Lady Gaga has dreams about Illuminati rituals

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Lady Gaga is a lucky bitch. Her new appearance on Rolling Stone will likely be one of the biggest-selling magazines of the year. Unfortunately for Gaga, that has more to do with Gen. Stanley McChrystal’s bitchy, unprofessional, immature tell-all interview in the same issue – that’s the one that got him fired (full piece here, it‘s totally worth a read). But still, no one puts Gaga in the corner, and she’s really bringing the crazy for this piece. We already had the early excerpt from Gaga’s piece, where she talked about Michael Jackson and whatever. But the new excerpt is all about Gaga’s Illuminati dreams.

Lady Gaga has been accused by some as having ties to the Illuminati. The pop star reveals a bizarre dream she had that even has her believing the rumors.

“I have this recurring dream sometimes where there’s a phantom in my home,” Gaga tells Rolling Stone. “And he takes me into a room, and there’s a blond girl with ropes tied to all four of her limbs. And she’s got my shoes on from the Grammys. Go figure—pyscho. And the ropes are pulling her apart.”

But it gets even stranger. “I never see her get pulled apart, but I just watch her whimper, and then the phantom says to me, ‘If you want me to stop hurting her and if you want your family to be OK, you will cut your wrist.’ And I think that he has his own, like, crazy wrist-cutting device. And he has this honey in, like, Tupperware, and it looks like sweet-and-sour sauce with a lot of MSG from New York. Just bizarre. And he wants me to pour the honey into the wound, and then put cream over it and a gauze.”

Gaga was confused by her dream and turned to other sources to find out its meaning. “So I looked up the dream, and I couldn’t find anything about it anywhere. And my mother goes, ‘Isn’t that an Illuminati ritual?’ And I was like, ‘Oh, my God!’”

She even consulted her good friend and mentor Deepak Chopra about past dreams. “The devil’s trying to take me, Deepak. I’m a good girl!” she told the spiritual leader, who eased her fears.

But she admits her nightmares inspire her eccentric stage shows. “I do have morbid dreams. But I put them in the show. A lot of the work I do is an exorcism for the fans but also for myself.”

[From Rap-Up]

Yes, I know Gaga is trying too hard. Yes, I roll my eyes at this sh-t too. But I still like her. Plus, there’s always a chance that she’s genuinely crazy, that all of this is not an affectation. We’ll see. CB and I have a little side-wager about when and if a major Gaga breakdown will occur. CB thinks it’s happening very soon. I think Gaga has another six months to a year of this stuff.

One last piece of Gaga news – Page Six had this weird story about Gaga partying in NYC Monday night, and how her dad called in to ask the staff to bring his little Gaga a $700 bottle of champagne. Page Six’s source said: “The staff at first didn’t believe it was Gaga’s dad. They asked for his credit-card number three times and Googled him before they took his order.” The source also said it was a good thing Gaga’s daddy wasn’t there, because she was wearing, “a transparent jumpsuit with a few carefully placed sequins over her nipples and private parts.” You laugh, but Christina Aguilera is going to be wearing the same thing in six months!

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  1. denise says:

    Of course she does! What does she expect when she is wears inverted crosses on her clothes? i/e The Alejandro video.

  2. LOVE ANGELINA says:

    Idk what an Illuminati is but its a pretty word, like glitterati. I don’t think its unusual or trying to hard have strange dreams, and it would make it a lot of sense that they inspire her stage shows because that is some wild sh*t, her stage shows that is.

  3. Trillion says:

    She must be reaching out to the people over at Vigilant Citizen…

  4. MsTriste says:

    Riiigghht. And I have dreams that one day she’ll go away.

  5. scotchy says:

    enough already, what is there to like about someone that is completely full of nonsense,
    i get it, it’s suppose to be a show, but it’s not entertaining, it’s not inspiring and again homegirl really has nothing important to say.
    ah, ok enough with my rant, i will no longer click on gaggles stories. they irritate me.

  6. d says:

    Totally reminds me of this crazy website I stumbled across one night that that was ALL about all the Illumati imagery in Gaga’s videos and how she’s trying to gain entrance, blah, blah, blah. Reams of copy – it went nuts on her Bad Romance video and her Grammy appearance (I think it was a Grammy one anyway…the one with all the “blood” etc.). She is treading a very fine line there between TMI and capitalizing on her fame.

  7. Mister Weatherbee says:

    So I’m to believe that GaGa’s mother is familiar with…(ahem)…”Illuminati rituals”? Give…me…a…break. GaGa simply enjoys hearing herself talk and likes saying anything for shock-value. She’s just screwing with the minds of the online kooks who believe that sort of nonsense.

  8. lrm says:

    um deepak chopra is her good friend and m entor? then she is totally an illuminati puppet, like he is. and hence the reason her mother knows what that ritual is. chopra’s probably one of her handlers.
    okay,this explains alot-she does exhibit semi bi polar issues…which can indicate mind conditioning or trauma of some sort (usually the latter)….
    oi, and that dream?
    um,what Gaga ‘does’: is it honey, which is sweet, wholesome and a defensive aid/good for you, or is it some urban, pseudo food laden with chemicals and fake sh*t? [sweet and sour]…????

    yea, sounds like she is confused about whether or not what she does is useful and real/transformational (excorcising ‘for her fans?’ give me a break!), or whether it’s fake and addictive…you want mor eand more (of that sh*t she does), but in the end, it’ll probably kill ya. LOL

    wow-if she is really having those dreams, and if chopra is her good friend and mentor-isn’t that odd to anyone else? that the two of them would be buddies? two different costumes, same goal-to suppress people through a falsely created/imagined ‘outlet’, that leads one to believe they are on a freer path/breaking out of a mold, when in reality, they are stepping into a sub-matrix of the larger matrix.

    okay, ends rant.

  9. LOVE ANGELINA says:

    Nope D that was Gaga’s MTV’s Music Video Awards performance. It was awesome.

  10. lrm says:

    okay,here is a link to symbolism in gaga’s act/life and the illuminati. [no, i don't subscribe to all of what is written about said topic, just a very interesting exploration-and honestly, iw ould not have believed it, had the article not mentioned deepak chopra as her good friend and 'mentor'. that just struck such a strange chord with me, that i had to google it further.]
    http://vigilantcitizen.com/?p=1676

  11. Cakes says:

    Its so fitting that she put herself in the garbage……kinda like the crap that comes out of her mouth.

  12. gabs says:

    I think shes due for a breakdown soon too. They all get it. Mariah had one, britney, everyone. Gaga next. It seems like contrived craziness. I dont think shes genuinely a freak, shes just trying to be a freak

  13. Cletus says:

    WHY can’t she wear some pants? I’d even be happy to see here in Alicia Key’s ol shitty drawers, I’m just over this woman’s ass.

  14. mags says:

    lrm…paranoid much? maybe put down the bong from time to time, eh?

  15. Strawberry says:

    Good lord do I hate those stoopid hoof shoes she wears.

  16. Dhavy says:

    LMAO are you kidding me????

  17. Dizzybenny says:

    theres supposed to be pictures out there of her hitting the deck at the airport because she was wearing those dum *ss shoes.will they be posted?

  18. Jover says:

    I’m going out on a limb and saying this is her last hurray. Why all these antics but nothing about her “music”; when your antics garner more publicity than your music, perhaps it’s a sign your over please let this be true. She is no longer interesting, just classless and annoying.

  19. gg says:

    Yeah, and Paul McCartney died in a car crash in 1969 …

  20. Amy says:

    @ love angelina the illuminati are a group of people who suppoesdly control the world. google it.

  21. EB says:

    This is a truly ridiculous interview that she has given. I like Gaga, but I think she’s just churning the butter. But hey, at least it gives conspiracy theorists something to do!

  22. Majosha says:

    lrm: Interesting link. I read an article — can’t remember if it was on the Vigilant Citizen site — about the JonBenet case, and her parents’ possible connection to the Illuminati, whom, this article claimed, had been responsible for the girl’s death. Now that particular article failed to convince me about the validity of “Project Monarch,” but it was an interesting, and admittedly bizarre, read nonetheless. The Gaga link you posted actually made some intriguing connections between her antics and the alleged Illuminati principles. That said, I’m still not convinced that this purported mind control is really happening behind the scenes and on such a large scale, but it’s a compelling subject regardless of its validity.

    mags: Clearly, lrm wasn’t wholeheartedly endorsing the Illuminati, just posting a link that provided a different perspective on Gaga’s persona. I don’t see how expanding one’s awareness about the various theories floating about has anything to do with being paranoid.

  23. moma says:

    I have never ever seen anything ((Beautiful)) in any of her “work”…art devoid of beauty is not art.
    …not in the imagery, the lyrics of the songs, the music itself…total lack of anything resembling true, real human emotion… gone and hollow and empty.

    this crap is going to be in the 99cent store in the near future. lmao.

  24. Churston Winsthill says:

    The other day I had a dream where I was watching a weird, tranny-looking woman walking through an airport while wearing a pair of utterly retarded platform shoes. She fell over and looked like quite the fool. I told my mother about it and she said “wasn’t that on an online gossip site?”. I was totally freaked out so I called my spiritual advisor, Dr. Sixpack Chopper and he advised me to hit myself in the head with a hammer and stop telling silly lies about made-up dreams I never really had.

  25. cara says:

    “with Gen. Stanley McChrystal’s bitchy, unprofessional, immature tell-all interview in the same issue – ” -sounds like “someone’s” still sippin’ the syrup *ahem* kaiser.

    I liked McChrystal’s honesty.

  26. snookieAteA:O says:

    #26: that’s funny! gaga seems contrived and not at all artistic IMO. she is extremely weird and not in a good way. i am happy to say i cannot name one song she sings.

  27. Anti-icon says:

    Churchton Winsthill: LOL, there’s more genuine creativity in your post than in the entire body of Gaga’s work. She’s heading for a 5150 from trying too hard.

  28. Christine says:

    Her dreams are basically the devil is trying to attack her through her dreams, kall me crazy but ima strong Christian beleiver and trust me it took me awhile to understand, you c of all Gagas performances being like excorcism is opening doors to the devil and therefore with the devil telling her to slit her wrists n do crazy stuff is an illusional brain washing step to get Gaga, theres a dream book interpreter if you dont beleive me look it up google it get it at your nearest Christian store it explains the meaning to everything even dreaming about a phone or a night club means something, this whole iluminati stuff is ridiculous I will never let the devil in nor will i agree on anything to do with this so called group if yous read the bible revelation yous will start to c that everything stated in the bible is happening in our world right now be on guard for the coming of our Lord Jesus Christ is near .. God Bless to all !

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  33. Illuminus says:

    This dream is more about needing to heal herself before she takes things any further on the “crazy side”. A honey and Mustard poultice is not an illuminati ritual but a very well known healing poultice used for cuts, abrasions, any kind of infected wound. women were called witches and locked away for using such healing poultices. The demonic man is a part of her dark side she has to face and it’s asking her, are you willing to be pulled a part for fame?? This is actually her subconscious dealing with that question and more I’m sure. Relax Gaga, you have a very creative way of dealing with your inner demons, no need to fear.

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  36. annabella 345 says:

    i’ve been having illuminati dreams for years. i thought i may share this one.this night i dreamed that me and Jay-z were on some kinda meeting, just him and me .we were in a dark room, he sat in front of me and told me : ok, now that we’ve recorded a few songs , you have to do something for me.then he started talking about a sect and that i have to join in. i got scared and was like Noo,i don’t want to , that’s not my thing. he told me it’s nothing scary, you just slice your wrist and i’ll pour this cup into it. i answered Noo, please don’t make me do this.

    Strange right?

  37. spike says:

    I had a dream lookin throu the killers eyes slicein a dude neck then i heard death becomes you 2 days later he waz dead an people waz sayin i killd him