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Is it any secret that I don’t care for Olivia Wilde? I just don’t get it. I don’t get her appeal, I don’t understand why men find her sexy, I can’t comprehend how people have strong feelings about her in any way. I look at someone like, say, Megan Fox, and I don’t understand why […]

What’s better than Neil Patrick Harris in general? NPH in a bathtub, looking adorable, that’s what. Seriously, when did Neil Patrick Harris turn into this… this… bombshell? That’s the best word I can use – he looks amazing, and he’s just so handsome. I’m sorry, I’m crushing hard on him. Something about a shirtless gay […]

Gia, one of Angelina Jolie’s first major roles is getting re-released. Gia tells the true story of Gia Carangi, a lesbian supermodel who got addicted to heroin, and contracted AIDS from a shared needle. Gia died at the age of 26, and Angelina was all of 22 years old when she made the film. It […]

Rihanna is the cover girl for Italian Vogue, and the photo shoot is ridiculous. It was done by famed fashion photographer Stephen Klein. I can’t imagine this stuff was Klein’s idea, though. I sincerely hope a photographer of his stature didn’t go to Rihanna and say “Hey, you know how your boyfriend beat the hell […]

I get that many of you don’t really care about George Clooney. It’s true that in the past few years he’s crossed over from “Hottest Hollywood Eligible Bachelor” to “Skeezy Pervert Who Should Grow Up”. That’s part of the reason I still like to write about him – how can a man be so utterly […]

– Mindy McCready Claims Innocence in Eric Dane’s Naked Tape Leak – says Kari Ann Peniche is “evil personified” [PopEater] – The new Miss Universe accidentally drops her crown (automatic video) [

The alleged sex tape between Eric Dane, 36, Rebecca Gayheart, 38, and former Miss Teen USA/Playboy playmate/Celebrity Rehab contestant Kari Ann Peniche, 25, turned out just to be a bizarre tape in which the three hang out naked and make dumb, drugged out comments. People are mildly interested in Peniche following the video, but considering […]

– Richard Hatch Survives Prison Broke and Upset – says he was imprisoned because he’s gay [PopEater] – Keira Knightley’s Topless Chanel Ad [Egotastic] – Another Housewife – Lynn Curtin – is getting evicted [Dlisted] – Lindsay Lohan’s coke lips [Lainey Gossip] – Judge: Paris Hilton doesn’t owe full $8M for flop [MSN Wonderwall] – […]

S*x tape alert! The rumors are true, there is a sex tape out there of Grey’s Anatomy hottie Eric “McSteamy” Dane. And his wife, Rebecca Gayheart. And former Miss Teen USA Kari Ann Peniche. Monday evening Gawker put a short, NSFW “boobs only, no sexin’” four-minute video of Eric, Rebecca and Kari Ann all hanging […]

Vanessa Hudgens got some more (possibly desired) attention at the Teen Choice Awards on Sunday night. Dane Cook, feeling it absolutely essential to live up to his reputation as the worst “comedian” of all time, made the world’s lamest, most elementary doi-inducing joke. It was pathetic and meant to poke fun at Hudgens’ second and […]

Apparently Quentin Tarantino gets a huge kick out of waiting until people he’s working with fall asleep and then taking their picture with a dildo held up in front of the camera like it’s headed for their mouth. The dildo looks huge and menacing in the photos, but I think he’s really missing an opportunity […]

Someday I plan on publishing a novel. I’ve been working on it off and on for five years and completely scrapped it a few months ago and started from scratch. While I generally try to focus on the research and the writing, once in a while I can’t help but imagine what it’d be like […]