Tiger Woods is dating again: no Ho-Jo’s waitress or hooker is safe!

Tiger Woods Addresses Media At Aronimink Golf Club

I had my fill of Tiger Woods for several months there, but when I was reading the June issue of Vanity Fair, I actually read through the second “Tiger’s Girls” piece (online here). It made me go to my Vanity Fair back issues and read the first Tiger piece (online here), and while I’m not totally in love with writing about Tiger again, I’m back to finding him slightly intriguing, in a nasty, disgusting way. His cheating was so all-encompassing, so compulsive, so ridiculous, it’s kind of amazing none of the stories broke about him before the Rachel Uchitel stuff. I also found it interesting just how much time he and Elin spent apart, even when their marriage was seemingly solid – I mean, Tiger was off partying with his ladies (and Michael Jordan) for weeks at a time it seems. Anyway… that was just something I was thinking about. As far as breaking news goes, this story is nothing much – Tiger was spotted having dinner with a mystery blonde this week. Radar describes her as an Elin-look-alike, but whatever. What I take away from this is that Tiger is dating again, officially. So no hooker, porn star, waitress, party girl or neighbor girl is safe.

It looks like Tiger Woods is back on the prowl. The golfer was spotted earlier this week with a blonde beauty on the golf course in his gated community, RadarOnline.com learned exclusively. And the blonde was an Elin lookalike, an eyewitness told RadarOnline.com.

Tiger and wife Elin have both hired divorce lawyers and have been estranged since Tiger’s secret cheating life was exposed.

Elin has refused to move back into the house they once shared, choosing instead to continue living in a rented house approximately one mile away.

Tiger and Elin have virtually no contact anymore, as RadarOnline.com first reported.

“Tiger was on the golf course the other day, hitting balls,” an eyewitness told us. “He was with a very pretty blonde who looked a lot like Elin. She was sitting in the golf cart while he was playing.

“They were talking and laughing and obviously having a good time.”

RadarOnline.com has also learned that Tiger has been back in the nightlife scene in Orlando. He has been out several nights — without Elin.

“Tiger has been out frequently,” another source told RadarOnline.com. He particularly likes Embers, a restaurant/bar. He doesn’t want to stay home alone anymore.”

Tiger and Elin have been leading separate lives, with Elin taking four trips without Tiger during the past two months. And while there was no outward sign of romance between Tiger and his mystery blonde this week, it was also clear that it signaled a change for Tiger.

“She sat in the cart laughing and chatting with Tiger for a long time,” the eyewitness said. “They were very comfortable with each other, relaxed. It didn’t look like the kind of scene you would see if Tiger and Elin were still living together and happy, that’s for sure.”

[From Radar]

When his divorce from Elin comes through, do you think he’ll spend a lot of time dating lots of women? I don’t. I think in his mind, he thinks being seen in a committed relationship very quickly will be good for his image. He’ll probably re-marry very quickly, and then he’ll just keep doing the same old bullsh-t as before, hookers and waitresses in every port (and land-locked city). Of course, he could go the other route, the honest route, and never marry again, and just date all of the women he really wants to see.

Tiger Woods Addresses Media At Aronimink Golf Club

Tiger Woods Addresses Media At Aronimink Golf Club

 

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  1. Jackson says:

    When did he stop dating? Oh, maybe those couple weeks he was in rehab.

  2. YT says:

    A new wife would have no social status because she would be considered an idiot and a golddigger to marry him. She would also have to have really thick skin to put up with all the whispers and the unending tabloid stories. Anyone who dates him will be subjected to whispers and tabloid stories. The only thing he has going for him is money.

  3. Just a Poster says:

    YT I agree.. however we all know there will be someone young and stoopid enough to actually marry is skanky ass..

  4. jen says:

    Dating, how rich. They haven’t even declared they are divorcing. I don’t think he’s all that concerned with his image. It’s someone else’s job to make him look good while he does whatever makes him feel good.

  5. Whatever says:

    I think he will do both, marry another woman and continue dating and screwing whores and random women. Anyone who marries him now is a complete idiot.

  6. Ann says:

    She was probably a hired “companion”. Let’s not forget that a lot of his “mistresses” were professionals who charged for their “mistressing”.

  7. Lisa says:

    Who in the world would want to date him now?? Oh ya, $$$$ talks.

  8. texasmom says:

    I think Kaiser’s predictions are right (quick remarriage plus continued skankiness). But I imagined “what if” — what if he just gave up on his image and man-whored around? In a weird way I’d almost respect that. In a sort of “you caught me out, this is who I actually am” sort of way. Then anyone who was with him would know what to expect and we’d be back in the world of consenting (if somewhat seedy) adults.

  9. a says:

    dating before the divorce has even started or been officially been announced doesn’t really convey “i’m sorry”.

  10. RobN says:

    Another site had him out in California this week buying a new sports car for an Elin lookalike. Wonder if it’s the same chick.

  11. Sudini says:

    Tiger Woods could not possibly be any more unappealing if he tried.

  12. WTF?!? says:

    For all the crap George Clooney gets for not settling down, at least he’s not torturing a wife and kids with his Playboy ways.

    Tiger is shite, and to not even have the decency to wait until the divorce is final to start his shenanigans again publicly proves what a toad he is (he looks like a frog, anyway).

    I hope he gets his Karma hard and publicly.

  13. lucy2 says:

    “When did he stop dating?” LOL Jackson.

    Image-wise, he had it good there for a while with the wife and kids. Now he’s put himself in a tough spot (poor baby). I agree that anyone who would marry him is just a golddigger and would be laughed at, which wouldn’t do much for his image, and if he stays single and whores around, that would at least be honest, but REALLY bad for his image.

  14. d says:

    I’m not sure it would be bad for his image, esp. if you consider how much sex there is in the media and movies, etc., already. I think as long as he’s at the top of his golf game, people aren’t going to care that much what he does with his private life. Maybe there’ll be a shift that people really will think that as long as he’s not shamming marriage, then so what.

  15. original kate says:

    there is not enough money in the world to touch that guy’s dick. not after knowing it’s been in every vadge he saw…no.

  16. Feebee says:

    I don’t think he’ll be in any hurry to marry again, why would he? If he married the first time for the image, well his cover’s been well and truly blown.

    @Jackson LOL, I think he’ll just keep on keeping on.

    As for Tiger’s endorsements and how his image is tied to that, a lot of his endorsements to me were performance not family (trust) based so I suspect he’ll still be in the running for men’s grooming products (gotta look good for the ladies), golfing and sports products (He Is Still Tiger Woods) but maybe not financial products (can’t trust him as far as we can throw him).

  17. Madisyn says:

    What he needs to do is stay SINGLE, like Michael Jordan, who we all know, likes the ladies. If Tiger keeps it relatively low key, does not TRY to represent a “happily married family man”, he can bone as many skanks as he wants.

    P.S. Tiger either get snipped or wear a condom because every gold digger coast to coast will try to pull a “Grigorieva”

  18. Kim says:

    Lets be rid of this piece of crap once and for all. If he is seriously going out he is insane. How about spending some time with your kids who are probably emotionally fragile right now due to all the upheavel in their lives brought on by his selfish actions. Not to mention when they get older they will understand what exactly he did and have no respect for him as a man. Oh & His career is over.

  19. RobN says:

    I, for one, think he’ll get married again very quickly. I think he’s one of those guys who likes the stable life at home when it suits him, and the excitement of the illicit fooling around when he feels like it. I think he’s going to get bored with the single life and the lack of challenge very fast.

  20. Ming says:

    That’s not dating: it’s called ho-ing around like usual!

    I’m surprised he even bought dinner for her.

    I dont think he ever did that for his other mistresses. Must be true love!

  21. lulu says:

    Tiger’s dick needs to be quarrantined.

    It’s got to be so nasty by now, considering where it has been!

    I’m sure there is still a much more perverted side of Tiger that hasnt even come out yet. One of these money loving hos should write the ‘tell all’ book

  22. Sincerity says:

    Since Tiger and Elin are reportedly in the process of divorcing, there’s nothing wrong with either of them seeing other people. Their marriage failed like so many others, end of story! Life goes on and what do you expect either of them to do? Hating on Tiger Woods is simply a “waste of time” because he’s going to be quite happy when you’re miserable which makes absolutely no sense! I wish both Elin and Tiger nothing except the best!!!

  23. Bella Mosley says:

    How skanky would you have to be to date him? And unafraid of getting STD’s. I guess some people can be bought.

  24. texasmom says:

    @madisyn, unfortunately Michael Jordon WAS married!

  25. Madisyn says:

    @texasmom, I meant AFTER Jordan was divorced. He probably whores around but you don’t hear much about it because he is now SINGLE and he keeps it on the down low, thats what I meant.

  26. This is why Tiger has been dropped by the likes of Hank Haney; there will be more people who will put distance between themselves and this troubled young man. His golf game is shot. His mental focus is gone. His pants are around his ankles and his world is full of skankery.

  27. Aspen says:

    I hope Elin is able to work out limited visitation. Children just don’t need to be around a guy like that for lengthy periods of time. Ew.

  28. Slymm27 says:

    This guy is creepy. Obviously has some issues!

  29. grrrlgrace says:

    I can’t imagine anyone but a fame whore dating him now. And no, I don’t waste my time hating him, I pity him.

  30. lway says:

    He is such a shallow scumbag. Hope he contracts an STD

  31. witty says:

    dey both loose wat is money to happiness