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Peaches Geldof’s heroin hookup talks to News of The World, contradicts self
This story contains adult themes and is not for under-18. LOTS of sex and drug talk. A few weeks ago, a guy named Ben Mills posted a story online claiming he’d had a one night stand with British twit Peaches Geldof (Philanthropist musician Bob Geldof’s daughter) that included shooting heroin and an vomit-filled visit to […]
Danica “Winnie Cooper” McKellar, half-naked, funny & pregnant for Maxim
Sometimes I try to figure out how old you people are. All of you, reading and commenting. Are you of the generation that remembers Wonder Years? Or do you remember the original, called “the sixties”? Or do you have no idea what am I talking about because you’re too busy playing a new-fangled video game? […]
Donald Trump defends Miss USA contestants’ “sexy” glamour shots
This is such a bullsh-t scandal, I know. It’s one of those totally manufactured “scandals” that is all about cross-promoting. This one is for Donald Trump’s Miss USA pageant. I guess they were worried that people wouldn’t tune in unless they could top the “Carrie Prejean is a f-cking idiot” scandal from last year. Thus, […]
Lady Gaga: “I want to be the grandmother of pop music”
Jesus, Esquire Magazine has an EPIC profile of Lady Gaga, and they just put it online. It’s actually not a traditional profile, as there is nothing in the way of a traditional interview with Our Lady of Gah. It’s written by Brendan Sullivan, a self-described “old friend” of Gaga’s, from before she was even Gaga. […]
Christina Hendricks gives epic, wise advice to men in Esquire
Ah, Esquire has released their complete piece on Christina Hendricks and how she’s “the best-looking woman in America”. They also put up a slideshow that shows that they only really Photoshopped the hell out of Christina for the cover, not for the rest of the pics. The “interview” is pretty spectacular too – the piece […]
Esquire: Christina Hendricks is “the best looking woman in America”
The gorgeous, fabulous, lovely and amazing Christina Hendricks garnered the May cover of Esquire Magazine. What’s that? You didn’t even recognize her? Yep. Even though Christina was voted the “best-looking woman in America” by Esquire voters (once again, not to be confused with Esquire’s Sexiest Woman Alive, or Esquire’s Women We Love). Women who resemble […]
Ricky Martin is naked, sensual & jerky in new promotional video
This video is kind of awesome. I didn’t read what it was about before watching it, and I kept waiting for some pro-gay-rights message to appear. It never does – this is a video Ricky sent out via Twitter to promote his new tour. It’s basically just Ricky Martin, naked, writhing around sensually and sometimes […]
Eli Roth has a great ass (slightly NSFW)
Last year, something crazy happened with Eli Roth. Something celebrities rarely get caught doing. Eli began tweeting with Christoph Waltz (who askes what all of the “Blueberry” stuff was about), and then the tweeting went to ONTD, and then some other stuff happened, and then Eli basically had cyber sex with lots of his fans. […]
Hooker Ashley Dupre: “I love sex & I’m very good at it, but I’m saving it”
Despite claiming that she didn’t want to be a sellout, a hypocrite, a fake, Ashley Dupre (the hooker who “brought down” NY Gov. Eliot Spitzer) has finally posed for Playboy. SELLOUT! Um, what is she selling out again? I mean, she was a literal prostitute. In the grand scheme of things, I think being paid […]
Fifth Jesse James mistress releases e-mail evidence, has shirt with ‘DNA evidence’
Yesterday Radar Online released a series of e-mails they claimed were correspondence between Jesse James and yet another mistress, which would be his fifth. (There’s the blonde stripper, the brunette fetish model, the tattooed racist and the unknown one who lawyered up quickly and probably received a hefty settlement to keep quiet.) We’ve heard of […]
Elin and Tiger’s reconcilication isn’t going so well, she reads Vanity Fair
While Tiger Woods is hoping to capitalize on the media’s sudden distraction due to another cheating and sex scandal thanks to Jesse James, one person who isn’t so quick to forget what the golf master did is his wife, Elin. Tiger has been the center of a media whirlwind this week as he announced his […]
Eli Roth defends Peaches Geldof from “heroin, lemons & Xenu” dude
I hope everyone remembers the now in-famous story about Peaches Geldof, a dude named Ben, heroin, vomit, Scientology, lemons, sex, photos and erection pills. A few weeks ago a dude named Ben wrote – on the site Reddit – about his craziest one night stand with one Peaches Geldof. The story fascinated gossip watchers, Geldof […]