“Kerry Washington looks really different all of a sudden” links
Did Regis Philbin quit over money and/or respect?
Kate Middleton has “quit” her “job” and “is now preparing for her future life”
Roger Ebert is back on television with a prosthetic jaw
Lindsay Lohan reunites with her crack thief friend, Pootie
Jessica Simpson praises Jesus for Eric Johnson’s sweet “tush”
Judd Apatow bashes Ricky Gervais, kisses up to butt-hurt Hollywood
