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Celebitchy Archives: Dita Von Teese
Jul
11
Dita Von Teese picture post


Dita Von Teese, the burlesque performer and wife of Marilyn Manson, redeemed herself partially in our eyes by admitting that her boobs are fake.

The burlesque star is proud of her cosmetically enhanced bosom and sees no shame in giving nature a helping hand.

She says, "Why deny it? I'll always be very open about it. I hate it when people in the public eye aren't honest about any surgery that they've had."

I was annoyed with Dita a little over a month ago when she was quoted putting down other strippers and acting like hers was the only act in town. Doc pointed out that I have no clue about burlesque, and he was partially right. There's a difference between stripping and teasing, and in Dita's case it's to the tune of millions of dollars that can't just be stuffed in her panties.

Now she's admitted to surgery and that's a step in the non-bullshit direction. She still has much farther to go.

She says her job is "liberating" since she charges tens of thousands of dollars for an appearance, and that she's a sex symbol to both men and women. She also poo-poos the charges that she's setting back feminism:

She said: "Some people say what I do isn't very liberating. I say it's pretty liberating to get $20,000 for 10 minutes work.

"And as many women as men come to my shows. When I started my website in 1993, it was geared towards men. Now it has more female visitors - not necessarily lesbians, just young women interested in my style."

Dita, 33, who is married to rock star Marilyn Manson, thinks women are interested in her because they want tips on how they can become sexier to please their partners.

She added to Britain's The Times newspaper: "Most women want to be sex symbols, even if they don't admit it. Imagine being considered not for your mind but for how you look. Sort of fun, don't you think?"

There's all sorts of things wrong with that comment, and it could be considered downright nasty, if not ignorant and rude. There's nothing wrong with being sexy, but that doesn't mean that should be the only way you're evaluated in life. If that's the case then you're screwed no matter how sexy you are. It's not fun to be considered a piece of meat or an ornament. She might not have actually said this, though. It's attributed to The Times, but the quote sounds fake and is reprinted in a source that's not reliable.

In case you're a big Dita fan and think I'm being harsh, consider how many pictures I'm posting of her from various photoshoots. In the ladybug one she looks like a tranny. [via]


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Jun
01
Dita Von Teese thinks she's better than other strippers


If Dita Von Teese hadn't married Marilyn Manson her career would never have taken off. I'd never heard of her before she married Manson.

She's a stripper with fancy accessories. You can call it burlesque or any name you like, but she's taking off her clothes to music. There's nothing wrong with that, but she seems all snotty and self-satisfied as if she's acting in art films rather than giving people a glimpse of her goods.

Dita stripped for Hugh Heffner's 80th birthday party in Paris on 5/29. TMZ has a lousy video of her stripping that isn't worth the wait. Listen to the crap she says about other strippers:

"There's a lot of candy-coated non-burlesque burlesque going on in this city,' said the vampy dancer, "I think somebody needs to remember that burlesque wasn't just about a style or wearing fishnets and hot pants and dancing sexy, it was about the strip tease and the art of the strip tease."

So, you're saying that you gyrate better Dita? I mean, you're good at your job and all but you're a stripper. Get over yourself. If you weren't Mrs. Marilyn Manson you wouldn't be famous.

Dita and Marilyn aren't going to last. She's too full of herself.

Here's a link to a high quality YouTube NSFW video of Dita stripping in New Orleans. (I would have included it here, but embedding is disabled for this video.)

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May
22
Dita Von Teese Naked (NSFW)


Dita Von Teese, Marilyn Manson's wife, is a burlesque performer for the rich and famous. She's going to strip at Victoria and David Beckham's World Cup party, with guests to include Liz Hurley and Tom Cruise:

The burlesque queen -who is married to shock rocker Marilyn Manson -has reportedly been asked to entertain the guests at the glitzy bash and has been told nothing is off limits. Dita’s shows usually involve her donning a risqué outfit, stockings a d suspender and a racy striptease.

In one of her most famous performances, the 33-year-old showed off her vivacious curves in nothing but £3 million worth of diamonds.

A source said: "The party has a naughty theme and Victoria and David feel Dita will be perfect. She’s known for her outlandish routines so guests can expect a few whips to be flying around."

The lavish ball is being held at David and Victoria’s British home in Hertfordshire, known as Beckingham Palace.

She is shown naked in L'omo Vogue magazine in shots by photographer Steven Klein. [via]

A commentor on a board that posted the pictures notes:

I was just thinking that her left breast looks really yucky, it just stands there with that harsh plasticky-looking outline and all.

It does look like her left breast has an implant outline, doesn't it?

Pictures are after the jump.

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