Bai Ling costars, tries to make out with Helen Mirren

Love Ranch premieres in Los Angeles, CA on June 23, 2010. Pictured: Helen Mirren, Bai Ling Fame Pictures, Inc

So I was looking through all of the photos of last night’s premiere of Love Ranch, the Helen Mirren film where she plays a Reno madam. I don’t think I realized how strange this f-cking cast is. Bai Ling is in it, which should signal that someone in casting didn’t know what the hell they were doing. Remember when Bai Ling showed up on Lost? I thought at that point that the show was probably over. Anyway, in addition to Bai – who is trying to make out with Helen Mirren on the red carpet, and Helen isn’t having it – there’s Joe Pesci, Bryan Cranston, Gina Gershon and Taryn Manning. What the hell? Did they pick names out of a hat?

Here’s Bai Ling’s full dress – yes, she was trying to get maximum attention.

23 June 2010 - Hollywood, California - Bai Ling. Love Ranch Los Angeles Premiere held at Arclight Cinemas. Photo Credit: Byron Purvis/AdMedia

Helen looks gorgeous, as always. Love her little shrug/cardigan thing. I like her hair too.

Love Ranch premieres in Los Angeles, CA on June 23, 2010. Pictured: Helen Mirren Fame Pictures, Inc

I think these are the girls who play the hookers on the Love Ranch? Probably.

Love Ranch premieres in Los Angeles, CA on June 23, 2010. Pictured: Elise Neal, Scout Taylor-Compton, Helen Mirren, Bai Ling, Taryn Manning Fame Pictures, Inc

This dude is Sergio Peris-Mencheta. He plays Helen’s love interest in the movie. Damn, Helen.

23 June 2010 - Hollywood, California - Sergio Peris-Mencheta and Helen Mirren. Love Ranch Los Angeles Premiere held at Arclight Cinemas. Photo Credit: Byron Purvis/AdMedia

Love Ranch premieres in Los Angeles, CA on June 23, 2010. Pictured: Helen Mirren, Sergio Peris-Mencheta Fame Pictures, Inc

Ooh, look at Helen’s shoes!

23 June 2010 - Hollywood, California - Helen Mirren. Love Ranch Los Angeles Premiere held at Arclight Cinemas. Photo Credit: Byron Purvis/AdMedia

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  1. seVen says:

    That dude is fug…he looks greasy O.o

  2. Wench. says:

    Do I spy Taryn Manning?

  3. MARKY MARK says:

    WTF is Bai-ling even doing on the same planet as Helen Mirren, let alone in the same movie?

  4. bizzy says:

    “Here’s Bai Ling’s full dress – yes, she was trying to get maximum attention. ”

    really? by the standards of what she usually wears, i think this counts as self-effacingly restrained.

  5. CB Rawks says:

    I actually want to see this!
    If it has one hooker leaving to get married, a bouncer in love with a hooker, and a lesbian hooker in love with a straight hooker, then it is a remake of a made-for-tv Canadian movie that was pretty cool! Heh
    Bai Ling will play all the hookers.

  6. Laura says:

    I would try to make out with Helen Mirren too.

    Bai gets a bad rep, she might not be the best or the brightest, but thats one more working asian i can add to the short list.

  7. CB Rawks says:

    I love Bai Ling. She was in this awesome horror movie once where she had concocted a dumpling recipe that was the fountain of youth, and the dumplings were made out of babies!

  8. Alison E says:

    Much like Laura, I’m just saying, I would try and make out with Helen Mirren too.

    She would shut me down, but at least I could say I went for it.

  9. DetRiotgirl says:

    I agree with bizzy! For Bai Ling, that dress is down right matronly and respectful! I mean, this is a girl who usually shows up to red carpet events looking like she’s wearing nothing but syran wrap and nipple pasties. This may be the most clothed I’ve ever seen her.

    On a seperate note, does anyone else here watch RuPaul’s Drag Race? This dress looks just like the one Ru wore in the country episode last season!

  10. Aspie says:

    Elise Neal looks so pretty!