Lindsay Lohan bikini paparazzi seduction continues
Miss Australia feels victimized by international criticism of her body
Michael Jackson upgrades his kids’ face masks to deluxe models
Carla Bruni Sarkozy’s sex tapes were stolen
Gerard Butler travels to India for booty call (poor Jennifer Aniston)
None of the other boy models are nice to Jesus Luz
Parts of Heidi & Spencer’s “real” wedding had to be retaped (Update)
Doug Reinhardt gets into club brawl after man gropes Paris Hilton
Miss California doesn’t think people are born gay, thinks it’s a choice
