This is the news I’ve been dreading. It’s all fun and games and fun fantasies about nailing Gerard Butler until someone gets The Herp. Last weekend, Lindsay Lohan spent some time at an LA pool party, and Gerard Butler was in attendance as well. Now, Gerard and Lindsay have partied at the same random places before, like in Morocco last year, but he always denied that anything happened between them. Last weekend, the first reports were just that Gerard and Lindsay were at the same party, and that they maybe spoke to each other. Than these photos (above and here) came out. Gerard and Lindsay embracing at the party. And now this. The Sun is reporting that Gerard and Lindsay were quite tight at the party – and that they left together and that “friends said they went off to a hotel.” Oh, Jesus.

SWORDSMAN GERARD BUTLER got “reacquainted” with LINDSAY LOHAN at a recent Hollywood bash. The Scot and the wild child famously locked lips at a shindig in Morocco a few months back and the pair got up close and personal at a do in Beverly Hills last week.

An eyewitness said: “They arrived at the party separately. When they saw each other they got together and embraced. As the afternoon wore on, they became more and more friendly and eventually one thing led to another and they left together.”

“Friends said they went off to a hotel. They were all over each other at the party, really not leaving each other’s sides.”

However, there was no sign of actor Gerard when Lohan hit the shops in LA on Thursday, flashing the flesh in an odd backless number.

Fellow countryman Butler is an impressive womaniser. He’s been linked to some of Tinseltown’s most scorching women including JENNIFER ANISTON, CAMERON DIAZ and JESSICA SIMPSON.

[From The Sun]

Now, do I believe this? Eh. The evidence is kind of tricky. A few hours after the pool party, Lindsay showed up at a club where she partied for several hours. Could Lindsay and Gerard met up in a hotel for a few hours? I want to think Gerard is a better lover than that, seriously. However, Gerard is a whore, and he doesn’t always have the best taste in women, so I could buy that he and Lindsay had a quickie in some hotel – but why not just do it in the bathroom of the pool party, for goodness sake? Ugh. I need a break from Gerard for a while, though. Long enough for him to get treatment for whatever cracked out diseases they shared.