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Celebitchy Archives: Eva Longoria
Aug
15
Eva Longoria wants to get it on with the ladies


Eva Longoria's diarrhea mouth is at it again. I usually don't report on the crap she says because every few days there's a new quote that shows how arrogant and/or horny she is. This one is too juicy not to report: she says she wants to get it on with a woman:

The 31-year-old says, "I wish I had a full-on gay experience because I think women are beautiful creatures. They're much more attractive naked than men, and it sounds like fun. Maybe I'm just holding out for the future.

"I did kiss a woman one time and it was particularly shocking as I was not prepared for it. I met a girl in Las Vegas who I didn't know liked me. We were hanging out with a bunch of friends and we were saying goodbye and she gave me a kiss.

"It was very surprising but very nice. There were tongues involved and it was definitely a real kiss which was soft and gentle and sweet."

That's hot and all, Eva, but cheating is cheating, and you don't get a pass just because it's a woman.

Eva and Tony Parker are not going to last. She's saying crap like this because she's bored in her relationship. She said earlier that she was the teacher and he was her sex student, then she tried to take it back by talking even more crap which just made it worse.

What I want to know is why women can brag about wanting to sleep with other women but it's still off limits for men to say they want a gay experience.

Here is Eva out with her dog for lunch on 8/11. [via]

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Aug
03
Jessica Simpson's dad tricks Eva Longoria


Jessica Simpson's controlling dad is at it again. Her manager dad Joe is said to be partially to blame for the dissolution of her marriage to Nick Lachey and now he supposedly wants Jessica to stop hanging out with Eva Longoria, because she steals the limelight from Jess.

He didn't just tell Jessica that he didn't like her seeing Eva, he went behind her back to dupe Eva into not attending Jessica's birthday party with the rest of her friends.

After dissing daughter JESSICA SIMPSON's marriage to ex NICK LACHEY, Papa Svengali/manager JOE SIMPSON wants His Little Girl to deep-six her friendship with "Desperate Housewives" co-star EVA LONGORIA - because every time they're out in public, he claims, Eva hogs the limelight! Insiders say that Jessica tried to ignore her daddy's dictator routine, but he stepped up his anti-Eva offensive with behind-the-scenes sabotage when Jessica and her girlfriends - Eva included - set up a dinner to celebrate her birthday at a Hollywood eatery.

Sneaky Joe had an assistant phone Eva and tell her Jessica had to cancel because she was ill. Then he arranged for a private plane to whisk Jess and galpals to Vegas, where they partied hearty at a post birthday bash... without Eva, who had "mysteriously" neglected to RSVP! When Eva realized she'd been duped, she was furious - and Jessica was left holding the bag and apologizing profusely for the snub... but Longoria's livid! Stay tuned.

Poor Jessica is going to be left with a half-assed hairdresser as her only friend in this difficult, single time. She needs all the girlfriends she can get and that's awful of her dad to try to cut Eva Longoria out of her life.

Maybe now that the news has got out Jessica will tell her dad to step off finally. It's about time she dumped him as her manager and stepped out on her own.

Here she is at Lodge Steakhouse in LA with some other girlfriends. The pictures are from Sweet Kisses.net, where they say she "shows off her fuller figure." Teetering between a size 6 and 8 doesn't seem like a full figure to me, but I suppose everything is relative in Hollywood.

And who's that tight-faced woman in the terrible pink gathered dress behind her? She doesn't look fun or trash-talking like Eva. (Not that I like Eva, but she's probably fun to hang out with.)

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Apr
19
Eva Longoria thinks she's too good for Desperate Housewives


Eva Longoria has revealed that she won't sign another contract with Desperate Housewives. She wants to be taken seriously as an actress and thinks she can make it on the big screen:

And Eva, 31, can't wait for the axe to fall on the ailing show, now sliding in the US ratings.

Asked how long she thought it would last, she replied: "God, I hope not past my contract. Shows wear out their welcome." The actress, who earns around [$300,000] an episode, said a break from Desperate Housewives would mean she could have children with her basketball star boyfriend Tony Parker, 23.

She added: "I want to do movies, I want to have a family and our lifestyle isn't conducive to having a family."

How snotty can she be? The show made her famous, and even if it's not as good anymore she could at least be gracious about it.

We haven't covered all the BS about how Longoria's planning on marrying her gullible boyfriend, Tony Parker, or how jealous she is of her costar Nicolette Sheridan's engagement ring, because we're really sick of her and her big mouth.

Here's the latest crap she said - she's too lazy to leave Tony Parker. That's so rude!

She is quoted in People magazine as saying: "I'd much rather be in a relationship. There's no way in the world I would rather be single. Tony is the same. I've said the only reason Tony and I are going to stay together forever is because we're too lazy to look for someone else."

That really bodes well for her relationship.

Here is Longwhoria outside The Late Show on April 17th. Nice fur collar she's wearing.

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Apr
03
Tony Parker's friends think Eva Longoria is a slutty blabbermouth


After Eva Longoria spouted all that shit about Tony Parker being inexperienced in bed and needing her tutelage - and then tried to take it back - it's not surprising that his friends think she's a blabbermouth and are questioning her sanity:

Parker says, "Actually when I read it I didn't think it was bad.

"My fellow Frenchies, all they talk about is sex,and they were like, 'Why is she saying stuff like that? Why is she talking about your private life and what happens in the bedroom?'" Longoria has since tried to clarify what she meant by her comments, saying Parker was actually the teacher in the bedroom and that he had only had been involved in one serious relationship before her.

Longoria went on to say that "I never regret something I say. I regret how people perceive it."

Her boyfriend is just a chump for putting up with her. She is so arrogant and she's going to have trouble having a career after Desperate Housewives.

Here are some screencaps and collages from Eva's appearance on The George Lopez show. [via]

Two collages after the jump.

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Mar
18
Eva Longoria can't shut up


Eva Longoria shows how arrogant and annoying she is in every interview. In the new issue of Allure she reveals that she's only the second woman her boyfriend Tony Parker has slept with, and brags about how whipped she has him:

"He's very sweet," she says of her French-born boyfriend. "I'm the experienced one. I'm the teacher, especially about love. He's always telling me he's never met anyone who loves the way I do — wholly and freely and unconditionally."

She also clears up speculation that they will soon walk down the aisle: "No, no, no. But we know exactly what we want in our future."

"Our children will speak French," she adds.

Parker appreciates her "plucky" attitude, Longoria tells the magazine.

"Since I grew up in Texas, I'm like the people he's gotten used to around San Antonio instead of being a Hollywood actress who's selfish and arrogant and full of herself ... and screamy," she says.

What a stupid bitch. She's saying she's not a selfish, arrogant, and screamy actress. That's like saying she's not a petite brunette.

She has one of those cute conversations with her boyfriend like "oh, our kids will be into sports" and repeats it to a magazine like it's substantial information about her future.

I really hope Tony breaks up with her after he finds out that she repeats their pillow talk. He may be a good guy, but he can't be that much of a pushover.

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Mar
09
Eva Longoria wants to throw away her meal ticket

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Eva Longoria is complaining about all the bathtub and lingerie scenes she has in "Desperate Housewives." She isn't concerned about demeaning herself or distracting from her brilliant acting - she's just worried about how she looks:

Eva, 30, who plays cheating Gabrielle, told OK!: "I had to talk to creator Marc Cherry and go: 'Can you please stop putting me in the bath tub?'"

Eva who hired a fitness trainer to keep her in shape as she shows off so much flesh in the show also asked for a cut in her underwear scenes.

She added: "I didn't realise how much lingerie I'd be in and how much I'd be in the bath tub. Filming is nerve-wracking, I'm constantly worrying about how I'm being filmed."

Eva is so vain that she's sabotaging her career. She revealed earlier that she's similarly planning a pregnancy around her vanity.

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Mar
01
Eva Longoria plans to cuckold Tony Parker ten times

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Eva Longoria claims to want ten children right away. Apparently her decision to become a mother is entirely based on vanity:

She said: "I want ten children and I can't wait. I don't want to be pregnant on the show until I am in real life. What if I was pregnant this year in the show and then pregnant next year in real life? So when I get married and get pregnant, hopefully Gabrielle will get pregnant too."

That's right - what would happen if your character was pregnant and you weren't, but then you got pregnant the next year anyway? The mind just boggles. Maybe you'd have to, uh, wear a fake belly or large clothes. Eva wants to get pregnant now so that her character doesn't look unnecessarily fat.

In a transparent bid to add legitimacy to her relationship, she goes on to explain how helpful she is to Parker around the house:

Eva, who is rumoured to be engaged to Tony, also claims she is the perfect housewife to her lover at home - and aims to please him.

She explained to Britain's New magazine: "When I'm home, I cook every meal for him. He was walking around the house the other day wearing a wrinkled shirt and I made him take it off because I had to iron it.

"But Tony thinks it's also very important to please me and make sure I'm happy, so it's a very good balance."

Sure it's a good balance, Eva, you just keep saying that.

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