindsay namedropping Paris for publicity, it seems Paris would be more upset that Lindsay's been bedding all of her exes this month.

Lindsay has not been photographed since Friday, and she hopefully took the weekend off from partying and sleeping with various new guys to rest up and change her clothes. Maybe the little spat with Paris helped her realize that it's time to lay low.

Meanwhile Paris hasn't been seen with Matt Leinart since he left her house last Wednesday morning. It's been about a week, and we'll see how long it takes before we see them together again.

TMZ has a video of Paris, Nicky, and Brandon Davis outside the club that night talking smack about Lindsay Lohan to the paparazzi. It's unclear what they're saying, but they're clearly making fun of her.

Here is Paris on the night in question attending the Race to Erase MS event. (Paris and Brandon Davis are not together. He is an old friend of hers, although they had a big falling out at one point, with Brandon calling Paris a racist.)

Pictures [via]

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Apr
25
Paris Hilton cried to get out of a ticket


Maybe Paris Hilton can act. According to the Swedish newspaper, Aftonbladet, the hard-partying heiress cried to get out of a ticket for driving without a registration for her new car:

Paris Hilton visited several nightclubs the night between thursday and friday. The wealthy heiress drove around in her brand new Mercedes SLR - worth almost half a million dollars - when she suddenly was pulled over by the police. The reason was that her car didn't have a valid registration for the state of California, which technically gives the police the right to tow the car. But according to several witnesses, Paris started crying real bad, which made the female officer feel sorry for her and eventually give in. Shortly after, Paris could drive away with only a warning.

So Paris didn't even get a ticket for driving with an unregistered vehicle. She's had the car for about a month, so you think she could send one of her minions to the DMV for her. Here are some pictures of Paris getting a parking ticket, so she's at least suffered that indignity.

Here's a German commercial for online yellow pages featuring Paris ordering some rolls:

And here are pictures of Paris celebrating her boyfriend Stavros Niarchos III's 21st Birthday Party at Tao Night Club in Las Vegas on 4/22. [via]

Update: pictures of Hilton at the opening of the "replay" clothing store in LA last night. Brandon Davis is launching his line of jeans at the new store. Davis is a former friend of Hilton, and spoke out against her last year, calling her a racist. Nick Hilton also attending the opening.

Paris will host a rock concert at an Austrian ski resort this weekend, and will have to introduce Pink to the crowd. Pink mocks the skinny heiress in her video "Stupid Girls."

PARIS HILTON will travel to the ski resort of Ischgl, Austria, on Sunday. While she's sure to get in some exercise, some posing, some dating, she is actually there to serve as the host of the Top of the Mountain concert series. Among her duties, she'll introduce rocker Pink, who closes the concert.

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Mar
20
Brandon Davis and Camilla al-Fayed


Mischa Barton's ex, oil heir on a budget Brandon Davis, is said to be romancing Camilla al-Fayed, the daughter of Harrods mogul Mohamed al-Fayed. Page Six reports:

The overprivileged party boy is now hooking up with Camilla al-Fayed, 21, the sexy Harrods department store heiress who recently endured a "curiously brief," four-week internship at Vogue. The lovebirds were spotted canoodling at the Dolce & Gabbana dinner the other night.

Davis split with Mischa Barton in the spring of 2005 after nearly a year of public dating.

Perez had this story a month ago, and details that Davis plans to buy a place in London to be closer to Al-Fayed.

Davis famously called his former friend Paris Hilton a "racist" and an "idiot" after she was caught on tape using the "N" word. He seems like a good guy.

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