Chelsea Handler calls her ex-boyfriend/current boss a “giant toddler”
Emma Thompson’s date to the ‘Nanny McPhee’ premiere is a real pig
Jesse James was offered $500,000 to pose nude for Playgirl
“Jennifer Love Hewitt gave herself a pear ass on her book cover” links
Beyonce’s dad, Mathew Knowles, is officially the baby-daddy of love child
Twihard revolt: Sparkles is weepy, constipated on ‘Eclipse’ poster
Angelina & Mystery Jolie-Pitt (Fax?!?) both need a nap
Miley Cyrus as “Idol” mentor: less annoying than contestants, judges
O.J. Simpson is beloved by the gay posse in prison
