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Celebitchy Archives: Mel Gibson
Aug
17
Mel Gibson is relaxing at home and not in rehab at all


Mel Gibson might have sought treatment in an inpatient facility and checked out, he might be getting some sort of addiction therapy as his publicist claims, or maybe he's just laying low and hoping this whole mess will blow over. Whatever Mel is doing, he's not in rehab:

After his traumatic arrest, and anti semitic outburst recently, Mel Gibson piously promised to get help - but THE ENQUIRER has learned that the long-time alcoholic has NOT checked into rehab, he's at home. The former Oscar winner is refusing to enter a traditional rehab, and is instead trying to gain a hold of his problem via outpatient therapy. According to his publicists' assistant Veronica Pinto, regarding treatment, Mel is in an 'ongoing program of recovery. That's it.'

Many question Mel's seriousness regarding recovery since he is apparently yet to seek intensive therapy for what seems to be a major problem.

Mel doesn't care. Maybe he didn't go to rehab because the philosophy of recovery contradicted his freaky cult religion. It could be possible that he figures his career is over anyway and just doesn't give a shit.

Have you seen the best Mel Gibson political cartoons we posted? They're priceless. I hope one of the artists now tackles Mel's lack of commitment to rehab.

Here are some of the pictures from Mel's famous night out that you've already seen.

Posted to Addictions | Drunk | Mel Gibson | Scandals

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Aug
12
The Best Mel Gibson political cartoons

The Mel Gibson story may be fading from the headlines, but the memory of the uber-rich religious director's anti-semitic outburst won't leave our collective consciousness for years. He's going to be the punchline, the scapegoat, and box office poison for a while. (And C-List actors will keep bringing him up to either support or scorn, whatever suits their publicity needs.)

Cagle.com has lots of clever political cartoons about the Mel Gibson incident. Mel's career in film and his multiple over-the-top apologies provide plenty of fodder to make fun of him.

Each of the following artists granted permission to post their work here.


Peter Lewis, Australia
Lewisart.biz



Adam Zyglis Buffalo, NY
The Buffalo News
www.adamzyglis.com



Grumpy Old Indian Man Stokholm, Sweden
goyim.wordpress.com



Michael de Adder, Halifax, Nova Scotia
The Daily News
www.deadder.net



R.J. Matson, NY
The New York Observer and Roll Call
rjmatson.com



Mike Lester, Rome, GA
Rome News-Tribune
www.mikedujour.com



Doug Marlette, FL
Tulsa World
dougmarlette.com


Posted to Art | Mel Gibson | Scandals

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Aug
02
Mel Gibson hates gay people too


Gallery of the Absurd has this fabulous new Mel Gibson bumper sticker. If they would create actual bumper stickers like this, they would sell out.

The pictures of Mel partying it up before refusing a ride home, getting arrested and going apeshit have come out. He looks every bit the aged, washed up bigot.

Mel also said back in the day that he hates gay people, and that he's such an asshole because he's a closet case:

With Mel Gibson getting heat over those anti-Semitic comments, some foes are adding fuel to the fire by reminding people about the “Passion of the Christ” director’s anti-gay comments in 1992. When Spanish newspaper El Pais asked Gibson about homosexuals, he shot back: “They take it up the [bleep].” Then pointing at his behind, he said, “This is only for taking a [bleep].” He told the reporter that he was once worried that if he became an actor, people would think he was gay. “But with this look, who’s going to think I’m gay?” he asked. “It would be hard to take me for someone like that. Do I sound like a homosexual? Do I talk like them? Do I move like them?” After some people were offended by his comments, Playboy asked him if he would apologize. “I’ll apologize when hell freezes over,” he said.

He really must hate himself most of all for ruining his posh lifestyle making obscure vanity films.

People are pointing out that if Roman Polanski violated a 13 year-old girl and got his career back after fleeing the country, Mel can too. It took Polanski over twenty years. In Mel's case, he can probably put his extreme bigotry behind him in about ten.

Maybe he should just invest his money or go into real estate development.


Posted to Abusive | Arrogant | Drunk | Mel Gibson | Scandals

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Aug
01
Hollywood bigwigs say they'll never work with Mel Gibson again


Everyone was saying that Mel Gibson's career was over after he was caught defaming Jewish people during a DUI arrest. It was assumed that he would go on some sort of unspoken industry black list.

It's gone beyond passive-agressive whispers and shunning. People are so pissed that they're calling for an all-out boycott of Mel:

The damage to Gibson's career could be considerable. A-list talent rep Ari Emanuel, a co-founder of the top-tier Endeavor agency, set Tinseltown tongues wagging with his bold call to action on The Huffington Post blog.

"The entertainment industry can't stand idly by and allow Mel Gibson to get away with such tragically inflammatory statements," Emanuel wrote.

"People in the entertainment community, whether Jew or gentile, need to demonstrate that they understand how much is at stake in this by professionally shunning Mel Gibson and refusing to work with him," said Emanuel.

The arresting officer, a Jewish guy with 17 years on the force, is contrite about the whole episode, and insists that he doesn't want to ruin Mel's career. Mel did that all on his own.

Meanwhile those stupid women on "The View" are trying to remain relevant by saying that they don't want to see any more Mel Gibson movies. Countless people undoubtedly agree with them.

The U.S. Jewish Anti-Defamation League has said his colleagues should "condemn him and distance themselves from him."

And it gets even better - it's come out that several people offered Gibson a ride home that night and he refused.

Gibson has checked himself into rehab in an effort to do damage control, but the damage is extensive and it's already done. He's richer than sin, and unless Opus Dei has taken all his cash he should sit back and enjoy his millions while waiting for this to pass. Maybe he should get some sensitivity training, too.

Now that the news is out that Mel is a royal jerk, the LA County Sheriff's department figured they may as well release his mug shot. The long beard is gone and he doesn't look half bad for a drunken bigot.

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